Wew, /u/dkwangchuck needs to have his head forcibly removed from his ass. Or he just needs to go get laid (not in a public park). My guess is that he was arrested for having sex in a public park, so now he has to create a mental gymnastics routine that make it OK.
Cruising tends to be a older, more closeted past-time for the most part
Us young degenerates have apps now...we are too busy kikking/whatsapping our last cum spurt to go tramping through parks looking for sex with flabby old men
I had a gay coworker who used to bitch about people who fucked in parks (because it was greasy and made people not like gays). I'll paraphrase what he told me.
One semi-logical reason people do it is because they have homophobic neighbors, or are in a heterosexual marriage, and don't want them to find out either because they bring dudes home that spend the night, or because of a lot of inexplicable hotel/motel charges. Also there is always the risk of the other guy being insane and murdering you while you sleep (as was seen in England recently). That's not to say there isn't thousands of better places and methods, but this is one of the reasons they do it.
Paying for a motel in cash is a way better way of doing it IMO. Toronto also has a big gay neighborhood and I'm positive there is some sort of accommodations there. You can arrange shit on grinder, meet up by one of the many banks or coffee shops and do your thing in a not sketchy way.
The "it's because I'm black, isn't it?" defense was played out and used as a joke literally over twenty years ago. Good to see /u/dkwangchuck bringing back the classics.
/u/dkwangchuck are you also one of those people who will blame higher rates of HIV in major cities on "poor education" despite those cities having a by far more liberal sex education system than most other places?
I've been a couple times but only to big-ish cities. I didn't really notice much except this once buying a traveller of Old Crow in this sketchy shop in Oklahoma City. And even then the only disturbing part was the Talk Radio blaring in the background. And of course the Old Crow. Dude certainly seemed like a nice enough person.
Hey, maybe you can give me some perspective on US cities. I was in Oklahoma City in 2010 - and they were supposedly having a major resurgence/revival. Their economy was supposed to be picking up and stuff. While I was there, I did see some great stuff and had some amazing food, but outside of the downtown core, the place seemed like a dump. Brick town and the canal are lovely but once I got maybe five blocks out the commercial vacancy rate was like 50%. It seemed really slummy to me.
So did I just pick the wrong part of town on that walkabout? Was it just this one spot that was a little slower to the recovery? Or did the Global Financial Crisis really hit US cities so hard that OKC rejuvenating a couple districts amidst near-slum like neighbourhoods counts as exceptional?
I've been. While the cherry trees were blossoming. Really pretty. The thing that amazed me about DC was how quickly the downtown shuts down. It goes from busybusybusy to a practical ghost town by 6 pm. Weird.
Lots of biking in DC as well. Which was surprising to me considering how messed up all those roads and cicles are. I guess it makes sense if you known the city, which you would if you lived there. I loved the Five Guys at National Airport. They do breakfast! Five Guys plus fried eggs? Yes please!
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n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-20
Wew, /u/dkwangchuck needs to have his head forcibly removed from his ass. Or he just needs to go get laid (not in a public park). My guess is that he was arrested for having sex in a public park, so now he has to create a mental gymnastics routine that make it OK.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-20
Question: Why are gay dudes so inclined to fuck each other in public parks? Do they not have homes?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-20
I think it's mostly because of gay "hookup" culture. It's a lot more prevalent in the gay community than it is in anywhere else.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-20
It's a little more to do with all the down low types. Wedding by bands are the jewellery item of choice for park fucking
n/a chaosakita 2017-01-20
How so? I need deets
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-20
Cruising tends to be a older, more closeted past-time for the most part
Us young degenerates have apps now...we are too busy kikking/whatsapping our last cum spurt to go tramping through parks looking for sex with flabby old men
n/a Awayfone 2017-01-20
Please say they are still on fingers...
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-20
I guess that fits with the scene from There's Something About Mary.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-20
Eww, but yes.
n/a Taipers_4_days 2017-01-20
I had a gay coworker who used to bitch about people who fucked in parks (because it was greasy and made people not like gays). I'll paraphrase what he told me.
One semi-logical reason people do it is because they have homophobic neighbors, or are in a heterosexual marriage, and don't want them to find out either because they bring dudes home that spend the night, or because of a lot of inexplicable hotel/motel charges. Also there is always the risk of the other guy being insane and murdering you while you sleep (as was seen in England recently). That's not to say there isn't thousands of better places and methods, but this is one of the reasons they do it.
Paying for a motel in cash is a way better way of doing it IMO. Toronto also has a big gay neighborhood and I'm positive there is some sort of accommodations there. You can arrange shit on grinder, meet up by one of the many banks or coffee shops and do your thing in a not sketchy way.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-01-20
The "it's because I'm black, isn't it?" defense was played out and used as a joke literally over twenty years ago. Good to see /u/dkwangchuck bringing back the classics.
