That is what jumped out at me. Should be Hickory Dickory Dee or similar, and the last line would have to be changed too. Also, they shouldn't be kink shaming those who like humiliation. It just makes them more aroused.
In this context - with a woman complaining about a dick pic, then calling it tiny - this is super goddamn obviously insulting him by calling his penis small. The users here are trying really, really hard to pretend it's not, and it's almost insulting.
How does a qausi retarded """"""""""feminist""""""""""" like you end up on this side of this crap? You're literally whining about women mocking the size of unsolicited dicks. Delete your account.
There once was a lawyer named Rex,
Who had very small organs for sex,
When faced with exposure,
He would say with composure,
de minimis non curate lex.
I doubt it is women making fun of fuckbois that make men paranoid about their cock size, it is likely the gargantuan amount of pornography consumed that make them worried their totally average dick isn't sufficient.
Though milfs do, in fact, like it big. Especially when it comes through a hole in a Big Johnny's Pizza box.
Hmmm...this is a curious thing you raised. Actually pondering what women want sexually. This is strange notion that has never occurred to me. Why would a man care about such a thing?
And hey it's not as bad because they can exercise to lose weight. You can't run on a treadmill for half an hour day and end up with a twelve inch walloper.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of modding meta subreddits and tone policing arguments. People say to me that being /u/takeittorcirclejerk is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having penis reduction surgery and getting a gender studies degree. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cuck” and respect my right to whine constantly and whine needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a body shamer and need to check your drama privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
And he's a big hypocritical phony! I caught him dick shaming some poor downtrodden man in trolly, and when I called out this injustice the (((mods))) banned me!
if you're so insecure about your penis size that you need to complain about body-shaming on a female-centered meme forum then you clearly have nothing going for you physically.
if you're so insecure about your penis size that you need to complain about body-shaming on a female-centered meme forum then you clearly have nothing going for you physically.
This is probably the one thing in social justice/identity politics that genuinely annoys the fuck out of me.
So, unlike English, Spanish is a gendered language. All nouns are either masculine or feminine, and for objects this is immutable. "The house" will always be the feminine, "la casa." It's just grammar and not any sort of value judgment on the noun in question.
For nouns referring to people, you can switch between genders based on the gender of the person. El chico is the boy. La chica is the girl. Hermano/a for brother/sister etc.
In mixed gender groups, you defer to the masculine plural form of the noun. So siblings would translate to hermanos. Again, this is grammar, not misogyny.
Latinx is their way to fight the patriarchy or something since the masculine "Latino" is the gramatically correct way to refer to Latin-Americans in either a mixed gender or ambiguous setting.
It's really pedantic and has no basis in actual Spanish.
I'd love if someone with a background in linguistics could ELI5 this, but my lame answer is that it's just the way it is and has been for centuries. I know most (all?) Romance languages have gendered nouns.
It helps, in some instances, make clear which object an article, adjective or pronoun refers to - "Did you put the key under this(male)one or under this(female)one?"
Obviously, it doesn't work in all cases and it adds some work definining genders for nouns.
This ain't nitpicking. This is calling out. This is me writing the obvious: this sub is upvoting a post that isn't about Donald Trump, and when I posted, no one here was calling it out.
I'm calling you out for your lack of agendaposting. I know that's hard for you to read, but it's goddamn true and it's sad that dtama, a generally excellent place, is not only OK with it but upvoting it.
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n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-12
Can we talk about how from a rhyme standpoint that poem really shouldn't have that second Hickory Dickory Dock?
n/a RestoreFear 2017-01-12
Stop rhyme scheme shaming, please.
n/a brandstone 2017-01-12
That is what jumped out at me. Should be Hickory Dickory Dee or similar, and the last line would have to be changed too. Also, they shouldn't be kink shaming those who like humiliation. It just makes them more aroused.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-01-12
lol isn't this exactly like how they talk about mansplaining and then downvote womensplaining?
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-12
How does a qausi retarded """"""""""feminist""""""""""" like you end up on this side of this crap? You're literally whining about women mocking the size of unsolicited dicks. Delete your account.
n/a Tiammatt 2017-01-12
Qausi
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-01-12
/u/takeittorcirclejerk you got a small dick? Why defend unsolicited dick-pic senders?
