So normally these meetings are for bonding and discussing event planning, events, etc. etc. In other words: they're supposed to bring us CLOSER together.
During this meeting, one of the council members (we'll call her girl A) at the front of the auditorium decides to start tearing into girl B in the front row (with whom she had some issues). Some of my sisters come to girl B's defense, telling girl A to "back off" and "calm the fuck down". Girl A responds by standing up, walking over to girl B, and slugging her in the face. This set off a chain reaction of people attacking girl A, hair being pulled, more punches being thrown, people trying to pull people off of other people, etc.
When all was said and done, there were plenty of bloody noses and black eyes. I think something like sixty girls had "participated" in all.
Uhhh idk, have you ever been around sorority proceedings? I'd say about 95% of the time, we're all happy and "sisterly", but considering the other 5% of the time, this sorta thing isn't all that surprising.
You've been here for at least 2 years, you should know that 99% of things on reddit could be lies. Why not just sit back and be entertained by the story regardless?
...you know you're the first person to bring that up, but it may as well have started off with someone getting a face full of lunchtray to kick things off.
Ok but why was A being a cunt to B in a public forum. I mean I once fucked a frat members sister and he was pissed but he didn't do this to me. Mind you she was a slut and legal age.
I think it happened WHILE they were getting pulled apart. Plus there's been some tensions building between certain girls and they just used this as a springboard.
And normally it would have been something like that here, but this was just a powder-keg that got ignited and exploded. There had been quite a bit of tension building up that wasn't exclusive to Girl A and Girl B.
Who says there isn't? Seriously though, I know for a fact that there are at least two videos. We could potentially get in trouble for posting them (at this very moment, mind you) just because the University is still looking into what happened and we were told not to post anything to social media that could potentially give away our letters. We were pretty much all wearing shirts with our letters. But fear not fine folks, video DOES exist.
I like how you phrased that: if you fail out, completely ruining your life and putting you in a heap of student debt that was all for nothing.....or if you succeed.
Quite a story 0_O...not sure about the video, but I assume that the details are still going to get out if so many people were involved, even if the Dean or whomever is trying to keep it quiet.
btw, my ethnicity is not what my name suggests, so no aunties will be chattering away because of me, lol.
Was gonna say, definitely seen more girls throwing full fists in fights than I have guys. Typically guys do the chest bumping shit and it gets pulled apart, girls fucking throw for keeps.
This is gonna sound like a joke, but I'm being serious: somebody ratted girl B out. Not saying that it was..."wrong"....I mean, it's fucking scummy to be sleeping with a (Greek) sister's boyfriend. But that's just created more drama because nobody (except for the council member, Girl A) knows who told her.
...can't tell if you're being serious or not, but keeping your hands to yourself is something we learn in kindergarten. You don't put your hands on people.
One girl a few rows down from me actually started crying in the middle of the meeting because she was missing a date with her boyfriend who was set to go back to college several states away the next morning.
Only one girl (as far as I know) didn't show up but that was because she had a family emergency.
And nobody really wanted to spite our President. It wasn't her fault and she had every right to be pissed. She's the first one who has to answer to the University about this whole incident and apparently they've been grilling her pretty hard over the past couple of days.
To properly enjoy the scale of this drama, I'd like to know some of the details A had with B. Because if a sorority fistfight broke out over some dirty dishes, that's funny. If someone did something like screw with someone's meds or something incredibly malicious it's less funny.
Yeah with so many girls involved, it's kinda like that thing in the Civil War where so many bullets were fired that, on a few rare occasions, two bullets collided in mid-air and fused. Except with girls kissing.
If there weren't at least a couple blonde hair extensions on the floor in the aftermath, I will be very disappointed. It's not a fight unless someone's weave gets ripped out.
You, "sisters", are no "ladies" at all. I'm "ashamed" and everything is "cancelled". Since the "Texans" already "lost" tell us what "happened" at the "emergency" session.
How many of the "ladies" are named "Ashley" or "Brittany"?
I was in a Fraternity that got their letters removed. University does not fuck around with this stuff anymore. They are looking to remove them cause they are just a liability.
I think that was more of a representation of the SoCal accent and less of an alternative for a curse word. Sound it out and it sounds like a valley girl trying to say "fuck".
Ohhhh yes. Our sorority house is pretty tense right now. Nobody is making eye contact and there are a lot of murmurs that we could be potentially suspended.
Has anyone tried blowing the Dean? Movies tell me this will work. Just make sure it isn't some nerd from the uncool yet loveable fraternity on campus pretending to be the Dean. That would be hilarious but unhelpful.
Blowjobs fix everything. Even if she blows the nerd things will turn out well for everyone. At least everyone that is supposed to have things turn out well.
Who says it has to be unhygienic? Sure her dignity is going to take a big hit, but it's not as big as the one it will take when her parents arrange her marriage in a couple of years.
Yup. We're all one "family". Unity is a giant thing in sororities. And besides, it's difficult to sort out "who actually punched who" and "who pulled who's hair".
I don't understand why people think that penmanship is about cursive writing. It isn't. It's the art or skill of writing by hand. That is all. Plus I think it looks pretty.
I'm hesitant to call it penmanship it it isn't in cursive. Also, she used all upper case characters, and distinguished the capitals from lower via font size instead. 6/10 at best.
I'm hesitant to call it penmanship it it isn't in cursive. Also, she used all upper case characters, and distinguished the capitals from lower via font size instead. 6/10 at best.
