It's not like he's lying. 'Fake News' is a mainstream media created narrative of fighting falsified news that misleads people, but in reality it is an excuse to censor conservative leaning media outlets. It's their last chance at reclaiming credibility in the public eye when less than ~20% of Americans trust MSM.
This is especially important for them after they were exposed for setting up town halls where Hillary knew all the questions and had rehearsed answers memorized. (Political theater) Hillary also had debate questions given to her ahead of time, and we also know that several journalists had given her campaign free reign to review and edit their writings thus destroying their journalistic integrity. They also created hit piece news stories on Clintons behalf targeting Trump and Bernie Sanders.
Thanks for not responding in any meaningful way. There's really nothing to say as what I said is true so I understand. Wikileaks and Assange have a 10 year, 10 million document record of 100% accuracy. If he says Russia isn't the culprit, that's all there is to say. There's a reason the US won't release literally any credible information pinpointing anything against Russia. They weren't involved. The DNC emails came from an insider, and the Podestaphiles were phished, not hacked.
If you want to talk about a real Russian connection ask Hillary about Uranium One.
No, it isn't. It isn't even brute forcing either. Podesta gave them his login info through a proxy site set up to trick people. That isn't hacking. But hey, I bet you probably think "p@ssw0rd" is a good password, right?
But hey, I bet you probably think "p@ssw0rd" is a good password, right?
Naw, I prefer a memorized 20 random character sequence to access a strictly local encrypted password database. I bet you're retarded enough to set your main user account as the operating system administrator and think that Windows UAC is sufficient for controlling user access privileges.
No, it's not. Phishing is a method of social engineering. Hacking involves defeating mechanical/electronic security features. Social Engineering involves using deception to manipulate individuals into divulging confidential or personal information. Those are two different yet related things.
This guy hacked the AT&T system in the early 70s using a Captain Crunch whistle.
Yes, that's an actual example of a hack. He defeated/manipulated the electronic/mechanical systems. Convincing some idiot to give you their password isn't hacking, it's advanced con-artistry. I just had to sit through an hour of bullshit training on this. There's a difference between the two.
Convincing some idiot to give you their password isn't hacking, it's advanced con-artistry.
Did you not see the first link I gave you? Phishing can (and usually does) involve exploiting browser features or software exploits to surreptitiously obtain information from the victim's system that can be used to compromise the network (or just their computer).
I just had to sit through an hour of bullshit training on this. There's a difference between the two.
It's so funny and sad that you guys whine about participation trophies destroying merit but expect every moronic thing that spews from your mouth to be treated with the debating equivalent of a participation trophy aka being treated like a serious argument. Run back to your safe space before you hurt your brain too much.
in all seriousness, i think there's something to this approach w/r/t media (i.e. find an outlet with no stake in pushing a narrative about the topic), although the overall article is a bit too "you can't trust the system, maaan"
With respect to the media, people are extraordinarily stupid. For example, I don’t trust Russia Today (RT) with respect to things that Russia cares about, but they’re very good on things Russia doesn’t care about. What you’re looking for is a media outlet which doesn’t care about the issue in question, which isn’t subject to pressure on that issues, whose owner doesn’t care. The US media is useful in regards to the US, of course, but it is not trustworthy.
Yerp. That's about how I try to approach my news intake
Hehe there's some surprisingly good op eds mixed in with the cancer, at least in the print wsj. Some of them are unbelievably trash though. They also routinely publish rebuttals that dem congressmen send in after the journal shits on em, those are always interesting.
the editor in chief is the only one I've found to be able to enjoy, much less read. the rest are garbage with massive victim-complexes of "DAE think Obummer is a eco-facist who wants to kill America with over-regulation?!!!"
All media outlets have bias. There is no such thing as the view from nowhere. What I care about is the honesty of a reporter in discussing this and the fair treatment they give other points of view. Some conservative papers do this, some liberal ones do too. I like many of the writers at The American Conservative for instance, and The Nation hasn't really gone to shit like Mother Jones has. The WSJ is pure trash.
/r/NeutralPolitics, while it has a few slants, isn't too bad about it. They are extremely robotic, but they get down to what's important about a story and what gives something credibility or not.
it is an excuse to censor conservative leaning media outlets.
The Washington comPost also smeared socialist and right-libertarian outlets, don't forget. It's not a conservative thing so much as a "you aren't in the mainstream consensus on foreign policy and other issues" thing.
