Remember the SA goon and manchild furry known as Shmorky? Turns out he's a pedophile
116 2017-01-17 by headasplodes
A bit of background on Shmorky. He was friends with the founder of SomethingAwful, Lowtax and lived with him for a while. You might be familiar with the time that he recorded his gf having a mental breakdown. He's a furry and has all sorts of gender identity issues.
So there's a KF thread about Shmorky and a couple of people showed up in it saying he used to roleplay all sorts of degenerate shit with one of them.
Shmorky's ex-gf (the one who he recorded having a schizophrenic meltdown) showed up last year and spilled a ton of beans on him. Here she is talking about how excited he would get when Lowtax's kids showed up at the SA 'office'
She's posted a lot more in that thread if you want to get more of an idea of the kind of person he is outside of being a pedo scat-loving furry. For example.
Since it's come out that he's a pedo he attempted suicide and Lowtax has been catching a lot of shit for letting Shmorky around his kids.
Sorry for the bad effort post there is a LOT of stuff on Shmorky so it's hard to decide what to include.
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n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-17
Damn. Isn't this like the third SA staffmember who turned out to be a pedophile? Jesus.
n/a chaosakita 2017-01-17
Multiple SA mods have been pedos
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-17
Slowbeef has a baby now.
Someone should call the cops.
n/a Ohforsureman 2017-01-17
there's a lot of weird SA mods but aatrek is the only confirmed pedo iirc.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
oh god, I remember FYAD/BYOB constantly gassing E/N and GD with Aatrek jokes.
n/a Elmepo 2017-01-17
Was he the one who posted in the mod forum like "hey guys someone doxxed me and found out i'm a convicted sex offender. If anyone on the forums talks about it can we just delete their posts mkay?"
I can remember slowbeef mentioning it at some point.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-17
Degenerate weirdos seek out obscure roles of tiny authority.
Such as internet forum mod.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-01-17
*glances at modlist*
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
glances at all of us
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-17
I'm not a furry or a pedo though
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-01-17
The only explanation is that Rich Loxtax is such a sick and twisted individual that his mental illness has gone meta - he must be a pedophilephile. While all the staff members he hired at Something Awful are secretly fantazing about molesting his children, he is fantasizing about their fantasies, sort of like some pedo version of cuckold porn.
Why have people like this not been drug out into the street and shot yet? Oh right, the inauguration isn't till Friday.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-17
This is...expected.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-17
It really was. I suppose the only surprise was that Lowtax must never have suspected despite weird behaviour around his kids. You'd think he'd be attuned to it.
n/a glmox 2017-01-17
i wouldnt want to admit to myself i'd let a pedophilic diaperfur babysit my kids either tbh
n/a zzork_ 2017-01-17
if only there had been some sign that he was a degenerate piece of shit
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-17
And being associated w/ Lowtax isn't a significant sign?
n/a LemonScore 2017-01-17
He claims he never left him alone with his kids.
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-01-17
Lowtax keeps failing to expect things. Like Uwe Boll's fist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
Can't ever post that video too much.
n/a MG87 2017-01-17
What a fucking dipshit, he couldnt be bothered to learn that Uwe Boll knows how to box?
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-01-17
it's Lowtax. the term "numbskull" was coined for that guy.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
Didn't Lowtax kick him out for this years ago, back when he was complaining about PewDiePie on that ~let's play~ thing he was doing?
n/a Chicup 2017-01-17
Its been maybe 10 years since I payed attention to anything on SA but when someone says Shmorky, the feeling was just "Oh yea, he sucked", comes to mind. I can't say I expected it, but I can't say I'm surprised either.
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-17
Wow those rp logs made me nauseous
Unironically kill all furries now
n/a awrf 2017-01-17
As a furry, I
please gas us all, I'm sorry
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-17
Fair.
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-01-17
I'm sure at least 10% of furries have some sort of being gassed fetish.
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-01-17
I wish. Then the problem would solve itself.
n/a Clopernicus 2017-01-17
Well yeah, SOME sort of being gassed fetish.
