I had a conversation with the muzzie who runs my corner store about ISIS the other day. He's from Libya and supported Ghaddafi.
He told me on no uncertain terms pretty much everyone where he's from knows for a fact that ISIS is funded by jews. It's not even a secret. "These people do not act in the name of Islam. This is obvious to Muslims." He said they'd never go into Libya because there are as many guns as there are people and they're onto their bullshit.
do you unironically use this as proof for this outrageous claim? 1 out of 10 libyans is illiterate. a nation of nomadic goat herders. there are tens of thousands of libyans who are actively involved with ISIS affiliated groups.
I'm just telling you what he told me. Nothing more.
/u/Iamagrownassmandog your tactic of presenting what he said as unequivocable proof but then backing down when confronted is awfully jewish
tbqf I've seen a Muslim friend on Facebook liking maymays saying Israel created ISIS. Probably easier to think that instead of thinking that evil is in us all.
This specific conspiracy is actually hugely popular in the MENA region.
It's based off the fact that a large portion of ISIS fighting is against Sunni Kurds (aka the real muslims) and that ISIS territory isn't really near Israel or southern Iraq where the fake muslims (Shia) are (i.e. they don't kill the Jews and the crypto-Jew Shia).
It's also contrasted with the fact that Israel's only real involvement in the conflict is bombing one of the groups who have had the most success against ISIS/FSA rebels (Hezbollah).
So if you jump through a bunch of hoops you can conclude that ISIS and Israel are secretly colluding with an end goal of: ???
And they completely ignore that Sunni nations like Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE have all been backing various jihadi groups in Syria including ISIS.
Muzzies and Nazis both hate the Joos and the gahys and love crazy conspiracy theories that blame them for everything. If /r/altright could just get over their fear of brown people, they'd learn to love the Islamic takeover of the West.
Did you guys just really rip me into a thread your thread to call me names for being a white nationalist and then end up agreeing with the plausibility of what I'm saying?
It's an anecdote. Do we need to show empirical evidence and undercover footage? I shared a relevant experience I thought was interesting was like-minded people online.
Doesn't surprise me that much tbh. Many regimes in the middle east routinely put forward shit like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and other propaganda blaming the Jews and Israel for all their woes. After enough of that, it becomes easy to believe that ISIS is really funded by Jews. Doesn't make it true, but they still believe it.
During the protests against Hosni Mubarak, state TV promoted the idea that the protesters were led by Israeli-trained activists. Many Egyptians still think the Muslim Brotherhood's 1 year rule was caused by Hillary Clinton.
Being raised in the middle east, I wanna confirm that we have our own type of retarded conspiracy theorists, although i think they have more influence than they do in the west. Some people, especially the religious/semi-religious kind, don't like to associate their religion with ISIS and destabilization of the Middle East, because if they do then the idea that everything will be fine if we return to true Islam goes to the trash, so they blame the CIA, the Jews, the West, the other sect of Islam that they don't follow, and the list goes on.
I definitely agree. I remember when Egypt's TV was all about 'PEPSI = Paying Every Penny Saving Israel', the Starbucks logo is a Jewish princess and other even more ridiculous theories. Why wouldn't they blame ISIS on the Jews? They blame everything else on the Jews!
Personally I don't see why Israel shouldn't exist. But it's sooo easy to pit these dumbfucks against one another just by pointing out that some are Zionists.
I think a crusade would be amazing. If I had one wish it would be the return of the Roman Empire. It's unarguable that the world would be a better place without Muslims. Some Christians hate me, some think I'm going to hell, at least none want to kill me because I love dick. Maybe in some African countries now that I think about it.
I mean it's literally impossible. The biggest thing you could do would be to start a christian terrorist organization. And that's not possible, killing yourself is a sin no matter what. Thank god (no pun intended) there's no Christian version of Jihad.
I'm agree. I'm not a believer in Christianity, but I see now how important it has been in providing structure and coherence to the post-Roman West. Maybe a syncretic religion that identifies the gods of the Roman state religion as archangels or something? That would be a real cultural triumph, and something we could all get behind for some new crusades.
None of Israel's neighbors are over 100 years old. The oldest one is Egypt, which got its independence in 1922 and still had it's diplomacy and military controlled by Britain for a while.
