Imagine the lag when the ambassador is trying to get a round of CS:GO in and Julian is sending/receiving half of the internet at a time. I'd kill him too.
In college we used to play CS in our dorm. One guy had a pretty bad computer that would freeze whenever anyone threw smoke. He got in a fistfight with an Asian kid who kept doing it.
In college we used to play CS in our dorm. One guy had a pretty bad computer that would freeze whenever anyone threw smoke. He got in a fistfight with an Asian kid who kept doing it.
That sounds like a /r/drama self-post in the making.
A highlight was setting up remote access for his computer so we could control it from down the hall. He wasn't much of a ladies man, but he did manage to bring a girl back to his dorm. It was exactly the moment we'd been waiting weeks for. We had done some minor things (moved around some icons, set weird screensavers, etc.). We added to the mood by playing some Aphex Twin over his winamp. Apparently "Come to Daddy" doesn't get the lady juices flowing.
Nope. You're supposed to answer the planted questions and one of the standard "would you molest a horse sized duck" ones, and then apologise for being out of time. So sorry! Be sure to follow us on social media!
user reports:
1: NP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1: NP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1: white people nonsense
1: that one movie with cumberbatch is better than the actual guy
Cumberbatch has the added benefit of not knowing what Putin's dick tastes like.
In September 2008, during the 2008 United States presidential election campaigns, the contents of a Yahoo account belonging to Sarah Palin (the running mate of Republican presidential nominee John McCain) were posted on WikiLeaks after being hacked into by members of a group known as Anonymous.
The Collateral Murder video was released in 2010 and liberals have been moving away from Assange ever since the rape allegations. But by all means believe in your pretend alternative narrative.
Considering the worst "corruption" the Democrat hacks exposed was internal politicking, it's pretty weak. You actually believe there weren't the exact same conversations happening about Trump in the Republican camp?
Unless you go full pants-on-head retard, and start worrying about references to pizza because there's literally nothing better there :^)
You think the Republican Party is any cleaner? Lol. A Republican-flavoured Supreme Court gave you Citizens United and now Trump gets to cement that further by choosing the next Supreme Court Justice. Kek.
You want to fix backroom corporate dealings, you can only do it by wholesale electorate reform, not by voting for a Republican who puts Goldman Sachs execs in his Cabinet.
I don't have any illusions about democracy or either political party.
I wonder what it would take for American's to elect socialists.
If they refuse to, they deserve their prison.
Considering the worst "corruption" the Democrat hacks exposed was internal politicking, it's pretty weak.
It wasn't just internet politicking at all. The DNC email leaks proved that the DNC was conspiring with supposedly neutral major media outlets to fling mud at both Trump and Bernie Sanders, with Bernie's mudflinging being especially heinous, seeing as how the DNC is supposed to treat every party candidate equally. It showed everyone just how little credibility the DNC has. Now, I've no doubt that the GOP does the same thing, but if the only difference in political parties is red or blue, then what's the point?
Well, I'm sorry your third-world archipelago consisting of three people is not properly represented in international politics, but there's no need to lash out about it like an autist.
Why do you preface every bitter shitpost with a 'Kek'? It makes me think of an aspie kid desperately trying to hide his tears after getting bullied on a playground.
72 comments
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-10
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
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n/a itisike 2017-01-10
Surprisingly relevant
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-10
Snapshill usually is
n/a itisike 2017-01-10
Like Assange literally has an army that defends him against the rapist accusations, and probably many of those are virgins
n/a gerradp 2017-01-10
Yeah, you spelled that out real nice, gotta hand it to you.
n/a OldOrder 2017-01-10
Snapshill is the only account on this sub that says anything of value honestly.
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-01-10
tru
n/a Nerdlinger 2017-01-10
The Ecuadorian internet connection must be mighty slow none of his replies have gotten through.
n/a kippot 2017-01-10
fuck you too buddy, i wanna read that shit
n/a Nerdlinger 2017-01-10
It's also nice because the twitch video won't show the questions he chooses to ignore.
n/a UltravioletAlien 2017-01-10
Yup, very convenient.
n/a bfbj 2017-01-10
Only more proof that the Ecuadorians killed him because he was hogging all their internet bandwidth.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-10
Imagine the lag when the ambassador is trying to get a round of CS:GO in and Julian is sending/receiving half of the internet at a time. I'd kill him too.
In college we used to play CS in our dorm. One guy had a pretty bad computer that would freeze whenever anyone threw smoke. He got in a fistfight with an Asian kid who kept doing it.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
That sounds like a /r/drama self-post in the making.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-10
Yeah, he never really adjusted to dorm life. He was quite fond of his mom.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Tell us the story in a self-post, /u/snallygaster-style.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-10
I'll have to put some work into it to do him some justice. I'll email a few guys and get a "best of" going.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Huzzah!
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-10
A highlight was setting up remote access for his computer so we could control it from down the hall. He wasn't much of a ladies man, but he did manage to bring a girl back to his dorm. It was exactly the moment we'd been waiting weeks for. We had done some minor things (moved around some icons, set weird screensavers, etc.). We added to the mood by playing some Aphex Twin over his winamp. Apparently "Come to Daddy" doesn't get the lady juices flowing.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-10
Did he really whip the llamas ass?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-10
Everyone knows ladies love Windowlicker.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-10
Good times...
