1 - I didn't say 20 year olds. Did you even read the thread?
2 - My 'advice' post was a hypothetical scenario, I clarified this, in fact it was the whole point of the post. Again, did you read it?
3 - I haven't logged into OKCupid in over a year. But the reality is, for most working post-college adults, it is in fact hard to meet someone on the fly and many dating apps (which I do use) are quite efficient for that. You say 'need a dating service' like it's something one should be ashamed of when in fact it's pretty normal and mainstream. How old are you? I haven't heard of 'using dating apps' being a thing to shame someone for since maybe freshman/sophomore year of college.
I didn't say 20 year olds. Did you even read the thread?
No, I read the first 6 or so paragraphs because I don't have the time to read your inane salt-filled ramblings. Actually I have plenty of time, but I don't care enough.
My 'advice' post was a hypothetical scenario, I clarified this, in fact it was the whole point of the post.
I don't care?
But the reality is, for most working post-college adults, it is in fact hard to meet someone on the fly and many dating apps
And if you were smart enough to understand my insult, you would know what I meant. To be capable of snagging younger women, you would need to either be rich enough that you don't need a dating app in order to get them, or you would need to be so unbelievably attractive that they would come to you.
Dating websites only really work for men when they're attractive enough to not "need" them though. Women on dating sites aren't using them to bang fat weaboos.
Not true. Some people are attractive enough physically and good at maintaining their appearance and body and have a skilled sense of fashion, but are just either socially awkward or simply not as good as cultivating things which start from a group setting or cold approaching, but do phenomenal in one-on-one scenarios.
This is fairly true for me, at least. I'm nearly useless in a cold approach in a public setting, but fantastic at first dates.
It's not that I'm awkward or lack confidence, in fact it's completely the opposite. But being a closeted alternative sexuality type forces me to date online, and my general approach skills have damn near atrophied. Vanilla women are kind of dangerous for people like me anyhow, so I tend behave like a monk when I'm out and about mingling with normal people. It's a minor source of mystery among my friends that I'm always dating attractive women, but there it is.
I can make someone feel safe (well, as safe as you can feel around a weirdo who hits women with sticks anyway), relaxed, and charmed over dinner - but haven't tried to communicate sexual interest to a complete stranger in a public setting in decades, and not sure I remember how to.
And if you were smart enough to understand my insult, you would know what I meant. To be capable of snagging younger women, you would need to either be rich enough that you don't need a dating app in order to get them, or you would need to be so unbelievably attractive that they would come to you.
That plain doesn't make any sense. Nobody "needs" a dating app, its more about convenience than being able to get with people out of your league. And there is nothing magical about being able to "snag" a younger woman, especially in your thirties - it's not quite the same as 60 year old shacking up with a teenager, despite folks on that sub treating it that way.
You don't have to be that rich. Having a good job is all that you need.
Surprisingly, you don't have to be that good looking (but it helps). What you really need is a lot of self-confidence. If you don't have the self-confidence, then just being a really jaded asshole is close enough. Most Women can't tell the difference.
I may not use it anymore, but I use other dating apps which I find more efficient both system-wise and interface-wise. And this sub, despite it's name, is often used for discussion of online dating in general, something I partake in quite often. Threads about other dating apps/dates from them come up all the time. I've been frequenting here since before I stopped using OKC, but losing interest in OKC didn't stop me from frequenting here.
I spent the last hour discussing OP's [disgusting entitlement] with my twenty cats, and we all agree: S U P E R C R E E P Y!
I'm so glad I didn't marry my last boyfriend (11 years ago), that's why I now have time to take care of my twenty little kittens, that's far better than children (or "crotch spawn" as we say in my favorite subreddit teehee), because men are such pigs. Pigs who can't even appreciate a nice pair of saggy wrinkly breasts and fat rolls in curious places, like a real woman!
Why do so many people attacking the dude make the argument that younger women are "dumber" than older women? What kind of sexist bullshit is that from women?
Sterling Marlin was contracted by Jeff Gordon, ordered to be Mike Hilton, to assassinate Dale Earnhardt after he found out the upper echelons of NASCAR were controlled by intergalactic space pirates.
