okay, see, this right here is why i can never fully accept you. you do great stuff, but as soon as something you don't like pops up you adopt this attitude
Riemann, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it.
I believe it has something to do with you being a regular /r/drama commentor while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.
Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibl dead misfortune inflicted upon them.
Abrasive, looks for arguments in everything, especially people with whom he probably shares 95% of their views. I was glad they got off reddit because it made my job easier. When they get into obnoxious shit with other subscribers, if I see it, I tell them to knock it off. I've banned them for a week once for failing to knock it off.
I consider banning them often simply because they stir up so much shit. The only thing that stops me is that it's clear they have good intentions and don't hold any despicable views.
Also, if I ban them, drama and srss are going to feel like they can dictate how the sub is moderated. Another thing is that I kind of like how much they piss off both those subs.
I've asked people to keep an eye on them and to report any comments where they're starting obnoxious shit with people over mundane shit, and if they keep it up, I might end up banning them regardless.
It would be like with that old lady who was in a habit of feeding local feral cats and one time she couldn't afford to buy food, but decided to visit her lovelies anyway and it turned that it was only about food to them so they tore apart and devoured her.
Yeah. The cats licked her to death, using their sandpaper tongues to strip the flesh from her bones, leaving a perfectly bleached skeleton, which caused a follow-up drama when an EMT dude who was dispatched there nicked and then tried to sell her skull for bitcoin and the buyer got upset about getting shafted to the tune of 50% of the price because of volatility, and filed a reversal with her credit card company, and then both of them were apprehended by the FDA for trading in human remains, and are now serving time in prison.
I remember a while back he said the money that was spent on self-driving cars should have been spent on razing the suburbs. It's a great reminder that while the market may do a shitty job of allocating resources sometimes, it still does waaaaay better than angrydm and his gang of NEET socialists.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-20
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n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
how much time do you spend reading subs you don't like to find things to feel superior to
n/a bytewake 2017-01-20
I mean I spend all my free time on /r/drama soooooo
n/a supergauntlet 2017-01-20
I honestly cannot tell if this is pointed at skrub, angrydm, or all of /r/drama.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
yes
leepicredditmemereply
n/a supergauntlet 2017-01-20
no u
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-20
Between fucking my ex and now girlfriend, drinking copious ammounts of alcohol, and having a 60+ hour a week job? Meh. Maybe forty hours?
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
https://youtu.be/vjUqUVrXclE
n/a UnFisico 2017-01-20
okay, see, this right here is why i can never fully accept you. you do great stuff, but as soon as something you don't like pops up you adopt this attitude
very offputting
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
i have no idea who you are or why you think i don't like angrydm posts
n/a UnFisico 2017-01-20
great now i have no idea what either you or i were talking about anymore
were you referring to angrypotato himself with that or the OP of this very post because its confusing the hell out of me pls clarify
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
delete your account, cancel your internet service, brick your machine
n/a UnFisico 2017-01-20
no
n/a lol-da-mar-s-cool 2017-01-20
Riemann, there's just something I don't like about you, and I can't put my finger on it.
I believe it has something to do with you being a regular /r/drama commentor while not having any redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're not smart, you're not funny, you're not edgy. You think you're one of us, but you aren't, and you never will be. You bring nothing to the discussion. You're like a dead snake lying on the beach with flies and insects feasting on its remians. You're just....there, and there's nothing we can do about it. You're a human zombie, and as far as I can tell you're not even an authentic person. My gut feeling is that some higher up is controlling you and several other riemanns. Mindless zombies of the human kind, with no independent thought.No, that's mindless zombies of the riemann kind. Like Katy Perry fans or people who drive Toyota Camrys. And one day that army of riemanns will rise up and revolt against the human kind, turning our once amazing civilization into a wasteland of literal degeneracy.
Hopefully by the time I'm an old man(quite some time before we get to that point)Western society as a whole will have wholly embraced eugenics so that we don't have any more pathetic, soulles riemanns cluttering up this great planet. And hopefully, the exosting riemamns of this world will all have some kind of terrible, possibl dead misfortune inflicted upon them.
n/a Thhueros 2017-01-20
/r/riemannDefenseForce
n/a Doomblaze 2017-01-20
come on, you could have said riemanns here
n/a Combative_Douche 2017-01-20
You probably have a point about /u/riemann1413. They're my favorite /r/drama regular. If I like them, you guys should probably hate them.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
i dunno who you are but i bet you're also a real neat fuckin dude
n/a Combative_Douche 2017-01-20
I'm the mod of /r/drama's favorite subreddit, /r/negareddit :)
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
how do you feel about angrydm
n/a Combative_Douche 2017-01-20
Abrasive, looks for arguments in everything, especially people with whom he probably shares 95% of their views. I was glad they got off reddit because it made my job easier. When they get into obnoxious shit with other subscribers, if I see it, I tell them to knock it off. I've banned them for a week once for failing to knock it off.
I consider banning them often simply because they stir up so much shit. The only thing that stops me is that it's clear they have good intentions and don't hold any despicable views.
Also, if I ban them, drama and srss are going to feel like they can dictate how the sub is moderated. Another thing is that I kind of like how much they piss off both those subs.
