Fair, but a) Dominos, and b) If we're concerned with how her butthole feels, cheesybread just seems more problematic than a nice, straightforward breadstick.
I've got some on my phone but I'd have to download the imagur app and ask my boyfriend if I could and make a throw away because my friends know my username and it's my day off...
Yes not happy just water marking her photos jewdank decided to water mark her ass as well. She later decided it looked trashy as fuck so she photoshopped it off her ass in pics and went back to the old watermark.
You know those sports logos? She had one done like that but with a naked girl (I assume she meant it to be her) in the middle.
Here's the best picture I could find of it. NSFW obviously. She hid it/edited it out of virtually all of her posts until she was called out not too long ago, and then made a big deal about how she was strong enough to post it and haters couldn't keep her down etc etc classic Jewdank stuff. Basically, she got a trashy tattoo and realized it was trashy and hid it.
One day, JewDank was visiting her friend's trailer after she got out of jail passing her local tattoo place.
"Hmm," she thought, "I could use a new tattoo".
So she had her friend give her some prison ink stepping into the tattoo joint with no plan, no goals, and ended up with some weird fucking tattoo on one cheek that kinda looks like some sort of sports logo.
Unfortunately, whilst shoving her 50 Shades of Grey buttplug up her arse on camera, she noticed it looked like shit. Not wanting to spend any money fixing that shit, she used Photoshop instead, because she has maddskillzz yo.
/u/_lilpoundcake won too. and without even caring or doing anything to bring this about. unless "not being a fucking crazy person" was her mastermind plot to bring jewdank down
RMS, POSIX be upon him, fucking died for my right to pay a Serbian NEET on a cat-image sharing website in American dollars to make proprietary flair to impress people even Dennis Ritchie would call autistic.
Lol. Well I appreciate the under-handed compliment. I'll level with you. I'm pretty selfish, I have no endgame or ulterior motives with JewDank. What could she possibly give me that I can't provide for myself? Naked pictures? Affection? When I made this account and started poking around, I came across a post of hers and some trolls giving her shit, so I said something. I didn't know her history, didn't care. I did receive a wave of love from the sort of people who frequent these subs. Now that is entertaining. First, you have to understand, I hate bullies. Period. Back when I was in high school, a kid I had just met in a class blew his brains out with a shotgun after he dropped his sister off at school. Why? Because he got pulled over in front of the school and didn't want to face the consequences from the bullies. He had been bullied for years. I had no idea. Had I know, maybe I could have done something. His parents would have a son and his sister her brother. Burying him, crying with his parents, crying with his sister, listening to some of the bullies brag about the hell they put him through after a special meeting I had to talk about what happened. It has all stuck with me. So, on one hand, I enjoy being an asshole or making myself a target for people like you and your friends. You don't know me, there is nothing you can do to bother me at all. I have fun trading dumb insults or being mean. I can't be that kind of person in my professional life. On the other hand, I absolutely despise and have no respect for people like you and your friends here. You are spending time, on Thanksgiving, trying to make life worse for a real person. Maybe it is her fault for putting herself out there, putting her face on here and tying her account with the real-life her, but I have absolutely no respect and am disgusted by all of you anonymous dipshits taking shots at her from the safety of your anonymity. If you, for example, posted your little rants via a YouTube video, where you would be vulnerable to criticism on how you look, how you sound, where you live...I would have a little more respect. The example I used when I was going back and forth with Dornish on here (until someone told me I legit hurt her feelings by asking these questions and pointing this out and to lay off, which I absolutely did) among what I've already said, is what would your grandmother say if you described to her what you are doing on here? How do you reconcile how much of a vile piece of shit you are on here to a girl on the Internet with who you are in real life? Obviously, you're ashamed and would rather delete your account than have your grandmother or someone you respect. I am too. But I'm not in denial and I'm not taking aim at real people and doing real harm. So, my end game with JewDank? Nothing. Personally. I like tiny blondes with big ol' boobies who will let me hogtie and throatfuck them. What's my MO? To make a guy like you just have one second thought before you post that next hateful comment that might have a real life effect on a real person. I'll type novel after novel, get made fun of by neckbeard after neckbeard if I can shine a little light on one persons life and make just one piece of shit, like yourself, reconsider what you're doing. So, random stranger that I will never meet, that is the truth. That is me leveling with you. I truly hope you'll take a little bit of it to heart and consider the real life impact you are having on real people. I'm not too proud to beg or make myself look like a white knight douchebag. Are you too proud to admit when you're wrong and try to be a little nicer?
Personally. I like tiny blondes with big ol' boobies who will let me hogtie and throatfuck them.
That's the best part of the pasta, coming out of FUCKING NOWHERE, and after a very maudlin story about some kid he didn't even fucking know killing himself.
Don't worry she'll be back shortly with a new account. r/drama can't get rid of her becaue she's not a whore she's an idea. r/drama can't kill the idea that they're a cyberbullying club that must be removed in a brutal fashion and that she's the one who won't stop reporting them to the admins until they're banned. Everyone needs to continue her good work and needs to white knight for her because r/drama keeps talking about all the things she actually did and said and they need to be stopped. r/drama has been allowed to function with impunity for far too long and I for one won't stand for it. Who will stand with me? I'll see you all very soon.
Amateurs like Jewdank benefit from guys paying her, otherwise they wouldn't do it for free. I don't even think ad money would be worth it. If we're talking about big porn companies then you could make that argument. We're talking about small businesses. But there's nothing small about Jewdank's ass.
Especially when she posts so much. I mean, I've been tempted to spend money on porn before, especially when it's something really hot that you can't really find anywhere, but she posts like, every day and didn't leave much to the imagination.
It's true that many posters rely on people to buy their videos or panties or whatever, but buying from someone as shitty as Jewdank? Nah.
I'm new to the whole jewdank drama so I have no evidence. It's not just jewdank though I just find the whole buying premium stuff to be shady. A lot of chicks on reddit will sell their premium snapchat for a "gift" they don't want to call it a payment because it will be easier to dispute. So these greedy cunts will ask for payments of gift cards etc.
Even more famous pornstars sell their premium snapchat, I currently bought one for $30 and I saw a lot of people complaining that it takes a long time for this chick to add you. I just think that if your going to be buying these premium stuff directly from the model and no third party there is a good chance you might get robbed.
Then don't buy it? I think JD was selling "lifetime" subs. Sorry, if you're stupid enough to buy a lifetime Snapchat sub, you don't deserve your money back.
And honestly, I don't find it shady at all. It's like anything else. They are providing something for money. Do your research before spending money. See what other people have to say about whether it's worth it.
