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She was a bitch to everyone and came off as narcissistic.

Basic bitches are soooo last year.

Your waifu is a shit

your waifu a shit

l2meme tbqh imho famalam

OVER THE LINE

She seemed like a chilled person.

She is, and she made all of these neet autists so buttmad, as this thread shows.

Dornish was definitely one of the cooler people here and it's too bad there's so many fucking psycho losers hanging around that they have a habit of chasing off the well-adjusted people.

it does suck to lose people in this sub that are fun to banter with. especially when their replacements seem to be the "no, u. faggot" variety.

In b4: no, you. faggot.

Well at least this sub seems to have way more shitposty socialists and anarchists here now compared to a year ago, which is amusing. The Nazi edgelords are still the worst part of the sub.

yeah what would r/drama be if it was exclusively people that you liked

oh right boring

And unemployed.

Nazi edgelords

Apart from projectgreenday who are the Nazi's here?

pol invictus plays one on reddit dont they

Haven't seen him in a while. Hopefully he's found employment.

According to a short conversation I had with him in the sub yesterday he hasn't.

/u/yiannopoulos_m

You're the worst person on the sub

Oh, you're that almost comically permamad user that shows up every now and again to throw a tantrum, right?

yes i am

You're that comically butthurt anarchist that shows up every now and again to whine about Gamergate, right?

stay mad nerd

gamergate sux

kek got baited into doing it once more

how does it feel to still be hate-fixated on a movement from 2014 that everyone else no longer cares about

thinking you are the one baiting me

this just links to the reddit home page on mobile but imma assume it's a snarky, ironic gif from tumblr or another content sharer.

it's too much of a meme for you to handle

your momma is too much for me to handle

No, that's me you dumb cunt.

you're another one

i wish you'd all just delete your accounts, i can't imagine either a) going around with blood pressure that high ranting on the internet like an idiot or b) pretending you are a)

no you faggot

I had that coming, tbh

About as much as Rihanna had Chris' fist coming tbh

noodles pls

24 day old account, pretty much just comments in drama, hates women...

yup, /u/get_into_the_box confirmed for noodles

better post the dog collar, just to be sure.

Plz, I have never seen this dog collar that is spoken of so much.

ok ive seen my fair share of /r/drama, who is noodles?

been posting for months

doesn't know who noodles is

how is this even possible. i blame riemann

ive been here for years dawg

that's even worse then

How in the hell did you not know who noodles is?

I'm unironically, actually, legitimately surprised.

Are you familiar with the gimp in Pulp Fiction?

He's that guy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5ar56z/a_healthy_woman_posts_a_picture_of_herself/d9j1i55/?context=2

[deleted] is noodles

HO

LEE

FUK

SUM

TING'

WONG

I think I am going to start ending all my Drama posts with "noodles delenda est"

hahaha, I gilded that fucker for the lulz, and because what he wrote was sensible and it might have swayed a mental defective from the path of darkness

spoiler alert

it didn't

I gilded that fucker for the lulz,

because what he wrote was sensible and might have swayed a mental defective from the path of darkness

Are you one of those people who pretend to be retarded so you can communicate with the actual dregs around here? Like some retarded wolf in autistic sheep's clothing?

I ask because 'for teh lulz' can't be followed by actual cognitive thought. That's the point.

>tfw you blow you cover as a semi-functioning human being

them's the breaks /u/-jean-paul- you have to leave the subreddit now never to be seen again

I'm drunk and dgaf

But make no mistake, I've got problems for days and days and days too

Semi functioning is wholly accurate

Never talk to me or my subreddit again.

Yes, exactly, precisely

Kind of like /u/riemann1413

Someone who apparently haunts their dreams.

Given the people who hate him, probably not such a bad guy. It's mostly the SJW types.

^ dornish alt confirmed.

Shut up, noodles.

pls don't talk to me unless you're wearing a dog collar k thx

Basic bitches are soooo last year.

Women are so last year. If you aren't sucking off a /r/Drama mod right now, you may as well be a virgin.

Heard that!

"having sex with men is gay" is the biggest lie the left ever told

Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.

Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.

she would always chide other woman while surreptitiously pointing out that she too is a woman as if that was relevant or something people cared about. it was kind of weird to be honest

also fuck off noodles

this, tbh

Shut up, noodles.

ARF ARF MOTHERFUCKER

You're almost as an autist as him.

You're almost as an autist as him.

as an autist as

As autistic?

No.

As (much as) an autist.

*As much of

rest in piss bitch

(no srsly cya Dorn)

I wouldn't read too much into it

I can't watch it in my country?

I thought this was America

It's just Hotel California, calm your titties

Here is a better version.

Fuck Don Henley.

The fuck, the gipsy kings on /r/drama.

They're mostly light-skinned so they get a pass around here.

Presumably because of getting doxxed by HeelTheBern.

Perhaps. Guess we'll ask when they turn up next.