I had a conversation with the muzzie who runs my corner store about ISIS the other day. He's from Libya and supported Ghaddafi.
He told me on no uncertain terms pretty much everyone where he's from knows for a fact that ISIS is funded by jews. It's not even a secret. "These people do not act in the name of Islam. This is obvious to Muslims." He said they'd never go into Libya because there are as many guns as there are people and they're onto their bullshit.
You have no idea how Muslims think about these things. They blame EVERYTHING bad on the Jews. Egypt blamed the Jews for shark attacks. THEY THOUGHT THE JEWS WERE SENDING IN SHARKS. You are getting played sucker.
I know that European Jews have a slightly higher IQ than the average whiteboy but if they had the amount of influence you types give them, they would actually be unstoppable.
Sharks? Jews...
Isis? Jews....
Stubbed your toe? Jews....
Its basically their version of Thanks Obama, but they mean it.
The alt-right has this borderline fascinating ability to link almost any problem in human history, to the Jews. 9/11? Wasn't that Bush? Nope, it was the Jews. Why did Communism rise? The Jews. Why did capitalism rise? The Jews. Why is ISIS on the rise? TheJews. It's truly amazing the mental gymnastics some of them do to pin everything on the Jews.
I don't doubt the israelis wouldn't hesitate as much as the rest of the world if they decided to deal with ISIS. They'd make the russians look like pacifists.
I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but this is just idiotic. Reminds me of the fundamentalist Christian theory that Atheism and Wicca are controlled by the Pope, who plans to genocide all the protestants any day now.
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n/a headasplodes 2017-01-15
/u/Iamagrownassmandog your tactic of presenting what he said as unequivocable proof but then backing down when confronted is awfully jewish
n/a Eight_Ace 2017-01-15
tbqf I've seen a Muslim friend on Facebook liking maymays saying Israel created ISIS. Probably easier to think that instead of thinking that evil is in us all.
n/a fourbet 2017-01-15
This specific conspiracy is actually hugely popular in the MENA region.
It's based off the fact that a large portion of ISIS fighting is against Sunni Kurds (aka the real muslims) and that ISIS territory isn't really near Israel or southern Iraq where the fake muslims (Shia) are (i.e. they don't kill the Jews and the crypto-Jew Shia).
It's also contrasted with the fact that Israel's only real involvement in the conflict is bombing one of the groups who have had the most success against ISIS/FSA rebels (Hezbollah).
So if you jump through a bunch of hoops you can conclude that ISIS and Israel are secretly colluding with an end goal of: ???
n/a Monkey_Paralysed 2017-01-15
And they completely ignore that Sunni nations like Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE have all been backing various jihadi groups in Syria including ISIS.
n/a guyjin 2017-01-15
Really? I was under the impression that ISIS hated wahabists'(Qatar and saudi) guts?
n/a Iamagrownassmandog 2017-01-15
Keeping America in a state of perpetual involvement in the Middle East.
You don't have to be a racist or give a shit about their religion to see that is a key cornerstone of their national interest.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-01-15
Muzzies and Nazis both hate the Joos and the gahys and love crazy conspiracy theories that blame them for everything. If /r/altright could just get over their fear of brown people, they'd learn to love the Islamic takeover of the West.
n/a Iamagrownassmandog 2017-01-15
Did you guys just really rip me into a thread your thread to call me names for being a white nationalist and then end up agreeing with the plausibility of what I'm saying?
n/a Iamagrownassmandog 2017-01-15
It's an anecdote. Do we need to show empirical evidence and undercover footage? I shared a relevant experience I thought was interesting was like-minded people online.
What are you so wound up about?
n/a clintonbro 2017-01-15
he said quite jewishly
n/a anaxamandrus 2017-01-15
Doesn't surprise me that much tbh. Many regimes in the middle east routinely put forward shit like the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and other propaganda blaming the Jews and Israel for all their woes. After enough of that, it becomes easy to believe that ISIS is really funded by Jews. Doesn't make it true, but they still believe it.
n/a IDFSHILL 2017-01-15
People literally blame Jewish spirits for car accidents and shit in the middle east.
Most of the middle east thought Israel was behind 9/11.
