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Happy birthday you bucket of bolts

I'll quote my own comment because it's a pedantic conversation ender:

When you stay in a hotel have you ever referred to the room you're staying in as "my room". Don't answer, you have.

Also /u/TimeToLeaveTheCapsul you're a super boring 400 comment karma troll. I'd tell you to delete your account, but it's a shit account and not worth it.

Ha! I now know that /u/Oxus007 probably lives in California and/or is a fan of National Parks!

pls no doxx.

Nigga I don't follow your ass around like your somebody important

you do.

Ok, okay. I'll admit that I personally haven't been following you but I have outsourced that task to a personal investigator.

thanks, that makes me feel better.

If you tell people you climbed Half Dome then we'll both know the truth.

>Bragging about Internet points

u/Oxus007 has exposed his stupidity! Now /u/TimeToLeaveTheCapsul, hit him with your sickest burn!

I'll wait.

I refer to everything I stay in as how I relate to it. The apartment I rent, the bar I'm drinking in, the chick my dick is/or will be in. TYVM

the chick my dick is/or will be in

M'lady

At least he doesn't spam /r/earthporn with mediocre pictures like you do.

00.1337/10 burn

Why would you even go to a national park in winter? It's just cold and wet.

I can't believe that you would lie like that, pretending to own a cabin in a national park.

I thought you were better than this.

I thought you were better than this.

I'm not

/u/Oxus007 why would you lie on the internet. You've changed since they removed vote fuzzing.

I get a sexual rush out of sharing my photos. 1 upvote = 1 orgasm

So I've given you at least one orgasm today. 😏

Thank you 😍

I like how the drama buddies always show up whenever anyone of them posts anything anywhere.

We roll deep.

In each others' butts.

took you 43 minutes to show up in this thread. Am disappointed.

I was doing shit, damn. Also I'm going to sleep now. Wish me good dreams.

bro it's 10:30pm, grow a pair.

Yeah, but I like to get a solid 8 hours before I wake up at 6:40. I'm an office cuck, remember.

I'm an office cuck, remember.

You haven't yet shed the oppressive shackles of wage-cuck life and tasted the freedom of karate dojo ownership? Why even live?

It's all I know!

I fear for your students. You're probably turning them into a black supremacist army.

god what's with all the cringey retards that showed up to defend that dude and jerk each other off? talk about surplus chromosomes

It's /u/Zachums and /u/riemann1413. They're like a package deal.

more like package no-deal, amirite?

more like no package, deal, amirite?

more like no deal, no package, amirite

more like no deal, no deal, you're the deal, amirite

I thought they were all alts of each other.

same

TruFax: Oxus has never visited Yosemite and doesn't even own a camera that isn't the one built into his phone. He hires aspiring photographers to travel and take pics in a sad display of desperate validation seeking-spending actual money for reddit karma whoring.

Source: That photographer was me!

Exposed.

Oh shit!

Was it noodles again?

No, I exposed my own secrets and had to delete them quickly when Oxus confirmed Oxus pays me to travel to Yosemite and take pics for his karma whoring. He's never even been to the US

these cats

i thought /u/riemann1413 lived in chicago the city not chicago the musical

Implying /u/riemann1413 has ever ventured outside his little Chicago suburb fuckin manchild loser

lmao i've never even lived in the suburbs, try again you smelly cuckold

Did you really need to have a spergout over a comment as retarded as this one. Was it really worth it? Kys.

delete your account, cancel your internet service, and brick your pc

yawn

user reports:

1: kill yourself this instant you useless piece of trash

wow, noodles is getting violent with these reports.

you know i think a lot of people on here post & report without taking my feelings into account

People can be some real assholes on the internet smdh.

this sub should be a safer space :(

/u/zachums /u/riemann1413 fyi that was me not noodles and i stand by that report 100%

Weird, you might be the first person to stand up for noodles. It's fine, we know it's him.

tbh i don't even know who he is aside from the fact that everyone here seems to hate him

maybe /u/YHofSuburbia was n00dz the whole time

xfiles.wav

Oh shit I'm watching x files right now lmao

ayy lmao

👽👽

why did /u/YHofSuburbia delete all his comments?

Much like glorious Stalin, I commit regular purges of my comments from time to time.

...only two days at a time?

whenever i have nothing to do, which after graduation is like every day tbh

can you explain the arf arf thing to me rieman

he jerked off on camera wearing a dog collar and arfing. that would have just been some low level degeneracy compared to the redt of this shithole, were it not for the fact he recorded this video while being catfished by a group of trolls he had paid to real money to associate with. he then spent a while playing the "haha what a funny joke guys i'm totally laughing at it too nice meme fellas" character. it was sorta sad

oh man that just makes me feel sad for him. i dont imagine he has many friends irl. i hope he doesnt kill himself

A peetentious cut angry some prole put on airs!

but enough about you

Rektum

Damn /u/Oxus007 that is a sweet photo. My amateur-ass would have fucked up that lighting big time.

stillsuckatmanualshooting

Thanks! Just practice bb

Jesus /u/oxus007, what's it like to be rich? 1% scum

Pretty nice. You should try it