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Well, was it you?

yep

Well that's unsettling.

everything about /u/heelthebern is. I've reported everything to the admins already.

Then they'll be able to let you know it isn't me and hopefully you'll appreciate, despite the personal attacks you attempt to bait me with, I did the right thing and immediately warned you about, then publicly condemned what I was sent.

I hope the admins are able to resolve who made the account and levy the appropriate punishment.

yes, I agree. If it comes back and they tell me it's not you, I will sincerely apologize.

I really don't expect an apology. I would be beside myself if I were in your shoes. But I'm happy to see you say this.

It's hard to know when people are being genuine in this environment. I wish we had some sort of safeword that we could use to say "hold on, let's get serious, someone just crossed the line."

I'm kind of surprised someone thought it was OK to send this to me, considering my white knighthood.

Back when you made a comment about there being a picture of you floating around online, some folks pm'd me asking if I had a pic of you.

I told them no, and if I did, I most certainly wouldn't share it with anyone.

I hope this gets resolved quickly and quietly and the attention this is getting doesn't cause it to be shared any further than it has.

I really don't expect an apology.

I don't either, I fully expect it to be you.

He used a vpn, no doxxer is that stupid

Nah, he used his mother's phone. I would bet money on it.

how did they get you?

get the photo? Supposedly someone sent it to him, but I don't know if that's the case.

i mean how were you vulnerable

/u/dornishredviper's husband's mistress probably sent it

She couldn't have done that. She's been tied up in my bedroom all week... literally.

I'm sure he's got a new one. As Woodrow Delano Lincoln once said "There are only two certainties in like--death and dornishredviper's husband is cheating on her"

Is it really cheating when she knows and encourages it?

we call that "cuckoldry" and welcome to the family!

I thought it was cuckoldry when the woman did that to the man.

Its clearly you dipshit.

Why would I make a fake account to pm myself a pic or Dornish to them pm her from this account?

Why wouldn't I pm her from that account or post it publicly from either account?

This isn't me, but shame on me for doing the right thing and warning her.

Why would they pm you at all? That makes NO sense. And you're retarded enough to do something like this.

It's called a false flag, Heel. You were probably trying to build trust and confidence by being the white knight again. But we know that you're a creeeeeep and a small time manipulator, the proof is in your posting history. Why would anyone here believe you?

Creep, sure. This is a troll account that I fuck around on. I have grown to like some of you all in here, but generally dislike what goes on in this sub and openly antagonize users here.

I have no problem with not believing me.

I'm not sure why you think I'm a small-time manipulator?

Serious question, what would you, -jean-paul- have had me done? Just assume I'm telling the truth and tell me.

I quickly and quietly informed her what I received and told her I wasn't going to even acknowledge it's existence. Dornish chose to make this public knowledge.

Would you rather I have ignored the whole thing? If someone was sending people your personal information, would you want me to ignore it, or would you want the opportunity to do something about it? Or at least know about it?

I'm not sure why you think I'm a small-time manipulator?

That's pretty much the definition of a troll, friendo.

Serious question, what would you, -jean-paul- have had me done? Just assume I'm telling the truth and tell me.

I would have expected you to SAVE the picture, first of all. Then back it up in three places. Then print it out and jack off to it. To completion, on the face. Then tack it up on the basement wall next to /u/Jewdank's, /u/scrandle's, and /u/teenage_whateverthefuckitwas.

Or report it to the admins straightaway, but you wouldn't do that because you sent the PM to yourself on an alt.

Well, I didn't save it.

My novelty here is as a jewdank whiteknight and a shit talker.

If my last interaction with you guys is warning dornish about a doxxer, fine by me.

I'll still occasionally stalk u/johnnylargecock, just because his mother will be mad if I ignore him.

If the admins do respond, they'll tell you it wasn't me.

But you guys can fuck yourselves for not even waiting to verify with the admins before shitting on me.

Off topic: have to spoken to Jewdank lately? Is she doing okay?