If you offer me to buy your reddit account and I give you a $30 gift card and you just decide to not give it me, you don't that's shady?
If your offering a service and you intend to not give that service that shady. Yeah sure the customer might be stupid for buying it but that change the fact that, that is shady business. Honestly at this point idgaf if pornstars bitch about Tube sites. Mofos should be encouraged to pirate porn. Fuck these thieves.
What's your point though? Shady shit goes on all the time in business. It's a fact of life. That's why the buyer has a responsibility to do their research before spending their hard earned money.
And like I said, I haven't seen any actual evidence of this crazy chick scamming anyone.
She took money from preorders for a xmas video. She admitted to keeping the funds in the thread that caused her to delete her account. She said she was only refunding money to nice people.
She told another person to get a lawyer and sue her for their $25 back.
She also told one person she would only refund their money after wiping her ass with it first. She's a con and sassy apparently.
I'm glad mostly because I think she needs to get out and get some friends. Normal people don't conduct and invent Internet drama on a massive scale and/or rely on strangers to validate them at such an exceptional level. I know JD is hardly the only redditor guilty of doing this, but if she stays away from the Internet long enough to take care of herself and mental health I'm sure she'll see her quality of life and self esteem go up.
I think people are capable of change. In my teen years I was a psychotic, insecure bitch. I like to think that's not who I am anymore due to growing from my expierences and some therapy. Granted, I have an actual mental illness. Either way, that's not an excuse; I know.
If I can do it with an actual medical condition, I think that everyone who needs to with or without a medical excuse also can.
Sometimes mental illness goes unchecked because people confuse it with "that's just how they are" and don't encourage people to seek help they most likely need and instead polarize and isolate them. I'm not saying that's the case or that anyone online owes that to a complete stranger, or anyone.
But I mean you could be right. JD could have intentionally did it all with no regard for the consequences and that's really probably the case. Either way, that's shitty and I hope whatevers driving her to feel the need to do so stops and she learns from the experience.
What you think she won't come back? She loves drama. She loves picking fights. Reddit is the perfect place for her. She's already gone through 2 other accounts, this is just another. She'll be back in not too long under a different name.
Joins Reddit as "GoddessJ" and posts on r/feet a lot. Gets a large following.
Has an argument on r/feet with HawkGirl and gets run off the board.
Comes back as "TheRealGJ" and successfully runs HawkGirl off the r/feet board. Starts posting to r/gonewild
Gets a ridiculous following on r/gonewild and starts posting elsewhere instead, taking those people with her.
Starts posting on drug subs, talking about taking acid/LSD and shrooms while posting the odd picture of her with a bong.
Becomes mod of a few subreddits, sets up her own r/JewDank. Starts posting pictures more of her ass than anything else. Watermarking everything.
Argues with u/thediggitydank - loses handily to a more attractive, more popular redditor. Small scale drama, not a major loss as Diggity takes the moral high ground and leaves it.
Peak Jewdank achieved, videos, Snapchat and paid custom content was offered through her subreddit and r/asstastic, r/cumslutsgw, r/blacktears and other niche porn subreddits.
A wild Whitney Wisconsin appears
Reddit decides girl who takes pictures of her ass is morally superior to girl who fucks dogs. Jewdank RELENTLESS in her destruction of Whitney. Argument about money, Jewdank wins somehow. Jewdank made r/Drama mod.
Jewdank invents u/misterjewdank and u/dankmate - suspicions of vote manipulation arise. Starts doing raffles and giveaways of her Steam handle to "winners"
Still riding the crest of popularity, Jewdank decides to move city, do a podcast of "other redditors" and Porn Stars. Decides she is now a "brand" and "marketing genius"
Slowly slipping into madness, Jewdank starts displaying signs of insanity by clipping the wings of other girls in porn subreddits such as u/Scrandle and u/teenage_waistband, deleting their posts for absolutely no reason, coming up with bullshit excuses to ban them etc.
During this time, it is discovered Jewdank has a bunch of utter shit tattoos that she photoshopped out of her pictures for years. Argues about her ability on photoshop but is beat down.
Scrandle and Teenage Waistband make a post raising their issues and gain the support of the mods of the subreddits who notice that without them, they'd be left with pretty much just Jewdank's ass which after 4 years has become boring and stale. They decide to fuck Jewdank off all mod teams.
Jewdank bitchfits, goes full psycho and disappears for a week.
Jewdank returns, still bitchfitting.
Jewdank removed as mod of her own subreddit by the rightful owner. Bitchfits.
Starts trying to "trash the place" and get others to unsub. Others do not unsub and just laugh at her.
Posts a few shitty hip hop links in an effort to participate. Gets run off.
Deletes account.
He missed the best part of her history, where she joined CenturyClub and posted a selfie of her face covered in cum. They loved it and she became their mascot
Missing the /r/Drama south park post she made that was incredibly cringeworthy. It was getting mocked mercilessly for that that resulted in her leaving /r/Drama, happened way before the podcast stuff.
I knew there was somewhere but didn't know how to find it. Searching Jewdank or Jewdank South Park on reddit or google just returns a shitload of random /r/Drama posts.
1) The prosecution identifies that Jewdank purchases multiple sex toys. I request evidence of these other toys, and the only one I recollect is that shitty (you know that dumpster ass hoe doesn't clean out first) jeweled butt plug that's $8 on amazon.
2) It was known that she had these awful tramp stamps long before the photoshop drama. I think the assumption was that she used trick angles and clever photography to avoid having them seen. Turns out she's nowhere near that clever and just uses a blur brush (also, "amateur star" using an iPhone 5 to video? Yeah ok JD.). But it was months ago she was getting blown up for her back looking like a goddamn Nascar jacket (also that mirrored illuminati tat has to be the trashiest, most retarded thing I've ever seen in my life).
Wow, dude. I had no idea any of these even happened, and I follow most of these users. Thank you so much, this was a great read, and you are excellent.
I couldn't remember what set Bern off so spastically, so I went back and looked. It was a comment I made to some guy ego wandered in that I could find a better looking homeless girl within an hour.
So that's how I know it was a dankalt. Userpinging wasn't the issue, it was insulting her looks.
Garcia, I need you to look up suicides in Chicago trailer parks in 2017 and cross reference a coroner's report of a gaping, blown out butthole or a past history of mental instability.
Still riding the crest of popularity, Jewdank decides to move city, do a podcast of "other redditors" and Porn Stars. Decides she is now a "brand" and "marketing genius" removed as r/drama mod. Podcast never happens. Like a petulant child she decides to lash out at everyone. Stops taking medication.
You missed her business plan to sell tickets for "Jew Raves" so her followers could awkwardly gather together and "party" with her irl.