Penmanship has nothing to do with cursive writing. Penmanship can be in any language or style. The definition is "the art or skill of writing by hand".
writing in all capital letters, writing on 3-hole punched paper, spelling out 'one-hundred-eighteen', taking sorority meetings seriously, and finally, being in a sorority: kys
You really don't need to defend yourself with these red pill autists. They're just so happy to have the attention of a woman they'll keep poking you until you stop replying.
Haha I like you. In a thread about tits, girls in lingerie, blood, WORLDSTAR, and getting kicked in the crotch, we get one lone pleasant comment about sightseeing.
Sorority girls where I went to school (which could have be the same one in Texas) would never in a million years major in women's studies. The women's studies majors were feminist, SJW, colored-hair, alternative types, whereas the sorority girls all dressed the same, acted the same, and were subservient to frat boys. Try marketing, advertising, or business management. Not to mention, the types of parents who send their kids into Greek life would never stand for their children majoring in something 'useless' like women's studies.
tbh so are most of the notes on the site I linked. OP's note is similar, although it's far less aggressive than some of them, a lot of which are like: "To The Person Who Keeps Letting Their Dog Shit on My Lawn: I Will Find You And Put A Large Fishhook Into Your Anus, and Hang You On The Wall!"
Kinda...it was a combination of stewing dissent and the spark was one girl sleeping with another girl's boyfriends at least four or five times. She had just found out the previous night.
Received a few messages asking why I seem to be taking this so lightly if my sorority is important to me. It definitely is, but to see an auditorium of a little over a hundred girls get into a massive brawl was admittedly hilarious.
IT DOESN'T HURT THAT IT'S IN ALL CAPS. LOTS OF STRAIGHT LINES ARE EASIER TO WRITE WELL. THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT IT'S NOT IMMACULATE, BT THE REFUSAL TO USE A LOWERCASE LETTER IS STRIKING.
Oh this Gianna is a genuine Italian beauty (she does modelling on the side). She's under a good amount of stress because of this so I'm sure she'll welcome the compliment :)
just a heads up, if your sorority president's name is really g*****, a quick google search outs your letters and chapter. i "censored" the name in the event you edit/delete your comment.
I would totally fly somewhere for free weed. I don't think my girlfriend would care too much for it because I can pay the same amount and get at least and ounce of high quality bud from any store around my state.
My guess is that means that these girls are just going to have to have sex without giving the Texas Female Mating Call of "Oh my God, I'm SOOOOOO Drunk!".
Man this thread has it all. Physical violence among attractive college girls, exquisite handwriting, frat boys watching the Texans game without female companionship.
So I've been getting a lot of questions from people via PM. I'll update this as they come in.
Q: Did anybody actually have a date or was anybody sick who showed up?
A: Yes and yes. One girl a few rows down from me actually started crying in the middle of the meeting because she was missing a date with her boyfriend who was set to go back to college several states away the next morning.
Certain practicioners of kung fu have practices called "Iron Shirt", and "Iron Fist", which consist of hardening the body against strikes, one of those practices is "Iron Crotch".
I'm just so glad I went to university in a place where fraternities and sororities don't exist, everyone mostly behave like adults, everyone could already drink by 18 so it's no longer a novel or clandestine experience, and dorms only serve the purpose of providing housing....
Not only is this drama a welcome distraction from the constant shitposting reality has been doing on our planet for the past several years, but the OP has been engaged, erudite, and funny - all without being a pretentious turdmongler.
Even if OP were as attractive as, let's say, a featherless owl...she would still be out of most of our leagues in terms of both class and coolness.
Also, people have asked me what I look like. Here's a thread I just did a few days ago on /r/UglyDuckling with my current looks....and a butt ugly picture of myself at twelve.
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n/a Whistling_Duck 2017-01-16
Full story?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
So normally these meetings are for bonding and discussing event planning, events, etc. etc. In other words: they're supposed to bring us CLOSER together.
During this meeting, one of the council members (we'll call her girl A) at the front of the auditorium decides to start tearing into girl B in the front row (with whom she had some issues). Some of my sisters come to girl B's defense, telling girl A to "back off" and "calm the fuck down". Girl A responds by standing up, walking over to girl B, and slugging her in the face. This set off a chain reaction of people attacking girl A, hair being pulled, more punches being thrown, people trying to pull people off of other people, etc.
When all was said and done, there were plenty of bloody noses and black eyes. I think something like sixty girls had "participated" in all.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
If you're looking for karma, OP, TIFU is over that way. Until we see photographic evidence, you are a liar. Plain and simple.
n/a Whistling_Duck 2017-01-16
How is this a TIFU? That sub is for mistakes leading to giant consequences. Sounds like this was pretty intentional.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
It's the best sub for turning a made up story into karma. Not necessarily this particular story.
n/a Pink_Headed_Duck 2017-01-16
Uhhh idk, have you ever been around sorority proceedings? I'd say about 95% of the time, we're all happy and "sisterly", but considering the other 5% of the time, this sorta thing isn't all that surprising.
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
You've been here for at least 2 years, you should know that 99% of things on reddit could be lies. Why not just sit back and be entertained by the story regardless?