Fake news is all news. No news organization has any financial or editorial interest to give you the truth. The only way to stop this is to absorb multiple viewpoints from multiple organizations, and assume that not everything has vetted sources.
Trump allegedly hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed, while he watched, in a hotel in Moscow that Obama slept in, and Moscow is using this information as blackmail against him. This is all according to an alleged leaked five-year-old report from a British intelligence officer.
Who knows how true any of that is, but it's funny as fuck and the urine jokes on Twitter are sublime.
You're the one who looks up to chubby reality tv stars. Normal successful people don't actually spend their time spouting 4chan memes. But you do. Hopefully by the time you can vote in two election cycles you'll have grown up a little.
Oh keep talking and maybe Trump will pee on you. You're going to regret your Trump support after your basement dwelling lifestyle leads to a cheeto induced heart attack and you can't afford to pay the bill.
Don't say that. r/the_donald told me we can't be weary about his proposed policies that have been proven aa trash because he hasn't implemented them yet.
It's not important whether or not his proposed policies will be disastrous because he's not going to uphold his campaign promises. Did you really think the Republicans would allow him to introduce fiscal stimulus through government spending? This is the GOP, we're talking about. They've been talking shit about Keynesianism since FDR.
He doesn't seem willing to play ball with them on a few thing. So a (second) battle between him and actual conservatives seems inevitable. Especially since his main goal in life is to bed Putin. It'd also explain his strong preference eastern European girls. He probably imagines Melania is Putin in drag every night.
Maybe he wanted to be a president to see if CIA have a putin body doublr just in case. Then as a president he could order the body double to piss on him and fullfill his fantasies. 🤔
You remember me, possibly, as a man with small hands.Yeah, you think..,you think, "He had small hands." Do you remember that? What you remember is false. Yup. Big, masculine. My hands tell a story of greatness.
I don't know. I wish I had the talent to turn a multimillion dollar company into a multibillion dollar one. Didn't only like 6 business of his even declare bankruptcy out of like 500? That's pretty impressive under the economic climate over the past 30 years.
Holy shit are you telling me what was hundred million dollar real estate in New York in the 60s/70s is now worth 3 billion ? Such great business acumen and you 6 v 500 isn't a tired disproven talking point.
Now tell me how his attempted battle with the NFL was actually genius and smart business even even the waterboys told him it was retarded.
She'll have to live life knowing she lost to this. Despite it being "her turn", a reality tv star with the temperament of a teenager beat her. Must suck tbhqfhaksl
Imagine how Hillary feels right now, losing to Trump and then reading these tweets
Imagine how Hillary feels, knowing she could have thrown literally any insult out there and Trump would've ALL CAPS'd his rage all over the place, spaghetti everywhere.
That's the one good thing about Trump winning the election. It showed Hillary she wasn't entitled to the presidency, and that rigging the primary was a huge mistake.
Well, one good thing besides killing TPP, that is.
as long as we're willing to ignore the massive power imbalance?
being billionaire: gold diggers everywhere that let you grab their pussies
being president: infinite supply of interns willing to let you put a cigar in their pussy.
for some reason merely mentioning the first one in the great thing about private conversation is basically rape, whereas actually doing the second one is consensual not-sexual-relations-with-that-woman :)
Carter managed to turn his reputation around as a humanitarian. Hell even Nixon did it as an elder statesman. But considering Trump is a medically obese 70 year old with the mentallity of a 12 year old junkie then he'll probably die without turning it around. Even if he lives another 50 years.
Oh, I agree Jimmy Carter really did a lot of good for the world (with a few exceptions, like rubber-stamping elections for tyrants now and again) after his presidency, but as far as terrible presidencies go his is still the absolute bottom of the barrel. I think you have to go all the way back to Hoover to find one that was worse.
That is the beauty of it. 10 days from now he will be president, and so by definition his behavior will be "presidential." This gives the rest of us plebs cover to act like shits and simply say "I'm emulating the most powerful man on earth" if anybody tries to call us on it.
Do you really doubt the power of autism? One guy tried to preach the truth of pizzagate during a Catholic New Years Mass. This would hardly be a stretch.
Theres total proof that Hillary is an assasin that runs a pedojoint in the basement of a basementless popular restaurant but there is no proof that Trump is a scumbag even if it's caught on video.
