/u/Drapetomania whines about millenials and socialists, it evolves into six dimensional turboautist drama

27  2017-01-16 by AtheistDank

32 comments

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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I like how you made an alt account just for this post.

I like how you perfectly resemble an Easter Island head

nice try noodles

Interesting observation.

Wrong though.

I honestly don't care dude

Suuuuure.

Just like you "don't care" about anyone on /r/dickgirls despite having almost daily spergouts on there.

He couldn't handle the heat, so he left /r/dickgirls.

Not too many people can handle your fiery hair color.

It's true.

Fascinating job, noodles, considering I'm not even in dickgirls.

I really made you made while you were there. Arf Arf!

I really made you made while you were there.

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yet here you are commenting

From one of the articles linked in defense of Millenials:

1 in 4 Americans Says Cost of Living Is Their No. 1 Financial Concern

Asked about their #1 Financial Challenge:

24% High Cost of Living

21% Insufficient Income

the remainder listed specific costs like taxes and healthcare. That's some insightful polling, there.

What generation, do you think, primarily upvoted those posts?

The Pepsi Generation?

Generation xXx

Is that a trick question?

Generations don't exist. People die and are born continuously.

/u/Drapetomania post birth certificate and tax return. I bet you are a millennial.

In this episode we go off topic and talk about a recent Simon Sinek video about why Millennials are worthless.

Pretty much on point.

Holy shit, /u/Drapetomania, you got fucking rekt.

You are familiar with your circlejerks where you can just bark prefabricated talking points like "lazy moocher free stuff" and "leftist brainwash madeup gender", but the second you walk into a discussion with a person who actually disagrees with you, it turns out you have no understanding of economy or public policy what-so-fucking-ever, or how to even argue with people. It's honestly quite pathetic. I would have already killed myself, if I were you.

Look man. Socialist, communists, they deserve death. Let me say that in no uncertain terms that I am an advocate for the slaughter of leftwingers. To make myself perfectly clear, I, Drapetomania, relish the death of socialists and communists.

I understand you want to cheer on Noodles, I understand you were a fan of the video where he barked, masturbated, and cum dribbled out of his penis. I understand that you, /u/thefran, like that guy and think that that video was pretty cool. I understand the reason you heap such praise on him at times like these, the camaraderie, the things you share together.

I will also note that thefran is a known pedophile, a leftist pedophile, practically a redundancy; like Bernie Sanders, he has not been convicted of it but you can smell it on his fingers.

pls make friends irl

Will you be my friend...?

if it keeps you off of reddit i will buy you a fleshlight and a realgirl

judging by your bad posts you probably aren't smart enough for employment.

lol pot kettle halloooo

Whatever makes you feel better about that Bernie bumper sticker on your car, dude.

I 100% guarantee you either don't have a job or are too young to even have one

No, I don't think you guarantee that.

I just did deal with it nerd

No, you didn't, and you can't. You can't guarantee anything. And it is your inability to guarantee anything that will be your downfall.