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-01-16
Come on, just use Ashley and Brittany, it's so perfect.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Fine, fine.
n/a Fake2556 2017-01-16
Damn that probably would have been hot to watch.
n/a fair_enough_ 2017-01-16
I mean you gotta be kinda depraved to find a girl getting hit so hard she throws up hot, just sayin'.
n/a phedre 2017-01-16
/r/pussypassdenied
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-01-16
n/a Fake2556 2017-01-16
That was edited in after I wrote that comment.
n/a DesignRed 2017-01-16
Please for the love of god
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Did I mention it was a lingerie meeting where we all wear TONS of lace and silk?
n/a lifesbrink 2017-01-16
Sorority? Bonding? Riiiiiiighy
n/a cuteman 2017-01-16
Sounds more like prison or the troubled kids acting out in The Wire.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
...you know you're the first person to bring that up, but it may as well have started off with someone getting a face full of lunchtray to kick things off.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
Ok but why was A being a cunt to B in a public forum. I mean I once fucked a frat members sister and he was pissed but he didn't do this to me. Mind you she was a slut and legal age.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
A) Girls. B) Girl B slept with Girl A's boyfriend on multiple occasions. C) Girls.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
Ah ok now its all better. Still surprised how this would become an all out fist fight instead of just pulling them apart.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I think it happened WHILE they were getting pulled apart. Plus there's been some tensions building between certain girls and they just used this as a springboard.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
Actually when we had fights in my frat we pretty much just pulled'em apart and that was that.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
And normally it would have been something like that here, but this was just a powder-keg that got ignited and exploded. There had been quite a bit of tension building up that wasn't exclusive to Girl A and Girl B.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
WHY IS THERE NO VIDEO. This is $CURRENT_YEAR
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Who says there isn't? Seriously though, I know for a fact that there are at least two videos. We could potentially get in trouble for posting them (at this very moment, mind you) just because the University is still looking into what happened and we were told not to post anything to social media that could potentially give away our letters. We were pretty much all wearing shirts with our letters. But fear not fine folks, video DOES exist.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
You could probably make a good buck if you put it on a monetized youtube channel. Money over everything.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-16
Have you considered uploading them here? I doubt anyone from your university goes to this cancerous shithole
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
You know someone will post it on like five billion different subreddits as soon as it's linked here.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-16
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
If you are a true follower of the goddess of drama you'll post them anyway
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Dude, I'm Indian. There's like...a million goddesses. And the goddess of legal liability and university conduct takes priority here.
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
Hmm, well at least get a copy of it so you can post it if you fail out or graduate.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I like how you phrased that: if you fail out, completely ruining your life and putting you in a heap of student debt that was all for nothing.....or if you succeed.
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
Oh good, so there are stereotypical sorority names there. Was worried you were living in a brothel by mistake.
And yeah that's an awesome story, assuming you had a good showing.
n/a phedre 2017-01-16
... you can't blueball us like this. LEAK THE VIDS.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-16
You definitely have to show us video once the investigation is over.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-16
hop on the Tor web browser and post it here with an alt account it would be fucking funny
n/a savantfool 2017-01-16
WORLDSTAR!!!!
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Yo swing nigga, swing nigga, do some'in nigga (PUNCH!) OH SHIT! OH SHIT! WORLDSTAR!
n/a IndianSurveyDrone 2017-01-16
Quite a story 0_O...not sure about the video, but I assume that the details are still going to get out if so many people were involved, even if the Dean or whomever is trying to keep it quiet.
btw, my ethnicity is not what my name suggests, so no aunties will be chattering away because of me, lol.
n/a defiantleek 2017-01-16
Was gonna say, definitely seen more girls throwing full fists in fights than I have guys. Typically guys do the chest bumping shit and it gets pulled apart, girls fucking throw for keeps.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
When will feminists speak out against woman on woman violence and the objectification of men?
n/a fourbet 2017-01-16
how did she find out? just curious
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
This is gonna sound like a joke, but I'm being serious: somebody ratted girl B out. Not saying that it was..."wrong"....I mean, it's fucking scummy to be sleeping with a (Greek) sister's boyfriend. But that's just created more drama because nobody (except for the council member, Girl A) knows who told her.
n/a fourbet 2017-01-16
Yeah I'm surprised someone told tbh. Oh well, enjoy the dramabombs and ty for the gossip.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-16
Why was everyone tearing into girl A when she was the victim here? Highly rude, so much for sisterly love
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
...can't tell if you're being serious or not, but keeping your hands to yourself is something we learn in kindergarten. You don't put your hands on people.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-16
It does where I come from.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Is that girl's tooth alright?
Why was the troublemaker not expelled from the sorority?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I haven't seen her since her tooth got knocked out. It was unfortunate because she wasn't even involved and just got nailed by a stray punch.
And twenty two people are being placed on probation (likely more) -- but that council member is facing possible expulsion
n/a ReBurnInator 2017-01-16
Someone has to have video of this. Someone gotta liveleak this thing up.
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
aww, now it's sad :(
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-01-16
Did anyone not show up? I might've not shown up just to spite the sorority leader girl whatever just for being that demanding.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Only one girl (as far as I know) didn't show up but that was because she had a family emergency.
And nobody really wanted to spite our President. It wasn't her fault and she had every right to be pissed. She's the first one who has to answer to the University about this whole incident and apparently they've been grilling her pretty hard over the past couple of days.
n/a HardEctoCooler 2017-01-16
To properly enjoy the scale of this drama, I'd like to know some of the details A had with B. Because if a sorority fistfight broke out over some dirty dishes, that's funny. If someone did something like screw with someone's meds or something incredibly malicious it's less funny.
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-01-16
Wow I feel bad for the girl who missed her date...I gotta ask tho, did anyone miss the meeting? I'm guessing not??
