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It could work, though.

They're loosing their shit, like an archer would loose an arrow. They're just over there flinging their shit.

they're actually basically the same word - it means 'to drop' or 'let go of' but over time people have started to use lose as to discard something, often accidentally, and loose as 'something that could easily be lost' for a loose rope for example is easiest to undo, a loose friendship is easy to break, a loose woman is easily lost morally (in the old religious mindset)

really when people say loose they're just saying something soon to be lost, when they say something lose they're saying it's been cut loose.

Big if true

That's looser talk.

How are people still getting hinged on this dumb shit. Tbpqhf we need another 9/11 or worse

So basically 9/11 at an earthday event.

9/11 times 2, electric boogaloo

9/11 Comic-con IMO

Nuke Burning Man 2017

How are people still getting hinged on this dumb shit. Tbpqhf we need another 9/11 or worse

4 days.

Haha Trump getting elected is like thousands of people getting killed in a terrorist attack.

/u/browsesreddit me being a gamer has nothing to do with my multiple violent rapes and lynching parties. I do those because of my mayo male culture and you would do well not to attribute my cultural heritage to the degeneracy that it is enjoying video game entertainment.

dont forget inbreeding. it's an important cultural and biological staple to maintaining the cumskin subspecies

Ayy lmayo male culture is quite against degeneracy as I am well aware. But I'm afraid it's been statistically proven that beating chicks in Skyrim with your bare Nordic knuckles increases your risk of beating women in real life. Doubly so if you've got a hot anime boob mod installed.

Source please l:)

Here you go, the first stop on your way to installing your own Skyrim anime booby mod.

ayyy you cheeky cunt you know damn well I was asking you to source

'm afraid it's been statistically proven that beating chicks in Skyrim with your bare Nordic knuckles increases your risk of beating women in real life

Yeah but what if I prefer dicks on the female characters? Not like veiny bulging dicks, like a more feminine dick. Am not gay btw, just love cock

[citation needed]

Here you go, the first stop on your way to installing your own Skyrim anime booby mod.

No the statically proven to beat women more.

My wife played oblivion using only her fists and she doesn't beat me.

Oh that, I was just joking, should have put an /s/ in there sorry

Fair enough. It's really hard to tell with ghazi.

Looks like /u/AngryDM does get pings! Come here and explain to this old man why you beat your girlfriend over the color of her socks you worthless NEET

I think he just browses ghazi like an autist

He does get pings but I think he just blocks anyone from this sub that pings him. /u/Angrydm can you confirm or deny that your career as a writer bombed out horribly and you came crawling back to reddit in a effort to feel superior to everyone else?

/u/AngryDM. Real talk. We are days away from electing the Cheeto Mussolini and you're still mad about gamers? Also, if we were to draw a venn diagram with Trump supporters and goobergophers, do you really think we'd still pretty much end up with one concise circle?

He has been elected. The voting is done and certified. He gets sworn in on the 20th.

Whoops, meant to say "inaugurate". Will fix.

>implying gg isn't solely responsible for electing trump

[This is what /r/GamerGhazi actually believes]

Mussolini had some good ideas.

He didn't pick his friends very well, so we have to give him a few bad marks for that.

mussolini was

a) an italian politician

b) puppet

c) the co-creator and codifier of modern fascism, aka the only ideology competitive with state Communism in terms of utter failure

he didn't have any ideas, just drunken fits of inspiration. if he had actual ideas, they would have been shit

Maybe, but he's Italian so we should add some affirmative action points to his ideas.

fair

/u/tebrasd yesterday i played rocket league for so long that i went out to the grocery store and mocked women buying ice cream and took pictures of them being fat.

Rocket leagues basically a rape simulator

I fuck cars can confirm

Wouldn't every pic of them be mocking them using that logic?

Normal people don't play video games as much as "gamers", but they sure as shit don't talk about about "gamers" nonstop, either.

Get a fucking hobby, retards.

Their hobby is hating other people's hobby.

r/nongolfers

I can understand hating golf because it uses up a bunch of land so old white guys to talk about business deals, and thus could have a negative impact on wildlife if you care about that shit. But to hate the game for the sake of the game is just silly.