Because older women know they can't compete with younger women in looks so they have to come up with reasons why they're "better." It's like fat girls talking about how undesirable "skinny" (aka healthy weight) girls are.
That thread was a lot sadder than I was expecting. It's like /r/Incels without all the suicidal ideation.
I have tons of sex with many womens. All u womens are gas lamps. I have proofs ur all man haters and its just not fair.
Nuh-uh, you're creepy and your clearly insincere post will be taken as real and I'm not at all lonely and attention starved but too ugly to show my tits in other subs.
Yah-huh I so have sex. in vaginas. I do it lots.
You shouldn't have mentioned me, motherfucker. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, my pussy's hairier than middle aged Arab man, and I have over 300 confirmed cats.
I didn't know about this societal standard. The large majority of pornstars/models etc are in their early 20s but if a guy over 30 wants to fuck someone like that irl they're basically a paedophile then.
It was better in the 70s when it was all just cheeky.
In the real world, men regularly date women 10 years younger than themselves. Both women who want to pretend to speak for all women, and men who are bitter about having to compete with older men will probable both have to come to terms with that. Plenty of younger women like older men.
Statistically the average age gap is around 2-4 years for straight people. I don't care if people want to date anyone as long as everyone's a consenting legal adult, but giving men the false expectation that if they were unlucky with young women at 25 they'll have a better chance at 35 is unfair.
giving men the false expectation that if they were unlucky with young women at 25 they'll have a better chance at 35 is unfair.
Excuse me, but not only are you wrong, but you're way off the mark. I personally did much better with women in my late 30s then I ever did in my 20s. In fact, I would often date women who were 10 to 15 years younger. My wife is over 10 years younger. I know many men like me -we are not rare or unusual.
I'm older now, and I'd be nailing all sorts of women if it weren't for the wife, kids, and various outstanding warrants (have to keep a low profile). I'm not so sure if it's the age thing as much as it is the fact that I just don't give a shit anymore about what women want or don't want. Younger men are suffering from the delusion that women are amazing and special and they should therefore care about what women want. When you get older you realize that you should concentrate your efforts on looking after your own needs and that 95% of women aren't worth your time. Women confuse this jaded attitude older men have with self-confidence and are attracted by it.
Good for you, but I'm not wrong. Most people marry and date people within 5 years of them agewise. Saying your experience makes me wrong is like me saying 'I am gay man who has never been rejected so all or the majority of men are into men.'
OK, fagot, so you score with men. Great for you. Count your blessings that you don't have to deal with women - they're a fucking nightmare. You can't live with them, and, as I've recently discovered, you can't keep them chained up in your basement (apparently that's illegal).
Yes of course most men marry women close to their age - I almost did as well - dodged a bullet. The point is, if you're a man, your age isn't that big a deal.
but giving men the false expectation that if they were unlucky with young women at 25 they'll have a better chance at 35 is unfair.
Yeah because it's totally impossible for men to develop skills overtime.
I mean, sure, if a woman is gaga for a 35 year old man, and she later finds out that he "was unlucky at 25" she's bound to lose that interest fast because that's how many women are. It's silly but it's true. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where you're making the argument that they would be 'false expectations'.
Sure if he's lazy and has makes no effort to improve himself over that decade then yes, they would be. But to say they would be objectively false expectations and they're doomed to be unlucky with women forever, couldn't be further from the truth.
I'm not saying that men are 'doomed forever' if they were unsuccessful when young. I'm saying that they're statistically unlikely to end up with an SO 10 years or more younger than them. Exceptions don't mean that this doesn't hold true in general.
This is just semantics. It's far more common than 'occasionally'. It may not be the majority, but it's a lot more than 5-10%, which is what I would consider 'occasional'.
For a 10 year age gap 10% sounds kind of high to me. Most straight relationships have an age gap of a couple of years with the man being the elder, and I could see a 5 year age gap maybe being somewhere around 10-25%, but I think you're seriously overestimating here.
men regularly date women 10 years younger than themselves
I mean maybe I'm really over thinking it but this comment definitely introduces a weird paradox that is making my brain physically hurt.