You missed a lot of the stuff that happened within /r/drama, e.g. the Whitney argument that spanned a billion threads, her continuous fight with Dornish that eventually got heelthebern deleted, the noodles fuckery where he imitated rierie and said he was going to rape and kill her
A girl called Whitney Wisconsin came onto reddit. A while back she was banned for a few things. Firstly, sticking her fingers in her pussy and making unaware guys smell them. Second openly admitting to allowing her dog to fuck her and filming it. The full story is out there I'm sure but she makes me retch so I can't help beyond this.
She used the promise of them to scam people out of money. Apparently a lot of people want to watch an unattractive 19 year old girl fuck a dog, as many started complaining about having sent her money and gotten nothing in return.
Her fingerbang "prank" videos are everywhere, you just have to google her name and wade through the shit.
I loved that JD apparently follows that Ginger Banks on twitter because she messaged her on reddit responding to the tweet bragging about how much bigger her subreddit is.
I really kinda feel bad for JD honestly. She's really young and clearly has issues. I mean when you're telling a chick who has a booth at the biggest porn convention in the world that you're a bigger deal than her because your subreddit has more subscribers than hers, you're either insanely delusional or tragically insecure.
During this time, it is discovered Jewdank has a bunch of utter shit tattoos that she photoshopped out of her pictures for years. Argues about her ability on photoshop but is beat down.
I never followed the Jewdank saga closely, but I'm curious about how bad her tattoos actually are. So, post pics.
You forgot her pre-Reddit origins. She started off as an actual pay cam whore under the name NatiAmour (like 2011 or so "Flirt4free") and then transitioned into Reddit whoring (I assume because it payed more?).
During this time, it is discovered Jewdank has a bunch of utter shit tattoos that she photoshopped out of her pictures for years. Argues about her ability on photoshop but is beat down.
Is way out of place. That was "discovered" atleast as far back as when she was still therealGJ
So why did she even go nuts? (Or more nuts than usual)
My guess is that she researched the flashlight thing, but no one wanted to help out a small timer like her and she didn't have the money to produce them herself. Rather than come back and say "hey, so the fleshlight isn't going to happen for a while" and ruin her reputation as a marketing master, she's cut and run.
Shouldn't have talked up that merch if you couldn't deliver, JD.
So why did she even go nuts? (Or more nuts than usual)
Shortly before she deleted the account she claimed that "thousands" of death threats drove her "batshit". Something to that effect. She always mentioned the notorious /u/kys_jewdank. Unfortunately she deleted all those comments before deleting the account.
Jesus Christ! After reading about all her porn activity I wasn't expecting someone that looks like my 12 year old babysitter. Are you guys sure she was even legal?
Those pics are all from her TheRealGJ days and are 2 or 3 years old. In recent posts showing her face, she had become haggard and looked in her 30s. Duno if this was because of drugs or too much sunbathing or both
What I dont get is the simultaneous worship but belittling of her. She sounds like a narcissist, is this sub not just giving her exactly the worship and controversy she wants?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-17
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n/a icyhat 2017-01-17
Orange. Shit, now I'm all flustered.
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n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
420
n/a icyhat 2017-01-17
Already beat you to it
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n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-17
less impressive since the last 4 posts are the same guy :/
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
My upvotes stopped at the t.
n/a nxqv 2017-01-17
I did get a good laugh out of it though
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-17
Instead of remembering today for some black guy, let's celebrate this holiday instead!
I hope she thinks of us when she kicks the chair out
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
Mir and /u/Oxus007, how can you not sticky this?
n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-01-17
/u/riemann1413 /u/zachums sticky this
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-01-17
DARK
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
We did it folks!!!
i knew we could do it!
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
Butch owes me money
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-17
You can refer all your legal issues to /u/ComedicSans.
n/a Pastelitomaracucho 2017-01-17
That will teach you not to be a white knight to camwhores
n/a IanPPK 2017-01-17
Charge back?
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
Truthfully, I lied on the internet here for comedic effect. But from what I gather she only accepted payment for this in nonrefundable ways.
n/a IanPPK 2017-01-17
So Bitcoin, Venmo and maybe PayPal.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
I wonder how her butthole feels about this? It was really the breadwinner out of the two of them.
n/a Chief_of_Achnacarry 2017-01-17
I predict a divorce.
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
What, like Olive Garden breadsticks or baguettes? Or are we talking San Francisco-style sourdough rounds?
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
No breadsticks can compare to Domnino's feta and spinach cheesy bread.
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
Fair, but a) Dominos, and b) If we're concerned with how her butthole feels, cheesybread just seems more problematic than a nice, straightforward breadstick.
(I am a pizza snob. Fair warning.)
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
You maniacs!
What hath we wrought?
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-17
RIP her revenue stream.
n/a MasterLawlzReborn 2017-01-17
Holy hell
So which one of you nerds wants to start posting pics of your butthole to fill the void she left?
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
It's not a gendered position is it? /u/Wacnews_the_White says my asshole is the greatest he's ever seen, and that guy is a butthole connoisseur.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
stahp
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
🙋♂️
n/a Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-01-17
👉👌
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-17
/u/assy-mcgee
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-17
Username checks out.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
/u/riemann1413 is the only drama mod stupid enough to post pics of his taint in public
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
What's wrong with free taint?
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
Free taint ain't free when there are autists who will hunt you down irl and murder-rape you to death like noodles
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
That's a good point. When are we setting up the /u/riemann1413 and Noodles official /r/drama fight?
n/a freet0 2017-01-17
Free taint? More like free it ain't am I right?
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
"Free taint 'taint nothin if it taint free" -- Anus Joplin
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
if noodles can track a man down using advanced taint analysis, he deserves the kill
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
Better watch it, he'll make a GUI in Visual Basic to track your IP.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-01-17
Woah, don't talk about ATA, that's nothin' to fuck with you know.
n/a bytewake 2017-01-17
tbh it would be impressive to track someone down from taint alone
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
True
n/a Brumaired 2017-01-17
I'm sure reddit will provide another maladjusted attention whore.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
Would anyone be interested in looking at a hairy Indian butthole?
n/a 11l1ll1l111l1lll1l 2017-01-17
I mean, a little...
n/a celocanth13 2017-01-17
/u/supergauntlet
n/a merqury26 2017-01-17
riemann
n/a theherps 2017-01-17
Well there are pics of my ass hole I've posted on reddit, but I'm too fucking lazy to go grab them
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-01-17
I'M SPARTACUS
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n/a drunky_crowette 2017-01-17
I've got some on my phone but I'd have to download the imagur app and ask my boyfriend if I could and make a throw away because my friends know my username and it's my day off...