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Only one girl was absent (as far as I know) -- she had a family emergency.
n/a KWITHI 2017-01-16
Wow, did B light A's tampon string on fire when it was up there or something? That's pretty aggressive-aggressive for a sorority chick.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
....are you serious?
She OBVIOUSLY dipped it in bleac--oh god, that joke made me instinctively cover up my crotch. Ouch.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-01-16
I'd like to back this up as well
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-01-16
i know i'm just a faggot on /r/drama but i'm a video editor with AE and i can pixelate track any reference to the sorority and DM it back to you.
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n/a Solthercunt 2017-01-16
Cat fight, hot.
Send the pics to my inbox.
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-01-16
What is so appealing to men about a cat fight?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Yeah with so many girls involved, it's kinda like that thing in the Civil War where so many bullets were fired that, on a few rare occasions, two bullets collided in mid-air and fused. Except with girls kissing.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
Hot.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
If you don't follow up with at least one picture of an errant boob falling out during the fracas, you don't belong here.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Ohhhhh trust me, many a shirt got ripped (no, seriously).
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
I didn't ask for a play-by-play, OP, I asked for photographic evidence. Provide, OP.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-16
I dunno, I'm doing plenty with my imagination over here.
n/a BobPlager 2017-01-16
You didn't get it on publicfreakout, the video version of /r/drama? You've failed us :(
n/a CooterMarie 2017-01-16
If there weren't at least a couple blonde hair extensions on the floor in the aftermath, I will be very disappointed. It's not a fight unless someone's weave gets ripped out.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Uhh...one of the girls lost a tooth. And another got punched in the stomach and threw up.
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-16
Nigga if you don't post a pic or a vid you're about to be the one losing teeth
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
(Stands up and gets in your face) You got something to say bro? You wanna do something bro?
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-16
no pls im actually just a punk bitch don't hurt me
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
WORLDSTAR! (Throws punch)
n/a bulldogdiver 2017-01-16
Actually if you want to diffuse the situation next time something starts yell Worldstar. Report back.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-01-16
You are the OP this sub needs.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Have I...."MADE DRAMA GREAT AGAIN?"
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-01-16
Certainly doing more than /r/riemann1413!
Senpai has noticed you.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-16
Holy shit. Come on, get us a fucking video already. We need this.
n/a incisorcist 2017-01-16
Sounds like a reasonable response to a brawl.
Did the brawl end up like those porno videos where the loser lady gets fucked with a strap on by the winner?
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-16
A room full of college girls watching a giant fistfight?
There's no way there isn't video of this. From 37 different angles.
n/a theherps 2017-01-16
Question, what is the white girl equivalent of shouting "WOOOOORRLDSTAAAARR!" repeatedly while filming a fight?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
"OH MY GAWD!" "OH MY GAWD!"
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
Ohhhh, so it's not a Rebecca and Stacy-type sorority? One that's a bit more diverse?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh it's a predominantly white Southern-belle type sorority, but yeah, we have about twenty or so Indian girls too.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
The Rebeccas and Stacies I know wouldn't be caught dead in a sorority with 25% brown people.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Funny thing is that we don't have a SINGLE Rebecca or a Stacey.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
WTF kind of sorority are you in, OP? Are you in the kind of sorority that they always make fun of in dumb movies as the "nerdy" sorority?
n/a BobaBogara 2017-01-16
Heh, if it's a 100+ girl sorority in Texas, I'll tell you right now it's very likely nowhere near a "nerdy sorority".
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
That's true. Sorry, I was just thrown by the complete lack of Becky and Stacy.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
"Amt. of Becky and Stacy" should be a statistic during Rush
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-01-16
It's 2017, man.
It's Katelyn and Ashlyn now.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-16
The times are a-changing.
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
And you're sure this is a sorority?
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-01-16
That's so weird
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
Well you have to bring up that GPA somehow
n/a nomad1c 2017-01-16
wait, the good indians or the sore-loser indians?
n/a o2toau 2017-01-16
poo in loo types
n/a Cow_Dingaling 2017-01-16
Moo
n/a JenkemJoe 2017-01-16
fify.. anyway.. college/university plus sorority..? definitely indians of the slurpee tribe.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Do you have big tits?
n/a Im-a-gay 2017-01-16
mfw Kavitha caught that randi Roopa fucking Chad in the bathroom even though Mr. Sharma had already arranged for the dowry.
haay ishvar this is truly kali yug :'(
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
The hell kinda drama is that?
"Varini Sunarayam as Kavitha. Raji Patel as Roopa. Padman Narasimha as Mr. Sharma. Abhi Vagarashisimharajuvabrahamin as Harish."
"And Bill Stevens as CHAD."
n/a clintonbro 2017-01-16
Most Indians are basically white
n/a hlary 2017-01-16
That's what /int keeps telling me
n/a ArchangelleLovesRape 2017-01-16
The alcoholics or the tech support kind? It matters for my visualization of how the fight went down.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-01-16
^ literally this tho
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Typically followed by a SMACK! sound as somebody throws a hay-maker. Then a spectator going "OH! SHIT! OH! SHIT"
n/a Vakieh 2017-01-16
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP. STAAAAAAHP IT.
n/a cavides 2017-01-16
Maybe there is no video because they all couldn't even?
n/a darth_tiffany 2017-01-16
What on earth cause a 118-person fistfight?