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
Stop talking, stop drawing attention to yourself, we don't care, we didn't want to know, almost everyone would prefer to forget you exist. You don't get e-cred for being the self-flagellating pervert.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
he's at 21 karma, clearly the e-creds are flowing into his system and encouraging more, bulging muscles expanding under diapered fur
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
That's changed already! Looks like a couple of the triggered dogfuckers managed to push more votes around "in solidarity", but can't address why they crave (any) attention so dearly.
n/a awrf 2017-01-17
give me cummies daddy :(
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
Only proving my point, dog cunt
n/a Skreamie 2017-01-17
What the fuck just happened
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
Dogfucking defence force in full swing. Don't speak bad about them! That's "virtue signalling"!
n/a awrf 2017-01-17
I jerked off to this yesterday, I may do it again tonight cause it's pretty hot tbh
n/a hlary 2017-01-17
hmm cum inflation at least 1/4th of your fetishes is in good taste
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
The average newspaper comic demonstrates more technical and artistic ability than this image. All this does is tell me about the poor quality standards of the furfag.
n/a awrf 2017-01-17
bruh stick with one trolling method, it's way more effective. The "brutal honesty" opener was very good but this "art is of poor quality" is just kinda weak
You should have made the brutal honesty cut even deeper, like, tell me how useless I am to society and how people here might be nice to me because they're somewhat amused by furries but that I'll never have real friends here because I'm a retarded degenerate
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
Dumb furshitter.
n/a serialflamingo 2017-01-17
Why?
n/a content_gator 2017-01-17
The only thing worse than virtue signalling is self flagellating virtue signalling.
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
You forgot to throw more labels at me, just to make it utterly clear you don't know what they mean.
Gee there's a lot of dumb dogfuckers on reddit
n/a _0x20 2017-01-17
Watch him go from "Im truly sorry on behalf of my dogfucker caste" to trying to slob it up as a deranged pervert, just two comments from the above.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
ABSOLUTELY HARAM!
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-17
this has been known for some time at the farms
I actually think Shmorky was way funnier than Lowtax and probably the funniest person on SA for a while.
but I was like 13 or something, so what the fuck do I know
n/a AN_EXPERT_REDDITOR 2017-01-17
You were being groomed
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-17
Back when we were 13, edgy extreme humor like SA and Maddox were what we liked.
n/a StopTalkingOK 2017-01-17
Maddox podcast has its moments
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-17
Fixed
n/a EternallyMiffed 2017-01-17
I hear Maddox cucked out on us recently.
n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-01-17
SA is edgy?
n/a HeavyFriends1970 2017-01-17
It was, but things changed around 2007-ish. Lowtax stepping back from the site in 2008 only accelerated its descent into a tumblr forum.
n/a onitsuka 2017-01-17
LF was a mistake
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Maddox was genuinely funny for like 5 minutes.
n/a ChaosDunkTheory 2017-01-17
There's been a huge meltdown on SA about it. There was a Shmorky mock thread in GBS that the admins (FactsAreUseless and Zen Death Robot) didn't care for. They kept closing the thread and Lowtax would go back and reopen it. Skipping some of the details here but it got out of hand when Lowtax said that using words like "retard" and "tranny" should be allowed on SA, which coincided with a thread Lowtax's wife posted in the Debate and Discussion subforum basically calling the mods out for banning people who disagree with their politics. This led to FactsAreUseless and Zen Death Robot threatening to quit. Lowtax backed down because he can't give up the two people basically running SA because they work for free.
Oh and now KF is doxxing random goons for reasons
n/a chaosakita 2017-01-17
Lol I started the Shmorky mock thread and I was very sad when it closed
n/a EternallyMiffed 2017-01-17
I knew SA was cancerous but that takes the cake.
n/a Darenflagart 2017-01-17
Why is it whenever I hear about Shmorky, my brain automatically interprets it as allegory for the entire forum over there?
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-17
Goons are highly autistic.
n/a Brumaired 2017-01-17
How the fuck did that trainwreck of a human being manage to land a girlfriend that stayed with him even after getting her arrested for bullshit? She has to be equally retarded, right?
n/a ChaosDunkTheory 2017-01-17
She is an actual crazy person
n/a chaosakita 2017-01-17
Yeah she is a crazy schizo who makes erotic hypnosis videos
n/a Crowsworth 2017-01-17
Does she now, got any links to them as this brand of crazy interests me.....for science....
n/a LemonScore 2017-01-17
Here you go, creeper:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIuqX7eCdio
n/a Crowsworth 2017-01-17
Thank you friendo. I have no sexual desires for this train wreck, but her channel is a little gem. I am listening to her singing, its fucking shit, but I can hear the mental illness in it. Fascinating stuff.
n/a StezzerLolz 2017-01-17
I can see why you come to /r/drama.
