Is OP in r/drugs a narc for calling the cops on his violently masturbating friend? Is there a better way to handle someone who is cupping farts and fingering their butthole? Find out within.

24  2017-01-17 by shitlordcaligula

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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So this all starts when I pulled up to my dudes house to buy acid the other day and my friends Zack and Robert were there too. I talked to them for a min and they said they were tripping at Zacks house that night with another friend of ours named Dave cause zacks parents were in Hawaii. I agreed to come and I showed up to zacks house at 8:00PM, and took my acid then. Zack, Dave, and Robert all took their acid at 7:30 before I got there.

So we all chill for a while and after like an hour we realize this is some strong shit. Me and Zack both took 2 hits, while Dave and Robert took one and a half. We start tripping balls and Dave starts acting weird af. It's his first time taking acid and he was tripping pretty hard. We try to help him and talk to him but he just kept getting worse. He gets stuck in these thought loops where he'd talk about the same shit over and over and then repeat everything. He wasn't very responsive to anything we said and we couldn't really get through to him he just kept on repeating the same shit.

Me and Robert decide to go out to my car and smoke a bowl. We do that and when we come back Zack is yelling for us to come inside. We get inside and what I saw still disturbs me to this very moment. Dave was laying on the couch without any pants on jerking the absolute FUCK out of his dick and still yelling random thought loop shit. And it wasn't just like walking in on your friend beatin' it jerking off, it was some primal, animalistic shit. I was tripping nuts too. I was so repulsed, I almost threw up.

We started screaming at him to fucking stop and to put his pants back on and he gets up, takes his shirt off too so he's butt ass naked and starts chasing us, still beating the fuck out of his erect penis. It was fucking terrifying. We booked it and he stops in the kitchen and starts fucking shit up, breaking bowls and vases and walking around on it barefoot, slamming shit and throwing shit still jerking his dick.

I call my sober friend Casey to come out cause he's a big guy and we were all tripping balls, he goes in there and tells him to stop jerking off and shit and he won't, he just sits there tuggin' it and yelling CECILIAAAAAA (I think he was talking about some girl) and my friend also tells me that he farted on his hand, smelled it, then fingered his bhole and started trying to touch my friend Casey's face, so Casey's slaps his arms away and comes outside with us. Dave is still jerking his dick like a crazy person and breaking shit inside. He was acting like a crazy person. He also pissed all over Zacks kitchen, it was fucking disgusting.

He'd been doing this shit for like 3 hours at this point and Casey and Zack are sitting in Casey's car. I'm standing there telling Zack to call the fucking cops cause that's the best thing to do. All of a sudden Zack goes into thought loop mode just like Dave and starts talking about random shit! I say fuck it, I'm calling the cops. Casey boots Zack out of his car and takes off, Zack goes walking inside still talking about random shit. I half excepted to go in there and see Dave and Zack buttfucking each other or something. Robert and I jump in our cars and take off, still tripping balls. I called the cops and said I was the neighbor (lol) and that the neighbor kid had taken some acid and was fucking up the house and was jerking his dick and shit and gave them Zacks address. After that I booked it into town to my gfs house and hid out. We listened to the police scanner and they had to call for backup and 2 ambulances. I wish I could find out how they took Dave down, I'm sure he was still jerking his dick when the cops got there. Both Zack and Dave get taken to the hospital.

The cops ended up coming to my house and I talked to them for a few mins before hey started asking shit about drugs so I told them I wasn't answering any more questions and to leave, which they did. This just happened the other day so I hope I'm in the clear. They had some officer with them who said he was trained to recognize what drugs people were on and he told me I was tripping. I just kinda stared at him. Anyway yeah that's my story, I still can't get the image of Dave sitting on the couch jerking his dick like it was the last day he could ever do it out of my head.

Edit: I talked to Zack and he said he was beside Dave in the hospital and that he was throwing up and still trying to jerk his dick

Edit 2: fuck anyone who thinks I shouldn't have called the cops, I probably saved Dave's life

Edit3: again fuck anyone who's giving me shit for calling the cops! You weren't there, you don't know what was going on. Fuck you idiots! I hope none of you have friends cause I sure as hell wouldn't wanna do drugs with any of you if you would just ditch as soon as somebody starts doing fucked up shit. I sat there for over 3 hours trying to calm Dave down and he was only getting worse so fuck you

at least /u/h3ct1k knows how to hang in there for a buddy.

they were tripping at Zacks house that night with another friend of ours named Dave cause zacks parents were in Hawaii.