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-16
maybe all 118 wanted to fuck the same guy
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I mean, hey, have you ever seen THAT guy? You'd want to fuck him too.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
God Chad is so cool
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Dude, Chad sucks.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
wow rude
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Ummmmmm #sorrynotsorry. BYEEEEEEEEEE
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
http://i.imgur.com/kTWYmbo.png
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-01-16
Wow. My discord has a bot that posts that exact image, and it overlays text saying "Kill yourself [insert username] you fucking faggot."
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-16
Chad is a weirdo, look how flat the top of his head is.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
He took one too many hits during his American football days
n/a Zachums 2017-01-16
wtf no, Bryce's are gaybois.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
No, Bryce's are "my-father-will-hear-about-this"
n/a Zachums 2017-01-16
No, that's also Chad. I was in a frat in college, I have firsthand knowledge of the enemy.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-01-16
You, "sisters", are no "ladies" at all. I'm "ashamed" and everything is "cancelled". Since the "Texans" already "lost" tell us what "happened" at the "emergency" session.
How many of the "ladies" are named "Ashley" or "Brittany"?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
There were at least three "Deanna"s, some "Samantha"s, handful of "Kaitlyn"s...
n/a tehcraz 2017-01-16
You going to give us an update after the second meeting, right?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Typing it up now, gimme one sec.
n/a tehcraz 2017-01-16
.... She really said FECK?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
She's from SoCal so she has a bit of a Valley Girl accent. It's not usually strong, but it comes out when she yells or gets mad.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
White women were a mistake
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-01-16
I was in a Fraternity that got their letters removed. University does not fuck around with this stuff anymore. They are looking to remove them cause they are just a liability.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-16
Knowing /r/Drama, I'll just assume you guys were butt-chugging box wine.
n/a tehcraz 2017-01-16
I just think it's hilarious that in a time of anger and out of character yelling, she still doesn't even curse.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
I think that was more of a representation of the SoCal accent and less of an alternative for a curse word. Sound it out and it sounds like a valley girl trying to say "fuck".
n/a Saxifrage_Russell 2017-01-16
This is what feck sounds like. I've never heard of a Yank using it.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
Is this the script to another straight to "ABC Family" sequel of Mean Girls?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I....don't think that ABC Family would allow "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CUNT!"
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-16
But they told me that they were "A New Kind of Family."
n/a Thhueros 2017-01-16
Well my parents said that all the time to me so not saying it is the new part.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-16
For the last time, kid, I'm not your new dad. Your mom's just a whore.
n/a Jertob 2017-01-16
Maybe they will accept "Fecking canoodle?"
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
....are you FECKING kidding me right now?
n/a Nubthesamurai 2017-01-16
My first time was with someone named Deanna. She was also emotionally unstable. Coincidence?
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
That your first time was with someone emotionally unstable? I'm more surprised they were lucid enough to feel anything at all.
n/a pigeondoubletake 2017-01-16
Burn them all.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
Please tell me this was at UH.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Neither confirming nor denying that.
n/a theherps 2017-01-16
So it's confirmed. Awesome
n/a MattThePossum 2017-01-16
Farmers Fight, know what I'm sayin'?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Except with a lot of neon t-shirts and black leggings.
n/a MattThePossum 2017-01-16
The sorostitute uniform. Of course.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
You know it. (Flashes hand sign)
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
So what a couple of girls go down to the Dixie Chicken for 2$ pitchers and get a bit wasted with some townies from Brenham and shit went wrong?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Saddest part was that nobody was drunk
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
Then I retract my guess that it was A&M.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
I love Aggie sorority girls!
n/a veggiezombie1 2017-01-16
My best friend was in a sorority at A&M. The girls were all really sweet, especially to me, an honorary member/outsider.
n/a gogomom 2017-01-16
Sorority president has extraordinary penmanship.
OP - what's the story - what was the initial drama about and is everyone still upset?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Ohhhh yes. Our sorority house is pretty tense right now. Nobody is making eye contact and there are a lot of murmurs that we could be potentially suspended.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
Has anyone tried blowing the Dean? Movies tell me this will work. Just make sure it isn't some nerd from the uncool yet loveable fraternity on campus pretending to be the Dean. That would be hilarious but unhelpful.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
This Fall....science rules.
"Dude, she totally wants you."
(Music stops)
"Lemme get back to you on that."
FALL 2017.
BOOM. Movie trailer.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
Blowjobs fix everything. Even if she blows the nerd things will turn out well for everyone. At least everyone that is supposed to have things turn out well.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Just...for the record...I'm not blowing the fucking nerd, mmkay?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
So you don't REALLY love your sorority?
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
Since when is sisterhood worth less than dignity and hygiene?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
Who says it has to be unhygienic? Sure her dignity is going to take a big hit, but it's not as big as the one it will take when her parents arrange her marriage in a couple of years.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
What's the point of even marriage shopping at a southern university if you're just gonna have your parents choose their friends' kid anyway?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
Gotta let her think she's going to get married for love!
n/a Pink_Sockrates 2017-01-16
:(
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
Somebody go back in time and tell that to the girls at my high school
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
Different rules in HS.
n/a baeb66 2017-01-16
I'm pretty sure you can get past probation by beating the snobby sorority in some obscure sporting event.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-16
Tru, but what if they are the snobby sorority?
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-01-16
Wait have you done anything wrong? Is this one of those "everyone gets punished, even tho a handful were the instigators" situation?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Yup. We're all one "family". Unity is a giant thing in sororities. And besides, it's difficult to sort out "who actually punched who" and "who pulled who's hair".