Not just Hillary, but Trump was the main voice of the birther witchhunt. The report probably isn't true (although I wouldn't be surprised if he's done some weird shit with hookers), but I'm loving the irony of Donald now being at the center of these irrational shitstorms. The presidency is going to break Trump, I can't wait.
"I only hire the best Russian hookers - nobody finds better hookers than me. And they always have the best piss. That whole room smelled like asparagus. I did it and made Putin pay for it". - Donald Trump 1/10/2017
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-11
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n/a MG87 2017-01-11
I have such a yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge shit eating grin on my face
n/a Yung_Don 2017-01-11
First tweet reply I saw.
n/a WearyTunes 2017-01-11
captured forever :')
n/a Yung_Don 2017-01-11
Thanks 3=======D~~~~
n/a chaosaurus 2017-01-11
My sides
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-11
Jesus fuck i kinda love CURRENTYEAR+2
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
What happens when you go in to the bathroom as an American and come out an Asian?
European!
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-11
something something Golden Shower Race.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-11
I thought he paid a prostitute to pee on a bed, not himself.
n/a gey_ 2017-01-11
he paid himself, a prostitute, to pee on himself on a bed
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-11
This can only get better if he started recording his rants and uploading them to youtube.
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
It's not like he's lying. 'Fake News' is a mainstream media created narrative of fighting falsified news that misleads people, but in reality it is an excuse to censor conservative leaning media outlets. It's their last chance at reclaiming credibility in the public eye when less than ~20% of Americans trust MSM.
This is especially important for them after they were exposed for setting up town halls where Hillary knew all the questions and had rehearsed answers memorized. (Political theater) Hillary also had debate questions given to her ahead of time, and we also know that several journalists had given her campaign free reign to review and edit their writings thus destroying their journalistic integrity. They also created hit piece news stories on Clintons behalf targeting Trump and Bernie Sanders.
tl;dr 'Fake News' is the Fake News.
n/a MG87 2017-01-11
OK Trumpshill, how is Vladimir doing?
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
Thanks for not responding in any meaningful way. There's really nothing to say as what I said is true so I understand. Wikileaks and Assange have a 10 year, 10 million document record of 100% accuracy. If he says Russia isn't the culprit, that's all there is to say. There's a reason the US won't release literally any credible information pinpointing anything against Russia. They weren't involved. The DNC emails came from an insider, and the Podestaphiles were phished, not hacked.
If you want to talk about a real Russian connection ask Hillary about Uranium One.
n/a Drebin314 2017-01-11
lol
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Phishing is a method hacking you stupid fuck.
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
No, it isn't. It isn't even brute forcing either. Podesta gave them his login info through a proxy site set up to trick people. That isn't hacking. But hey, I bet you probably think "p@ssw0rd" is a good password, right?
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
I don't feel like repeating myself who here's my other comment.
Naw, I prefer a memorized 20 random character sequence to access a strictly local encrypted password database. I bet you're retarded enough to set your main user account as the operating system administrator and think that Windows UAC is sufficient for controlling user access privileges.
n/a Strephyl 2017-01-11
What are you, the computer security gatekeeper?
Lmao not even running a custom whonix distro on a remote vpn for improved opsec lol
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
what the fuck is a "computer security gatekeeper", lol
n/a Strephyl 2017-01-11
smh
n/a autourbanbot 2017-01-11
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n/a Strephyl 2017-01-11
urbanbot, what is donald trump?
n/a autourbanbot 2017-01-11
Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Donald Trump :
"Donald Trump is a dangerous idiot, supported by fools, who only ever looked out for himself."
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n/a Strephyl 2017-01-11
urbanbot, what is white people?
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Wow, that's stupid. It doesn't even make sense in the context of your comment. Computer security isn't a community or identity.
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
No, it's not. Phishing is a method of social engineering. Hacking involves defeating mechanical/electronic security features. Social Engineering involves using deception to manipulate individuals into divulging confidential or personal information. Those are two different yet related things.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
No, hacking just means exploiting weaknesses in a system or network to obtain access.
The methods that Russian intelligence agencies would involve electronic phishing measures such as this to obtain information through technical means.
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
Yes, that's an actual example of a hack. He defeated/manipulated the electronic/mechanical systems. Convincing some idiot to give you their password isn't hacking, it's advanced con-artistry. I just had to sit through an hour of bullshit training on this. There's a difference between the two.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Did you not see the first link I gave you? Phishing can (and usually does) involve exploiting browser features or software exploits to surreptitiously obtain information from the victim's system that can be used to compromise the network (or just their computer).
