I bet JR that we couldn't make /r/all

234  2017-01-18 by AnnArchist

If we do or don't I won't post nudes.

138 comments

whats that

Eya!

RED LEADER

EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

N-NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

Mod me

tit 4 tat

Mod me too

how the fuck does /r/insertions have 40k subs.

It's porn, there's. Lot of pervs out there. Want an add?

not really, no, but I feel like /r/whytrumpwon has a lot of potential.

That sub just has one dude posting shit. I'm fine with pro trump stuff, but if one person posts a trump is a retarded post, he'll post 10 more. I want more diverse content tbh.

Id just be linking threads to social justice warriors social justice warring

That works too. I don't care about what people post, I'd just like diverse content. Sort of a drama battle zone.

"works"

NEETS and social science majors gotta bust themselves someway

wow you're not wrong. /u/loktaiextatus how much did your trump bodypillow cost?

lol I was just making peace with his content. He's welcome to post as much as he'd like.

i agree, i just figured he's the kind of guy who could help me find a sweet deal on that kinda thing

You can talk shit too, because fuck censorship!!!!

Im married and dont need a body pillow... but if body pillows are your thing Im sure /r/waifu will do you a solid.

Oh hai friend!

Hello!! I was summoned by the darkness that is mentioning my username.

Welcome to drama. This is kind of the origin of the other sub. Feel free to stay.

Thanks. Ill come and go. Amazon is trying to sell me a vacuum I already own on the sidebar though...

I'll be a mod there, fuck it

You're not the top drama mod. What do you bring to the table?

I can provide the tendies

Make some for /u/captainmemer

You already know I'm bringing cans

PMed you a label.

oh fucks sake, i spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out shitty gimp to make that pic too

me 3

meow_irl good enough fur you?

Nice

Mother fucker is that THAT easy to be a mod?

meow_irl good enough fur you?

Dubs

However, that's good enough for me 😏

OMG THIS IS REAL EVERYONE. THIS IS NOT A TEST. REPEAT THIS IS NOT A TEST

Inflated if on the ball.

Diamonds if on point.

Downvoted tbh

benned

Upvoted

If I could play Little League in 2017, I'll bet I'd kick all those little fuckers asses this time. I'd be like this towering monster, that takes on whole teams single-handed and wins.

Well, just pretend you're a 12 year old Honduran...

Yeah, he's some Nigerian player that played for Lazio under 21's. Some people speculated that he might not actually be 17...

Some people speculated that he might not actually be 17...

Noooooooooo... can't be. Looks like a baby face to me!

My manager asked me how old I thought he was without first showing me the story. I guessed mid-forties.

Jewdank mentioned she's watched several snuff pornos so I pulled that from a snuff mango

Which you coincidentally had sitting right on your desktop.

it's actually from one of my subreddits what kind of sick person do you take me for??

mod me bby i apologize for assuming!

Only when you've fallen further

I'll try my best, I'm sure you'll let me know when I'm ready bby

How did you find it? Hit the back button?

Look I'm sorry I was looking at eyeball licking, then eyeball eating, then very strange things showed up

Slicing up eyeballs

I want you to know

I am un chien andalusia

Now that I know what the words are it doesn't make any more sense.

TIL

Too bad the national treasure of the US, Al Goldstein isn't around anymore. If she had or watched an actual snuff film, she could have a nice $10,000 off of it.

Why's that?

He believed that snuff films were bullshit urban legends. He put the bounty on one, you could keep it, just so that people would be more willing to prove if it actually existed. Al Goldstein was awesome, think of a much more trashy Larry Flynt.

Isn't that an excuse to make one

$10,000 isn't really that much, I could see $50,000 being more of a motivating factor. It would have been easy to film one in a 2nd world country a little after the fall of the Soviet Union.

Like I'm fairly rural, can't I lure some homeless people into the forest, use a couple trail cams and camcorder, maybe a thousand in expenditures and 9k in profit?

Or fake it for about the same cost?

Unfortunately he died 4 years ago, but you could always have some fun without getting paid. I'm not kink shaming fam. Every once in a while we all need to relax by killing a hooker.

Aww

I'm gonna need a source. I need to purge the toxins from my body.

Did not expect... still came buckets though.

I'm not sure what context you can take "I'll taste the last tears you'll ever make" in other than that

Yes...mildly NSFW

Lies. It's not mildly NSFW. I was just promoted to VP for being caught jacking off to this in a conference room, on a projector, during a meeting.

Completely SFW!

Wow, that's a horrible fetish.

Thanks to feminism this is normal and healthy

Only mildly.

MOTHER FUCKING /R/ALL SMASH THE UPBOAT BUTTOM TO THE LEFT

happy January 18th to that future president

I bet that you can't. What do I win?

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

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goddamn its been a while since ive seen a pepe ive never seen before

It's a niche one for sure

#ancientmemes

Trips wins a free katana

I did not agree to this.

Either way you gotta post nudes tho

Shiiiit not again

Someone need to fill the hole jewdank left.

My hole is ready

I AM USING THIS FUTURE ELEVATED PLATFORM ON ALL TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST WITH THE GAYS AND JEWS THAT HAVE INFESTED REDDIT WITH FURRY PORN AND BATH SALT USE

WITNESS ME

I predict great drama in this subs future.

the fuck is a trazi?

Proof that the left can't make a good nickname.

For some reason I thought you were JR.

I am.

Okay, slightly less confused now. Also, mod me and skew the demographics even more towards the PNW. It'll be great and I'll do exactly as much as the celebrity mods.

