Hi, I'm a biologist who studies in the University of Phoenix. I would like to take some measurements and study how someone can have as many chromosomes as you and still be able to type a semi-coherent comment. Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you are interested.
The researchers are not exactly sure why the macaques would bother with this unproductive behavior. It doesn’t make sense that it is for learning how to have sex or any sort of species confusion. The best idea is one known as the “mate deprivation hypothesis,” where male macaques with little or no access to females need to get their frustrations out elsewhere.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-12
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n/a niggerpenis 2017-01-12
muh cock
n/a jokes_on_you 2017-01-12
I've been humped by dogs on many occasions, including a female dog. Any biologists who would like to study me, feel free to PM.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-01-12
Hi, I'm a biologist who studies in the University of Phoenix. I would like to take some measurements and study how someone can have as many chromosomes as you and still be able to type a semi-coherent comment. Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you are interested.
n/a jokes_on_you 2017-01-12
Do you have a mailing address to which I can send my semen samples? I'd be honored to take part in a study at such a distinguished institution.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-01-12
You can directly deposit your semen into my test tube if you know what I mean big guy ;)
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-01-12
lol if they like this we should introduce them to whitney wisconson and anyone who ever touches /u/ComedicSans 's penis
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-12
That's a brave person. Mainly because I have huge junk. Who cares about Whitney Wisconsin?
n/a glmox 2017-01-12
are they saying these monkeys are incels
n/a Peaches_0 2017-01-12
Its a male thing with a penis. Of course (((scientists))) don't understand because they're retarded autists.
n/a newcomer_ts 2017-01-12
WTF?!
It was clearly an attempted rape.
As if deer wanted some asshole monkey humping…
n/a searingsky 2017-01-12
I mean the deer had no qualms about licking up monkey jizz
n/a Pastelitomaracucho 2017-01-12
Fuck forbes
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-12
That's an interesting article (from a scientitic standpoint) but I fear how much degenerates will use it to justify everything they want to do.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-01-12
lol The monkey was just horny and had no ladies so it chose the next best thing.