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
There once was a lawyer named Rex, Who had very small organs for sex, When faced with exposure, He would say with composure, de minimis non curate lex.
n/a phedre 2017-01-12
FTFY
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
Feminist = small dick
n/a HueGenics 2017-01-12
You missed some more of Tits defense of his small penis, and also a defense of the feminine penis.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
Thank you for your service.
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-01-12
I doubt it is women making fun of fuckbois that make men paranoid about their cock size, it is likely the gargantuan amount of pornography consumed that make them worried their totally average dick isn't sufficient.
Though milfs do, in fact, like it big. Especially when it comes through a hole in a Big Johnny's Pizza box.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
Slovenly women like everything large. It makes them feel dainty.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
Hmmm...this is a curious thing you raised. Actually pondering what women want sexually. This is strange notion that has never occurred to me. Why would a man care about such a thing?
n/a chanilastname 2017-01-12
Well you want to know there's sausage on your pizza. Know what I mean ;).
n/a base_model_android 2017-01-12
I think I saw a documentary about this on the Internet.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-12
Well at least TrollX users can now conveniently identify the men in the sub who have itty bitty penii.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-01-12
P old news in regards to titrc, tho
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-12
All of them?
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-12
Probably a fair assessment.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-12
yes
n/a MusteredCourage 2017-01-12
I mean it looks like she has an itty bitty penii as well
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
Feminist ally = micro penis.
n/a Im-a-gay 2017-01-12
Hey, that's actually a harmful stereotype. Would appreciate it if you would stop.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
Shut up microdick!
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-01-12
Username checks out.
n/a Tiammatt 2017-01-12
This is why I make fun of fat girls
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-12
After this post I have doubled my fat shaming quota.
n/a Yung_Don 2017-01-12
And hey it's not as bad because they can exercise to lose weight. You can't run on a treadmill for half an hour day and end up with a twelve inch walloper.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-12
Not with that attitude
n/a bytewake 2017-01-12
just tie a weight on it and let it dangle
n/a captainpriapism 2017-01-12
you could liposuction all your gut fat into your dick if you were that way inclined
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-12
If you can't go longer, go wider.
n/a freet0 2017-01-12
The micro-dicks and land whales still have each other.
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-12
/u/takeittorcirclejerk would you say tone policing people's responses to unwanted dick pics is the greatest cause of our time?
n/a Lesmothian 2017-01-12
Please do not ping /u/takeittorcirclejerk.
/u/takeittorcirclejerk does not like it when he gets pings.
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-12
I sexually identify as /u/takeittorcirclejerk so please stop trying to erase my identity
n/a Lesmothian 2017-01-12
I'm sorry for pinging your personal sexuality which in this case is /u/takeittorcirclejerk as I understand it doesn't enjoy being pinged on reddit.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-12
Wait, are you guys talking about the /u/takeittorcirclejerk? The one with the small penis?
n/a freet0 2017-01-12
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of modding meta subreddits and tone policing arguments. People say to me that being /u/takeittorcirclejerk is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having penis reduction surgery and getting a gender studies degree. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cuck” and respect my right to whine constantly and whine needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a body shamer and need to check your drama privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-12
Oh man I need a cigarette after reading that. Damn that was good.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-12
Jesus he picked a weird hill to die on. Dude must send a ton of pics of his lil micro penis.
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-12
And he's a big hypocritical phony! I caught him dick shaming some poor downtrodden man in trolly, and when I called out this injustice the (((mods))) banned me!
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-12
Link that here
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-12
[look at the big phony go!](sometimes_you_have_a_clarifying_moment_at/dccn13h/?context=3)
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-12
Edit your link, Jumbled.
n/a mydramaaccount 2017-01-12
It's 2017 and there are still men out there that believe more than a fraction of women could possibly have empathy for them.
SMH
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-12
mayocide now!