Oh, man, an hour of training!
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
No, a whole hour of bullshit training. You really need to learn where the emphasis actually belongs.
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-11
Hacking is an all around umbrella term that encompasses and overlaps social engineering. Social engineering is often referred to as hacking people.
n/a TraurigAberWahr 2017-01-11
hacking is an all around umbrella term that encompasses anything computer related that suburban moms find unsettling.
marriage scams on dating sites? hacking
multilevelmarketing online? hacking
nigerian prince? hacking
someone calling you and you giving them all your personal information and passwords? hacking
two people typing on the same keyboard really fast while techno music blaring in the background? hacking
writing a GUI in visual basic to enhance the photo? hacking
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-11
Ooo, I like that!
n/a Scummy_mofo 2017-01-11
You forget where you were?
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-01-11
[Scrubs gif from Ben's funeral]
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
It's so funny and sad that you guys whine about participation trophies destroying merit but expect every moronic thing that spews from your mouth to be treated with the debating equivalent of a participation trophy aka being treated like a serious argument. Run back to your safe space before you hurt your brain too much.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-11
Le fallacy!
n/a fourcrew 2017-01-11
BOI
I AIN'T READIN
ALL DAT SHIT
n/a [deleted] 2017-01-11
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n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-11
"msm is provably shit this year"
"Yeah but look at how much worse this trash is"
Lol
n/a glmox 2017-01-11
the obvious lesson here is not to consume any media
n/a OniTan 2017-01-11
Just lots of piss.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-11
Tbqh pretty much the only stuff I trust at all anymore for straight info not op eds is just Reuters and the AP..
Anyone have any other suggestions lol
n/a glmox 2017-01-11
in all seriousness, i think there's something to this approach w/r/t media (i.e. find an outlet with no stake in pushing a narrative about the topic), although the overall article is a bit too "you can't trust the system, maaan"
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-11
Yerp. That's about how I try to approach my news intake
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
I have a wall st journal app that I read whilst taking an extra long bm. Just avoid the OP-Ed pieces, they are pure cancer
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-11
Hehe there's some surprisingly good op eds mixed in with the cancer, at least in the print wsj. Some of them are unbelievably trash though. They also routinely publish rebuttals that dem congressmen send in after the journal shits on em, those are always interesting.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
the editor in chief is the only one I've found to be able to enjoy, much less read. the rest are garbage with massive victim-complexes of "DAE think Obummer is a eco-facist who wants to kill America with over-regulation?!!!"
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
That used to be true of the WSJ but now even the news section is cancer after Murdoch bought it.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
On a scale of 1-10 (one being Politico, 10 being The Daily Stormer/Worker), on what scale of false-media narrative pushing is the WSJ in your opinion?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
1 is Politico?
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
Ah, no wonder you hate Politico: the shameful "South Park" neutral of journalist websites.
Wikileaks is your presumed baseline of 0 then?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
All media outlets have bias. There is no such thing as the view from nowhere. What I care about is the honesty of a reporter in discussing this and the fair treatment they give other points of view. Some conservative papers do this, some liberal ones do too. I like many of the writers at The American Conservative for instance, and The Nation hasn't really gone to shit like Mother Jones has. The WSJ is pure trash.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
I know you're young, but just because a newspaper doesn't have a comic-strip section doesn't mean it's automatically trash
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
Talking with you is certainly a waste of my time.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
woo hoo people are posting ian welsh
n/a glmox 2017-01-11
shhhh youre gonna ruin my rep
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-11
You aren't supposed to actually say anything just respond with empty replies you tard.
This shit is why trump won.
n/a brandstone 2017-01-11
Listening to friends, family, and /r/drama users complain is my preferred source of news.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-11
/r/NeutralPolitics, while it has a few slants, isn't too bad about it. They are extremely robotic, but they get down to what's important about a story and what gives something credibility or not.
n/a Scummy_mofo 2017-01-11
Dude, I'm jacked as fuck on super male vitality right now, and everything Alex Jones is saying suddenly makes sense!
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
Damn son. I'm high as fuck on opium and he makes sense to me too!