Before I answer that, I want you to weigh in here.

Do you think I'm trying to doxx dornish by not showing everybody her picture or do you think I tried to do the right thing and privately warn her that someone is sharing her picture?

well, personally, I don't think "a picture" rises to the level of "doxxing" but I'm sure everyone has their own definition

to answer the question though: I honestly don't know

Fair enough.

Haven't heard from her.

I'm not a good person to ask, though, because we don't talk.

wait, what?

why was she pinging you and asking your opinion all the time?

Presumably, because I would generally take up for her or start shit with shit talkers. It wasn't coordinated, it wasn't something we discussed. Same reason you all ping me.

You all have pinged and pm'd me way more than she has.

One time she pm'd me a link, but no words.

Whenever I'd see her getting piled on by you guys, I'd try to drop in somewhere and say hi.

C'mon Heel, it's silly to think you would have any credibility on this sub. You're smarter than that. And when the admins respond, I expect them to say it wasn't sent from the same IP address you use.

That would prove you're somewhat technologically literate, but it wouldn't exonerate you.

Tell me this though. Why would the doxxer send a pic to you and only you instead of just posting it here and elsewhere on Reddit? If the aim was to dox Dornish, why wouldn't they just... dox Dornish instead of beating around the bush?

The same question you ask is exactly the same question I'm wondering. Why wouldn't someone, even if it was me, not just doxx her?

Either someone had an agenda against dornish and sent that to me because they think we're enemies and I'd use that info...or its someone from this sub trying to stir up some shit. Maybe half of you guys are in on it. I don't know.

But I think my stance here is pretty consistent with my white-knighting and I'm confident that you and some others I interact with certainly think it is plausible or maybe even likely that I'm being honest here.

If I wanted to, I could post her picture on here and ridicule her until I get banned or blocked or what have you. I'm not going to do that.

Instead, I gave her the opportunity to do something about it privately.

She chose try and make some drama out of it, which I should have expected, but didn't.

I'm curious what a DornishRedViper looks like. Send the picture to me and I'll believe you. Fingers crossed. ✌

Either way I'm bored with this. Good luck and I look forward to the trial.

It is up to u/dornishredviper who she sends her picture to.

Honestly, I'm starting to think she is behind all of this and trying to humblebrag about how cute she is.

If I were her, I'd be worried about you guys treating her differently after seeing how pretty she is!

I think she should be more worried about vans and ropes and knives and darkness and you, my dear HeelTheBern.

Yeah, yeah. I thought she might actually want to know or be concerned that someone wanted to share her picture with me.

Let's be serious for 30 seconds, how in the everloving fuck would I get her picture, unless someone sent it to me?

Come on.

Someone saw dornish and I were arguing and pm'd me her pic.

No message, no words, just pic.

That's alarming to me, thought it'd be alarming to her.

Obviously I was right, but no good deed goes unpunished, so here we are.

Indeed. Side note. In the future, assuming you aren't suspended then arrested for online autism in the fifth degree, please drop the fucking hyphens when you refer to me. There's no call for that. The only reason I'm not /u/jean-paul is because some twit took that name x years ago and then abandoned the account.

Sounds like we're getting on a first name basis, new best friend.

How 'bout I just call you jp?

That's fine.

Why wouldn't you just report it to the admins? They take these things extremely seriously. The fact that you didn't is, among other things, the reason why literally nobody believes this weak trolling attempt.

Let me run it down for you:

1. Nobody believes you that the account is not controlled by you
2. Nobody believes that you received a PM
3. Nobody believes that either your account or "theirs" actually has a picture of Dornish

This is so obviously fake that I would bet hard cash that you are a sophomore in high school, or, more likely, Jewdank herself.

Thanks for the breakdown.

The mobile app I use for reddit doesn't have a report feature, so I did the next best thing.

If Dornish asked me to report it to the admins, I would have been happy to do so.

