After a long day of meditation, a Zen master questioned his pupil:
"Why are skeletons always so calm?"
The pupil pondered silently for a long while, but even after giving tremendous amount of thought to his master's question, could not think of an answer and could only reply with shaking his head.
The Zen master answered: "It is because nothing gets under their skin".
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-11
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n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-11
Zen Koan:
After a long day of meditation, a Zen master questioned his pupil:
"Why are skeletons always so calm?"
The pupil pondered silently for a long while, but even after giving tremendous amount of thought to his master's question, could not think of an answer and could only reply with shaking his head.
The Zen master answered: "It is because nothing gets under their skin".
n/a niggerpenis 2017-01-11
so that's why they're always smiling
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-01-11
The smile is the scariest part of a person because it's the skellington trying to escape from the head.
n/a UkiahNative 2017-01-11
mfw
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-11
This is hilarious.
A zen community that aren't very good practitioners.
KAN ZE ON
YOU ARE A PEDO
NA MU BUTSU
BANNED FOR ANNOYING
YO BUTSU U IN
KILL YOURSELF
YO BUTSU U EN
EWK IS LEADING THE MODS A MERRY DANCE
BUP-PO SO EN
FUCK OFF EWK ALT
JO RAKU GA JO
PEACE AND TRANQUILITY BUT FUCK PEDOS
CHO NEN KAN ZE ON
BREAKING REDDIT RULES BITCH
BO NEN KAN ZE ON
LEAVE MY SANGHA CUNT
NEN NEN JU SHIN KI
NOT MY BUDDHIST
NEN NEN FU RI SHIN
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-11
You know times are rough when we get drama from Zen communities.
Bodhidharma is rolling in his transcendent grave.