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-11
Wow my friend! I haven't seen memes like this since /r/atheism allowed one-click may-mays (the shit Socrates died for)
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-11
Simply epic
Google is not finding anything. Is this fresh pasta?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-11
The Washington comPost also smeared socialist and right-libertarian outlets, don't forget. It's not a conservative thing so much as a "you aren't in the mainstream consensus on foreign policy and other issues" thing.
n/a Tiammatt 2017-01-11
Fucking geek
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
Fake news is all news. No news organization has any financial or editorial interest to give you the truth. The only way to stop this is to absorb multiple viewpoints from multiple organizations, and assume that not everything has vetted sources.
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-01-11
Lol what an absolute disgrace. Of course the people obsessed with cuckoldry give us the most degenerate president in history.
n/a geraldo42 2017-01-11
Reminder that Trump is a literal cuckold. His former wife was reported to have slept with her bodyguard.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
That's why I voted for him
n/a freet0 2017-01-11
Come on, we all know Bill had to be into some wacky shit too.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
sloppy beej's from young 20 interns is 12 out 10 on the degeneracy scale.
just for some context, not even being spitroasted from 12-inch horsecocked trans prostitutes come close to uterrly how fucked up that is
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-11
lmao someone actually downvoted you. this sub is full of mayobabies
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-01-11
Mayomen!
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-11
mayoNEETs
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
Mayoblacks tbh
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-11
mayo clinics?
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-11
Unpopular opinion: I like being white
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-01-11
Downvoted and reported
n/a niggerpenis 2017-01-11
Disgusting
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-01-11
We've seen your travel earthporn pics. We know
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-11
gasp
n/a Ffnorde 2017-01-11
You think you know a person and then they do something like this.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-11
what is his tweet in response to?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-11
Doesn't matter, think of it like one of those Choose your own adventure books.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-11
u have the best ideas
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Trump allegedly hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed, while he watched, in a hotel in Moscow that Obama slept in, and Moscow is using this information as blackmail against him. This is all according to an alleged leaked five-year-old report from a British intelligence officer.
Who knows how true any of that is, but it's funny as fuck and the urine jokes on Twitter are sublime.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
I'd do some golden showers if the chicks were hot enough tbh
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
gross tbqh
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
Piss is sterile and also warm. It's comforting
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
If they're prostitutes, then I wouldn't be so sure about the sterile part.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
As long as they're European hookers they're good
American hookers, he might be dead within 2 years
n/a sex_tourism 2017-01-11
You've never seen an average russian hooker, have you?
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-11
Implying Russia is a European country. XDDDD
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-11
Piss is sterile, but the urethra is not.
Don't forget this next time you take part in watersports.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-11
I hear his code name is "4chan".
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Anyone who believes that old comment on /pol/ means anything should be checked for an extra chromosome.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-11
What part of "Pizzagate is real" do you not understand?
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
4chan made a fan fiction about Trump having golden shower sex orgies in Prague,
which includes peeing on the bed in which the Obamas were going to sleep in the next night.
They sent that story to anti-trump columnist Rick Wilson,
who listend-and-believed that it was true and sent it to the CIA,
who also listen-and-believed it was true
and included it in their report on (((dangerous))) Trump-Russia connections!!!
It's hilarious.
(and if the CIA had checked their records beforehand, they'd found out Trump has never even been to Prague.)
Basically this confirms that the left is even easier to dupe with fake news than the right.
see e.g. /u/Velvet_Llama, /u/DonaldBlythe
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Maybe if you keep commenting blind praise for Trump he will pee on you.
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
nah, he'll pay a hooker to pee on your bed while you're out with your mom for tendies.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
You're the one who looks up to chubby reality tv stars. Normal successful people don't actually spend their time spouting 4chan memes. But you do. Hopefully by the time you can vote in two election cycles you'll have grown up a little.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-01-11
Someone is salty.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Oh keep talking and maybe Trump will pee on you. You're going to regret your Trump support after your basement dwelling lifestyle leads to a cheeto induced heart attack and you can't afford to pay the bill.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-01-11
Lol still salty.
I actually have real health insurance and don't need to rely on government handouts.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Ahh so you're 12 years old and still under mommy's healtcare.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-01-11
Projection much 😂😂😂😂😂
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
yeah, you really seem normal and successful. (you don't)
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-11
wew lad
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
turns out it wasn't even CIA, but some dorky "private detective agency"
https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/press-releases/224-press-releases-2017/1469-dni-clapper-statement-on-conversation-with-president-elect-trump
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
It's almost hilarious how pathetic he is.