n/a antihexe 2017-01-17
/r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole/
n/a LLAXIS 2017-01-17
/u/scrandle won
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-17
She won the day JD tattooed her ass.
n/a Uxbridge42 2017-01-17
Is there a story behind this?
n/a IsADragon 2017-01-17
Yes not happy just water marking her photos jewdank decided to water mark her ass as well. She later decided it looked trashy as fuck so she photoshopped it off her ass in pics and went back to the old watermark.
n/a heybuddyitsme 2017-01-17
The Genius Formerly Known as JewDank. Aka Donkey Brains.
n/a _fidel_castro_ 2017-01-17
What did she tattooed in her ass?
n/a Premiumtuna 2017-01-17
I'd like one tattoo, in my ass, please.
n/a cheeseburgerhandy 2017-01-17
here you go
n/a Premiumtuna 2017-01-17
Oh.
n/a PM_me_yo__BOOBIES 2017-01-17
You know those sports logos? She had one done like that but with a naked girl (I assume she meant it to be her) in the middle.
Here's the best picture I could find of it. NSFW obviously. She hid it/edited it out of virtually all of her posts until she was called out not too long ago, and then made a big deal about how she was strong enough to post it and haters couldn't keep her down etc etc classic Jewdank stuff. Basically, she got a trashy tattoo and realized it was trashy and hid it.
n/a Krossfireo 2017-01-17
I like how you posted the same picture twice
n/a PM_me_yo__BOOBIES 2017-01-17
lol I just noticed it. I guess I didn't actually copy the second link. Edited
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-17
here's another one http://i.imgur.com/zItTrJ5.jpg
n/a poop_dawg 2017-01-17
Oh fuck that's horrible
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
It really is a fucking awful tattoo.
n/a King_Eirik_Bloodaxe 2017-01-17
What is it? I never saw any of the unedited pictures.
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
I can't find a pic while at work, but it's this horrible MLB logo thing.
n/a Johnnykaba 2017-01-17
It looks like the new England patriots logo
n/a I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2017-01-17
You can see a bit of it here.
n/a Rezingreenbowl 2017-01-17
Don't worry. I gotchu
https://m.imgur.com/zItTrJ5?r
n/a King_Eirik_Bloodaxe 2017-01-17
Eeeew why?
n/a Chicup 2017-01-17
Lets meet up and fight the mayocide.
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-01-17
There sure is! It goes:
The Day JewDank Got a Shitty Tattoo
One day, JewDank was
visiting her friend's trailer after she got out of jailpassing her local tattoo place."Hmm," she thought, "I could use a new tattoo".
So she
had her friend give her some prison inkstepping into the tattoo joint with no plan, no goals, and ended up with some weird fucking tattoo on one cheek that kinda looks like some sort of sports logo.Unfortunately, whilst shoving her 50 Shades of Grey buttplug up her arse on camera, she noticed it looked like shit. Not wanting to spend any money fixing that shit, she used Photoshop instead, because she has maddskillzz yo.
The end.
n/a pennypun 2017-01-17
The story of a girl whose only income was her ass.
n/a pointmanzero 2017-01-17
and she couldn't even do that right.
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-17
/u/_lilpoundcake won too. and without even caring or doing anything to bring this about. unless "not being a fucking crazy person" was her mastermind plot to bring jewdank down
n/a LLAXIS 2017-01-17
Reminder that Jewdank spent at least $50 to buy a 2 second video of Tyrone telling lilp to shut up because of a petty internet argument
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
reminder that I'm yet to watch it
I don't click on any of her links fuck that
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-17
DONT BUY MY JUICE DONT CLICK MY LINKS
oldie but a goodie
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-17
Look, I dunno if you're still living up the NEET lifestyle, but you could always hawk dank custom flair.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
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n/a subpoutine 2017-01-17
Yeah, but now I know her weakness -- tasty goyish shekels.
n/a freet0 2017-01-17
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
Pathetic
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-17
RMS, POSIX be upon him, fucking died for my right to pay a Serbian NEET on a cat-image sharing website in American dollars to make proprietary flair to impress people even Dennis Ritchie would call autistic.
And I won't hear you say otherwise. Blocked.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
lol cheers 🍻 guy
n/a Chief_of_Achnacarry 2017-01-17
Why was Jewdank mad at you? (I missed most of this drama.)
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
I'm sure she'd give you a different reason but she just violently hates other girls
n/a heybuddyitsme 2017-01-17
I bet she tried to sign up for The He Man Woman Haters Club too.
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-17
I had actually forgotten this. probably because it so weird and embarrassing that my brain couldn't handle the cringe
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-17
Bro she makes more money than you'll ever dream of, and knows Spanish.
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-17
Did you know she also has a ... LAWYER!?
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-17
Marketing. Genius.
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-17
Professional. Editor.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Gaping. Arsehole.
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
He's a real bulldog, from what I hear,
n/a WearyTunes 2017-01-17
Ella sabe español.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
.
n/a you_get_CMV_delta 2017-01-17
That is an excellent point. Honestly I had never considered the matter that way.
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
Quality, compelling discussion from /r/drama as usual boys.
n/a Uxbridge42 2017-01-17
Oh man I always forget about this guy and then rediscover him hsha.
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
sweet
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
:3
trigger warning: weeb shit
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
I didn't click that
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
Off-topic but did You get that shirt yet?
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
actually i literally just got it today
its amazeballs
im just too sick to try it on atm
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
Jeez that took forever to get there. Oh well, hope you feel better soon though
n/a _lilPoundcake 2017-01-17
last time it took 2 months, im impressed with their speed now
n/a Vakieh 2017-01-17
Dude, your post is shit. Everybody knows this is the congratulations video you're supposed to use. Like dealing with a bunch of meme handicapped preschoolers I fucking tell you.
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-17
/u/NotApostolate should add her as a mod on /r/jewdank.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
Hmm, would there be a circlejerk about how much of an awful human being she is? If so, I wanna see this happen, her reaction would be golden.
n/a hestonkent 2017-01-17
Who?
n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-01-17
Hi newfriend.
n/a timothy1982 2017-01-17
Kys
n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-01-17
You won't get me down today, cerkies.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
Rude.
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-01-17
Normie get out
n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-01-17
Read this for a recap:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ogk8b/breaking_jewdank_deletes_her_account/dcja5zv/
You have found us on a truly historic day.
n/a GodInASimulation 2017-01-17
omg wow!
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
Haha neat!
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
Good one lol!
n/a A6MZer0 2017-01-17
Nice shot!
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-17
> clicks on the Other Discussions
> lols
n/a Nechaev 2017-01-17
We did it reddit!