It's actually a satire of r/atheism

redditor for 30 minutes...

^ booty blasted

^ cumskin

Are Slavs white doe

if dey from the Balkans dey all turks

ableist language reported

Also that part where people are bitching about different races having different drawbacks / perks in elder scrolls games is retarded. At least someone pointed out the whitest race also had -10 intelligence and personality.

But it's retarded to get mad that a video game is suggesting differences between fictional human races. IRL races / ethnicities have differences too and that's okay - I'm sure being Slav as shit gives me a +10 chance to be an alchy and being African as shit increases your chances of sickle cell, etc.

It's not even about the races, it's about the culture they come from which was an important part of the older games. Redguards, like Spartans, come from a society that prioritizes strength and battle prowess above all else, same as Nords. What a shocker that you don't get lots of mages from there. If you only played Skyrim (and were a moron IRL) you'd probably get the impression that white people were a bunch of superstitious yokels.

Weirdly, the lore suggests that Redguards don't actually share any common ancestry with the Bretons/Nords/Imperials, which would technically make them separate groups - no more related to each other than to the other races of Tamriel. As far as race issues go, it's already pretty far removed from the reality we live in.

Anyway, if Bethesda really wanted to delve deep into allegories about racial politics, half these races used to be enslaved by the elves at some point and carry varying degrees of resentment as a result, soooo

Yeah, the stats are super malleable

Hey, I am Scottish, I too have the +10 alcoholism perk!

I'm some horrible mix of German-english genes or some boring bullshit like that. I don't know what that gives me except autism + 10.

IRL races / ethnicities have differences too and that's okay

Preach it, Reggie!

Meanwhile the Khajit are unironic shifty Semitic stereotypes and no one really cares because cat people.

yiff in hell furfags

Getting offended on behalf of imaginary magical races

u/caelrie

I can't imagine that anyone really takes seriously who you think are and aren't marginalized when your side came up with shit like "micro aggressions."

Micro aggressions are a perfectly valid term if both sides acknowledge they are subjective

Microaggressions sound like an autists method of assigning stat points to all the different ways that normal people dislike him.

That sounds like a non-sequitur to be honest

Exactly how a weeb would respond. I give it 2 microaggression points for 3 mana.

You wanna have my flair? I think you deserve it more

I don't see any ... flair. At all.

You definitely deserve it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/us/politics/noor-salman-arrested-orlando-shooting-omar-mateen.html?_r=0

So it's like an aggression but it's too insignificant for normal person to give a shit about it?

I could respond seriously, but when I've tried that your retarded friend here just vomited some shit about weebs and mana at me and got upvoted into double digits, so the answer is no.

Wew lad, you sure showed me.

The point is not showing pearls to swine.

Lol at caring about upvotes

Smh at caring about "microagressions". Apparently I'm an ableist because I think that all retards should be gassed

Lol at caring about upvotes

It says a lot about your opponent when instead of presenting a credible argument they just hurl vomit at the screen and click a le epic button of physically hiding their posts.

Downvotes are definitely microaggressions.

Wow, you're even more retarded than that guy. How do you manage doing it?

Wow ableist

I don't think so.

You don't get to dictate to a literal autist what is and isn't ableism mate

Individually, yes, in sum when repeated constantly, it starts to mean something. Don't you know anyone that does something slightly annoying, minor enough that you would feel like an asshole making a big deal about it, but they do it, and other minor annoying things often enough that you end up just hating them?

That's microaggressions. Things that are by definition not a big deal, but they are still a small deal, and enough small things becomes a collective big thing.

Of course there's loads of arguments about what does and doesn't count, and how micro is too micro, and whether it really matters, but to dismiss that the concept as a whole even exists seems silly.

That's microaggressions. Things that are by definition not a big deal, but they are still a small deal, and enough small things becomes a collective big thing.

This sounds like something someone's girlfriend/wife would say when they're trying to rationalize why they're being an unreasonable twatwaffle.

It could be, if they make a big deal about it. That's the inherent problem.