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-16
Were you personally involved in the ruckus or are you one of the cool kids laughing in the corner?
n/a cuteman 2017-01-16
"EXTRAORDINARY"
Caligraphy class? CANCEL IT!
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh another gem from an email she sent out later that night was "Only way you're getting out of this meeting is with a signed note from Jesus himself."
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
SELECTED AS A CONTESTANT ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE? I'D LIKE TO SOLVE: CANCEL IT!
n/a cuteman 2017-01-16
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!
n/a wwowzaa 2017-01-16
Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.
n/a gogomom 2017-01-16
I don't understand why people think that penmanship is about cursive writing. It isn't. It's the art or skill of writing by hand. That is all. Plus I think it looks pretty.
n/a Pink_Sockrates 2017-01-16
I'm hesitant to call it penmanship it it isn't in cursive. Also, she used all upper case characters, and distinguished the capitals from lower via font size instead. 6/10 at best.
n/a Cronyx 2017-01-16
I'm hesitant to call it penmanship it it isn't in cursive. Also, she used all upper case characters, and distinguished the capitals from lower via font size instead. 6/10 at best.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Yo, fuck your grapholo....lo...lology
n/a Cronyx 2017-01-16
:P
n/a gogomom 2017-01-16
Penmanship has nothing to do with cursive writing. Penmanship can be in any language or style. The definition is "the art or skill of writing by hand".
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
It's all fucking regular letters, not cursive. That is not penmenship.
n/a gogomom 2017-01-16
Penmanship isn't "cursive" it's the "the art or skill of writing by hand".
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
Communist details. Get out of here with liberal facts.
n/a zester90 2017-01-16
lol women. Amiright?
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-16
writing in all capital letters, writing on 3-hole punched paper, spelling out 'one-hundred-eighteen', taking sorority meetings seriously, and finally, being in a sorority: kys
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Pre-med, darling. Enjoy your degree in being an assface. (Sorry, that's mean)
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
So....husband shopping.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
'Bout to start a new thread here in /r/drama for the brawl you and I are about to have, Hellkyte :)
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-16
I apologise for /u/Hellkyte's cultural insensitivity. I understand arranged marriages remain the norm in South Asian culture.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Okay, cimarafa, you're on my shit-list too.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-16
Question: Does addition to the shit list guarantee entrance to the next cat fight?
n/a caffienatedjedi 2017-01-16
and where does one go to buy tickets to view the cat fight live?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
I'll settle for a live video feed.
n/a KaBar42 2017-01-16
I'd be careful about mentioning "shit" in relation to Indians…
Must… resist… making… designated shitting street joke… ARGH!!!!!
n/a Hellkyte 2017-01-16
Bring it.
Or has it already been broughten?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Dude, you really don't want that. I'm a third degree black belt. (Actually being serious hahaha)
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
A black belt won't do shit (except give you a false sense of confidence) when you fight a man with way more muscle mass.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Whoa there, cool it tough guy. I never said I have any definable muscle mass lol.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
You didn't answer my question about your tits.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Nah, I'm pretty flat.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Noooooooooooo! Big Indian tits denied.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I mean I do squats....Indian butt anybody?
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Pic?
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-16
Look, you see that list of rules on the sidebar? Neither do I because it's really tiny and porn is not on the list so please, pics.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Well, if you wanna see what I look like, go to my main: /u/Pink_Headed_Duck
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-16
Yeah, I see a picture of an indian girl wearing clothes. This is not a complicated #sorrynotsorry
n/a blertyuh 2017-01-16
we get it, you fight
n/a HINDBRAIN 2017-01-16
I could probably win a fight against you by tripping my feet and accidentally ramming into you.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Yeah, and I'll grab your change-purse and squeeze as hard as possible. Don't need to be a third degree bl--ah, I'm sorry, that was rude lol
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-16
You should stick around here pls
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
Holy shit this autism haha, a mcdojo? Oh noes!
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
In what?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I'm trained in both Tang Soo Do (Korean) and Kalaripayattu (one of the oldest SE Asian fighting styles).
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
Holy shit this autism haha, a mcdojo? Oh noes!
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-16
That's just every girl at a Southern college.
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-16
She's Indian so her parents will take care of that for her.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-16
Indian girls taking medicine don't fuck around.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-16
Everyone's a pre-med until biochem
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Already took biochem! It was genetics that almost killed me.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-16
Good luck, then, killjoy.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Assface.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-16
https://youtu.be/tzmQW-7opSc
n/a soselfieswow 2017-01-16
Sadly this was true for me :(
n/a Saxifrage_Russell 2017-01-16
She's Indian, she'll be fine.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-16
enjoy sticking your finger up old wrinkly assholes and spending 30 years in tuition debt. Assuming you even get into med school, which you wont.
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
Lol who shit in your cereal this morning?
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-16
I did, twice.
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
I don't think that's healthy.
n/a the_fag_eviscerater 2017-01-16
God did by making you an incel.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Already have, dear. Just have to finish up two required classes this semester.
n/a freet0 2017-01-16
What's your real plan after getting that 1.8 in ochem?
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
Lol, keep telling yourself that at your bottom tier school, we all know what's really happening.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Wasn't aware that Dartmouth Med School is a "bottom tier school". Thanks for the encouragement, love.