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-17
Goodnight, sweet princess
n/a Oxus007 2017-01-17
Thank you for your service in this long war snally.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-17
/u/HeelTheBern weigh in please
n/a congratsyougotsbed 2017-01-17
Lol. Well I appreciate the under-handed compliment. I'll level with you. I'm pretty selfish, I have no endgame or ulterior motives with JewDank. What could she possibly give me that I can't provide for myself? Naked pictures? Affection? When I made this account and started poking around, I came across a post of hers and some trolls giving her shit, so I said something. I didn't know her history, didn't care. I did receive a wave of love from the sort of people who frequent these subs. Now that is entertaining. First, you have to understand, I hate bullies. Period. Back when I was in high school, a kid I had just met in a class blew his brains out with a shotgun after he dropped his sister off at school. Why? Because he got pulled over in front of the school and didn't want to face the consequences from the bullies. He had been bullied for years. I had no idea. Had I know, maybe I could have done something. His parents would have a son and his sister her brother. Burying him, crying with his parents, crying with his sister, listening to some of the bullies brag about the hell they put him through after a special meeting I had to talk about what happened. It has all stuck with me. So, on one hand, I enjoy being an asshole or making myself a target for people like you and your friends. You don't know me, there is nothing you can do to bother me at all. I have fun trading dumb insults or being mean. I can't be that kind of person in my professional life. On the other hand, I absolutely despise and have no respect for people like you and your friends here. You are spending time, on Thanksgiving, trying to make life worse for a real person. Maybe it is her fault for putting herself out there, putting her face on here and tying her account with the real-life her, but I have absolutely no respect and am disgusted by all of you anonymous dipshits taking shots at her from the safety of your anonymity. If you, for example, posted your little rants via a YouTube video, where you would be vulnerable to criticism on how you look, how you sound, where you live...I would have a little more respect. The example I used when I was going back and forth with Dornish on here (until someone told me I legit hurt her feelings by asking these questions and pointing this out and to lay off, which I absolutely did) among what I've already said, is what would your grandmother say if you described to her what you are doing on here? How do you reconcile how much of a vile piece of shit you are on here to a girl on the Internet with who you are in real life? Obviously, you're ashamed and would rather delete your account than have your grandmother or someone you respect. I am too. But I'm not in denial and I'm not taking aim at real people and doing real harm. So, my end game with JewDank? Nothing. Personally. I like tiny blondes with big ol' boobies who will let me hogtie and throatfuck them. What's my MO? To make a guy like you just have one second thought before you post that next hateful comment that might have a real life effect on a real person. I'll type novel after novel, get made fun of by neckbeard after neckbeard if I can shine a little light on one persons life and make just one piece of shit, like yourself, reconsider what you're doing. So, random stranger that I will never meet, that is the truth. That is me leveling with you. I truly hope you'll take a little bit of it to heart and consider the real life impact you are having on real people. I'm not too proud to beg or make myself look like a white knight douchebag. Are you too proud to admit when you're wrong and try to be a little nicer?
n/a nxqv 2017-01-17
I only read 5% of this wall of text but it smells like pasta
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-17
It is
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
Source?
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
HeelTheBern, Jewdank's No1 'white knight'. Wherein white knight is defined as screaming abuse at people and doxxing them.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-17
Against all odds I'm gonna miss the guy :'(
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5el0sk/udankmate_is_possibly_real/daek7sf/
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
How's it feel getting suspended for doxxing btw?
n/a incisorcist 2017-01-17
That's the best part of the pasta, coming out of FUCKING NOWHERE, and after a very maudlin story about some kid he didn't even fucking know killing himself.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
That's some tasty pasta right there
n/a Ambrosian88 2017-01-17
Lol k.
n/a Ambrosian88 2017-01-17
Ignores everything hateful thing Jewdank ever said and how many life's she may have possibly ruined, but please be nicer to her.
n/a ebay77 2017-01-17
When did he get his account suspended I missed that one.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-17
He tried to threaten to fix Dornish in the most cringy and pathetic manner possible. Just search for it in Drama, it's not more than a few days old
n/a fourcrew 2017-01-17
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2903624/images/o-BUSH-MISSION-ACCOMPLISHED-facebook.jpg
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-17
no way to guess what this image could possibly be
n/a fourcrew 2017-01-17
A meme as old as time.
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
keith olbermann meme
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-01-17
Le risky click XDXD
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-17
Don't worry she'll be back shortly with a new account. r/drama can't get rid of her becaue she's not a whore she's an idea. r/drama can't kill the idea that they're a cyberbullying club that must be removed in a brutal fashion and that she's the one who won't stop reporting them to the admins until they're banned. Everyone needs to continue her good work and needs to white knight for her because r/drama keeps talking about all the things she actually did and said and they need to be stopped. r/drama has been allowed to function with impunity for far too long and I for one won't stand for it. Who will stand with me? I'll see you all very soon.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-01-17
SRD MOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
Shut it.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
Nice try stops but we are never going back to SRD.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
i want to go back just to shitpost and ruin grandstanding circlejerks.
it's not fair :(
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
stops take pity, forgive this man!
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
tf is grandstanding?
n/a bytewake 2017-01-17
something that never gets enforced
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
I've seen plenty of grandstanding get stomped out. Think you mean "doesn't get enforced enough."
n/a HINDBRAIN 2017-01-17
Aren't about half of us banned from there?
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
:(
n/a OnlyCommentsHigh 2017-01-17
SRD is infested with PC police.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
I'm not, stow away in my trunk and I'll smuggle you in
n/a HINDBRAIN 2017-01-17
I'll carry you around on my shoulder and point at things I want you to downvote.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
Careful, you might get people banned for joking about brigading, their kegels might get all rustled.
n/a IanPPK 2017-01-17
If you posted to KiA ever, then yes, you are.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-17
This is a
gzipsub. Get the fuck out.n/a Sarcastic_Phil_Ochs 2017-01-17
.rar
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
is this copy pasta? it feels like it is
n/a stopspammingme 2017-01-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/SRSsucks/comments/1c8156/meta_srssucks_regular_ukamen935_is_shadowbanned/c9dyitd/
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
wat
n/a PantherChamp 2017-01-17
I'm wanking one out right now for Titty-senpai
n/a HausWhip 2017-01-17
Who's going to write the Jewdank recap?
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-17
Where would you even begin?
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-17
It all started with a butthole......
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-17
You could use the wiki page for histrionic personality disorder as an epigraph
n/a King_Eirik_Bloodaxe 2017-01-17
AKSHUALLY it started with some feet
n/a Graphitetshirt 2017-01-17
This is not a positive for anyone
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-17
Idunno man, it's been a great workout for my sides
n/a commabutt 2017-01-17
Now that's she gone..was she really that bad?