Cumulative microaggressions are the reason I don't really get along with my mom, though, so I'm sympathetic to the notion.

Are you sure everyone who disagrees with you about you wearing cum-stained clothing is an unreasonable twatwaffle?

Ayyyyyy this absolves me of the guilt of not extending empathy to other human beings. Besides, trigger warnings are why trump was elected.

trigger warnings are why trump was elected

This but non sarcastically

I'm all about empathy, but I draw a line between "empathy" and "please use me for a doormat because I'm indulging your victim fantasy." Microaggressions really only exist to see if you can get someone to jump through hoops to prove their not a racist/bigot/sexist/homophobe/used car salesman. It's a manipulative and sleazy way of mind-fucking people who actually are sympathetic to the problems of others. This microaggression silliness is how you get people to stop caring about your problems.

Do you think empathy should be the only determinant in how people are treated? For example, am I required to empathize with the guy who raped my sister?

Wait, I thought /u/AngryDM was a Persian girl.

I wish. Real Aryan (not cumskin """"Aryan"""") women are god-tier.

Goddamn, I hate nerds.

They are known for "loosing" their shit often.

That's why the violent crime and homicide rates have risen in lockstep since the 80s and that the US is the most violent it has ever been in all of history right?

I know it's pretty much a cliche by now that these retards never check their facts ("feels before reals," etc.) but this is just getting embarrassing.

In fairness, I think that was sarcasm.

With Ghazi not only can it be hard to tell, but assuredly some of them legitimately believe that.

I see comments like that all the time in r/news. At this point, I don't even fight it. I just feel a little better knowing at least someone out there is stupider than me.

No fairness needed, that was blatant as fuck sarcasm and /u/willfe42 should probs delete his account

It's /r/GamerGhazi. Poe's law is in full effect.

I wonder if after all of these years, these people never realized how stupid they sound.

Imagine caring enough about some picture on the internet to write out that much text. Jesus

I like the fact that "Gamer" as well as "casual/Hardcore Gamer" are straight up marketing terms used by men in suits to refer to specific marketing demographics, and these nerds latched onto it and define their very identities by it. Let me just repeat that: there are people out there who take pride in identifying as a marketing demographic

/u/EthicsOverwhelming since when do you consider identity politics to be a bad thing?

Hey guys it's the guy who made the strawman here. Not meant it as a jab at all gamers, just thought it was a funny parody of the original may-may based on my experiences on /v/, /r9k/ gamergate and shit. We need more peace between us. Papa Bless

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You realize the guy who has top comment on your post (AngryDM) violently physically and emotionally assaulted his girlfriend over the color of socks she was wearing?

And then he has the fucking audacity to make that post

Did not know that, you got a link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke/comments/3ufrle/what_about_srs/cxemw36/

It's in there. I don't think that's the actual post where he described what happened and I can't find it (I'm not so autistic that I archive stuff) but he regularly deletes posts when they get linked here so make of it what you will

Long story short: he bullied his girlfriend/caretaker because she was wearing "gamergate colored" socks

Only if you shit talk AngryDM

They are literally angry over the stats between Nords and Redguards because they should be completely equal because all people are equal.

Isn't it a bit redundant to put "[Entirely Retarded]" on a link to Ghazi?

still pretty bad to suggest that human races have different attributes.

They know in these games they're not supposed to be analogous to human ethnicities right? Just because one has dark skin doesn't mean he's from Africa...

Eh I can't be mad that a buch of pedo apologists hate me for blowing off steam 20 min before bed on a weeknight.

Lol. I am a gamer and the gaming community I am in neither hate women nor minorities. But nice try ghazi

That entire thread reads like those retarded sanctimonious tumblr snippets you see all over the Internet.

I like that this pic has Skyrim, Dragon Age and Mass Effect on it, all games where you can play as a black woman. Also it has Assassin's Creed III where you play as a Native American, and AssCreed 1 where you play as someone from the middle east (obv not counting Desmond in those). edited for clarity (originally didn't specify AC 1 and 3 specifically off of this pic

Thank based /u/firestorm713