What happened to dornish? She was doing so well with her gender flipped version of my bait post. Did she get doxxed or something?

Can someone please PM me her pics?

Don't ask for dox in here. Are you fucking stupid?

Wait, you guys classify pics as doxx? LMA fucking O.

Oh ok, you are stupid. Thanks for clarifying.

jesus christ this is the most retarded post i'll see on here for a while, i feel

personal and identifying information

isn't very complicated to parse

you say this as if pictures are either personal or identifying.

pictures of a human being's face are both personal and identifying

i know this place runs a pretty high rate for social disabilities, but damn son

didn't think it would be necessary to use the /s on a statement that ridiculous, but I'll go back and edit.

you can never be too sure. i mean, this conversation is literally only happening because there /u/OniTan verifiably retarded enough to ask for doxx.

no, I understand completely. after all, noodles has left his stank all over this sub. that is going to linger.

How are face pics dox if all white people look theven same?

🤔🤔🤔🤔

This is why we need mayocide. So that facial recognition tech can progress.

Cumskins only all look alike to shitskins

I do not care about her face. I only ever asked her for tit pics.

delete your accounts

K done.

In this context personal means private. Like your genitals. Not personal like your favorite color.

Heh. Nothing personnel, kid.

It is if you're stupid. Which /u/OniTan obviously is.

True. But if this was just some random instead of proud member of your jerking circle, I doubt you'd be acting nearly as cunty as you all are right now.

we remove any doxxy comments and we're mean to all retards, so no?

The difference between the way they're acting now and the way they typically act when this shit happens is hilarious. Particularly the SJW faction here...anyone else, and they'd be all 'lmao, these losers think any of this matters! How pathetic!'

But one of their buddies, and suddenly it's a crime against humanity.

White knighting intensifies. Ahh well, throw her on the pile with Lovely_Leah.

Yes

now gib the pix

Lightweight doxx?

I thought of him as a simple creep but that guy is seriously messed up.

Easily pathetic enough to try to rattle dornish into deleting her account. I'd put that under the more mild things he's capable of doing, actually.

lol, I believe the term he used was "attractive young lady". I'm sure that got her juices flowing.

Poor dornish. I always imagine she was a former juggalo. I'll pour some Faygo out for her.

I thought heelthebern was jewdank. Even without the constant whiteknighting, the way he and jewdank spoke/insulted was pretty similar.

We need to go deeper. Someone quick make a 50 minute youtube video dissecting this.

/u/geraldo42 claimed to know Bern's alt at some point. couldn't get him to spill it. I was 99% sure it was a dankalt.

I don't know shit for sure but I was told a name by other people. I mostly just said that because I wanted to see his reaction.

What likely happened here: The dox was real, fearing that more information was going to be released, deleted her account. She likely did so afterward after the dust settled to avoid drawing too much attention to it and giving her more plausible deniability.

It's true because conspiracies have been proven true in the past. Word is evil dude. And toothpaste, they use it to control us. Why do you think all the commercials tell you to brush twice a day? I..I've read books!"

I fucking suck ass at copy and pasting. Just imagine there is quotation marks in the beginning or ignore the ones at the end. I bestow the privilege of having an opinion, use it wisely my friend.

I'm sure you mean initialisms.

The distinction between initialisms and acronyms is fucking stupid, and I refuse to accept it.

I hope she got raped. lol

There's blowing things out of proportion for the sake of drama, and then there's comments like yours that show you have no humor or originality.

She's not going to fuck you

It says a lot about you that you think someone supporting their friend automatically implies that they want to fuck them. This is why you don't have any meaningful relationships with women.

Well I popped your mom's ass cherry, so that's a pretty meaningful relationship

You can just say "I'm a teenager." It's less words than what you just wrote, you'll save time.

Sick burn

Thank you.

how u just gonna get low-effort trolled like that zach

You seem to have a very faint grasp of what trolling is.

W-what?

troll: make a deliberately offensive or provocative online post with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.

To me, trolling implies that there's some comedic value to it. Wishing someone gets raped goes over trolling territory and into "I'm unironically autistic and don't understand boundaries". Technically you're right as far as the definition, sure.

AUTISM WARNING

I've always understood it to mean exactly what the definition says. And the definition says nothing about the ultimate motivation of the troll. That could be to amuse themselves or to amuse others (your comedic value), to rattle others, to upset their day, to get petty revenge, etc.

I don't know why he did it but this was pure trolling, baby, and low low effort trolling at that. And it worked.

If his mission was to look like a dummy, he succeeded. Proud of him.

And yet he got your goat. Everyone's a loser here! 😃

unfunny joke

found the teenager

U GOT LE EPIC TROLLED XDD

👌

Which means that everyone's a loser here

You, Drumpfucker, and me, especially me for continuing to comment on this nonsense.

It's not successful trolling if it doesn't elicit a strong reaction. Expressing that canned pubescent edgelord bait is retarded isn't being trolled, it's just being truthful.

It's not successful trolling if it doesn't elicit a strong reaction.