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-17
Lol it's not hard for anyone to be in a relationship, the ugly and/or retarded just date the ugly and/or retarded.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-17
Its almost as if degeneracy inevitably overlaps with kiddie fucking.
n/a sovietsleepover 2017-01-17
Ayyyyyy, dat Kiwifarms import drama. Even better it's about SA. I love these little links/chains that make the internet seem a lot smaller and more fucked up.
n/a pubic_centipede 2017-01-17
the thread on something sensitive where shmorky's ex-diaper friend spills the beans on their fuck up relationship is fucking hilarious
n/a Crowsworth 2017-01-17
Fucking disgusting chat logs aside...is something wrong with this dude (besides the obvious).
His voice sounds strange, but almost like its a put on but I understand some people have odd sounding voices. Its a fucking put on, which kinda puts a strange shade on the audio file of the woman having some sort of breakdown.
She is screaming about jews and shit, clearly a sinking ship, and I imagine him sat in some fucking nappy, fingering his shitty arse, and holding a rattle in his hand.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
He used to voice every one of his cartoons and his primary gimmick was sounding like a pedophillic muppet. Now that's come true, it's only more obvious in hindsight.
n/a hoseja 2017-01-17
I mean, SA is why we had SRS in the first place. They provided the nucleus around which the whole cancer of SJW crystallized.
n/a noretus 2017-01-17
SA goon is a pedo? Gee, what a surprising turn of events.
n/a CerseiClinton 2017-01-17
Sorry but for those of us out of the know, what is SA?
n/a KaBar42 2017-01-17
Something Awful.
An internet forum.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-17
Internet forum where you have to pay $10 to be able to post. People then get liberally banhammered and some of them then pay another $10 so they can post again. Weirdly it went from being like a 4chan for people who though they were above 4chan (they weren't) to being ground zero for shit like SRS and similar.
n/a ChaosDunkTheory 2017-01-17
4chan was actually an SA offshoot for people who got banned for posting underage anime porn
n/a EternallyMiffed 2017-01-17
To this day goons are extremely salty about anime in general after 4chan stole their thunder.
n/a CerseiClinton 2017-01-17
I have no idea how my life's been without this until now. Thanks!
n/a crudmaster 2017-01-17
My favourite part is how Shmorky wears a yarn wig
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-17
Wow. That breakdown recording is some grim shit. That bums me out. Are they both still as crazy and miserable, or has she at least gotten to a "better" place?
n/a ironic_meme 2017-01-17
Poop furries are the worst furries
n/a GodInASimulation 2017-01-17
He is CloverGender. Not a pedo.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-01-17
Does anyone remember lowtax Redditch username? Need to ping him to explain this faggotry.
n/a Nechaev 2017-01-17
u/sa-lowtax
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-01-17
What the fuck is up with Shmorky's voice?
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-17
Oh look another SJW pedo must be a day that ends in Y. Jesus what fucking lunatics. Him and his nutcase gf.
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n/a loli_aishiteruyo 2017-01-17
/r/Drama, you are better than this. Calling roleplayers and abdl paedophiles is like /r/lefwithsharpedge tier retarded.
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-17
There's no pedo sympathy here, loli one
n/a SuperShake66652 2017-01-17
MFW
n/a loli_aishiteruyo 2017-01-17
Boy, do you even know who I am?
n/a Azalas_Valentine 2017-01-17
A potential child rapist?
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-01-17
can't wait until fyad starts ripping itself apart trying to defend both sides
I honestly fucking though Lowtax was exaggerating when he ~broke up~ with shmorky, because Lowtax always makes tries to make people he starts hating on into anime lovers, but it turns out he wasn't. Wow.
n/a Obsrver98 2017-01-17
Daily reminder that no matter how much of a degenerate you are there's always someone worse.
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-17
Thank goodness
n/a Faked_Beans 2017-01-17
fuck you if you think I'm reading any of that bullshit
n/a FlaccidFlamingo 2017-01-17
The internet was a mistake.
n/a Mexagon 2017-01-17
Lol you're telling me the precursors to srs and ghazi are all pedos? I for one am shocked!
n/a kaiserpuss 2017-01-17
I don't get what's going on with the guys voice in that recording? It's fucking creepy.
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-01-17
Paging /u/xnotch.
This would be useful the next time lowtax tries to drum up his website by targeting you.
Dude still has a tweet about you pinned.
n/a MG87 2017-01-17
Man, this is a whole new level of retardation.
n/a yellowbridgefan 2017-01-17
Something is just not right with this boy. This is straight up demonic. Does anyone have a link to the audio recordings of his voice?
n/a Ohforsureman 2017-01-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV5ECmLlgY