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-10
Has anyone in a political AMA ever answered hard questions?
n/a Potrumpkin_Villager 2017-01-10
Nope. You're supposed to answer the planted questions and one of the standard "would you molest a horse sized duck" ones, and then apologise for being out of time. So sorry! Be sure to follow us on social media!
n/a extrasparkling 2017-01-10
dae remember when based obama answered some planted questions with pre-written answers?
n/a ragabooty 2017-01-10
Obviously going for the stoner vote
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-01-10
Holy fucking shit. Talk about low effort. "Here is a post with 10k comments! I bet there is some drama in here!"
Fuck you.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-10
We don't apologize in this subreddit.
delete this
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-01-10
Yes sir.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-10
Fucking np too
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-01-10
Didn't even sort by controversial!
n/a oinkorencu 2017-01-10
That was one particularly shitty AMA.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-10
So at what point does Ecuador just get tired of hosting his ass and his smelly hair and kick him out?
n/a a_normal_human 2017-01-10
So, that virtual avatar of Julian was pretty convincing. Is he now the second virtual celebrity after Miku?
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-10
No, he's the third after Tupac.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Cumberbatch has the added benefit of not knowing what Putin's dick tastes like.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-10
anybody hear that randy newman song about Putin. It's actually pretty good.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-10
It is pretty good, can confirm!
n/a clarkeff 2017-01-10
Bendydick Cucumbersnatch?
n/a itisike 2017-01-10
There are so many subs, some require np, some ban np, too hard to keep track of.
n/a chocolatevape 2017-01-10
Completely useless AMA.
n/a lionbaiter 2017-01-10
Isn't it cute how quickly someone goes from oppressed hero to evil and Hitler like?
Assange dared to criticize their precious Shillary.
n/a alibix 2017-01-10
how DARE people not put complete trust and into one guy forever???
especially when he loves daddy
n/a extrasparkling 2017-01-10
Liberals (reddit's primary audience) used to love Assange because he dished on Bush and helped get Obama elected.
Now it's the opposite and they hate him.
n/a JerfFoo 2017-01-10
How did he help get Obama elected? What did he dish on Bush?
n/a extrasparkling 2017-01-10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiLeaks#2006.E2.80.9308
sound familar?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-10
Russians did that shit too!
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-01-10
I saw the Russians do it from my house!
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
That didn't help anyone. Lol.
n/a ip_127_0_0_1 2017-01-10
The Collateral Murder video was released in 2010 and liberals have been moving away from Assange ever since the rape allegations. But by all means believe in your pretend alternative narrative.
n/a extrasparkling 2017-01-10
fixed that.
n/a Yung_Don 2017-01-10
Remember when Trump thought Assange should be hanged for treason?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-10
Member when this other thing happened?
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-01-10
I 'member.
n/a Yung_Don 2017-01-10
Member when he touched Vladdy's tinkle?
n/a Cheezemansam 2017-01-10
/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won
n/a Sardonic_Deity 2017-01-10
I like Assange. Especially since his Wikileaks exposes the corruption of liberals favourite politician.
n/a hlary 2017-01-10
but for some reason lets the rights least favorite PEOTUS off the hook weird...
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Considering the worst "corruption" the Democrat hacks exposed was internal politicking, it's pretty weak. You actually believe there weren't the exact same conversations happening about Trump in the Republican camp?
Unless you go full pants-on-head retard, and start worrying about references to pizza because there's literally nothing better there :^)
n/a Sardonic_Deity 2017-01-10
Pizzagate is r/conspiracy given media attention. No, i'm more concerned with the corporate, backroom secret dealings the Democrat's have committed.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
You think the Republican Party is any cleaner? Lol. A Republican-flavoured Supreme Court gave you Citizens United and now Trump gets to cement that further by choosing the next Supreme Court Justice. Kek.
You want to fix backroom corporate dealings, you can only do it by wholesale electorate reform, not by voting for a Republican who puts Goldman Sachs execs in his Cabinet.
n/a Sardonic_Deity 2017-01-10
I don't have any illusions about democracy or either political party. I wonder what it would take for American's to elect socialists. If they refuse to, they deserve their prison.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-10
It wasn't just internet politicking at all. The DNC email leaks proved that the DNC was conspiring with supposedly neutral major media outlets to fling mud at both Trump and Bernie Sanders, with Bernie's mudflinging being especially heinous, seeing as how the DNC is supposed to treat every party candidate equally. It showed everyone just how little credibility the DNC has. Now, I've no doubt that the GOP does the same thing, but if the only difference in political parties is red or blue, then what's the point?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Kek. That's politicking, numbnuts. Just how retarded are you?
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-10
About as retarded as a kiwi getting invested in American politics.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Until you chucklefucks stop automatically calling your President the "Leader of the Free World", I am invested.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-10
Well, I'm sorry your third-world archipelago consisting of three people is not properly represented in international politics, but there's no need to lash out about it like an autist.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Kek. Only person I see lashing out is your retarded pet orang-utan. Are you going to take his Twitter away when you safety-proof the White House?
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-10
Why do you preface every bitter shitpost with a 'Kek'? It makes me think of an aspie kid desperately trying to hide his tears after getting bullied on a playground.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
No, just the responses to pathologically retarded people.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-10
More like the kneejerk response when your anus starts bleeding.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
Again I think you're confusing me for the Orang-utan In Chief.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-01-10
Meanwhile, yahoo brigades reddit, causing server overloads. Hooray.
n/a LiberatorFalcon 2017-01-10
/r/AMADisasters
n/a muteen 2017-01-10
NP?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-10
It means he watches you touch yourself at night.
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-01-10
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