And, just like the rest of real-life, what the users of r/drama choose to believe does not change the facts.

But I'm pretty sure u/dornishredviper believes someone sent me a link...even if she thinks I sent it to myself.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you're jealous that somebody sent little ol me something and...not you.

lol

Clearly you are able to send messages via your app. It's fairly simple to message /r/reddit.com to contact the admins.

I can leave comments and respond to pms that I receive.

Dornish pmd me, I responded to her initial message.

You got your account suspended, so maybe I wasn't too far off lmao

I think you're giving u/Jewdank too much credit. She only goes after ladies who post nudes anyways.

well that's definitely taking it to a whole new level of creepy

Did you by any chance post a picture of yourself in a private modmail sub which heelthebern also has an account in?

nope, I have posted in IRC and discord though

/u/HeelTheBern fag.

heel is like that kid in grade school who doesn't know how to flirt with girls, so he pulls their hair and yells in their face.

This is pathetic.

I troll a bit and throw a lot of shit around this sub.

I am not trying to nor have I any interest in doxing anyone on this site.

Dornish didn't link the pic I sent her, I will not link it either.

u/dox_dornish pm'd me a picture of a very pretty girl, who I assume they think is dornish.

Guys, I enjoy playing around with you all, and I occasionally get pms from you guys, sometimes hilarious, sometimes disturbing.

Attempting to dox anyone is absolutely unacceptable, and potentially illegal.

I do not condone, will not tolerate, and will report any future attempts made to me, in public or private, to harass u/dornishredviper to the admins and any proper authorities that allow me to retain my anonymity.

I hope I have made myself clear, and while I'm disappointed, I can understand why dornish would take my private attempt to warn her about this activity public and try to make a show out of it.

It's not me, it's someone else. And if it isn't your friend and they have malicious intent, they now know I've warned you.

I was hoping to give you the opportunity to have the pic taken down and pursue any reasonable action with the advantage of them not knowing you knew what they were doing.

Shakespeare said something once about someone protesting too much.

Why should we trust a doxxer? You're lying. If it wasn't you, you wouldn't have cared.

If someone sent me a pic claiming it was you from an account with a name like that, I would give you a private heads up.

It's the right thing to do and petty Internet arguments do not absolve me from my responsibility to do the right thing.

Warning dornish was the right thing to do.

You all can shit on me all you want. I imagine it will be pretty straight forward for the admins to be able to confirm that the two accounts are not the same person.

your obivously pro L337 H4x0r thats used a VPN and over 9000 proxies.

for some reason I always thought /u/DornishRedViper was a dude. my life feels like a lie

I don't think this is something to joke about.

who's joking? I really thought Dornish was a guy. I think it's interesting to learn what gender people are on here since there is really no way to know

Yeah people always assume that everyon on the internet is male.

more or less unless the username name references something feminine. plus I associate Red Viper with ASOIAF so I always pictured /u/dornishredviper looking like my man crush Pedro Pascal

I don't. Everyone is a woman until proven otherwise.

Makes everything more fun.

Weirdo

M'Laddy

Is she fat?

I don't know if the photo is of dornish.

The picture I received was a SFW picture of a very pretty young woman.

If that picture is truly u/dornishredviper, then I'm going to go ahead and say she is way out of your league, bub.

Is there a woman alive you WOULDN'T white knight for, you emasculated queen?

I'll stand up for anyone, especially if it's a lopsided fight against a bunch of pieces of shit.

Like you.

rekt

For the record, this is the first time anything you all have done has actually gotten under my skin.

If this was some elaborate troll, then well done.

Just ask yourself, what if he's being honest?

What would you have done differently?

not a motherfuckin thing because creeps like you can't be trusted. Why are you having such a hard time accepting the fact that you have zero credibility? I didn't believe you at all until you sent me my picture. It doesn't come across as concern, it comes across as intimidation or blackmail.

Honest question.