These people refuse to admit Islamic terror groups are Islamic for obvious reasons.
n/a Monkey_Paralysed 2017-01-15
During the protests against Hosni Mubarak, state TV promoted the idea that the protesters were led by Israeli-trained activists. Many Egyptians still think the Muslim Brotherhood's 1 year rule was caused by Hillary Clinton.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-01-15
Being raised in the middle east, I wanna confirm that we have our own type of retarded conspiracy theorists, although i think they have more influence than they do in the west. Some people, especially the religious/semi-religious kind, don't like to associate their religion with ISIS and destabilization of the Middle East, because if they do then the idea that everything will be fine if we return to true Islam goes to the trash, so they blame the CIA, the Jews, the West, the other sect of Islam that they don't follow, and the list goes on.
tldr; /u/Iamagrownassmandog is retarded
n/a Iamagrownassmandog 2017-01-15
Jesus Christ folks. I was sharing a relevant experience I thought was interesting with like-minded people online.
You people are awfully wound up.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-01-15
Yeah autists.
n/a Sc0ttyDoesntKn0w 2017-01-15
It's kind of funny for a white nationalist trying to spread conspiracy theories about Jews and ISIS to accuse others of being "wound up"
n/a Iamagrownassmandog 2017-01-15
I'm calmer than you guys are.
n/a ifprettyFitnogay 2017-01-15
Nah.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-15
Dude are you for real special needs or do you just play one online? Is it something you had to work at?
n/a Gromitt42 2017-01-15
Please don't breed.
n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-15
Follow your leader
n/a King_Eirik_Bloodaxe 2017-01-15
no u
n/a carbohydratecrab 2017-01-15
I definitely agree. I remember when Egypt's TV was all about 'PEPSI = Paying Every Penny Saving Israel', the Starbucks logo is a Jewish princess and other even more ridiculous theories. Why wouldn't they blame ISIS on the Jews? They blame everything else on the Jews!
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-01-15
lots of very smart people tell me...
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-15
Personally I don't see why Israel shouldn't exist. But it's sooo easy to pit these dumbfucks against one another just by pointing out that some are Zionists.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-15
Because it would be ceding land to goat-fuckers.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-15
What?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-15
Islam must be constrained to the Arabian desert. Ceding Israel would be a step backwards, how is this not obvious.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-15
So you think it should exist or shouldn't? That's what is confusing me.
n/a Senor_Platano 2017-01-15
I think a crusade would be amazing. If I had one wish it would be the return of the Roman Empire. It's unarguable that the world would be a better place without Muslims. Some Christians hate me, some think I'm going to hell, at least none want to kill me because I love dick. Maybe in some African countries now that I think about it.
n/a Brumaired 2017-01-15
wew lad
n/a Senor_Platano 2017-01-15
I mean it's literally impossible. The biggest thing you could do would be to start a christian terrorist organization. And that's not possible, killing yourself is a sin no matter what. Thank god (no pun intended) there's no Christian version of Jihad.
n/a Brumaired 2017-01-15
you almost had me there
n/a Senor_Platano 2017-01-15
What do you mean?
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-15
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-15
Israel is our natural ally in the war against Islam.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-15
I'm agree. I'm not a believer in Christianity, but I see now how important it has been in providing structure and coherence to the post-Roman West. Maybe a syncretic religion that identifies the gods of the Roman state religion as archangels or something? That would be a real cultural triumph, and something we could all get behind for some new crusades.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-15
Fucking shill
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-15
In 68 years, Israel has made a more successful nation than any of their neighbors have in hundreds.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-15
None of Israel's neighbors are over 100 years old. The oldest one is Egypt, which got its independence in 1922 and still had it's diplomacy and military controlled by Britain for a while.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-15
Can you move your facts out of the way of his circlejerk?
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-15
(((ISIL)))
These people are retarded spergs
n/a TheChowderhead 2017-01-15
I run the ISIS Funding Department at the Jewish Conspiracy HQ AMA.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-01-15
Can I have some shekels?
n/a TheChowderhead 2017-01-15
Depends. You gonna go Jihad?
n/a Nomadlads 2017-01-15
They don't call me Sam "Jihad" Thomas for nothing.
n/a TheChowderhead 2017-01-15
Good lad. Make Shlomo proud.
n/a baeb66 2017-01-15
I have some money to invest. Which particular banks does the JC own?
n/a TheChowderhead 2017-01-15
All of them. Except for Bank of America, that's Satan's.
n/a ragazzo_soup 2017-01-15
Wait, Satan isn't Jewish?
