r/drama: Askreddit post quickly devolves into circlejerk on how hard 49.6% of the global population has it in life [Agenda post but hey, at least it's not about Chicago!]

Two things actually helped: one was sprinting everywhere (engineering creeps, it turns out, are not in good shape, you'll lose 'em quickly), and the other was holding up pepper spray. You don't even have to use it, just hold it up.

This reads like it was written by some weeabo fuck who's only experience with college is what they've seen in anime.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-05

"Sprinting everywhere" my fucking sides

n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-01-05

Taking bets:

\r\thathappened, runs like Sonic, runs like Naruto.

n/a mindblues 2017-01-05

experience with college is what they've seen in anime

Akshually, there are barely any animu set in a uni setting, most of them are in high school (escapist fantasy for the poor nips when their real life high schools is more like a rat race of ram schools).

t. waifu paladin and dakimakura enthusiast

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-05

The most disturbing thing, though, is that I got cat called and harassed 100× more when i was around 13 than i do now as an adult. It's sad that actual children have to learn this stuff.

/u/facemouthfoot probably because you weren't 300 pounds when you were 13

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

I'm fucking dubious about all these "I got cat called as a kid stories". The ages just seem to be getting lower and lower. It began as 17, 15 but 13? GFTO, thirteen year olds don't get cat called unless they're walking past the National Paedophilia Parade.

n/a FaceMouthFoot 2017-01-05

Paedophiles exist! Sometimes they even leave their houses to act like paedophiles. Weird, right?

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

Hahahaha, so you're saying not only do so many paedophiles exist that every chucklefuck on Reddit has a convenient story of being cat called, they're also brazen enough to do it in the middle of the day in public too? Have you ever been in the real world?

n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-05

How long have you been an incel?

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

How long have you been special?

n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-05

Your Mom thinks I'm always special. That's what she told me last night.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

Good for her

n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-05

Oh, you are not a brazilian I see

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

What, do Brazilians get cat called at the age of 8?

n/a pitaenigma 2017-01-05

Nobody lives to brazilian you dumbass.

n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-05

I didn't get cat called until I was 20. I feel so left out.

n/a FaceMouthFoot 2017-01-05

God you're stupid. Glad you found a couple losers who agree with you, because seriously. It must be hard to go through life with such a low-functionality. You poor people need all the support you can get in life. Maybe someone can set up a gofundme for you.

n/a baaaaby 2017-01-05

yea different people having different stories is pretty fishy to me. like they went through puberty at different times? yea right

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

Hahaha, just because you wore a push up bra and cotton from your pillow under your tits at the age of twelve doesn't mean you went through puberty.

n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-05

You seem to know quite a bit about that. Got personal experience?

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-05

I'm not a girl, dude

n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-05

Never said you were dude.

n/a baaaaby 2017-01-05

i wasnt a girl when i went through puberty