"Mom, Dad...

How was your trip?"

pussy move tbh

I didn't call the cops and run away. We tried to calm him down for fucking hours and he was only getting worse, more violent, and was breaking more shit.

yeah at which point you called the cops and ran away. calling them is one thing, calling them and then not even having the balls to stick around and make sure the situation is clear when the authorities arrive is quite another. you pressed the nuclear button and then fucked off so that you wouldn't get caught in the explosion.

You have no clue what you're talking about, just like half of the other people in my thread. I didn't press the nuclear button and fuck off. I called 911, and made it very clear to them what was happening. You weren't there and you didn't see how crazed he was. There was no way we were going to hold him down. But thanks for your expert advice.

wow you guys must be absolute pussies if the three of you can't restrain one single dude

acid strength isn't a thing fyi

Yes it is FYI Ive seen it twice with my own eyes but keep telling me it's not

it's not

it is

weird how it only seems to happen to you and no-one else ever talks about it

Google it dipshit

yes "acid strength" is certainly likely to get me results relevant to this conversation

https://www.google.com/amp/s/patch.com/california/millvalley/amp/18762247/bloody-teen-on-lsd-had-superhuman-strength-emergency-responders-said?client=safari

Here, I did I for you cuz you're too dumb. Literally the first article I came across. There are like 100 more. Fuck off idiot

that has nothing to do with acid and everything to do with adrenaline, obviously

it's also a situation far more severe than what you've described in your post. the kid wasn't just wanking and smashing shit, he was literally covered in blood. anyone will experience an adrenaline rush in that situation.

i mean, did you even try to restrain him? if not, how could you possibly know that he had "superhuman strength"?

Because I have fucking eyes? Do you think maybe Dave had some adrenaline going? No way, that'd fuck up your narrative. So that can't be it. Bugger off now

"because he did" wow great answer

also you came here and i didn't ping you, you're free to fuck off any time you desire

So are you

Yes. This is why i come here.

lmfao what

i post here on the reg you absolute donut

I don't give a shit you're still welcome to leave

lol

This kid needs to be taken to military camp in a helicopter at 3am

Please tell me youre trolling at this point?

Don't ever drink alcohol kiddo.

Yeah I've drank plenty of times but thanks for the advice. The same kid got drunk a year ago and took off all his clothes that time too.

Hopefully you dont drive after you drink. Because it was pretty fucking stupid to drive while tripping on acid. You need to grow up

I don't drink and drive but thanks for assuming things off of instance

And I'm a fucking teenager I don't need to grow up

kek

Try learning to read because i sisnt assume anything.

And I'm a fucking teenager I don't need to grow up

I knew a lot of people in high school and early college like that. Looks like you will learn the hard way as well

hello, OP!

how's your buddy doing?

He's alright, he was at school today

after walking on broken glass?

is his girlfriend Cecilia?

Not his gf but I found out it is some girl he's fucked around with

back up. I thought he walked on broken glass.

He did. He broke a glass vase in the kitchen and was throwing porcelain bowls and plates everywhere shattering them. He mainly was in the living room and us in the kitchen but every once in a while he'd come out to the kitchen and we'd run out outside while he fucked stuff up

how is he at school if he was walking on broken glass?

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't moved and changed his name.

No one at school really knows what happened other than the SRO. So I think he's good. Him and Zack are the only two who knew so I doubt they're gonna tell anyone. And yeah I mean I'm sure he cut his feet up. His was in the hospital so they prolly just bandaged him up

Is she breaking his heart? Shaking his confidence daily?

No idea I don't know her

So you weren't down on your knees?

OP is a retarded little boy he doesn't understand the reference

Why did you dose him so much with shit you've never personally tried, if it was his first time? That's the shitty part, imo.

Did you read the story? I didn't dose him with shit, I've said this a hundred times. Robert Zack and Dave took their shit 30 minutes before I even showed up.

Literally everybody thinks you're a douche for this. Stop arguing your point. He shouldn't even be your friend anymore.