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-01-15
Big if tru
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-15
ISIS is far worse than the Zionist menace, IMO
n/a MadMaxMercer 2017-01-15
GOD. DAMN. JEWWWWWWWWWWWWS.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-15
/u/Iamagrownassmandog
You have no idea how Muslims think about these things. They blame EVERYTHING bad on the Jews. Egypt blamed the Jews for shark attacks. THEY THOUGHT THE JEWS WERE SENDING IN SHARKS. You are getting played sucker.
http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Egypt-Sinai-shark-attacks-could-be-Israeli-plot
I know that European Jews have a slightly higher IQ than the average whiteboy but if they had the amount of influence you types give them, they would actually be unstoppable.
Sharks? Jews...
Isis? Jews....
Stubbed your toe? Jews....
Its basically their version of Thanks Obama, but they mean it.
n/a JoeBidenBot 2017-01-15
... and thanks to ol' Diamond Joe
n/a captainpriapism 2017-01-15
israel are shifty cunts wouldnt put it past them lol
probably did 911 too
am i talking shit? you decide
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-15
jews did gamergate too fagget
n/a captainpriapism 2017-01-15
this guy gets it
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-15
of course I do. I'm a VP at the JIDF
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-15
How can Jews be ISIS when ISIS are lizard people?
Everyone knows Jews are cyborgs not lizard people
n/a glmox 2017-01-15
the jew-lizard alliance is well-documented, friendo. are you even #woke?
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-15
Are you crazy?? That's a well documented AI false flag pushed by paid actors and big pharma
n/a MG87 2017-01-15
/u/NoGuiltPopIsGood, how autistic are you?
n/a NatieB 2017-01-15
(ChrisChan+Darqwolff)chtucker18
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-15
the Eueler's Formula of autism
n/a THE_SCUZZ_MONSTER 2017-01-15
Lmao
n/a as_edgy_as_a_sphere 2017-01-15
The alt-right has this borderline fascinating ability to link almost any problem in human history, to the Jews. 9/11? Wasn't that Bush? Nope, it was the Jews. Why did Communism rise? The Jews. Why did capitalism rise? The Jews. Why is ISIS on the rise? The Jews. It's truly amazing the mental gymnastics some of them do to pin everything on the Jews.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-15
Well, if the jews would stop being behind everything...
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-01-15
At what point do the Jews stop working in secret and just announce a new Zionist dictatorship? They clearly have all the power they need.
n/a freet0 2017-01-15
How clever of the Jews to secretly support people that want to wipe them off the planet. It's the last thing we'd expect!
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n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-15
I can't wait for the Jewluminati to take over and genocide these autists tbh.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-15
ISIS never attacked Israel.
n/a KittehDragoon 2017-01-15
Well, of course not. That would go very badly for them.
n/a MG87 2017-01-15
Probably because what's left of them would be wiped out in a week
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-15
I don't doubt the israelis wouldn't hesitate as much as the rest of the world if they decided to deal with ISIS. They'd make the russians look like pacifists.
n/a Evilwhiplash1 2017-01-15
Kinda ironic extreme leftists believe the exact same thing.
n/a theherps 2017-01-15
(((OP))), how many shekels are your zionist lizard overlords paying you to post this?
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-01-15
I'm salaried
n/a theherps 2017-01-15
Sounds like a sweet gig. Does it come with dental?
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-01-15
Yeah but you still have a $10 deductible
n/a theherps 2017-01-15
Better than my plan. Sign me up!
n/a bjt23 2017-01-15
I like a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but this is just idiotic. Reminds me of the fundamentalist Christian theory that Atheism and Wicca are controlled by the Pope, who plans to genocide all the protestants any day now.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-15
tbf the pope was trying to genocide all the protestants for quite a while
n/a bjt23 2017-01-15
Oh for sure. It's just he gave that up before Jack Chick started making comics about it.
n/a ralpher313 2017-01-15
Believe it or not, that's not the most retarded thing from /r/altright (y'know, besides their whole ideology). They sincerely believe that PewDiePie is secretly alt-right, just because he made a couple of edgy jokes themed around Hitler and Nazis. They probably also believe that Filthy Frank is a Trump supporter on the basis of this.