God damn. Even her white knight army has turned against her.
/u/Jewdank what does it feel like to be a utter failure of a human being? You are the lowest of the low.
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You aren't worth thr oxygen plants produce to allow you to breathe.
I'm not even being ironically mean. I just think that if you jumped in from of a train today, literally nobody would mind. Other than the workers who will have the misfortune of cleaning up your blood and guts from the tracks.
.
It's rude to be alive when literally nobody will ever like you, and you will remain an unwanted subhuman for the rest of your insignificant life. But it's even ruder to consider youself a human, a relatable human, and continue to post on your personal subreddit where any postivie feelings towards you that might have once existed have now died away.
She is just pathetic, if she wanted to leave she would leave. But she wants to make it a massive thing. Just leave and stfu or take more pics of your asshole
It's her personal sub r/jewdank. /u/notapostolate was the original person who set it up and helped her get started. He kept some mod controls and has now stepped in as the only adult in the room and cut her off from modding her own subreddit. It's pretty god damn weird tbh.
/u/jewdank think of it as a metaphor for your life! The only scrap of power you have in your life is when you choose to wave your naked ass in the air for all to see!
The sad this is, I think she's just now realizing that. The "brand" stuff, the T-shirts, the Podcast...I think she thought those guys genuinely cared about her as human being and not a piece of meat to beat off to. It's sad because it really seems like she's lost touch with reality.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-12
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n/a SpacePanther17 2017-01-12
/u/jewdank isn't even Jewish.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-12
God damn. Even her white knight army has turned against her.
/u/Jewdank what does it feel like to be a utter failure of a human being? You are the lowest of the low.
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You aren't worth thr oxygen plants produce to allow you to breathe.
Consider suicide.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-12
God damn. Even her white knight army has turned against her.
/u/Jewdank what does it feel like to be a utter failure of a human being? You are the lowest of the low.
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You aren't worth thr oxygen plants produce to allow you to breathe.
Consider suicide.
n/a KYS_Jewdank 2017-01-12
God damn. Even her white knight army has turned against her.
/u/Jewdank what does it feel like to be a utter failure of a human being? You are the lowest of the low.
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You aren't worth thr oxygen plants produce to allow you to breathe.
I'm not even being ironically mean. I just think that if you jumped in from of a train today, literally nobody would mind. Other than the workers who will have the misfortune of cleaning up your blood and guts from the tracks. . It's rude to be alive when literally nobody will ever like you, and you will remain an unwanted subhuman for the rest of your insignificant life. But it's even ruder to consider youself a human, a relatable human, and continue to post on your personal subreddit where any postivie feelings towards you that might have once existed have now died away.
Consider suicide.
n/a Mr_Thunders 2017-01-12
/u/heelthebern what are your thoughts on our drama queens mental predicament?
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-01-12
I mean that's a little muxh
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-12
you're a sack of shit, noodles
n/a mRNA28 2017-01-12
Aw man, what was said?
n/a Mr_Thunders 2017-01-12
The account was called KYS_JEWDANK and the content was about us finding a new drama whore and how her life would always be empty.
n/a phedre 2017-01-12
Jesus. That's fucked up even by /r/drama standards.
n/a Mr_Thunders 2017-01-12
It was a new account too so hopefully its gone for good. Some people take this drama a little too seriously.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-12
it was someone hiding behind a brand new alt which makes it super lame
but yeah it was pretty messed up
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-12
It was incredibly cruel, even by /r/drama standards
n/a mRNA28 2017-01-12
Lol it reads like what SGL said to the kid.
Kind of sad to see him try to be cutting when he just comes across like an edgelord try-hard.
Talk about clichéd.
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-12
Lol it would be a Noodles thing to do to rehash people's assessment of his sad life into a shitposts he thinks will make him friends.
n/a TheMauveHand 2017-01-12
It's back
n/a mRNA28 2017-01-12
Aw now my comment doesn't make sense
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
This Guy Dramas!
