Ok people at /r/Drama

I see all these threads about femdom and strapon sex (pegging) and let this be a warning to all of you.

Last year, I still had a girlfriend and she insisted on fucking my ass with a strapon. Then one night, after much convincing, and even more beer, I finally let her do it.

She thrusted really hard and it hurt like hell. The next day I had a shit and I noticed I was bleeding a bit from my ass. I wasn´t too concerned, but then a week later I started getting severe pains in my stomach and ass.

I went to see a doctor who then sent me to a specialist in the hospital.

Turned out my intestinse were ruptured, got infected and they had to be removed. I then got a colostomy bag fitted, which basicly is a bag hanging from your stomach that gets filled with shit.

Needless to say, I was devestated. My girlfriend then told me I was a disgusting pig with a bag of shit on his body.

She dumped me for a rugby coach. Now I can't get any girlfriend anymore. Who wants somebody who carries his shit around wherever they go? Also, I've lost all my friends. Nobody wants a friend that carries a bag of shit on his stomach that smells and needs emptying a few times a day.

So basicly I spent most of my time indoors, in front of the computer, only to leave my seat to empty my bag of shit. But you know what? Between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same...