Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Where is the KGB appliance website

@Penthouse how about the #maliatapes?

Hi, I'm a big fucking dork who has never smoked the mary jane because my youth minister told me it would make me enjoy our special sessions.

Is this the same thing that drove democrats to criticize young bush for drinking?

I doubt most Dems gave a shit over two teenage girls drinking...like, welcome to the fucking suburbs of Anytown, USA.

How old were you when it happened?

Well I'm mid thirties now, so I was completely compos mentis at the time

I would waifu that bitch

If they did exist they'd be worth more than that

I just realized, Larry Flynt is still alive. Suck on that, 2016!

Larry Flint owns Hustler not Penthouse.