Obama:
One wife and respects the sanctity of marriage
Very articulate and with an immense grasp of knowledge and was even editor of the Harvard Law Review
Came in as president elect with a +41 net approval rating
Healthy and attractive
Large hands
Zen like demeanor that can only be born from a Hawaiian
Fanbase online is mostly successful attractive people
Experts in most fields respect him (economists, scientists, health care professionals)
Doesn't want to have sex with his own children
Doesn't bully people and doesn't cry about being a victim
Dedicated the last 8 years to improving America
Trump:
Two soon to be three failed marriages, a bastard, countless affairs, and admitted sexual assault of married women
Speaks at a fourth grade level and often makes spelling errors when crafting 140 character tweets
Will come in as president elect with a - 14 approval rating
Looks like a rotting pumpkin fucked a clown based scarecrow and the baby went on to binge eat at McDonalds
Tiny hands
Emotional maturity of a 12 year old girl
Fanbase online is mostly virginal basement dwellers worried that blacks and muslims are going to steal the girl they creep online away
Professionals can't decide whether he's batshit insane or just a moron
Is obsessed with fucking his daughter Ivanka
Is a yuuge bigoted bully that also has a very yuuuge victim complex
Dedicated the last 8 years to finding Obamas birth certificate and shitty reality tv
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-11
trumps also gonna be a bad president
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Don't say that. r/the_donald told me we can't be weary about his proposed policies that have been proven aa trash because he hasn't implemented them yet.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
It's not important whether or not his proposed policies will be disastrous because he's not going to uphold his campaign promises. Did you really think the Republicans would allow him to introduce fiscal stimulus through government spending? This is the GOP, we're talking about. They've been talking shit about Keynesianism since FDR.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
He doesn't seem willing to play ball with them on a few thing. So a (second) battle between him and actual conservatives seems inevitable. Especially since his main goal in life is to bed Putin. It'd also explain his strong preference eastern European girls. He probably imagines Melania is Putin in drag every night.
n/a sex_tourism 2017-01-11
Maybe he wanted to be a president to see if CIA have a putin body doublr just in case. Then as a president he could order the body double to piss on him and fullfill his fantasies. 🤔
n/a Tiammatt 2017-01-11
Weary or wary
Goddamn it get it together
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-11
If he personally responded to your quote this would be the single thing he focused on.
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-01-11
You remember me, possibly, as a man with small hands.Yeah, you think..,you think, "He had small hands." Do you remember that? What you remember is false. Yup. Big, masculine. My hands tell a story of greatness.
n/a THE_SCUZZ_MONSTER 2017-01-11
tbh I'm obsessed with fucking Ivanka too
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-11
are u donald
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
She is quite a looker, I'd hit it, if she agrees to it.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-01-11
You forgot "fired from NBC."
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-01-11
You forgot "winner" tho
n/a FreeRobotFrost 2017-01-11
Me too, I want to drink daddy's sloppy seconds from baby Trump's cunny.
I definitely would have voted for him if I was old enough.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
Obama
Eroded the constitution but still remained likable
Cares about his country despite being born in Kenya
Trump
Literal definition of a lolcow
Will probably be impeached in two years
:^)
n/a glmox 2017-01-11
why couldn't it have been r kelly :(
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-11
Wait, I thought that was meme magic?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-11
It is meme magic. Do you remember what Pepe was doing in the comic that started it all?
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-11
Taking a big leak with his pants around his ankles.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-11
Exactly! And saying "feels good man"!
How could Donald J. Trump possibly not secretly be into watersports?
n/a SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-01-11
IF R.Kelly can come back from a pee sex scandal so can Trump.
n/a MG87 2017-01-11
Well. R Kelly has talent. Thats the difference.
n/a SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-01-11
Hey are you telling me Trumps ability to bankrupt his own companies isn't a talent?
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
I don't know. I wish I had the talent to turn a multimillion dollar company into a multibillion dollar one. Didn't only like 6 business of his even declare bankruptcy out of like 500? That's pretty impressive under the economic climate over the past 30 years.
n/a SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-01-11
Dude is in debt for 1.5 billion dollars yet he is a master business man.k.
