If America collapses, so will the internets. And if the internets collapses, I'll have nowhere to spend all my pent-up raw hatred over my lack of agency and direction in life.

God knows I can't take it to the streets.

I've heard there are "people" out there.

And the Sun.

In the immortal words of Beavis: The Sun sucks!

Fortunately for me, sitting here playing Puzzle And Dragons definitely helps to save the universe. Somehow. That's what I choose to believe.

because most people want to live a happy peaceful life.

that just not true.

observation

Um, speaking as most people, you're wrong.

who are you to speck as most people.

I am most people. i thought I made that pretty clear

alright fair enough then lol

I want to oppress you.

It would give me an erection.

Did you slap the tendies out of her hand?

Donald J. Trump is the 45th President of the United States and we are going to make our country great again.

Fat, gay and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Eat some pie. Eat until you feel better.

Then stop talking about him FFS

Y not?

why can't you have one and how do you plan on stopping me from being happy lol?

so are you saying all queer people are incapable of being happy?

sucks to be you i guess. what exactly is true happiness? is there fake happiness?

perhaps you should spend some time figuring that out.

ok, then don't. its your life do what you want with it.

what are you doing to make yourself happy

try different things to find what you enjoy doing. you could travel and see more of the world that you are angry at.

It's got to be more productive than crying on the Internet at people who don't care at all.

Holy hell. Your own mom won't make eye contact with you, will she?

For all you know, then, you're very happy and just think you're not.

And that makes you the bad guy. How dare you keep sweet, lovable you from being happy? You should leave you right now, while you still has a chance to move on without someone like you dragging you down.

Nobody is capable of living a truly happy life under capitalism unless they're like the top bourgeoisie. That's like Marxism 101.

i am truly happy

a bunch of people should die because some people don't like the fact that i'm [insert identity here]

What do you know... a post where the "I identify as an attack helicopter" actually works.

Well played, Sir!

psh.....nothen personnel............kid

why should other people have things taken from them just because you were unable to get them yourself?

Because you deserve to suffer and we don't.

You are not my problem. You are your problem.

I'm definitely a helpful person, but I can't be effective help if i become needing of help myself. So Imma sit here and keap eating steak and nachos and argue with others of my kind about how to best help you guys out.

Because your side would likely lose the violent revolution.

Because Hitler did nothing wrong.

Looking at your comment history I really recommend you seek professional help.

Because the military and police forces throught the nation benefit from the status quo and they have the big guns.

I remember being a teenager, too.

and our enemies will be crushed.

Someone has a very poor grasp on voting patterns when it comes to police, military, and your average gun owning US citizen. Exponentially so considering your dumb-ass considers anyone white to be the 'enemy'.

Lucky for you, you're either trolling or the classic 'I vanguard the revolution by shitposting on the internet. I've done my job' nutjob anarchist so you don't have much to worry about.

They're pointing out the fact that when we all line up across each other on the battlefield for one final "Us versus Them" winner-take-all battle, your side will be significantly outnumbered and outgunned.

your side will be significantly outnumbered and outgunned and limp-wristed and depressed.

On the off chance that you haven't actually been trolling: because most revolutions don't resolve themselves well. You and everyone you love (and hate) will only suffer more. A violent revolution that isn't subdued and actually succeeds will turn on itself within a few years.

You're looking at two outcomes.

1) Infighting breaks out in the revolution itself over who is in charge, whose version of socialist paradise gets instituted, etc. Do you know who leftists hate even more than their capitalist oppressors? Other leftists.

2) Whoever does finally seize power is not going to be looking to give it up. For some unfathomable reason, the person in charge isn't interested in another revolution so guess who's the first to be lined up against the wall and purged? The same groups that started the mess in the first place. Their leaders, their members, the rabble rousers (such as yourself) will all have fair trials where you'll admit to the best confession torture could buy. If you're lucky, they won't kill your family too, just you.

Just take a look at the recent /r/socialism mod fiasco. Literally the smallest amount of power anyone could ever hope to achieve, modding an anonymous internet forum (seriously, I can't think of anything else), and they've done everything they could to dig up dirt on the main petitioners so they could ban them. It's hilarious to watch.

Revolution means it comes around.

My dog has had dumps that were more intelligent than this post

this is even more retarded than agendaposting or mods circlejerking. consider deleting your account and also your life

Because there are people way more important than you who would be affected. Yes, even gay people.

In fact, I'd be willing to bet that gay folks find you more intolerable than we do. You're the Nancy who gives everyone else a bad name.

I want to see the US split into smaller countries. Let the midwest have their Trumps, let the coasts have their Bernies and Hillarys.

I want to see AIDS make a big comeback.

It's hilarious that you think that a bunch of whiney liberals would be able to win a civil war against the US military, a bunch of armed rednecks and every other moderate person in the country who happens to own a firearm when most of you chucklefucks get scared when you see a gun

I'm just glad you stopped shitposting in /r/askgaybros

Lmaooooooooo

How is this bait so successful? I'd honestly like to know.

I'm bored and /r/drama has been kind of stale recently so I'm taking the 1% chance there's something wrong with this guy's head, not just a troll, and running with it. Can't speak for anyone else.

Same. I'm able to suspend disbelief long enough to buy into an OP who is devolving into a dumpster fire.

Sorry, under my troll hat is a raging asshole hat. I'll leave the troll hat on tyvm.

While I give civilization as we know it 100 to 500 years tops before it collapses, Donito Cheetolini isn't going to be the guy that does it.

Accelerationism is garbage

2edgy4me

If you're waiting for the revolution for your life to get better you're going to be waiting a long time.

Why not work to improve your life now? I've known plenty of queer minorities and they're all capable of a lot more than complaining on reddit.

Oh wonderful, the "gay" troll

Oh my gosh, find a new novelty account, troll accounts don't last forever, man.

Cmon dude, I'm not falling for the act, honestly. And people are wise in up to your "personality", maybe drop this account and make a new persona?

As in this troll account is dated. People aren't going to keep falling for this stuff. You need to make a new account and pick a new troll persona to hook people in with. Maybe pick like a black woman, or a disabled midget. Or make a nazi altright nutter. Or try something original. The possibilities are endless here. At any rate, oppressed gay man is a pretty worn out stereotype, so yeah. Be creative!