Assuming I'm telling the truth, would you rather me let you know or would you have preferred me keep it to myself and ignored it?

i think we'd all rather you not try to doxx people at all

I look forward to dornish hearing back from the admins.

i look forward to your suspension, hopefully

And if I'm telling the truth?

hopefully the admins suspend you anyway for the good of the internet

If I've worn out my welcome and novelty, and it's not fun for me or you all, I'm not going to hang around.

how have you not gotten that message at all

i don't know of anyone who finds you amusing

First of all, I find me funny. Secondly, there are those who claim to be amused by my pinging and dumbass insults.

I mean, not shitlord and not dornish.

But to answer your question, I probably didn't get the message because I'm a pathetic, creepy, autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lapdog with my head so far up jewdanks ass, I could tongue-punch her voice box.

stop trying

Stop, you're arousing me. I'm trying to be serious!

I find you funny (pathetic, too, but also funny). You're at least far funnier that the pathetic dweeb who is antagonizing you in this chain right now, anyway.

why do you feel the need to hurt me

Riemann, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it.

I believe it has something to do with you being a regular /r/drama commentor while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.

Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibly deadly misfortune inflicted upon them.

you missed the last part

Sorry, I'm drunk at a friend's house and need to take my anger out on someone on the internet. Don't tale it personally, you were just the easiest non-lolcow target I could find.

Imma go with blame kalaa.

It's ok, u/HeeltheBern u/DornishRedViper and everybody else. You can all relax cause I have discovered the would-be doxxer's identity and sent a report of it to reddit admins.

This is him.

I just keep spreading the gospel of the Putin man

I guess /u/heelthebern will creep on any girl, not just /u/jewdank

That much has been clear for some time.

Privately warning someone they are being doxxed...super creepy.

/u/heelthebern and /u/dornishredviper , it really, truly saddens me that it's come to this. Sure, drama likes to stir the pot and ruffle some feathers, and of course some people are going to get upset.

But, one thing I've always seen the /r/drama community as is inclusive... we don't turn people away based on personal traits and everyone is welcome if they want to join. We also aren't striving to hurt personal feeling and cause true, lasting, emotional damage.

Now, with this action /u/heelthebern, you've broken both in one fell swoop. I am personally offended at your choice in choosing /u/dornishredviper to doxx, because everyone knows that the point of doxxing is to send harassing dick pics. As a proud foreskin owning man, you have excluded me from the fun due to the risk of being body shamed and made to feel bad about my tremendous yet uncut corn dog.

I think you need to take a minute, find yourself some empathy and perspective, and think about what you have done. People like me are the true victims here.

Go ahead and post a pic of that giant sausage right here. It'll get where it needs to go.

I mean as long as you both know none of this shit means anything or matters in the real world, go ahead and tongue each other's assholes for our amusement.

you hear that /r/riemann1413? We have the blessing of TonyFuckingDanza

holy shit i've been waiting for /u/TonyFuckingDanza's okay to roto rooter ur rectum

It's all fun and games, but I think sharing someone's picture without consent is crossing a line. Especially when done with malice.

Then why did you do it?

I didn't.

I simply responded to a pm dornish sent me a while back to let her know what was happening.

The app I use won't let me create pm's, and the pm I responded to was one where she was accusing me of molesting my daughter.

I'm starting to think she thinks I'm doing this to "get back" at her for that. But I'm not.

While I think that kind of joke belies a certain level of desperation and is beneath even me (I do mama jokes), I don't think anyone should take anonymous Internet insults seriously, especially around here.

Stop being a fucking tool you fucking tool.

Also I shagged yer nan m8

You calling me a dildo?

No, dildos are useful.

STFU and delete yer account m8

K

k

I am sincerely sorry Dornish, I truly am. As punishment, I have told u/heelthebern that he is to not have any tendies until he can learn to behave. u/jewdank is also withholding all blowies during this trying time.

You guys are fucking retarded

https://www.reddit.com/user/HeelTheBern

lol

/u/HellTheBern IS GONE!

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