/r/AltRite, a new sub for those with piercing blue eyes and alabaster skin

64  2017-01-16 by HodorTheDoorHolder

43 comments

Cool story, bro

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Nice CSS!

thx!

I demand a mod position

pretty pls :)

I slaved away for hours I hope you're happy

Is that the Wights Rites flag?

I would never betray Slytherin House for these guys!

Nice.

if i have green eyes and pasty translucent white skin from living in the dark my whole life can i be in this sub

you can post

thank you i was waiting with bated breath

Welcome to /r/Drama. There's drinks to the left. Stay away from /u/AssyMcgee

i will tread carefully thank u

Your name is an affront to all GoT fans

Non-ironically delete your account

nah

I'm curious, were you trying to be "offensive" with that name? Or was it just amusing to you?

(I admit that it was bit of a lame moment in the show all things considered, but it still got me at the time and your name still bothers me whenever I see it.)

I'm curious, were you trying to be "offensive" with that name? Or was it just amusing to you?

I never try to offend. I like how it sounds and it's memorable.

Hmm, I've always read it as mocking.

Maybe that's your worldview dude. I'm a big fan of the show and the books.

I'm not sure what you mean by "worldview". Your name is a minor spoiler and you've singled out probably the least consequential (and silliest) element of that character in it. It's not a stretch to read it as mocking him.

well then

Yes

You would have hated my old username

I hate your current username so that's not a surprise. 😤

I expect you don't want to reveal what it was.

Now you're just trying to offend DornishRedViper. (Isn't that your flair in SRD? It's someone's.)

Suggestions for the next account:

/u/NedTheHeadlessCunt

/u/JoffreyIsBae

/u/RobbDeservedIt

/u/SyrioForelOntoASword

Etc.

what the fuck do you have against door holders my dude

it's a legitimate profession

Obviously I'm on the wrong side of the argument here :/

(((Jewish)))

Wow, /r/Drama posters starting white supremacist subs. SRD was right, smh

*Wight

WIGHT POWER

I'm glad wights finally get a real voice in this world dominated by people not killed by the Others.

But where's the dreams

Is this an alternative to /r/RiteAid?

this is some gay nerd shit if ever i've seen any

1488 upThors!

Just pay for an advertisement next time.

Doesn't that cost money?

which anime is this from?

Dukes of Hazzard Jr

Corey in the House