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-01-17
This is the first positive thing she's done for her brand.
n/a savantfool 2017-01-17
OMG is she finally gone.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Haha, don't be fool. She'll be back, and in greater numbers.
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
Sucks for the people who got robbed of their money
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
/>spending money on porn
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
Amateurs like Jewdank benefit from guys paying her, otherwise they wouldn't do it for free. I don't even think ad money would be worth it. If we're talking about big porn companies then you could make that argument. We're talking about small businesses. But there's nothing small about Jewdank's ass.
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
do you know what else is small?
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
your dick
n/a RaRaRaV1 2017-01-17
wow, way to be problematic
n/a PM_me_yo__BOOBIES 2017-01-17
Especially when she posts so much. I mean, I've been tempted to spend money on porn before, especially when it's something really hot that you can't really find anywhere, but she posts like, every day and didn't leave much to the imagination.
It's true that many posters rely on people to buy their videos or panties or whatever, but buying from someone as shitty as Jewdank? Nah.
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
Has there been any actual confirmation that she stole money?
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
I'm new to the whole jewdank drama so I have no evidence. It's not just jewdank though I just find the whole buying premium stuff to be shady. A lot of chicks on reddit will sell their premium snapchat for a "gift" they don't want to call it a payment because it will be easier to dispute. So these greedy cunts will ask for payments of gift cards etc.
Even more famous pornstars sell their premium snapchat, I currently bought one for $30 and I saw a lot of people complaining that it takes a long time for this chick to add you. I just think that if your going to be buying these premium stuff directly from the model and no third party there is a good chance you might get robbed.
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
Then don't buy it? I think JD was selling "lifetime" subs. Sorry, if you're stupid enough to buy a lifetime Snapchat sub, you don't deserve your money back.
And honestly, I don't find it shady at all. It's like anything else. They are providing something for money. Do your research before spending money. See what other people have to say about whether it's worth it.
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
If you offer me to buy your reddit account and I give you a $30 gift card and you just decide to not give it me, you don't that's shady?
If your offering a service and you intend to not give that service that shady. Yeah sure the customer might be stupid for buying it but that change the fact that, that is shady business. Honestly at this point idgaf if pornstars bitch about Tube sites. Mofos should be encouraged to pirate porn. Fuck these thieves.
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
What's your point though? Shady shit goes on all the time in business. It's a fact of life. That's why the buyer has a responsibility to do their research before spending their hard earned money.
And like I said, I haven't seen any actual evidence of this crazy chick scamming anyone.
n/a Lawless00 2017-01-17
Well then that's not being a businessperson that's being a fraud
n/a kidgurry 2017-01-17
She took money from preorders for a xmas video. She admitted to keeping the funds in the thread that caused her to delete her account. She said she was only refunding money to nice people.
She told another person to get a lawyer and sue her for their $25 back.
She also told one person she would only refund their money after wiping her ass with it first. She's a con and sassy apparently.
It's all here in the cache of her account:
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:AMIpeLoi17UJ:https://www.reddit.com/user/Jewdank/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
Joke is on these idiots who think a homemade masturbation video requires a production budget.
n/a KarlMarxican 2017-01-17
https://youtu.be/YfjTZLxekig?t=3m10s
n/a congratsyougotsbed 2017-01-17
/u/heelthebern on suicide watch
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-01-17
I felt sorry for her. But then I remember she gets paid to show people her butthole.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-17
I'm glad mostly because I think she needs to get out and get some friends. Normal people don't conduct and invent Internet drama on a massive scale and/or rely on strangers to validate them at such an exceptional level. I know JD is hardly the only redditor guilty of doing this, but if she stays away from the Internet long enough to take care of herself and mental health I'm sure she'll see her quality of life and self esteem go up.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
I think she'll remain the same shitty person only in a different venue.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-17
I think people are capable of change. In my teen years I was a psychotic, insecure bitch. I like to think that's not who I am anymore due to growing from my expierences and some therapy. Granted, I have an actual mental illness. Either way, that's not an excuse; I know.
If I can do it with an actual medical condition, I think that everyone who needs to with or without a medical excuse also can.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
You could argue it's the other way around. You had an illness, now it's being treated. For Jewdank, this is her. That is her personality.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-17
Sometimes mental illness goes unchecked because people confuse it with "that's just how they are" and don't encourage people to seek help they most likely need and instead polarize and isolate them. I'm not saying that's the case or that anyone online owes that to a complete stranger, or anyone.
But I mean you could be right. JD could have intentionally did it all with no regard for the consequences and that's really probably the case. Either way, that's shitty and I hope whatevers driving her to feel the need to do so stops and she learns from the experience.
n/a PM_me_yo__BOOBIES 2017-01-17
What you think she won't come back? She loves drama. She loves picking fights. Reddit is the perfect place for her. She's already gone through 2 other accounts, this is just another. She'll be back in not too long under a different name.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
I wouldn't wish that on her "friends".
n/a glmox 2017-01-17
if mlk were alive today, this is what he would want
n/a Jacksambuck 2017-01-17
She fares off better being judged by the content of her ass than the content of her character.
n/a Lunatick93 2017-01-17
Yet she never took a black dick on camera smh
n/a astra118 2017-01-17
eli5
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
Can someone make a bot to track when she comes back?
n/a WhiskeyWeekends 2017-01-17
I'm fairly new here so does anyone care to explain what a jewdank is and why it matters that he/she deleted their account?
n/a willfe42 2017-01-17
Camwhore. Because it's funny.
n/a WhiskeyWeekends 2017-01-17
Gotcha. Thanks.
n/a poop_dawg 2017-01-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ogk8b/slug/dcja5zv
She was a nightmare psycho bitch who liked to show off her butthole.
n/a willfe42 2017-01-17
So what's her alt?
There's no way in hell she's actually left the site.
n/a WrongLetters 2017-01-17
https://www.reddit.com/user/dewjank
n/a I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2017-01-17
/u/MisterJewDank
n/a MisterJewDank 2017-01-17
what?
n/a I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2017-01-17
Yes, play dumb as if Jew didn't set up this account for you and doesn't have access to it.
n/a MisterJewDank 2017-01-17
I doubt she knows the password as I said what the password should be.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-17
Ping /u/Jewdank to pay respects
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
Pour out a 40 of KY while you're at it.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-17
4.0 oz
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
Pump included
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
For those new to the whole Jewdank thing:
I hope she gets help now.
n/a OniTan 2017-01-17
That's great but you missed the transition from therealgj to jewdank and how she was trolling thrdiggetydank with the name.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
Edited, thanks :)
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
You're doing God's work, Son (or Daughter, or in-between/both/neither/attack-helicopter as the case may be).
n/a sureuare 2017-01-17
He missed the best part of her history, where she joined CenturyClub and posted a selfie of her face covered in cum. They loved it and she became their mascot
n/a jaggazz 2017-01-17
Lol. No
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-17
What kinda name is /u/scrandle, anyhow?
n/a bytewake 2017-01-17
it's provocative and gets the people goin
n/a dankyhashpants 2017-01-17
doesn't matter, her ass is fat.