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-01-12
I knew a girl who would return the unsolicited dick pic with a previously unsolicited dick pic. It was like White Elephant but with white wieners.
n/a MimesAreShite 2017-01-12
Pay It Forward
n/a OiBoiFloyd 2017-01-12
if you're so insecure about your penis size that you need to complain about body-shaming on a female-centered meme forum then you clearly have nothing going for you physically.
n/a fraustnaut 2017-01-12
Well he is a SRD mod
n/a Gusfoo 2017-01-12
False. My mummy says I'm handsome.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-12
Female centered hate forum.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-01-12
probably why someone would frequent that forum in the first place
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-12
/u/Audacia220 what kind of shit parent are you you'd scold your baby while reading dick poetry that doesn't even flow properly?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
She's LatinX. I think that means she has superpowers.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-12
What is a LatinX?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
Caesar Augustus, but with super strength and healing powers.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-12
Ohh that poor baby
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-12
This is probably the one thing in social justice/identity politics that genuinely annoys the fuck out of me.
So, unlike English, Spanish is a gendered language. All nouns are either masculine or feminine, and for objects this is immutable. "The house" will always be the feminine, "la casa." It's just grammar and not any sort of value judgment on the noun in question.
For nouns referring to people, you can switch between genders based on the gender of the person. El chico is the boy. La chica is the girl. Hermano/a for brother/sister etc.
In mixed gender groups, you defer to the masculine plural form of the noun. So siblings would translate to hermanos. Again, this is grammar, not misogyny.
Latinx is their way to fight the patriarchy or something since the masculine "Latino" is the gramatically correct way to refer to Latin-Americans in either a mixed gender or ambiguous setting.
It's really pedantic and has no basis in actual Spanish.
n/a MimesAreShite 2017-01-12
i never understood gendered languages. what's the point in them? english does fine with the one 'the'
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-12
I'd love if someone with a background in linguistics could ELI5 this, but my lame answer is that it's just the way it is and has been for centuries. I know most (all?) Romance languages have gendered nouns.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-12
All
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-12
Here's what I found:
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/430oq7/eli5_why_do_so_many_languages_employ_the/
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
It helps, in some instances, make clear which object an article, adjective or pronoun refers to - "Did you put the key under this(male)one or under this(female)one?"
Obviously, it doesn't work in all cases and it adds some work definining genders for nouns.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-01-12
This ain't nitpicking. This is calling out. This is me writing the obvious: this sub is upvoting a post that isn't about Donald Trump, and when I posted, no one here was calling it out.
I'm calling you out for your lack of agendaposting. I know that's hard for you to read, but it's goddamn true and it's sad that dtama, a generally excellent place, is not only OK with it but upvoting it.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-12
this is obviously part of the anti small penis agenda
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-12
Incestous cock drama involving meta people and trash tier "feminism" all in one. It certainly was destined to be here.
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-12
^ this
n/a Chicup 2017-01-12
/r/smalldickproblems/
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-12
Damn that's a sad sub
n/a MimesAreShite 2017-01-12
surely every post in that sub should just be "i have a small dick"
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-12
I wish i had the jawline of that woman who wrote the tweet.
n/a MusteredCourage 2017-01-12
"Woman"
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-01-12
/u/Dreaminbigger Small cock? Get a xir-friend with small hands.
n/a AlbertBelleBestEver 2017-01-12
Someone should post this to CB2 as a horrible example of bodyshaming.
n/a extrasparkling 2017-01-12
fat shaming, kink shaming, body shaming etc, they only apply to the fat women that use the terms, everyone else is fair game.
You'd think people would have learned this by now.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
I think it used to also be forbidden to kinkshame The Gays, back in the Before Times.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-12
The downfall of /r/TrollXChromosomes is just another proof how needed is eradication of men.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
The extermination of merely one of the 72 Genders would be a drop in the ocean. It would hardly be noticed.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-12
Eradication of men and whites would solve every problem the world has right now.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
Um, there would still be 70 other genders that aren't woman, bro.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-12
Ugh, you win
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-12
I am assuming your gender. Pray I do not assume it further.
n/a bleepis 2017-01-12
if a penis isnt literally as big as the person its attached to its a micropenis and they're a cuck
n/a captainpriapism 2017-01-12
takeittorcirclejerk seems real concerned that someone might be making fun of tiny dicks
like really fucking concerned
n/a gey_ 2017-01-12
I never understood this, because the only dicks I ever got were aesthetic. I guess people knew not to send me an ugly dick.
n/a Strephyl 2017-01-12
Maybe you just have really low standards