I've asked people to keep an eye on them and to report any comments where they're starting obnoxious shit with people over mundane shit, and if they keep it up, I might end up banning them regardless.
n/a ABillionYearsOld 2017-01-20
Keepin it real.
I like that.
n/a SamInTheLoop 2017-01-20
Stop posting
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
dubs
n/a SamInTheLoop 2017-01-20
Stop posting
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
nice
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-20
Of course he won't.
How AngryDM sees his shitposting habits
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-01-20
/u/AngryDM Refuse! Resist!
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-01-20
Fatass can't even resist a can of pringles and he won't get a job so how's he going to lead a revolution
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-20
Didn't he say he was going to use his NEET time to go spread his message at the local homeless camp last time he left? Wonder how that wen't lmao
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-20
the homeless would smell the weakness
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-20
I doubt he even left the house.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-20
It would be like with that old lady who was in a habit of feeding local feral cats and one time she couldn't afford to buy food, but decided to visit her lovelies anyway and it turned that it was only about food to them so they tore apart and devoured her.
n/a uniqueguy263 2017-01-20
Did that actually happen?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-20
Yeah. The cats licked her to death, using their sandpaper tongues to strip the flesh from her bones, leaving a perfectly bleached skeleton, which caused a follow-up drama when an EMT dude who was dispatched there nicked and then tried to sell her skull for bitcoin and the buyer got upset about getting shafted to the tune of 50% of the price because of volatility, and filed a reversal with her credit card company, and then both of them were apprehended by the FDA for trading in human remains, and are now serving time in prison.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-20
This is how people like u/X-Marxthespot get started.
n/a X-MarxtheSpot 2017-01-20
Huehuehuehue, bite me.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-20
It was probably the cult, tbh.
n/a celocanth13 2017-01-20
tbf, can you resist a can of delicious potato product?
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-20
True
n/a HideousTrannyCock 2017-01-20
I think /u/AngryDM is literally shaking rn that Trump will cut off his NEETbucks and he'll have to actually get a job for once.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-20
ya, it'll be hilarious when poor people don't have healthcare anymore
n/a lionbaiter 2017-01-20
Yeah. Because poor people paying for health care they can't afford that includes next to nothing or suffer massive fines is such a good system.
n/a DownvoterAccount 2017-01-20
lol git gud then
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-20
I can't believe they wouldn't let us preorder our armbands and SS uniforms.
n/a Garrand 2017-01-20
What sort of pre-order bonus do we get? Do we get a season pass? Free FEMA bodybags?
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-20
No, just early access to downloadable concentration.
n/a MG87 2017-01-20
Dick pumps.
n/a Chicup 2017-01-20
They sent the link out last month. Check your spam folder.
n/a TheMauveHand 2017-01-20
The irony is the state most famous for people reporting on their neighbours was East Germany.
n/a FreeRobotFrost 2017-01-20
You've gotta DIY them, man. There are tons of guides on cosplay forums and they're pretty slick if you look past the cat ears.
n/a headasplodes 2017-01-20
/u/angrydm you realise that there's no laws against political dissent right?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-20
Not yet
The day of the rope for liberal sissies will come soon enough though, brother
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-01-20
I can't wait to get my Trump SS uniform.
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-01-20
Me too, and pick up my white privilege pay check on the way there
n/a For_Tomorrow_We_Die 2017-01-20
Just make sure it's Hugo Boss.
n/a glmox 2017-01-20
wait, you're not?
n/a ABillionYearsOld 2017-01-20
I wish I hadn't found this out now... funkyvintagearmbands.com doesn't do refunds.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-20
Tomorrow, obvi
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-20
Of course we aren't.
Armbands are tacky.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-20
The most ironic thing about DM, is that he is exactly the kind of person that you do not want to have any power whatsoever. Far, far worse than Trump.
n/a egoitis 2017-01-20
I remember a while back he said the money that was spent on self-driving cars should have been spent on razing the suburbs. It's a great reminder that while the market may do a shitty job of allocating resources sometimes, it still does waaaaay better than angrydm and his gang of NEET socialists.
n/a The_Reapulsive_One 2017-01-20
/u/Mort_DeRire i want in on this too. I say he posts tomorrow. I don't have four dollars but i have 36 cents and half a can of redbull, you in?
n/a Clark_Savage_Jr 2017-01-20
I have a slot token from Amarillo, TX I'll put on the line.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-01-20
I can throw in some car wash tokens from outside of Omaha!
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-01-20
I have a leftover cumrag I can throw into the mix guys
n/a yonicthehedgehog 2017-01-20
tfw even your personal soapbox sub calls you out on your shit
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-20
Let's start a pool. I say he lasts 7 days.
n/a phedre 2017-01-20
Again?
n/a jubbergun 2017-01-20
TIL that posting on the internet is hard.
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-01-20
The revolution will be chillaxed
n/a Nechaev 2017-01-20
On one point they seem to agree. Both u/angryDM and Trump seem to think they are living in Nazi Germany.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-20
I keep hoping in the back of my mind that this means he will see a therapist finally.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-20
I think he means us guys.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-20
Bit bummed out I EASed before we get our snazzy Nazi uniforms.