Is there a new round of men every ten years for every woman that is 10 years older than the women older by other women by a decade? How long does it go on? Are 100 year old women doomed to date 110 year old men for the remainder of their lives?
France. And even when you're caught fucking a 13 or 14yo, nobody cares (unless the family is religious or has too much time on their hands and then you might do some hard time if they have a good lawyer, but most times it's a slap on the wrist).
Recently we had a "scandal" because a teacher raped his 3rd kid (well 3rd that went to court at least). He only got suspended sentences on the first two rapes for which he was convicted (or maybe it was just diddling but whatever), which were removed from his record after 5 years. He was smart enough to get caught every ten years or so. Meaning the school he taught at had no way to know he was already convicted twice.
That was to say nobody over here cares whenever a 13yo gets plowed by an 18 to 25yo (especially when the girl is used to going clubbing on weekdays and her parents don't give a fuck if she comes home that night or not).
Not going to lie, I'm envious of the French lifestyle. I desperately want to wake up at the apex of the day and kick my child wife, demanding she prepare me a breakfast at 2pm. Chocolat de croissant, I would say, while praying to Lucifer that my disease wracked penis will remain attached to my hairy, limb body so that I may continue to desecrate the innocence of young virgins for an additional day.
In the name of Napoleon, I must binge, fight, and rape.
Universal healthcare. You might have to pay for some stuff out of pocket on occasion (some dental for instance), but anything like antibiotics, surgery or ER visits has no copay.
Why do you think French people want to keep our socialist healthcare system so badly? Without it we'd be decimated by syphillis.
Yeah it's like an arms race. You can get them young so they're not diseased yet. So you go for the legal minimum of 15. But then some guy realized 14 was safer. Then boning 14yo becomes usual. So another dude goes for 13... I think we're around 12 right now. Let's hope we never devolve into boning toddler for safety.
I'm not bragging and I'm certainly not plowing anyone under 15. Even though it might end up a slap on the wrist, I can't afford anything on my record for professional reasons. Also rape is wrong and shit.
You've discovered that individuals aren't static and sometimes respond differently based on different framing, their mood, their change in perspective over time, the landscape of posts the entry is made in, etc. Congratulations on finally picking up something you should've figured out in high school.
That's got to be one of the most condescending things I ever read.
So even you know that the conclusion you are trying to draw isn't supported by anything that could be called real evidence.
So let's be realistic here. Yes, I had only one user overlap, so you're saying that somehow invalidates me.
Okay. So do you (and apparently /u/maladjust-- who also seems to be pushing this) actually believe that the woman in the other thread just 'got lucky' and the commenters who were around to see it were ones that didn't have a problem with it and nice enough to assist and encourage her, while I just posted at the wrong time when all the people against it with the tendency to get angry and attack, were around/online? Is this what you are insinuating?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-14
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n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-14
/u/BananaSmartPhone if you were capable of snagging 20 year olds you wouldn't need a dating service to get them.
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
1 - I didn't say 20 year olds. Did you even read the thread?
2 - My 'advice' post was a hypothetical scenario, I clarified this, in fact it was the whole point of the post. Again, did you read it?
3 - I haven't logged into OKCupid in over a year. But the reality is, for most working post-college adults, it is in fact hard to meet someone on the fly and many dating apps (which I do use) are quite efficient for that. You say 'need a dating service' like it's something one should be ashamed of when in fact it's pretty normal and mainstream. How old are you? I haven't heard of 'using dating apps' being a thing to shame someone for since maybe freshman/sophomore year of college.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-14
No, I read the first 6 or so paragraphs because I don't have the time to read your inane salt-filled ramblings. Actually I have plenty of time, but I don't care enough.
I don't care?
And if you were smart enough to understand my insult, you would know what I meant. To be capable of snagging younger women, you would need to either be rich enough that you don't need a dating app in order to get them, or you would need to be so unbelievably attractive that they would come to you.
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
Capable of snagging them with a dating app is still capable of snagging them.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
Rekt.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
Hey if you need someone to fuck, my wife is 65 and fat as shit. Pm me
n/a VadimBakatin 2017-01-14
Dating websites only really work for men when they're attractive enough to not "need" them though. Women on dating sites aren't using them to bang fat weaboos.
n/a ____________13 2017-01-14
They're for guys who were attractive enough before they got fat and lost a bunch of hair, but still have the pictures.