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
Additional detail: the /u/TheRealGJ account was banned for vote manipulation.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
Again, added thanks :)
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Missing the /r/Drama south park post she made that was incredibly cringeworthy. It was getting mocked mercilessly for that that resulted in her leaving /r/Drama, happened way before the podcast stuff.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I'll add it in. Kinda hard to remember EVERYTHING though!
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
I will never forget the south park post. Never.
n/a PlvGdm 2017-01-17
Do you have a link? I want to read it too.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Someone made an archive here. The original post is long gone.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
There's a replica here
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
I knew there was somewhere but didn't know how to find it. Searching Jewdank or Jewdank South Park on reddit or google just returns a shitload of random /r/Drama posts.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
Here is a word-for-word copy, complete with gifs.
n/a 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2017-01-17
Objection Your Honor!
1) The prosecution identifies that Jewdank purchases multiple sex toys. I request evidence of these other toys, and the only one I recollect is that shitty (you know that dumpster ass hoe doesn't clean out first) jeweled butt plug that's $8 on amazon.
2) It was known that she had these awful tramp stamps long before the photoshop drama. I think the assumption was that she used trick angles and clever photography to avoid having them seen. Turns out she's nowhere near that clever and just uses a blur brush (also, "amateur star" using an iPhone 5 to video? Yeah ok JD.). But it was months ago she was getting blown up for her back looking like a goddamn Nascar jacket (also that mirrored illuminati tat has to be the trashiest, most retarded thing I've ever seen in my life).
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I'll add them in. This list is getting huge!!
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-17
FINALLY! I've been trying to figure out what that tattoo was supposed to say for months!
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-17
Yeah me too. I thought it said "Wehrmacht"
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-17
LOL! That would have been even funnier!
n/a poop_dawg 2017-01-17
Would have been somewhat fitting
n/a ditwliap 2017-01-17
Isn't the one on her ass the logo for the cam site she started at?
n/a pointmanzero 2017-01-17
I always miss the good shit.
n/a mrSFWdotcom 2017-01-17
Wow, dude. I had no idea any of these even happened, and I follow most of these users. Thank you so much, this was a great read, and you are excellent.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
tips Fedora
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
/u/Heelthebern gave up on her before Christmas. He turned his efforts to me and /u/shitlordcaligula and then doxxed me.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-17
I couldn't remember what set Bern off so spastically, so I went back and looked. It was a comment I made to some guy ego wandered in that I could find a better looking homeless girl within an hour.
So that's how I know it was a dankalt. Userpinging wasn't the issue, it was insulting her looks.
n/a incisorcist 2017-01-17
So was it confirmed he did the doxxing?
n/a IAmTheNight2014 2017-01-17
Rumors are already rising that she killed herself. What are the chances that's true?
n/a 2Cthulhu4Scthulhu 2017-01-17
Garcia, I need you to look up suicides in Chicago trailer parks in 2017 and cross reference a coroner's report of a gaping, blown out butthole or a past history of mental instability.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-01-17
Low. She'll be back.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
Zero, she has narcissistic personality disorder. She won't go through the self loathing people who commit suicide do.
n/a paddyl888 2017-01-17
murder suicide however...
n/a MysterManager 2017-01-17
Say what you will but she was an industrious little bitch.
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-17
She was indeed!
I will never forget this day: the day
the music diedI regained thirty seconds of my life which I was wasting on u/Jewdank drama every month.n/a I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2017-01-17
You missed her business plan to sell tickets for "Jew Raves" so her followers could awkwardly gather together and "party" with her irl.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I must have missed that - or willingly blocked it out.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-17
You missed a lot of the stuff that happened within /r/drama, e.g. the Whitney argument that spanned a billion threads, her continuous fight with Dornish that eventually got heelthebern deleted, the noodles fuckery where he imitated rierie and said he was going to rape and kill her
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I know, but I'm only one mind - I can't remember everything! Where does this fit in?
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
And this, where just before she killed the account she threatened to sue me for being an r/drama meanie who made posts about her.
n/a FuckTripleH 2017-01-17
Archive?
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-17
o jesus
n/a Ambrosian88 2017-01-17
Dang they're all deleted tho
n/a Pastelitomaracucho 2017-01-17
What a read.
n/a AntiLuke 2017-01-17
Wasn't she DankJew before Jewdank?
n/a digdugdigitty 2017-01-17
Nope, Jewdank was her most recent incarnation after TherealGJ.
n/a AntiLuke 2017-01-17
My memory disagrees with you but doing a Google search through reddit only gives one comment ever that agrees with my memory.
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
What does this part mean?
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
A girl called Whitney Wisconsin came onto reddit. A while back she was banned for a few things. Firstly, sticking her fingers in her pussy and making unaware guys smell them. Second openly admitting to allowing her dog to fuck her and filming it. The full story is out there I'm sure but she makes me retch so I can't help beyond this.
n/a ceslek 2017-01-17
Damn, where can I find videos of this stuff? So I know to avoid it?
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
Haha I'm not sure bro - could always have a look into her posts. Just do a search.
The argument she was having was that u/Jewdank didnt earn as much as her, but couldn't prove it.
n/a rasterbee 2017-01-17
The dogfucking videos never existed.
She used the promise of them to scam people out of money. Apparently a lot of people want to watch an unattractive 19 year old girl fuck a dog, as many started complaining about having sent her money and gotten nothing in return.
Her fingerbang "prank" videos are everywhere, you just have to google her name and wade through the shit.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-17
That's one piece of nasty white trash gone...
...For now
n/a purefabulousity 2017-01-17
I'm curious about what the 'utter shit tattoos' are, tbh.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
here ya go
http://imgur.com/zItTrJ5
n/a purefabulousity 2017-01-17
Jesus Christ that's fucking trashy.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
lol yes, yes it is
n/a Fawnet 2017-01-17
What's the blue and red one supposed to be? A highly stylized American flag, only with a scorpion stinger instead of red stripes?
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
It's some sort of MLG gaming tattoo, or at least an attempt at one
n/a Johnnykaba 2017-01-17
Botched new England patriots logo
n/a 0hmyscience 2017-01-17
where did this come from?
n/a FuckTripleH 2017-01-17
She would also occasionally ban porn stars and cam girls who've never heard of her because they actually make money showing pictures of their asses.
