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Hi, I'm President Donald Trump and nothing quenches my thirst better than zero calorie Pepsi Next™.

Pepsi, it's Presidential. Ahh.

Trump would be a Pepsi guy.

Imho pepsi is okay when drinking it by itself and relaxing on a hot day.

But coke is the better choice to drink with a meal.

You know what makes zero calorie Pepsi Next™ even better? Drinking it in a presidential pair of sneakers.

Introducing the Nike Air Trump™. For when you want to feel the kind of comfort usually reserved for heads of state or successful business men.

[In a backroom convo]

The slave children are giving you trouble? SAD! People have been telling me those children have it good, you know lots of people are saying it. I've been hearing they eat more per day than the regular Joe in whatever country that is, Bosnia? ...Canada? I don't know. I've got some great people though in the military, fantastic people. We'll put the slaves right and make child labour great again. Keep those donations coming.

I mean with child labor you can just do whatever you want you know? Just grab em by the diaper.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/257552283850653696?lang=en

This observation was always strange to me, I've seen plenty of thin people drinking diet soda. While it isn't GOOD for you - rots your teeth and you should drink more water - it's way better to drink regularly than the sugar bombs that are regular sodas. Decent harm reduction type approach to changing an unhealthy diet.

It could be a commentary on those who will resort to quick fixes and diet fads rather than working on will-power. It's Trump though, so he probably saw a fatty drinking a diet soda and made the post without a second thought.

I prefer diet soda, actually. It's a much better mixer with liquor than regular soda.

Theres really no need to stack the calories in the alcohol tbh

I've got an uncle who's thin and drinks like eight diet cokes a day.

HOLY SHIT that top response, i'm dying

I cannot wait, the next four years will have enough drama for a life time. Trump might actually make this sub great.

No, it'll just make the sub more agenda-posty.

You upset that sometimes a thing you like is the subject of mockery?

I don't like Trump.

Damn I was hoping that'd stir up some shit.

Why bother? The shit will stir itself this year.

The Onion is no longer satire

All we need now is for Trump to tweet that no one should ever wear cargo shorts. /r/MFA will lose their fucking minds.

I hope he does. I get that they are ugly, but I'd like them back in vogue so that I can carry all my shit I lug around every day more easily without getting funny looks.

/r/MFA is 90% Asian pre-med students, right?

Fugg MFA, I will never forgive them for what they said about cargo shorts.

When did men's fashion become woman's fashion? Where are all the pockets going??

Truly the greatest issue of our time.

Im not "MFA" or "Frat" but even I recognize cargo shorts are cancer.

-wallet

-keys

-cellphone

-Swiss Army Knife

That's 4 pockets taken. Do you WANT to sit on your keys and SAK if you have more things you need to bring with you?

Cargo shorts got the shaft because urban nu-males got butthurt ACTUAL men who go outside need more than just the two pockets

wallet-back pocket

cell phone-right pocket

keys-Left pocket

only time I have ever carried a knife/multitool around was when I worked a maintenance job and I wore work pants for that job.

I think the OP was implying that their pants/shorts recommendations lack pockets when he said "Where are all the pockets going??".

keys-Left pocket

Only satanic communist retards put keys in the left pocket, fam.

1) Your keys should not take up a whole goddam pocket.

B) Leatherman Style PS, motherfucker

Slim wallet and keys w/ multitool in left pocket, cellphone in right pocket. Accomplishes the same thing without looking like a NEET.

Put your keys and Swiss Army knife in the same pocket, nerd.

How poor and alone do you have to be to not have a key chain that has enough keys to take up a single pocket by itself?

People who aren't complete losers have other necessary keys besides "home" and "dragon-dildo safe" like you fyi

It's too bad you don't live in the [current year] where not using your amazon echo makes you a Luddite. I'm sitting over here with babes to many babes responding to my tinder messages to count. You're sitting there wearing cargo shorts, with your hands in your pants.

I may have my hands in my pants, but my LL BEAN cargo shorts, with their 4 extra pockets, allow another 2 girls to cradle my balls and massage my buttcheeks while I do it.

Checkmate /fa/cist

2017

girls

SMDH FAM

You know how in desserts a little salt is needed to accentuate and compliment the sweetness of the dessert?

It's the same with feminine penii: every once in a while you need to have a tight twat wrapped around your dick to really, truly, appreciate how wonderful a feminine penis is.

You're like a shitposting chef, Assy. You're ability to combine the sweet and the salt is absolutely delicious. I'll disagree with you about cargo shorts, but I'll always be here for your shitposting.

Thanks fam.

I take pride that I can make people who shrug off death threats salty af with my shitposting

Straight up KYS, fam.

Where do you keep your trading cards?

Fucking casuals

seriously. these cucks dont even keep their pokemon cards on their person. How else are they going to catch 'em all?

Who the fuck carries a swiss army knife in their pants everywhere?

Just carry a purse.

What kind of a nerd doesn't have a detachable belt holster for their cellphone.

Upvoted, cargo shorts are awesome. Here's my EDC (every day carry)

• wallet
• house keys (technically attached to pants via carabeener)
• car keys
• phone
• Ontario RAT-3 knife
• 3DS
• glasses + case
• Beretta 92 (loaded 9 + 1 )
• loaded back-up mag w/ 115gr FMJ Blazer
• ear plugs
• lighter
• Surefire LX2 lumamax
• 3DS
• Lamy pen
• glasses case
• Leatherman Charge TIi multitool
• chapstick
• 3DS charging cable
• phone charging cable
• TI-83
• Casio F91-W
• earbuds

Don't see how a hipster emo kid could even carry half of that stuff even if they made room by removing their balls (which by the looks of it they already have)

I will never forgive you.

I will never forgive you.

We need a final solution to the cuck question, honestly, the cuck question being what we do about MFA.

True, cargo shorts look like shit.

But seriously, someone has to have some pockets in summer and womens' clothes aren't carrying the water there.

What is troubling is that LLBean is an outdoors company, and they have a board member donating to a presidential candidate who doesn't believe in global warming.

lmao what a tenuous connection. What's next, "ugh, I can't believe the cousin of an employee at a company that sometimes orders tacos for lunch would support someone who doesn't like mexicans"?

It's a bit of a stretch, sure, but it's at least sensible. They're not completely unrelated, after all.

They aren't a outdoors company, they sell the illusion of being outdoorsy.

Does that make Trump an L.L. Beaner?

Lmfao

WTF I hate LL Bean now

wew muh brihade better lock

Says every weak mod who can't control the opinions he doesn't like in the thread.

That is a buttfuck ugly shoe tho.

Is there nothing liberals can't find a way to be smug assholes about?

no, why do you ask

Is this a rhetorical question?

Why do they care? Does L.L. Bean sell boating shoes?

Can't thonk of anything that symbolizees the hyper capitalistic mindset in the US then the president of it doing endorsements.

Buckle up, 2017 is gonna be a crazier year then 2016.