Same thing for girls, but before/after they discovered the joys of carbs.
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
Not true. Some people are attractive enough physically and good at maintaining their appearance and body and have a skilled sense of fashion, but are just either socially awkward or simply not as good as cultivating things which start from a group setting or cold approaching, but do phenomenal in one-on-one scenarios.
n/a eskachig 2017-01-14
This is fairly true for me, at least. I'm nearly useless in a cold approach in a public setting, but fantastic at first dates.
It's not that I'm awkward or lack confidence, in fact it's completely the opposite. But being a closeted alternative sexuality type forces me to date online, and my general approach skills have damn near atrophied. Vanilla women are kind of dangerous for people like me anyhow, so I tend behave like a monk when I'm out and about mingling with normal people. It's a minor source of mystery among my friends that I'm always dating attractive women, but there it is.
I can make someone feel safe (well, as safe as you can feel around a weirdo who hits women with sticks anyway), relaxed, and charmed over dinner - but haven't tried to communicate sexual interest to a complete stranger in a public setting in decades, and not sure I remember how to.
n/a dpape39 2017-01-14
Better start a fucking discussion then amirite
n/a eskachig 2017-01-14
That plain doesn't make any sense. Nobody "needs" a dating app, its more about convenience than being able to get with people out of your league. And there is nothing magical about being able to "snag" a younger woman, especially in your thirties - it's not quite the same as 60 year old shacking up with a teenager, despite folks on that sub treating it that way.
n/a halo1233 2017-01-14
Banana dude fucked you up..
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
Just to correct two misconceptions you raised:
You don't have to be that rich. Having a good job is all that you need.
Surprisingly, you don't have to be that good looking (but it helps). What you really need is a lot of self-confidence. If you don't have the self-confidence, then just being a really jaded asshole is close enough. Most Women can't tell the difference.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
Why are you complaining about the attitude to cougars on the sub for a website that you don't even use?
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
For once, a reasonable question.
I may not use it anymore, but I use other dating apps which I find more efficient both system-wise and interface-wise. And this sub, despite it's name, is often used for discussion of online dating in general, something I partake in quite often. Threads about other dating apps/dates from them come up all the time. I've been frequenting here since before I stopped using OKC, but losing interest in OKC didn't stop me from frequenting here.
n/a cruelandusual 2017-01-14
That's like saying if you can buy things at the store, you wouldn't need to use Amazon.
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-01-14
I spent the last hour discussing OP's [disgusting entitlement] with my twenty cats, and we all agree: S U P E R C R E E P Y!
I'm so glad I didn't marry my last boyfriend (11 years ago), that's why I now have time to take care of my twenty little kittens, that's far better than children (or "crotch spawn" as we say in my favorite subreddit teehee), because men are such pigs. Pigs who can't even appreciate a nice pair of saggy wrinkly breasts and fat rolls in curious places, like a real woman!
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-14
I love both your username and post content. I am excited to see where this account goes
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
I'm also.
n/a LithiumNir 2017-01-14
This is almost as better as the the_reason_trump_won account
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
Not sure that actually makes any sense, u/IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA
n/a you_buy_this_shit 2017-01-14
Why do so many people attacking the dude make the argument that younger women are "dumber" than older women? What kind of sexist bullshit is that from women?
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-14
Because it is filled bitter women that have hit more walls than Earnhardt.
n/a Pickled_Kagura 2017-01-14
Sterling Marlin was contracted by Jeff Gordon, ordered to be Mike Hilton, to assassinate Dale Earnhardt after he found out the upper echelons of NASCAR were controlled by intergalactic space pirates.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-14
Because older women know they can't compete with younger women in looks so they have to come up with reasons why they're "better." It's like fat girls talking about how undesirable "skinny" (aka healthy weight) girls are.
n/a Orsonius 2017-01-14
But one of the comments said that 40yo women look hotter than 20yo :^)
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-01-14
That's called lying.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
People lie on the internet?!