PNW?

Pacific Northwest. /u/Mircabre has been talking about how heavily Portland the modlist is for a little while.

He's not. You're more confused.

Shit.

if we do then goodnight sweet prince. /u/FrostbittenSalsa prepare yourself just in case

This might be a new low for /r/drama.

Hey AnnArchist, shouldn't you be preaching about how you want to shoot all cops in /r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut or arguing that $0.05 an hour is a fair wage for ass sucking in some whacky Anarcho-Capitalism shitreddit?

Well children dont need to eat as much as an adult so smaller hands smaller wages

Who is you

You can't just ask people that.

Sure you can, its so Fetch!

I'll fucking rape you if you use that word again

I would like you to assign someone to butter my muffin please!

If I get modded, I will build a big beautiful wall and make SRDines pay for it.

won't happen dawg

Did we make r/all?

Pls no sub would be ruined

Le down vote

So let me just start by saying that I understand how completely ridiculous this sounds, seeing as I'm a female and definitely too old to be new to this, but I genuinely don't understand how to masturbate. I'm pretty sure this isn't a common problem because I haven't found any other threads about it, but here we go with my embarrassment anyway... I enjoy porn, I feel aroused, and I want to enjoy the sensation of masturbating like I see online/read people talk about, but I do not understand how. I will rub myself sometimes when I watching porn or just because, I don't know, I'm bored, and it feels nice for a moment. I've felt the desire to take it further and when I try to make myself keep going it just eventually kind of turns into uncomfortable pain/pressure, not fun, awesome sensation. I've watched female masturbation videos, girls taking care of themselves and whatnot, and I've tried to recreate it but I just don't enjoy it for more than a couple of seconds. Literally, a matter of seconds. I stimulate my clit when I'm looking at stuff that turns me on, and even before touching myself I'll be wet when I watch the right thing online, but nothing ever comes of it. Honestly, I probably enjoy it a bit more over my panties than direct stimulation, but even then it still doesn't last for more than 5 seconds or so. It's just like "oh, that was a pleasant sensation, anddd now it's just kind of uncomfortable so I guess I'll just stop" I don't think I'm in my own head about it or whatever, I'm not sexually repressed or super religious, I want to enjoy it and honestly think it's hot that other girls do it. I am the dictionary definition of a "late bloomer", not even having my first kiss until I was in university, so I've never had a guy "down there" (unfortunately). I definitely believe that I should be able to take care of myself and understand my own body without having to rely on a man, but I don't even know how to do that. Basically, wtf is wrong with me? How do you teach yourself to do something that seems super obviously and innate. I want to learn how to get pleasure out of it and I fear that when I do have sex it will be super boring, seeing as I apparently don't feel much. Please give me any tips that you have!

If a /r/drama post ever reaches /r/all, this sub should be deleted immediately.

If a /r/drama post ever reaches /r/all, this sub should be deleted immediately after.

real talk: do you really want all the plebbit normies in here?

Having read the le epic shitposts xD from the (((powerusers))) in this thread, I think that would be preferable.

/u/riemann1413 and /u/Pablopubes are especially bad. I've never seen you post anything remotely good, interesting and funny. Swallow your pride, delete your accounts and try somewhere else please.

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I'm 16 years old and am in my Senior year of high school. In my econ class today we were having a class discussion about our results for the isidewith.com quiz we took last week. She asked if anyone got above 90% for a candidate and I raised my hand saying I got 98% for Jill Stein. She then called me a tree hugger and mocked me in front of the class. I live in a very conservative city and I have diagnosed Social Anxiety, so this was humiliating. Half the class was laughing at me, and when I stopped talking and kept to myself, my teacher then proceeds to call me out because I had my hands in my lap and to put them on my desk. This isn't even a fucking rule, but she did it to bring attention to me. A girl across the room tells me to stop pouting and accept that our teacher disagrees with me. I wasn't fucking pouting, I stopped talking because I was uncomfortable as fuck. My teacher tells me that the environment and social issues aren't important because we need to focus on National Defense. What fucking bullshit, I was humiliated in a class where the teacher said last week to voice your opinion no matter what you believe. I told my parents about it when I got home and they want to report my teacher to the school administration and get me switched out of the class. I just dont know why she had to treat me so rudely in front of the whole class.

Riemann, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it. I believe it has something to do with you being a regular /r/drama commentor while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy. Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibl dead misfortune inflicted upon them.

Sorry, I'm drunk at a friend's house and need to take my anger out on someone on the internet. Don't tale it personally, you were just the easiest non-lolcow target I could find.

Shut up, Noodles.

LUL

I hope you wrote that in front of a mirror cuz u r the only joke here

noodles pls

Is that his new account?

I just accuse every 1 or two month old account that only posts in /r/drama to be noodles. Usually if they're not him they'll instantly provide proof they're not noodles out of sheer embarrassment of the idea, but as of right now /u/im-a-gay has not provided anything. Therefore, he's noodles.

/u/im-a-gay don't you have dog collars to be wearing or something?

bulletproof stuff, sherlock

It's actually worked multiple times.

does he just delete immediately?

No, I mean several people have provided verification that they're not noodles. So far /u/donaldblythe and /u/im-a-gay have not, which is very suspicious.

noodles pls

Having read the le epic shitposts xD from the (((powerusers))) in this thread

You write that unironically. Jesus Christ kys.

We can't.

Can we borrow /r/il_duche's vote bot?

downvoted

...And you were right! Cocksucker.

And I have to commend you on your spot on prediction.