Ashkenazi isn't actually a synonym for Jew, it's a particular geographical category of Jews, as opposed to Sephardic. And yes, I'm a ton of fun at parties.
I guess I don't have to hate fap to her anymore. BTW since people accuse her of stealing where can I get her exclusive videos for free? The one where she was giving a bj?
I started this conversation with her after her "I made it, I destroy it" comment. I was drunk and wanted to be entertained by a retard. No regrets. It was fun.
Trying to get laid by a psycho in Chicago when I live in Denver is the equivalent to your incredibly retarded response. You get an up-vote for stupidity though.
Fair point. I did post in /r/JewDank... repeatedly... because I was drunk and wanted to have some fun with a retard. Just like I am now.
And what is this sub's obsession with calling people autistic? I'm not autistic. I just like rewarding stupidity in this sub with an up-vote. The point is to blow everything out of proportion, right? It makes the community stronger, right? We're supposed to make everything as dramatic as possible, right? That's what I got from the rules.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-14
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-14
You should post to gonewild.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-01-14
Snapshill is at least 10 times more x-rated than u/jewdank
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-14
delete this
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-14
This is the second time today I've cucked someone out of karma on this sub.
/u/Drumpfucker
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-14
That remains to be seen.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-14
Her music taste suits her well.
Trash
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-14
you want trash? i give you trash
worst porno in history, Starring /u/jewdank
http://spankbang.com/nx2m/video/jew+dank+bj
n/a Kazruw 2017-01-14
The last meltdown before the next one?
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-14
"Edit: Thanks for the gold, Ashkenaziwet!
/u/Jewdank
I know you're too stupid/high/insane to get that joke so I'll explain it. Your name is Jew + dank, a synonym of Ashkenazi + wet.
n/a IThinkIThinkTooMuch 2017-01-14
Ashkenazi isn't actually a synonym for Jew, it's a particular geographical category of Jews, as opposed to Sephardic. And yes, I'm a ton of fun at parties.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-14
Yes I know but the first one I did was "Protestant" which would be even worse.
n/a willfe42 2017-01-14
"Last."
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-14
/u/Jewdank as a hot Jew, what is your opinion of the Alt-Right?
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-01-14
I like my Jews a little hotter than Jew dank if you know what I mean.
n/a Tralan 2017-01-14
Extra crispy.
Usually too gassy for me, though.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-01-14
epic haha
n/a OniTan 2017-01-14
/u/Lovely_Leah 4 life.
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-14
AHAHA HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS KIND OF NEXT LEVEL COMEDIC CONTENT
LOL!!
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-01-14
When did I piss In your cornflakes
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-14
What do you mean I was just recognising a quality post
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-14
She's not even a Jew, she's just a filthy goyim in disguise
n/a I_smell_like_bacon 2017-01-14
Of all the cultures she chose to appropriate she chose that one?
n/a This_Is_NSFW_BayBay 2017-01-14
That's what pissed me off. As an actual jew, seeing her make people believe she's Jewish for "marketing reasons" pissed me the fuck off.
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-14
Is that the reason she gave? It honestly just doesn't make any sense to me
n/a This_Is_NSFW_BayBay 2017-01-14
No it doesn't, cause she is fucking psycho.
n/a DesignRed 2017-01-14
Compared to /r/jewishbabes, it was obvious /u/jewdank wasn't a jew. Jewesses tend to have gorgeous faces
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-14
She's not hot, and she's not Jewish, her whole life is a lie.
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-14
I guess I don't have to hate fap to her anymore. BTW since people accuse her of stealing where can I get her exclusive videos for free? The one where she was giving a bj?
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-14
Literally just google jewdank porn, the Internet's not hard and your dick won't be either after watching it
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-14
That's a lot of saliva......
n/a Jackanova3 2017-01-14
This is sad now. She needs help.
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-14
Shhh no let her self destruct
n/a ricardogce 2017-01-14
Her "last meltdowns" are like the KISS "farewell" tours.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-14
There is also the worst porno in history, Starring /u/jewdank
http://spankbang.com/nx2m/video/jew+dank+bj
poor fella didn't even get to cum
she just unhinges her jaw like a boa constrictor
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-14
Bahhh
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-01-14
(((Bahhh)))
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-14
Bahhh
n/a MG87 2017-01-14
Yep thats a crazy person.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
So the "depressive" phase is over and /u/jewdank is back to "manic" this week?
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-01-14
"Our 'Going Out Of Business' Sale was so successful, we're having another one!"
n/a TheOmnisicient 2017-01-14
Wow she stilll buys gold to ger comments haha
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-14
'last'?
n/a Fartkin 2017-01-14
Does she think she's cool or something? That conversation is the kind of cringe I would have when I was 13 years old over AIM.
n/a FlaccidFlamingo 2017-01-14
She has no room to insult other people's ass tattoos
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
I started this conversation with her after her "I made it, I destroy it" comment. I was drunk and wanted to be entertained by a retard. No regrets. It was fun.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-14
no you weren't. you were trying to get laid and it didn't work out. nice marylin manson link edge-king, i'm sure it got her all wet.
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
Trying to get laid by a psycho in Chicago when I live in Denver is the equivalent to your incredibly retarded response. You get an up-vote for stupidity though.
n/a tot22 2017-01-14
When has geographical distance ever stopped neckbeards online from trying to white knight their way into sex?
Hint: Never.
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
I wouldn't know. I'm not a neckbeard.
You can have an up-vote for your poor assumptions though.
n/a tot22 2017-01-14
>Not a neckbeard
>Posts on /r/Jewdank
Pick one.
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
Neither.
Another up-vote for you though.
n/a tot22 2017-01-14
... are you denying you commented on /r/Jewdank now?
Also you come across extremely autistic when you tell people you're upvoting them.
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
Fair point. I did post in /r/JewDank... repeatedly... because I was drunk and wanted to have some fun with a retard. Just like I am now.
And what is this sub's obsession with calling people autistic? I'm not autistic. I just like rewarding stupidity in this sub with an up-vote. The point is to blow everything out of proportion, right? It makes the community stronger, right? We're supposed to make everything as dramatic as possible, right? That's what I got from the rules.
n/a niggerpenis 2017-01-14
I'm a doctor and it seems to me that you do indeed show signs of having the tism.
n/a BrokenBeerBits 2017-01-14
That is a strong prognosis without an actual diagnosis. You sure you're a doctor and not just another /u/niggerpenis pretending to be one?
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-14
>last
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-14
There is also the worst porno in history, Starring /u/jewdank
http://spankbang.com/nx2m/video/jew+dank+bj
poor fella didn't even get to cum
she just unhinges her jaw like a boa constrictor