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
They just come on here and tell lies?
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
I know! I'm shocked.
n/a ____________13 2017-01-14
Feeling unusually hot is one of the symptoms of menopause.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-14
Rekt
n/a WrongLetters 2017-01-14
That thread was a lot sadder than I was expecting. It's like /r/Incels without all the suicidal ideation.
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-14
Tfw you'll never be an experienced cougar out on the town looking for a hot young stud to slam that
What is the point of living anymore
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-14
Have you considered dressing like a woman and seeing what hot young degenerates are willing to slam that bussy?
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-14
I'm too manly to be the MILF cougar inside me.
It's not the same... the leopard print, the lipstick... it's nothing without a hot body that's been through a few pregnancies
n/a double-happiness 2017-01-14
Sounds like Mel B
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-14
I AM MUCH PRETTIER AND I HAVE LIPSTICK TYVM
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
do not click NSFW NSFL https://i.sli.mg/r4BS4l.jpg NSFW NSFL do not click
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-14
why
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
Looks like a furby
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
It is a real woman who is so brave and so strong.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
I can tell by the half of her vagina hanging out
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
I can tell by the 5-inch taint that is a normal feature of a human female.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-01-14
I didn't know about this societal standard. The large majority of pornstars/models etc are in their early 20s but if a guy over 30 wants to fuck someone like that irl they're basically a paedophile then.
It was better in the 70s when it was all just cheeky.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-14
In the real world, men regularly date women 10 years younger than themselves. Both women who want to pretend to speak for all women, and men who are bitter about having to compete with older men will probable both have to come to terms with that. Plenty of younger women like older men.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
I'm not against age gap relationships (my partner is 16 years older than me) but realistically it's much closer to 'occasionally' than 'regularly.'
n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-14
Na, it's pretty common seeing a 30 something year old dating a 20 something year old. Women just like older men, it's a true stereotype.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
Statistically the average age gap is around 2-4 years for straight people. I don't care if people want to date anyone as long as everyone's a consenting legal adult, but giving men the false expectation that if they were unlucky with young women at 25 they'll have a better chance at 35 is unfair.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
Excuse me, but not only are you wrong, but you're way off the mark. I personally did much better with women in my late 30s then I ever did in my 20s. In fact, I would often date women who were 10 to 15 years younger. My wife is over 10 years younger. I know many men like me -we are not rare or unusual.
I'm older now, and I'd be nailing all sorts of women if it weren't for the wife, kids, and various outstanding warrants (have to keep a low profile). I'm not so sure if it's the age thing as much as it is the fact that I just don't give a shit anymore about what women want or don't want. Younger men are suffering from the delusion that women are amazing and special and they should therefore care about what women want. When you get older you realize that you should concentrate your efforts on looking after your own needs and that 95% of women aren't worth your time. Women confuse this jaded attitude older men have with self-confidence and are attracted by it.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
Good for you, but I'm not wrong. Most people marry and date people within 5 years of them agewise. Saying your experience makes me wrong is like me saying 'I am gay man who has never been rejected so all or the majority of men are into men.'
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
OK, fagot, so you score with men. Great for you. Count your blessings that you don't have to deal with women - they're a fucking nightmare. You can't live with them, and, as I've recently discovered, you can't keep them chained up in your basement (apparently that's illegal).
Yes of course most men marry women close to their age - I almost did as well - dodged a bullet. The point is, if you're a man, your age isn't that big a deal.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
It's easy when you're a bottom
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
Yeah because it's totally impossible for men to develop skills overtime.
I mean, sure, if a woman is gaga for a 35 year old man, and she later finds out that he "was unlucky at 25" she's bound to lose that interest fast because that's how many women are. It's silly but it's true. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where you're making the argument that they would be 'false expectations'.
Sure if he's lazy and has makes no effort to improve himself over that decade then yes, they would be. But to say they would be objectively false expectations and they're doomed to be unlucky with women forever, couldn't be further from the truth.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
I'm not saying that men are 'doomed forever' if they were unsuccessful when young. I'm saying that they're statistically unlikely to end up with an SO 10 years or more younger than them. Exceptions don't mean that this doesn't hold true in general.
n/a BananaSmartPhone 2017-01-14
That's not true either though.