That is true, but I'm not the only one to detect a certain defensiveness on the part of (Our) Smuglord Zachums here. An understandable defensiveness, she was apparently a friend and in any case a great poster.

He wouldn't have made that comment on behalf of any old person on this sub.

Either way this is /u/Drumpfucker's fight, not mine. Even if I didn't find his comment that noteworthy. I didn't take it seriously.

hey /u/Zachums UR MOM LOL

troleld fagot

XDDD

omg LOL

This is too far even for /r/drama

on a roll my man

like mods have friends

Just victims

Probably the highest up voted whiteknighting I've ever seen on this sub.

TRIGGERED

using "whiteknighting" in current year
thinking a /b/-tier 'lol i hope u get raped' insult is retarded is whiteknighting
enjoying a contributor on a forum you frequent is whiteknighting
not eating your own for literally no reason is whiteknighting

it's always amazing to see someone try so hard yet make so little effort all the same

is this a real post

(((friend)))

Nah but seriously I liked dorn

ANGERY

They will point to this comment when we're up against the spez wall

Involuntary sex is probably an improvement in that heffer's sex life

hi noodles.

Aw sweetie, who hurt you? Mommies new boyfriend?

F

A

F

A

T

G

FFATG

We did it reddit!

roughly the amount of coherency and coordination i expect from r/drama

F

Do you think her husband finally cheated on her?

Who put money on it first?

well at least we know she'll be back. for the cucking if nothing else.

Mama didn't raise no quitter, pop a Viagra or Cialis and get back in there! Do it for your autistic countrymen!

Scandalous

Who is discount jewdank?

Please donate to my patreon.

Bye dorn it's me gom :'(

Don't cry gom, it's me cantsaythat.

^ Dornish alt confirmed.

Or the main. Either way, welcome back.

Nah. Just a former lurker.

:'(

Aw, she was a good shitposter. Plus now I can recognize even fewer of you relatively speaking.

/r/Jewdank is controlled by shills trying to stir up unrest within western society. I'm posting this knowing full well it won't get upvoted and that you people will consider me crazy, the point of this post is so that in the future I can say I was right and I warned you. Russia uses state sponsored shilling to game and control social media like Reddit and 4chan. They do this to try to control the political and social narrative to create a culture of unrest. They are responsible for the "SJW" authoritarian culture that the alt right complains about and they are responsible for stirring up the alt-right by exposing them to anti-white media. It's not just paid shills by Russia, the US and many other nations (UK, Germany, China, Israel, "Five-eyes", and many more), organizations (Microsoft, Apple, ISIS, Monsanto, Big Oil, etc), and individuals (trolls, idiots, crazy people). There are also some people being manipulated into believing that there is widespread hatred of white culture by non-whites and non-white culture by whites, these people further exacerbate the problem and are what's known as "useful idiots". The emergence of so called "socialist" sub-reddits is the result of anti-western forces likely being controlled by Russia to cause people to lose faith in capitalism and vote for more monolithic social programs or get rid of the American business culture altogether. There is a world wide cyber war happening right this minute as you read this, it's been ongoing for some time, and it's about to get ramped up. The goal of Russia is to de-stabilize the west and especially the US The culture has been created to turn everyone against each other and give up all of our freedoms. Likely in the coming years we will see government backdoors in all encryption as an excuse to monitor terrorism. What's really happening is that Russia has infiltrated high levels of the government and even hollywood (through black mail from information obtained through hacking). All Americans are vulnerable and we have an intelligence culture that would rather let everyone be vulnerable than let people have privacy, so celebrities and politicians will continue to be black mailed. A strange man comes up to you in a parking garage and hands whoopie goldberg a copy of her internet history, he says no one has to know as long as you say "white people need to pay more attention to the problems of black people" on "the view". Whoopie agrees so her internet history doesn't get leaked and Russia (and other states/organizations) blackmail hundreds of other celebrities and politicians and news anchors like this and create the narrative they want. They make some people sound a little bigoted against blacks and gays and some people sound a little bigoted against whites. Everyone will be made to feel like they are being targeted as domestic terrorists, and we will have systems in place that will allow us to systematically target and terminate any culture that's unwanted. We all have to start getting along and helping each other or the russians win.

Too bad Jewdank won't see this. She would once again feel validated in her paranoia, or meth psychosis. I can't figure out what one it really is.

spicy

its the latest pasta man gotta be hip to the memes here on /r/drama

I will miss her account. I can't wait to see her new account and what she does.

Damn man. F

Dammit.

Who exactly was discount Jewdank?

I demand to be spoonfed, goddammit. :)

Dicks out for Dorn

WHY DO THE GOOD SHITPOSTERS LEAVE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh good, I never liked her.

It's okay, I'm back now.

Evil. Followed by dick. Followed by evil dick.

nnnnooooo my other source of internet p00n has vanished

Good fucking riddance.

Hahahaha, Discount Jewdank.