R/standupshots has an outbreak of Jesus..., stuff. I don't know. There's walls of text everywhere.

9  2017-01-15 by skivian

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Has anyone ever laughed at something posted there?

You're supposed to imagine the comedian in the picture saying the joke, and then imagine the audience laughing, and then you laugh along because it would be awkward if you didn't.

the users

i refuse to believe that

Every now and then there's a joke worth stealing

> being religious

> 2017

the only altar I pray at is the one I've made for my waifus, everything else is for children and dumbasses

which waifus

I swap the plushies out every once in a while when stuff starts to grow on them but right now it's Remy, Mikasa and Genie

I'd liken it to raising your hand to talk in class. As a kid, raising your hand to talk in class is a way your teacher teaches you to respect his or her authority, or to listen to the person who is talking. But if we all still raised our hands everytime we wanted to talk in a conversation with adults, that would be unhealthy.

Has this guy ever been to anything like a lecture/presentation or press conference? Adults there raise their hands to speak, just like in grade school classrooms, and for the same reason. It's to control chaos and to keep poule from disrupting everyone else's ability to listen to the presenter. And grade school kids don't raise their hands in conversation either.

Ergo, there is no god.

As an imperfect analogy

You dropped this first part of the sentence. Obviously there are situations in which adults raise their hands to talk to each other.

I'm friends with a priest who works in the vatican and even he doesn't take religion as seriously as people on reddit.

Maybe all the drinking and child-fucking mellows you out - I'll have to ask him.