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
Source?
n/a SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-01-11
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-businesses-owe-debt-18-billion-150-institutions-study-source-of-study-president-elect-a7512586.html
http://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-debts-are-widely-held-on-wall-street-creating-new-potential-conflicts-1483637414
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-said-he-had-315-million-in-debt-he-left-out-1-5-billion-73577d392896#.94quvlp96
n/a le_meme_master2 2017-01-11
Just like a person having debt left on their car or home. This isn't really news. Businesses also have debt also. You know that, right?
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
Do you have any idea what "equity" is?
n/a kippot 2017-01-11
definitely not, probably doesnt even know the word
n/a Franken_Furter 2017-01-11
When you're that rich, isn't debt pretty much profit?
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
...no.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
That depends entirely on how well the debt is performing.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Holy shit are you telling me what was hundred million dollar real estate in New York in the 60s/70s is now worth 3 billion ? Such great business acumen and you 6 v 500 isn't a tired disproven talking point.
Now tell me how his attempted battle with the NFL was actually genius and smart business even even the waterboys told him it was retarded.
n/a Brumaired 2017-01-11
If Trump can drop a hot single like Ignition then I might just forgive him.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIhgdbbTIPU
n/a MorganFreeman7 2017-01-11
Imagine how Hillary feels right now, losing to Trump and then reading these tweets
brutal
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-01-11
Literally the worst presidential candidate in history. Lost to Trump. I hope Hillary tries to run again in 2020, just for laughs.
n/a MorganFreeman7 2017-01-11
pls no
n/a DistortedLines 2017-01-11
She'll have to live life knowing she lost to this. Despite it being "her turn", a reality tv star with the temperament of a teenager beat her. Must suck tbhqfhaksl
n/a ukulelej 2017-01-11
FTFY
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-11
toddlers sleep a lot though
n/a MorganFreeman7 2017-01-11
it's poetic justice in a way lol
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-11
Imagine how Hillary feels, knowing she could have thrown literally any insult out there and Trump would've ALL CAPS'd his rage all over the place, spaghetti everywhere.
n/a MorganFreeman7 2017-01-11
nice damage control, doesn't change the fact she lost to a game show host
sad
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-11
I'm not American, I get to laugh at everyone involved, but mostly at you for choosing a Orang-utan-In-Chief.
n/a MorganFreeman7 2017-01-11
I chose Bernie
n/a Malevolent_USB_Drive 2017-01-11
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
n/a ugahammertime 2017-01-11
That's the one good thing about Trump winning the election. It showed Hillary she wasn't entitled to the presidency, and that rigging the primary was a huge mistake.
Well, one good thing besides killing TPP, that is.
n/a Nerdlinger 2017-01-11
Sounds like his diaper needs changing.
Or perhaps it's too dry.
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-01-11
Seems like something he'd be into. But for real, I just looked at his twitter. So is he going to start acting presidential ever?
n/a LiberatorFalcon 2017-01-11
no way
n/a OniTan 2017-01-11
"Shut the fuck up, you fat retard!"
-The President of the United States
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-11
You mean like, getting White House interns to blow him and that sort of stuff?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-11
He and Pence are gonna run a train Jlaw.
n/a glmox 2017-01-11
yeah i'd expect them to have no taste
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
I'd fuck her just for those solid C's she got hidden.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
kys
n/a Tzcar 2017-01-11
Pence
Into women
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
At least Bill acted consensually.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
She was a CHILD*
(*women are children until 30)
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
If there's grass on the field...
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
as long as we're willing to ignore the massive power imbalance?
being billionaire: gold diggers everywhere that let you grab their pussies
being president: infinite supply of interns willing to let you put a cigar in their pussy.
for some reason merely mentioning the first one in the great thing about private conversation is basically rape, whereas actually doing the second one is consensual not-sexual-relations-with-that-woman :)
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-11
but he also grabbed a lot of pussies :/
he didnt just mention it
n/a DickingBimbos247 2017-01-11
fake news
n/a AshrifSecateur 2017-01-11
When you hear the word "presidential", you think of Bill Clinton?
n/a gey_ 2017-01-11
how else do you make other presidents look good without setting the bar so low?
n/a strathmeyer 2017-01-11
It's always fun reminding people Clinton was emulating his idol, JFK, who rape raped women in the oval office.
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-01-11
Wow, he rape raped them? Is that even worse than regular raping them?
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
Well actually I think of Lincoln
n/a Cephaliarch 2017-01-11
Probably not, unless he gets cyberbullied enough that he emotionally breaks and just mindlessly acts as a Republican puppet for the rest of his term.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Trump is actually a Dubya plant. He's supposed to spare him of the legacy of worst president alive.