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
Sweet. I think this is my first time here. Thanks for tagging me!
n/a DistortedLines 2017-01-20
You have to go back
n/a lifesbrink 2017-01-20
Sperging out is never going to help your case, friendo
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
I'm not your friendo, buddyo.
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-01-20
obviously not, as we're smart enough not to go fuck in public parks
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
Lol, as if you actually disapprove of sex in public parks. I mean that's clearly not what your search history implies.
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-01-20
come on buddy, you gotta kick it up a notch. at least accusations of dog fucking or incest, something, anything.
especially since my search history is 100% anime futa porn
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
Whatever. You left me hanging earlier - so don't call me buddy, pal.
n/a Bilbo332 2017-01-20
I'm not your buddyo, guyo.
n/a Mournhold 2017-01-20
for u
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-20
THIS IS WHAT GAY "PEOPLE" ACTUALLY BELIEVE
/u/dkwangchuck are you also one of those people who will blame higher rates of HIV in major cities on "poor education" despite those cities having a by far more liberal sex education system than most other places?
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
This is r/drama right? No one actually cares about any of the arguments - the important part is saltiness and overblown hooferaw, right?
In that case, no I disagree with your contention. I blame those AIDS rates on ur mum.
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-20
>implying there are any arguments to be made besides a lack of personal responsibility in the gay community
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
Also ur mum.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-20
Played out joke, man. You need to blame it on white people.
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
You mean I need to blame then cis-gendered white male. I did, I blamed ur mum.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-20
Funny
Not funny
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
In my defense, I didn't realize ur mum was only one person because of how much she weighs.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-20
Your mom actually is more than one person; the test came back positive last night.
n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-01-20
don't you mean (((white))) people
n/a _Norm_ 2017-01-20
(((white))) "people"
n/a Awayfone 2017-01-20
I thought that was a given that no matter what ultimately it is white man fault. They ,using the CIA, invented aids to exterminate the black race.
They are just following what yacub breed white man for of course
n/a wumbo17412 2017-01-20
/u/dkwangchuck how many gay dudes do you personally who have been arrested for fucking in their own homes?
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
Other than ur mum? None. Tell ur mum I said hi.
n/a wumbo17412 2017-01-20
p weak bantz tbh I expected better
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-20
You'll need to engage him in a public bathroom if you want an actual response.
n/a wumbo17412 2017-01-20
/u/dkwangchuck talks out of his ass so much he wouldn't be able to speak if I did that
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
You can be th catcher. I promise to reacharound.
n/a wumbo17412 2017-01-20
gonna pass on that offer, with all the fucking in leaves and mud that you do I would be lucky if the only thing I got was AIDS
n/a Doriphor 2017-01-20
You'd probably catch a Pokémon as well.
n/a Millherlite 2017-01-20
Wow, I didn't know it was bigoted to arrest people for fucking in a public park. Get a motel room like the us sexual ingrates.
n/a accounttttt 2017-01-20
it's nice to open a link and see you already tagged the person as retarded
n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-01-20
/u/dkwangchuck you should come to the US to experience a new perspective on gay rights. You will be shocked at the difference.
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
I've been a couple times but only to big-ish cities. I didn't really notice much except this once buying a traveller of Old Crow in this sketchy shop in Oklahoma City. And even then the only disturbing part was the Talk Radio blaring in the background. And of course the Old Crow. Dude certainly seemed like a nice enough person.
Hey, maybe you can give me some perspective on US cities. I was in Oklahoma City in 2010 - and they were supposedly having a major resurgence/revival. Their economy was supposed to be picking up and stuff. While I was there, I did see some great stuff and had some amazing food, but outside of the downtown core, the place seemed like a dump. Brick town and the canal are lovely but once I got maybe five blocks out the commercial vacancy rate was like 50%. It seemed really slummy to me.
So did I just pick the wrong part of town on that walkabout? Was it just this one spot that was a little slower to the recovery? Or did the Global Financial Crisis really hit US cities so hard that OKC rejuvenating a couple districts amidst near-slum like neighbourhoods counts as exceptional?
n/a TheHeroReditDeserves 2017-01-20
try Washington DC
n/a dkwangchuck 2017-01-20
I've been. While the cherry trees were blossoming. Really pretty. The thing that amazed me about DC was how quickly the downtown shuts down. It goes from busybusybusy to a practical ghost town by 6 pm. Weird.
Lots of biking in DC as well. Which was surprising to me considering how messed up all those roads and cicles are. I guess it makes sense if you known the city, which you would if you lived there. I loved the Five Guys at National Airport. They do breakfast! Five Guys plus fried eggs? Yes please!
n/a Demopublican 2017-01-20
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-01-20
On the plus side at least everyone into Toronto can just move to Detroit.