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-12
Why would you of all people need to ask this?
n/a MG87 2017-01-12
Consider killing yourself noodles.
n/a WrongLetters 2017-01-12
We are on the eve of a new era; we will soon be living in Trumps America and I believe now more than ever anything is possible.
As such, I propose we just replace /u/jewdank with a hotter, better medicated narcissist who shows everyone her butthole.
I'll hold auditions and Redditors can vote until we find...
Reddit's Next Top Attention Whore
n/a Vakieh 2017-01-12
She said she got a new job. Maybe it was as a Russian hooker?
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-12
no, no, that's Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova but your Dad calls her Katya
n/a itsactuallyobama 2017-01-12
Can I be one of the three judges? I want to be the uplifting one that never says anything bad about anyone.
Now we need to pick the harsh one, and then the one that can go either way (depending on what the producers want of course).
n/a cleverseneca 2017-01-12
I call being the one that gets just a little too chummy with the contestants and make the viewers go "hmmmm"...
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-12
kys
n/a Malevolent_USB_Drive 2017-01-12
keep yourself safe
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-12
kiss your sweetheart
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-12
I call crazy judge
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-12
No I like her off her meds, puts me and her on even ground
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
I started a thread in /r/homemadexxx
hopefully it takes off
https://www.reddit.com/r/homemadexxx/comments/5nmuoa/the_worst_homemade_porn_ever_created_staring/
n/a DarkWing260 2017-01-12
LOL that's like the ultimate tits or GTFO. People put up with her lunacy as long as she was showing her tits and poop hole. Fucking classic.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
So was there text in the actual post?? or just the title??
n/a DarkWing260 2017-01-12
It's a screen shot, or am I misunderstanding your question?
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
When I go to that thread it has nothing there...think it was deleted... that's why I asked..
All I saw was the title with nothing under it but commenta
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-12
Bahhh
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-12
Big if tru
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-12
Bahhh
n/a shazbottled 2017-01-12
Which sub is that about?
She is just pathetic, if she wanted to leave she would leave. But she wants to make it a massive thing. Just leave and stfu or take more pics of your asshole
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-12
She wants there to be a huge cry of "No Jewdank! Don't leave, life won't be the same without you!" She's addicted to the attention.
n/a kidgurry 2017-01-12
Over 35,000 subscribers to her sub and less than 10 people posted asking her to stay. It's probably the 3rd saddest thing I've ever seen. Truly.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-12
First and second?
n/a MG87 2017-01-12
Seriously, she seemed pissed that no one really gave a shit that she was leaving.
n/a kidgurry 2017-01-12
It's her personal sub r/jewdank. /u/notapostolate was the original person who set it up and helped her get started. He kept some mod controls and has now stepped in as the only adult in the room and cut her off from modding her own subreddit. It's pretty god damn weird tbh.
n/a shazbottled 2017-01-12
Ah, thanks. Assumed she was referring to the other sub
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-12
/u/jewdank think of it as a metaphor for your life! The only scrap of power you have in your life is when you choose to wave your naked ass in the air for all to see!
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-12
The sad this is, I think she's just now realizing that. The "brand" stuff, the T-shirts, the Podcast...I think she thought those guys genuinely cared about her as human being and not a piece of meat to beat off to. It's sad because it really seems like she's lost touch with reality.
n/a zimmie41 2017-01-12
I suspect she had a pretty slim grasp on it to begin with.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
So was there text in the actual post?? or just the title??
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-12
Did she make this post at like 5-6 AM her time? Guess I gotta be on Reddit 24/7 if I wanna keep my spot on the Jewdank beat.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-12
It would have been pretty late, yeah. A lot of her recent posts have been pretty late at night, which isn't really a good sign.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-12
I started a thread in /r/homemadexxx
hopefully it takes off
https://www.reddit.com/r/homemadexxx/comments/5nmuoa/the_worst_homemade_porn_ever_created_staring/