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I had no idea her net of crazy had gone to actual porn stars....jesus
n/a FuckTripleH 2017-01-17
I loved that JD apparently follows that Ginger Banks on twitter because she messaged her on reddit responding to the tweet bragging about how much bigger her subreddit is.
I really kinda feel bad for JD honestly. She's really young and clearly has issues. I mean when you're telling a chick who has a booth at the biggest porn convention in the world that you're a bigger deal than her because your subreddit has more subscribers than hers, you're either insanely delusional or tragically insecure.
n/a nanonan 2017-01-17
TL;DR
n/a dexceit 2017-01-17
does she still do drugs
n/a pooptypeuptypantss 2017-01-17
She used to do drugs.
She still does, but she used to too.
n/a srddog 2017-01-17
I never followed the Jewdank saga closely, but I'm curious about how bad her tattoos actually are. So, post pics.
n/a Pastelitomaracucho 2017-01-17
That's a lot of cellulite
n/a digdugdigitty 2017-01-17
You forgot her pre-Reddit origins. She started off as an actual pay cam whore under the name NatiAmour (like 2011 or so "Flirt4free") and then transitioned into Reddit whoring (I assume because it payed more?).
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
I.....avoided this because I'm pretty sure that White Knight fag mod would say it's doxxing her.
n/a Marshmon 2017-01-17
Poetry.
n/a koolaidman412 2017-01-17
Your inclusion of:
Is way out of place. That was "discovered" atleast as far back as when she was still therealGJ
n/a i_am_penis 2017-01-17
Whoa whoa you're just going to skip over the dog fucking part like it's not even a big deal? JewDank was seriously screwing her pooch?
n/a deadlypinfish 2017-01-17
Was she hot though? (Got here from a post on needs a mod)
n/a Shinjetsu01 2017-01-17
6/7 out of 10
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-01-17
Press F
n/a ______DEADPOOL______ 2017-01-17
Nnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!! D:
n/a suchsmartveryiq 2017-01-17
rip in pieces
n/a taterbizkit 2017-01-17
Oh sweet mystery of life at last you've fucked off!
n/a The_Reapulsive_One 2017-01-17
She'll be back with a new alt in less than a month.
n/a Mrnoone696 2017-01-17
Two months now.
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n/a theherps 2017-01-17
Honestly now where are we gonna find a camgirl to mentally break?
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-17
Bahhh
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-01-17
So why did she even go nuts? (Or more nuts than usual)
My guess is that she researched the flashlight thing, but no one wanted to help out a small timer like her and she didn't have the money to produce them herself. Rather than come back and say "hey, so the fleshlight isn't going to happen for a while" and ruin her reputation as a marketing master, she's cut and run.
Shouldn't have talked up that merch if you couldn't deliver, JD.
n/a Gonzzzo 2017-01-17
waitwaitwait...she seriously thought she was going to her own brand of fleshlights manufactured???
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
oh yeah, along with T-shirts (with no nudity!) and her PAWGcast. Since the PAWGcast clearly isn't happening, one of us should jump on that.
n/a Dankfan 2017-01-17
Still squatting those social media accounts if you want em.
Didn't go crazy like that other dude with the 40 variations, but pawgcast and thepawgcast are yours if you want em. Low low price of 0.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
naw, but do you have her trashy tat pics by any chance? A few people in this thread have asked about them.
n/a Dankfan 2017-01-17
Unfortunately not, I don't want that kinda aids on my hard drive.
I'm sure they're cross posted to other subs or up on torrents if you want to do a little digging. I'm at work on mobile so I can't at the moment.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-17
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5nwv8f/in_which_our_lovely_princess_jewdank_fires_shots/dcfah02/
n/a Rezingreenbowl 2017-01-17
Here you go. I keep the link copied on my desktop.
https://m.imgur.com/zItTrJ5?r
n/a PM_me_yo__BOOBIES 2017-01-17
Here's a few that I've been able to find: http://imgur.com/a/7pjnx
Honestly, it's trashy, but not as trashy as her Illuminati tattoo which she didn't seem to care about hiding.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-01-17
Shortly before she deleted the account she claimed that "thousands" of death threats drove her "batshit". Something to that effect. She always mentioned the notorious /u/kys_jewdank. Unfortunately she deleted all those comments before deleting the account.
n/a KYS_Jewdank 2017-01-17
Mission accomplished!
n/a SnakeEater14 2017-01-17
Where you at /u/sheepdank
n/a Sheepdank 2017-01-17
Bahhh
n/a SnakeFarmer 2017-01-17
But I enjoyed looking at her naked :(
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
there are plenty of woman im sure you would find more attractive
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
Ding dong the witch is dead.
n/a SuperBloops 2017-01-17
It's the end of an era
n/a in-tent-cities 2017-01-17
LEAVE JEWSTANK ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE(weeps)
n/a Tiammatt 2017-01-17
I have to say this saga of drama was among the most boring.
n/a hoseja 2017-01-17
So, has there been a picture of those tats of hers?
n/a ITworksGuys 2017-01-17
I learned how to filter users in RES because of her.
Thanks u/Jewdank.
n/a Dam_Kids 2017-01-17
Just when you think you're up on all the shit going on.
n/a throwawaywhatnow 2017-01-17
Her Instagram is still up.
https://www.instagram.com/jewdank/
n/a I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2017-01-17
That's pretty sad in light of current events.
n/a onyxandcake 2017-01-17
Jesus Christ! After reading about all her porn activity I wasn't expecting someone that looks like my 12 year old babysitter. Are you guys sure she was even legal?
n/a sureuare 2017-01-17
Those pics are all from her TheRealGJ days and are 2 or 3 years old. In recent posts showing her face, she had become haggard and looked in her 30s. Duno if this was because of drugs or too much sunbathing or both
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
she took it down, but i did notice one of her old imgur accounts was still up
https://goddessj.imgur.com/
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-17
WE DID IT REDDIT!
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
We did it folks!!!
i knew we could do it!
n/a Chefbot5000 2017-01-17
She'll be back.
n/a searingsky 2017-01-17
It's over
It's done
n/a M-C29 2017-01-17
Fuck /u/Iloveframes
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
if only she would have stuck with foot sucking.. she may have avoided all this
https://imgur.com/a/grack
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-17
Delet this
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-01-17
lol what?
n/a Cardiobunny100 2017-01-17
What I dont get is the simultaneous worship but belittling of her. She sounds like a narcissist, is this sub not just giving her exactly the worship and controversy she wants?