If they develop skills and an understanding for female nature and incentive then they can be capable of attracting whatever age they want.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-14
This is just semantics. It's far more common than 'occasionally'. It may not be the majority, but it's a lot more than 5-10%, which is what I would consider 'occasional'.
n/a buartha 2017-01-14
For a 10 year age gap 10% sounds kind of high to me. Most straight relationships have an age gap of a couple of years with the man being the elder, and I could see a 5 year age gap maybe being somewhere around 10-25%, but I think you're seriously overestimating here.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-14
I mean maybe I'm really over thinking it but this comment definitely introduces a weird paradox that is making my brain physically hurt.
Is there a new round of men every ten years for every woman that is 10 years older than the women older by other women by a decade? How long does it go on? Are 100 year old women doomed to date 110 year old men for the remainder of their lives?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-14
Til all the men are dead. #KillAllMen
n/a eskachig 2017-01-14
100 year old women are mostly just doomed to be alone - most of men within ten years either way are long dead.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-14
Don't be stupid. Nobody wants to date a woman over 40. We're all trying to nail the 20-year-olds - even the guys who are 110 years old.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-14
No. 100 year-old women are doomed to be alone at the end of their lifetimes more often than not.
I don't think you know what a paradox is.
n/a eskachig 2017-01-14
Elderly women are kind of in trouble anyhow, as men around their age (and older) are mostly dead, and the few remaining ones are spoiled for choice.
n/a Orsonius 2017-01-14
What a cancerous sub
n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-14
This is going into the hall of fucking fame.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-14
Mods, please sticky this, OP has triggered an entire community.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
So glad 15 is legal in my country, and nobody gives a fuck if you provide a minor with alcohol or weed.
n/a presidenttrump_2016 2017-01-14
What country?
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
France. And even when you're caught fucking a 13 or 14yo, nobody cares (unless the family is religious or has too much time on their hands and then you might do some hard time if they have a good lawyer, but most times it's a slap on the wrist).
Recently we had a "scandal" because a teacher raped his 3rd kid (well 3rd that went to court at least). He only got suspended sentences on the first two rapes for which he was convicted (or maybe it was just diddling but whatever), which were removed from his record after 5 years. He was smart enough to get caught every ten years or so. Meaning the school he taught at had no way to know he was already convicted twice.
That was to say nobody over here cares whenever a 13yo gets plowed by an 18 to 25yo (especially when the girl is used to going clubbing on weekdays and her parents don't give a fuck if she comes home that night or not).
n/a FreeRobotFrost 2017-01-14
Not going to lie, I'm envious of the French lifestyle. I desperately want to wake up at the apex of the day and kick my child wife, demanding she prepare me a breakfast at 2pm. Chocolat de croissant, I would say, while praying to Lucifer that my disease wracked penis will remain attached to my hairy, limb body so that I may continue to desecrate the innocence of young virgins for an additional day.
In the name of Napoleon, I must binge, fight, and rape.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
Universal healthcare. You might have to pay for some stuff out of pocket on occasion (some dental for instance), but anything like antibiotics, surgery or ER visits has no copay.
Why do you think French people want to keep our socialist healthcare system so badly? Without it we'd be decimated by syphillis.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-14
13 year old asshole is one night but herpes is for life
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
Yeah it's like an arms race. You can get them young so they're not diseased yet. So you go for the legal minimum of 15. But then some guy realized 14 was safer. Then boning 14yo becomes usual. So another dude goes for 13... I think we're around 12 right now. Let's hope we never devolve into boning toddler for safety.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-14
Why are you bragging about this
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-14
I'm not bragging and I'm certainly not plowing anyone under 15. Even though it might end up a slap on the wrist, I can't afford anything on my record for professional reasons. Also rape is wrong and shit.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-01-14
Statutory rape is illegal in america
America is bad
Therefore statutory rape is good
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-14
/u/drumpfucker stirring up shit all over that thread.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-01-14
Damn, this is some primo drama.
n/a double-happiness 2017-01-14
That's got to be one of the most condescending things I ever read.
Wat