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
autism confirmed
Lol.
lol
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Accepted to Dartmouth Med School, starting in the Fall of 2017. Nice try,d ea.r
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
FTFY, enjoy your poor life choices dear. Also, please enjoy the continuing drama and share it as you ruin your life.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh sweetie, shit-tier school is probably WHY I chose this school. And sorostitute drama is hilarious!
n/a BashfulHandful 2017-01-16
The trolls and shit posters will never stop if you keep encouraging them.
And, sadly, they also never get funnier. It's genuinely not worth it.
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
Fucking normie shit
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
You mean
;)
n/a Saxifrage_Russell 2017-01-16
You really don't need to defend yourself with these red pill autists. They're just so happy to have the attention of a woman they'll keep poking you until you stop replying.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
**Half-owl, half-woman
n/a fourbet 2017-01-16
Your a ChiO and going to Dartmouth? Small world.
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-16
the mountains near Hanover are so beautiful. you gotta go hiking sometime
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Haha I like you. In a thread about tits, girls in lingerie, blood, WORLDSTAR, and getting kicked in the crotch, we get one lone pleasant comment about sightseeing.
Seriously though, I agree one hundred percent.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-01-16
We assumed
n/a 2Chainsawed_Vaginas 2017-01-16
lol the women's studies set doesn't join sororities, fucktard
n/a Joe_Bruin 2017-01-16
Oh boy, yes they do. You don't have any experience in greek life
n/a Agathocles_of_Sicily 2017-01-16
Sorority girls where I went to school (which could have be the same one in Texas) would never in a million years major in women's studies. The women's studies majors were feminist, SJW, colored-hair, alternative types, whereas the sorority girls all dressed the same, acted the same, and were subservient to frat boys. Try marketing, advertising, or business management. Not to mention, the types of parents who send their kids into Greek life would never stand for their children majoring in something 'useless' like women's studies.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
So in other words, you didn't get invited to those parties.
n/a Agathocles_of_Sicily 2017-01-16
Of course I didn't. I threw my own parties in college so that I wouldn't have to go to frat parties.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
Fat chicks gotta drink somewhere I guess.
n/a Agathocles_of_Sicily 2017-01-16
https://m.popkey.co/2e18f2/VlgXG.gif
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
God, from these two comments I feel like I know exactly how you were in college. Basically a less cool version of this.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-16
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
n/a AntiLuke 2017-01-16
I'd say this note is pretty explicitly aggressive.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-16
tbh so are most of the notes on the site I linked. OP's note is similar, although it's far less aggressive than some of them, a lot of which are like: "To The Person Who Keeps Letting Their Dog Shit on My Lawn: I Will Find You And Put A Large Fishhook Into Your Anus, and Hang You On The Wall!"
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-16
Sororities are fucking gay anyway
n/a Slutha 2017-01-16
Found the beta male who hasn't ever fucked a sorority girl
n/a soselfieswow 2017-01-16
Or the fat girl who didn't get a bid
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-16
No i did
Gave me chlamydia :(
n/a Zachums 2017-01-16
I miss the Greek life, so much needless drama from the sororities.
As a side note, who wants to join the newest, hottest house /r/OmicronRhoRho?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
I loved hanging out with sorority girls when I was in college. Never joined a frat, but enjoyed the Greek life none the less.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-16
Sign me up
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-16
This is exactly the drama I needed today. Too much political, catgirl and social justice drama today.
Just a good old fashioned sorority clash here.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
I will say that so many girls were involved that it's possible (nay, likely) that an actual cat-girl got into the fracas and nobody noticed.
n/a RagdollPhysEd 2017-01-16
pretty sure they would be claw marks everywhere
Seriously though what did the original fracas start over? Was it over cute boys?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Kinda...it was a combination of stewing dissent and the spark was one girl sleeping with another girl's boyfriends at least four or five times. She had just found out the previous night.
n/a zahlman 2017-01-16
u wot m8
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
You heard him. Too much Halle Berry.
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-01-16
This is drama this sub needs. Make /r/Drama great again!
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
We have the shittiest therapists, don't we folks?
n/a cptAustria 2017-01-16
wait..... catgirl drama?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Received a few messages asking why I seem to be taking this so lightly if my sorority is important to me. It definitely is, but to see an auditorium of a little over a hundred girls get into a massive brawl was admittedly hilarious.
n/a Mughi 2017-01-16
This should be crossposted to /r/PenmanshipPorn.
n/a ReBurnInator 2017-01-16
That person could write comic book dialog.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
For anybody who asked, no, I'm not all that upset about this. If anything, the whole thing was HILARIOUS.
n/a Daybrake 2017-01-16
You're all right, OP. I love the attitude you've gone into this with. It makes it somehow funnier.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-16
This is gold, OP. I've flaired it as "juicy".
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Thank you thank you!
Will continue to post updates/answer questions/offer up stupid-ass things that only I think are funny.
n/a ikitomi 2017-01-16
Thank you for your service this has been a great way to start my day.
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-16
I wish my writing was that nice. Damn
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-16
IT DOESN'T HURT THAT IT'S IN ALL CAPS. LOTS OF STRAIGHT LINES ARE EASIER TO WRITE WELL. THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT IT'S NOT IMMACULATE, BT THE REFUSAL TO USE A LOWERCASE LETTER IS STRIKING.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
....you think I should bring this up to our president? "Hey....sorry to bother you, Gianna....but....reddit says your handwriting ain't shit."
