Men are all rapists. Denying this is just being willfully ignorant.
The 9/11 bombers were men.
The delivery person who forgot the sauce for my tendies was a man.
The jerk who Stacy took to prom after laughing in my face at my heartfelt invitation spelled out in daisies on the football field at halftime against Uptown Prep was a man.
This is why feminism is fucking cancer. The MAN is supposed to take the WOMAN to prom. A reversal of this is why babies are having their dicks thrown in a meat grinder EVERY DAY.
Well when all else fails... you can always have principled, cordial, devoid-of-sarcasm-and-mockery conversation with the other person, and treat them nicely?
Men have to register for selective service when they turn 18. The same thing should be required of women, but in the form of a sex draft. Any man who does not have a gf should be entitled to one sex per month. Rules similar to jury duty ought be used to ensure its fair for all women. Sex costs women nothing, so there's no downside.
Sex IS a human right and men ARE entitled to sex. It's as much a biological imperitive as food or water. The only reason it's not currently required of women is because it's a mild inconvenience and our society caters to women.
It's not enslavement because food stamps and warfare in general requires that SOMEBODY at SOME point work for free to pay for it. If women want to live in a civilized country, they need to register for the sex draft. I guarantee you every single mass murder, and the majority of regilar murders, would not occur had the killers had regular sex. It really is that powerful.
My bank account is protected by a special code, one that can only be unlocked by throwing, running, and backing up into a narrow parking space without getting out to look.
46 comments
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-17
Sitting on my toilet, taking a shit
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-17
obligatory
n/a phedre 2017-01-17
Same.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-17
Ah, so that was you who was sitting next to me.
n/a niggerpenis 2017-01-17
Neat! That makes you guys shit buddies.
n/a zzork_ 2017-01-17
/u/joan_wayne_gacy what say you huehuehu
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-17
wtf bro. dont appropiate my culture bro
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Think about this logically folks:
Men are all rapists. Denying this is just being willfully ignorant.
The 9/11 bombers were men.
The delivery person who forgot the sauce for my tendies was a man.
The jerk who Stacy took to prom after laughing in my face at my heartfelt invitation spelled out in daisies on the football field at halftime against Uptown Prep was a man.
Fucking men, kill em all.
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-01-17
I think Stacy's the bitch in that situation
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Her mom has it going on tho famalam.
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-01-17
Stacy can't you see, all that TOXIC MASCULINITY
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
This is why feminism is fucking cancer. The MAN is supposed to take the WOMAN to prom. A reversal of this is why babies are having their dicks thrown in a meat grinder EVERY DAY.
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
But if it's white babies that's good right?
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
I can't remember which character I'm supposed to be playing, so I'll default to "yes".
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Gets damn confusing, doesn't it? And we can't fall back on the "blank blank is a pedo" or "docco is skinny cerkies" jokes like in discord.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
Well when all else fails... you can always have principled, cordial, devoid-of-sarcasm-and-mockery conversation with the other person, and treat them nicely?
So, how was work today?
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
It was good except a ghost kept trying to molest /u/thydocco because he mistook the ginger's emaciated body for that of a child.
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
Doesn't make sense. Why would anyone want to touch a ginger? That's a stain on one's honour that doesn't wash off.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
Quit kink shaming my ginger fetish fam
Although that doesn't extend to the guys. I agree that they're gross af
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
We live in a sick world.
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-17
Delete this
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-01-17
I'm trying to expose that rascally ghost. If not for you, join me for his numerous other victims
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-17
Delete this
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
only if you drain my balls first
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
say the word, I know you got $$$, which is literally the only good thing about any man ever
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
what about the penis?
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Trust me honey yours ain't nothin to brag about 💁
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
that's not what your mom said
get it? the joke is i fucked ur mom. next level stuff. thanks for appreciating it
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Where can I send the check m8? Master classes in humor shouldn't be free.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-17
...how?
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-17
whoa...
n/a zzork_ 2017-01-17
does it vibrate? no? then who gives a shit?
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
Well, the ones with huge dongers might be worth keeping around for concubines, so once I'm done with your money I might not murder you.
n/a Zachums 2017-01-17
This is how spermjacking happens.
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-17
wow how is a prominent member of the feminist cabal this sexist
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
i'm obtaining enthusiastic, verbal, affirmative, and continued consent from /u/DornishRedViper, what's the problem here
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-17
WOW JUST BECAUSE SOCIETY HAS FORCED HER TO REACT LIKE THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS
WHO EVEN ARE YOU???
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-17
misogyny isn't all she's bout to internalize
waddup
n/a ThyDocco 2017-01-17
This is disgusting!!
Someone ban this abuser
n/a SpookyMood 2017-01-17
No contract means you are basically a rapist.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
Men have to register for selective service when they turn 18. The same thing should be required of women, but in the form of a sex draft. Any man who does not have a gf should be entitled to one sex per month. Rules similar to jury duty ought be used to ensure its fair for all women. Sex costs women nothing, so there's no downside.
Sex IS a human right and men ARE entitled to sex. It's as much a biological imperitive as food or water. The only reason it's not currently required of women is because it's a mild inconvenience and our society caters to women.
It's not enslavement because food stamps and warfare in general requires that SOMEBODY at SOME point work for free to pay for it. If women want to live in a civilized country, they need to register for the sex draft. I guarantee you every single mass murder, and the majority of regilar murders, would not occur had the killers had regular sex. It really is that powerful.
n/a squarefaces 2017-01-17
Is this an r/incels copypasta or are you just a genius?
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-01-17
These are my true thoughts and feelings. I thought we knew each other?
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
My bank account is protected by a special code, one that can only be unlocked by throwing, running, and backing up into a narrow parking space without getting out to look.
n/a DornishRedViper 2017-01-17
so you're saying no Asians?
n/a SkekEkt 2017-01-17
shamefur dishpray!
you derete this now ok?
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-17
IF anything, it's become /r/circlebroke2 in the last week or so.