If by "literally everybody" you mean you and ~10 other assholes then yeah, you're right. Lmao

I did. Everybody was calling you a douche.

All the douches at the bottom including you are calling me a douche...

Sure. Keep telling yourself that, snitch.

You do know the LD-50 for acid is like absurdly high. He wasn't going to die, especially two tabs (fuck even two window panes). Should have strapped him

No shit dude, I wasn't worried about him overdosing, I was worried about him beating violent and breaking shit and hurting himself.

I mean it's acid. Shits going to go south.

/u/thenewme23 if you can't handle the consequences of doing drugs and have to call the popo because "wahh I'm scared" ESPEPECIALLY with something semi-harmless like LSD, stop doing drugs

Haha you're hilarious. He wasn't being semi-harmless. He was extremely violent. I don't think turning into a fuckin violent maniac are part of the consequences of LSD.

I don't think turning into a fuckin violent maniac are part of the consequences of LSD.

So your buddy did some other drug?

No? Then yes, this was a consequence. Some people don't need "trip sitters" but it seems like you lot are so irresponsible you do. 3 people can restrain one person easily (unless we're talking about meth or PCP)

Okay dude forgot you were there and saw how crazy he was. Don't you think if we could've held him down we would've?

You need to learn to use drugs responsibly and not fuck people over

Don't you think if we could've

You probably could have if not everyone was tripping. Your recollection of the event is suspect because you were high. It's entirely possible you "could have", however, your judgement was blurred by hallucinogens.

And that's not even getting into "well I called the cops and ditched him". That's fucking vile. You call the cops, you STAY there and explain the situation

There was a video on puclicfreakout or something a month or two ago of some 14 year old on LSD. Friends or neighbours call cops because he is outside, naked with a dinner fork. Cops gun him down. Bet you'd feel like a right cunt if cops found your mate holding broken glass and turned him into a lead pin cushion /u/Thenewme23

Bet I'd feel like a cunt if I didn't do anything and he hurt or killed himself too

Exactly you didn't do anything, you ran like a coward. Either way a cunt is what you should feel like.

Ha fuck you dude you're a cunt

The consensus seems to be you are. Try again degenerate.

Did I hurt your butt

No your ex friend probably hurt his, while making eye contact with you. Enjoy that image.

So by that logic you would support your mates calling the cops on you when you got in the car and drove while tripping hard? Honest question.

It's pretty bullshit you haven't answered this question. You keep defending yourself but I think this is the crux of the issue. Not answering it makes me think you would not be cool with it and are therefore chatting shit.

Suck my dick dude I don't have to answer to you or anyone else

Right which means you absolutely would not be cool with that. So you know what you did was bullshit and won't admit it. At least now we know.

What a fucking hypocrite.

damn. I feel bad for the cop who has to live with that. Seems like they tried.

what shithole do you live in that uses ed.reddit.com?

Aleppo. Why?

I've got a pie for you

Last time someone offered us a pie, I lost half of my family in the blast. We're on to you.

aww I was trying to make a dirty joke :(

last time someone tried to make a dirty joke, I lost the other half of my family.

keks all around

calling an ambulance was probably a better idea but i dont blame this dude at all

Hey /u/thenewme23, buy the ticket, take the ride.

Yeah you're right I should've just let my friend hurt me and my friends and himself. Perfect plan

Two things.

  1. You and your crew shouldn't do drugs because you clearly can't handle it. Between the freak out, calling the cops, and no trip sitter its quite obvious you're a kid.

  2. Don't be a bitch when someone gets the fear. You clearly don't understand the fear or how to handle it. And so you should avoid things that manifest the fear.

You bought the ticket and then bitched out on the ride.

Yeah if you call being scared shitless for 4 hours while my friend freaked out and fucked stuff up then yeah I bitched out on the ride.

It's called fight or flight, and you clearly flew, thus you are a bitch.

/u/thenewme23 you don't call the cops on a badly tripping friend and leave them alone for the cops. You're a piece of shit.

Suck my dick

Present it

If cupping your farts is wrong I don't wanna be right.

Drugs are for degenerates.

Which drugs?

That sub is full of degenerates who are cancer on healthy tissue of the society.

The only OP's bad deed was to not turn himself in.