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-16
HER HANDWRITING IS AMAZING BUT IT'S IN ALL CAPS. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT BOTHERS ME.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
...oh and..../u/SithisTheDreadFather? That guy? Yeah, your handwriting pisses him off.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-16
hahaha
Truthfully I came into this thread to exclusively talk about how clean the writing is. You can tell her that "Reddit" is awestruck by it.
Side note, I recently met a Gianna who was being obnoxious at her sister's wedding. Her unsupervised child tore the bride's dress. That was fun.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh this Gianna is a genuine Italian beauty (she does modelling on the side). She's under a good amount of stress because of this so I'm sure she'll welcome the compliment :)
n/a appropriate-username 2017-01-16
Tell her to post on /r/penmanshipporn.
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
At least it is legible. She could have typed this up on a computer, and printed it out.
n/a addisonclark 2017-01-16
just a heads up, if your sorority president's name is really g*****, a quick google search outs your letters and chapter. i "censored" the name in the event you edit/delete your comment.
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-16
All caps slightly annoys me too but the neatness makes up for it.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-16
Is there video of this
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-16
the president has really nice handwriting
n/a godofdae 2017-01-16
Well fuck, what am I going to do now that the Snowball Formal has been cancelled?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Wanna come get stoned behind the sorority house?
n/a icyhat 2017-01-16
I would totally fly somewhere for free weed. I don't think my girlfriend would care too much for it because I can pay the same amount and get at least and ounce of high quality bud from any store around my state.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-16
My guess is that means that these girls are just going to have to have sex without giving the Texas Female Mating Call of "Oh my God, I'm SOOOOOO Drunk!".
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-01-16
Did it turn into a big pillowfight?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh yeah. We all stripped down to our lingerie, whipped out the glow paint, and just started going at it.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-01-16
All in slow motion I'm guessing. I knew it was all true.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-16
http://i.imgur.com/kzPydOj.png
n/a Chicup 2017-01-16
Beautiful penmanship.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Beautiful penmanship, angry girl.
n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-01-16
Man this thread has it all. Physical violence among attractive college girls, exquisite handwriting, frat boys watching the Texans game without female companionship.
n/a ReBurnInator 2017-01-16
Everything but video...
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
So I've been getting a lot of questions from people via PM. I'll update this as they come in.
Q: Did anybody actually have a date or was anybody sick who showed up?
A: Yes and yes. One girl a few rows down from me actually started crying in the middle of the meeting because she was missing a date with her boyfriend who was set to go back to college several states away the next morning.
n/a Sunkisty 2017-01-16
Are you on Girl A or Girl B's side regarding the cheating issue?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Both. And neither.
On an all new Netflix-exclusive series.
n/a Sunkisty 2017-01-16
So I'm guessing it's more complex than just the cheating?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Between those two? Yeah. A lot of our girls have had problems with this council member ever since she took office.
n/a Sunkisty 2017-01-16
Do tell....
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Ugh, that's a whole 'nother thread lol.
n/a Sunkisty 2017-01-16
Lol well were girls A and B both Indian?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Nooo both were white.
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
I guess that 3rd dan black belt came in handy, eh?
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
No style can defend against the pussy foot.
n/a Forseti69 2017-01-16
Certain practicioners of kung fu have practices called "Iron Shirt", and "Iron Fist", which consist of hardening the body against strikes, one of those practices is "Iron Crotch".
Really, read Matthew Polly's book.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Who kicked you right in the pussy?
Were your lips or clit damaged?
n/a Premiumtuna 2017-01-16
This is the best drama I've read in months.
n/a Nechaev 2017-01-16
Toxic masculinity strikes again.
n/a mochamocha 2017-01-16
I'm just so glad I went to university in a place where fraternities and sororities don't exist, everyone mostly behave like adults, everyone could already drink by 18 so it's no longer a novel or clandestine experience, and dorms only serve the purpose of providing housing....
n/a HardEctoCooler 2017-01-16
This was hilarious and refreshing. Thanks for the post.
n/a mdawn37 2017-01-16
That's some super neat handwriting though.
n/a SRSLovesGawker 2017-01-16
This sounds like a terrible situation.
But that penmanship (penwomanship?) is fucking immaculate.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-01-16
I like how in your sorority you can straighten a bitch out and only get put on probation.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Oh that's only for the girls who actively participated. The council member has an expulsion hearing coming up.
n/a savantfool 2017-01-16
The handwriting is amazing tho
n/a whoatethekidsthen 2017-01-16
I need juicy details. What started the melee? Who got punched? Did she deserve it?
n/a Rokefre 2017-01-16
I am poor! Someone give the OP gold!
Not only is this drama a welcome distraction from the constant shitposting reality has been doing on our planet for the past several years, but the OP has been engaged, erudite, and funny - all without being a pretentious turdmongler.
Even if OP were as attractive as, let's say, a featherless owl...she would still be out of most of our leagues in terms of both class and coolness.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-01-16
This is the best thing to be posted in /r/drama in weeks, easily. And OP definitely brings the bantz. 5/7.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Bantz?
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-01-16
Banter, pleb.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Thanks, fam.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-01-16
Also, people have asked me what I look like. Here's a thread I just did a few days ago on /r/UglyDuckling with my current looks....and a butt ugly picture of myself at twelve.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-16
Nice pic you got off the internet.
n/a Rokefre 2017-01-16
You chose to rep your culture over your sorority. Now we can all see why your sisters are lacking a plurality of Beckas and Staceys. :-P
This might cost you some Mindy cred.