Wife of the Orlando shooter, Omar "Slay the Gay Away" Mateen, prosecuted for knowing about the attack and hindering the investigation by lying to the FBI. Hot to trigger /r/news in 4 words? "Trump was right again".

113  2017-01-18 by BannedFromImzy

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Omar ' holy war on the dance floor' Mateen

He finally proved than an AR15 is the best gun to hunt bears. And also works wonders on twinks.

Omar "Glory Bullet Holes" Mateen.

Omar "Suck a clock, get the Gock" Mateen

what's his name again, /r/drama?

Omar "using a BAR on a bar"

Omar "If you take it in the end, I'm not your friend" Mateen

Omar "if there's cum in your gullet, you'll get a bullet" Mateen

Omar "tossing frag grenades at fag parades" Mateen

Omar "Commando in Orlando" Mateen

Omar "Empties a nine in the conga line" Mateen

woah woah woah

it's very hard to untangle the motives of this shooter, he was probably just an MRA GamerGATER Trump Voter who pretended to be Muslim to further the racist world conspiracy!

Oh no, someone said something bad about God Emperor! Must be literally triggered, r/drama please validate me.

Not nearly as triggered as other subs are everytime someone says something complimentary of Trump.

Faggot!!!

Now say something about tendies

DO IT

DANCE, CLOWN

What tendies? I ate most of them (the ones I didn't eat I put into my pasta which is still cooking).

The literal past year has been nothing but major media outlets and influencers shitting on the president. Where have you been?

I think the neo nazi population deserves a little glory.

People are acting like he single handedly solved the case, while all he did was send a lazy tweet. Surely we can replace the FBI now and let Trump handle it all alone.

People who question the righteousness of our glorious orange hues leader only reveal their own weakness and insecurities.

You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood.

How many tweets does he average per day? The FBI was investigating her for months, and rightfully so. I'm not sure why jumping to conclusions on the vague chance you're right is what we need, but hey.

Worked in Iraq.

Indeed

There is a Pizza Hut in Baghdad now. I'd say that equals winning.

True I heard they have Taco Bells on US bases there too (or did, maybe), so it was pretty much all worth it.

The Taco Bells are part of an ongoing Chemical War.

You know what happens at pizza places right?

She got all the way to California from Florida and effectively evaded the FBI in the process??!? Yikes.

That light-skin privilege.

The only way to realize true fairness is to do the exact opposite and instead of hiring a mix of men and women is to hire only women!

Feminism is a left-wing plot to force American men into a Gay-for-Pay lifestyle.

It's an elite plot to split the genders so that they can suck what little wealth we have dry, so that women hate and fear men, and thus seek to empower the government to save them, and so that there is no successful, unified opposition to hollowing out the middle class. Gloria Steinmen was literally a CIA agent (you can look this up). There is a reason why there is absolutely no support for feminism among the people, but support for it is heavily saturated not only among the elite, but among the politically neoliberal elite.

Ya, the guy who is a successful billionaire, became president of the United States, and has been correct on the majority of things he's talked about is a moron.

LOL

They say the same thing about Ben Carson who was a neuroscience pioneer. Say what you want but it seems pretty divorced from reality to people who are demonstratably opposite from morons pejorative slurs when you disagree with what they're saying.

Cheeto Mussolini, who leveraged his daddy's wealth into winning a popularity contest against Hillary "Fuck you, I'm entitled" Clinton among slack-jawed hill-folk by pretending to be Reagan's orange love-child.

"Buzzword buzzword"

This is my inside voice. I'm shaking fam

Hey, I'm not slack jawed! I just think you people have gotten too uppity.

What do you mean "you people"?

What do YOU mean "you people"?

This is super low effort. I like it.

“Your mother is a whore!” yeah okay, whatever.

“Your political candidate is orange” I WILL FUCK YOU UP, CUNT.

It really gets the people going.

It's mostly dealing with smug, cuntish liberal like him, who spaz out constantly...and then accuse whoever responds to him of spazing out.

Like, he pretends to say these things in jest, but I guarantee you he's shaking with rage every time he invokes our Orichalcum emperor.

Comedic is not spazzing.

Ball so hard

They say the same thing about Ben Carson who was a neuroscience pioneer. Say what you want but it seems pretty divorced from reality to people who are demonstratably opposite from morons pejorative slurs when you disagree with what they're saying.

Ben Carson is a pretty good example of someone who is extremely good at exactly one thing and that's about it.

I think the term you're looking for is "idiot savant".

Ted Cruz was top of his class at Harvard. I can't fucking stand that guy, and he would have been a disaster of a President. But that dude is unbelievably fucking smart.

PHDs are smart. Medical doctors are smart. Lawyers, including Harvard lawyers, attend a glorified trade school for three years and can't really be considered educated people. I hope this helps.

Exactly, Carson is an idiot savant. There's a difference.

People have such an agenda to push that even when the president does something right they're pissed. I'm almost more inclined to believe people are angrier when he's right about something than wrong.

God damn Hillary should have been elected. She never did or said anything that was wrong. Literally the moral compass of 2016.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: /pol/ was right again.

The saddest words, from lip or pen,

/pol/ was right again.