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
Funny, I thought Jimmy Carter had that one covered for every other president elected during his lifetime.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Carter managed to turn his reputation around as a humanitarian. Hell even Nixon did it as an elder statesman. But considering Trump is a medically obese 70 year old with the mentallity of a 12 year old junkie then he'll probably die without turning it around. Even if he lives another 50 years.
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
Oh, I agree Jimmy Carter really did a lot of good for the world (with a few exceptions, like rubber-stamping elections for tyrants now and again) after his presidency, but as far as terrible presidencies go his is still the absolute bottom of the barrel. I think you have to go all the way back to Hoover to find one that was worse.
n/a fairdinkumthinkum 2017-01-11
you don't judge presidencies based on what they did after.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
You do judge personal reputations and respect though.
n/a uptotwentycharacters 2017-01-11
Speak for yourself.
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-11
When he becomes the president wouldn't anything he does by default be presidential?
n/a ukulelej 2017-01-11
4 year old's temper tantrums will technically be considered presidential, what a time to be alive.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-11
That is the beauty of it. 10 days from now he will be president, and so by definition his behavior will be "presidential." This gives the rest of us plebs cover to act like shits and simply say "I'm emulating the most powerful man on earth" if anybody tries to call us on it.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Lol at thinking the Trump trolls will try emulating his antics away from their computer safe spaces.
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-11
Do you really doubt the power of autism? One guy tried to preach the truth of pizzagate during a Catholic New Years Mass. This would hardly be a stretch.
n/a giants888 2017-01-11
The peeing explains his skin tone.
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-11
No it doesn't. It explains why his hair is that off colour. His skin tone is just the result of tanning with leftover KFC grease.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-11
What is this all about?
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-01-11
Theres total proof that Hillary is an assasin that runs a pedojoint in the basement of a basementless popular restaurant but there is no proof that Trump is a scumbag even if it's caught on video.
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-11
Don't forget all the satanic lesbian sex she had to influence women to vote.
n/a miraclebelly 2017-01-11
Not just Hillary, but Trump was the main voice of the birther witchhunt. The report probably isn't true (although I wouldn't be surprised if he's done some weird shit with hookers), but I'm loving the irony of Donald now being at the center of these irrational shitstorms. The presidency is going to break Trump, I can't wait.
n/a bleepis 2017-01-11
this is the best day of my life
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-11
he's melting down with the grace of my 55 year old aunt
n/a aonome 2017-01-11
Cumskins like Trump do this because they want to be yellow; Asians are superior.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-11
Big if tru /u/SSA12 or whatever the fuck
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
/u/SSPA9
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
/u/SSPA1
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-11
What account is that anti western cosplay guy on now? I want to ping him to this thread.
n/a I_FIND_RACISM_FUNNY 2017-01-11
huge if factual
n/a Chanchumaetrius 2017-01-11
large if accurate
n/a BobPlager 2017-01-11
Substantial is veritable
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-01-11
Of a substantial importance if the above is verified.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-11
How do you make a Trump cocktail? 1 part Russian vodka, 4 parts hooker urine.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-11
Is this going to become anything or is this just stupid horse shit I can ignore?
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-11
It's about as credible as the pozzagate/email scandal stuff so do with that what you will.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-11
I heard that the hacker named 4chan is responsible for this rumor; can anyone confirm or deny??
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
Me
n/a fourcrew 2017-01-11
Pissbaby Manchild BTFO
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-11
The one time Trump didn't try to stiff his contractors, they pissed all over him.
n/a baeb66 2017-01-11
"I only hire the best Russian hookers - nobody finds better hookers than me. And they always have the best piss. That whole room smelled like asparagus. I did it and made Putin pay for it". - Donald Trump 1/10/2017
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
This dude is the most epic of lolcows. Like, CWC would never come close to the Cheeto.
Please tell me Kiwifarms has a megathread about him. And that chan-like board as well
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-11
It's a strange world we live in where CWC is less autistic than Trump.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-11
Oh he's pissed:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/819164172781060096
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-11
I mean if we were wouldn't...wouldnt that actually make him Hitler?
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-11
Me now: No way Trump coasts through the presidency with tweets
Me in a year: No way Trump launches all these nukes
Me in 2024: No way I'm handing that feral lookin motherfucker my only potato