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Hey /u/neodestiny can you hop on a boat and go back to when you were funny?

destinys actuallty right here tho

Do you really think I give a fuck?

tru

He hasn't been funny since he was getting permatackled by a boon

geez u/neodestiny sure loves drama and attention like it's his job or something

thx for the post again, guy, the click-throughs here are great for my Twitter stats!

Yeah we're aware. Like you we shit stir for entertainment, but sadly most of us don't get paid for it.

destiny youre actually a faggot dude

>caring about twitter stats

Can you respond to me so that I can tell people Destiny talked to me on Reddit?

What's it like being a minor celebrity in the world of a shitty video game's community? Is that level of celebrity like the guy who pulls back Andy Dicks foreskin so the guy above him can apply ointment to the sores?

It's really hard reading all of this hate when you're making bank, that's for sure. :)

You're still who you are regardless of how much money you pretend to have on the internet. You could have a million dollars and you'd still be a retarded loser. Money can't fix that problem. Nor loneliness, FYI.

livestream your life and lets see if it's any better :⁾

k brb

You're still who you are regardless of how much money you pretend to have on the internet.

So one of the pioneers of a multi-billion dollar industry? Fuck man, your stabs are getting deeper and deeper, please stop :(

Piece of shit's a piece of shit, I dunno what you want from me, d00der.

yea man ur really important in esports totes

all those mean words and yet my bank account keeps going $$$$$$$ :)

When the only thing someone can gloat about is the pretend money in their bank, you realise they have achieved fucking nothing haha.

1. "pretend money", okay baby.

2. He has a son that, judging by his livestream more or less loves him, what you got to offer?

3. He has traveled the world more than the average american and probably knows more about foreign cultures as a result than you know about your own.

4. He entertains over 2000 people on a daily basis, how many people do you entertain with your funny stories m808080 :)))

pretend

...???

What have you achieved besides shitposting on this subreddit?

I once played in a Gary Glitter Tribute band as a last minute back up. (this was after he was outed by PC World)

>pretend

:)

are you unsure of the meaning of that word?

not as much as you are, apparently :^)

oh I see, you are maintaining the image you are "making bank" like some sort of fuck wit. You realise you are not a black rapper, and that "making bank" simply means you are guzzling cum you stole from the sperm bank.

you sound pretty mad, dude, tell me about it :)

boring attempt at saving face, 0/10, not interested...

saving face against shit-posters in /r/drama is literally the most important thing I have on my schedule today, tho :(

all those mean words and yet my bank account keeps going $$$$$$$ :)

Congrats, you make money. Do you also want a cookie and blowjob all mighty lord Destiny? XD :V LUL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

nah i'm good bae ur mom takes care of those memes yeeeeeee booooooooooooi xxxdDDDDDDDDDD

I've never seen someone struggle so hard coming to terms with the fact that another person is better than they are on a planet with over 7 billion people.

So one of the pioneers of a multi-billion dollar industry?

lmao

Why do you hate women and minorities?

Reminder that you can have everyone in the world click on your Twitter and you still won't earn a cent from it.

too bad engagement and conversion are real things :^)

I'm sure the entirety of /r/Drama will be turning up to your next stream because they read some retarded shit on Twitter.

Maybe not, but the notoriety you guys gave me got me an audience with Sargon of Akkad + Lauren Southern, so it all works for me. :)

That's more of a cosmic thing, it's just the universe telling you where you truly belong.

you got an audience with 2 mildly internet famous pseudo intellectual retards who think they're much smarter than they actually are? or did you just talk to yourself in the goddamn mirror and get confused?

wat

Did you talk to a bunch of losers like yourself or just jerk too hard to CP and imagine you did?

I should remind you that anything you say will be reported to polygon and the Mary sue

is the CP meme an /r/drama thing? I don't get the reference.

It's a reference to your pedophilia. Let us make a note than when directly asked if he views child porn Destiny refused to give an answer.

noted

My anime waifus are actually 10,000 year old spirits. OuO

post one coward

but what about your child with whom you rape and produce illegal pornography with?

I would imagine that being as virtuous a person as yourself you would want to apologize and turn yourself in!

Think of the children destiny.

If you would like I would glady skype debate you on how raping your child is wrong.

plz dm me for skype info

why are you assuming it's not consensual? maybe my kid is cool with it, dude, don't judge our wonderful relationship

Please dm me your Skype for an in depth debate or you are a coward

"All publicity is good publicity", wow destiny, I never took you for a Trumple.

Really fires those synapses

Lauren is a cutie

its just marketing right?

engagement and conversion

go back to Africa

wow your e-peen must be huge!

No, but seriously, for the people with actual lives and who actually matter in real life, who are you?

I don't think people with actual lives spend time on meta subreddits. This is literally the bottom of reddit, dawg. Nice try, though. :)

So, a nobody then. Got ya.

He used to play computer games.

still plays them computer games

If nobody's watching, how can we tell?

idk twatter or something i'm sure

Who actually matter? Please, tell me all about how you actually matter in life lmao. What does that even mean?

>implying anyone here clicks the link

I archived it. Also, stop posting your dick everywhere.

Is this the "Dicks for Destiny" guy?

There is a guy called 'Destiny' (or Steven Bonell), who is a minor celebrity in the world of Starcraft II.

Lol wtf

I remember this!

/u/neodestiny do you remember?

i member

:^)

do you remember eggman's bizarre yellow dick?

/u/eggman198

You must have me confused with someone else, my dick is long and red like the rest of you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/ytkz5/nsfw_nothing_to_be_embarrassed_about_lets_support/c5yqysb/

I inspired a nation you cuck. The only thing you have inspired was your parents to invest in planned abortion. Next time you want to go around flapping your gums off say it to my face and we will see how yellow my dick looks when it's down your mum's throat turning her face purple, I'll turn her skin I to the colours of a bag of skittles.

Nothing wrong with having a yellow dick, there's no need to be so salty!

It's not salty, what did destiny tell you?

Sorry, /u/NeoDestiny, you look far too white to cash in on any of those oppression points you're so desperate for. Gonna have to ship you off to the mayonnaise factory before you start privileging too hard.

Seriously, if the much awaited mayocide comes anytime soon, /u/neodestiny will be one of the first to go.

What the fuck does Destiny even do anymore after his starcraft days?

Argues with people on Twitter.

hes a has-been for a game thats also a has-been

Trying to make it big in League of Legends, which he failed to do for the last years.

Lives off of twitch tips and rages on League of Legends.

He's got like 2k fans who keep him going. Doesn't get any new fans, but the one he has hes had for years.

He was marginally entertaining in his SC2 days, mostly because watching him rage and piss himself off was hilarious.

The lulz are gone, now he's just some boring internet dude who barely gets by.

Reminds me of Ghost from TCR.

The sequel to Stephen Bonnell is just a cash grab

At least the third movie never happened... oh wait.

For some odd reason I don't think she is either laughing or cry laughing at all, contrary to the amount of lol and faces she post.

Why you're all mad at Density he's a good guy and funny sometimes.

Is he mugging for drama to create negative 'buzz' for his channel or does he actually have some kind of personality disorder.

Doesn't he understand that all he has to do to create drama buzz is have a really strongly held AMD novel opinion about a popular film or TV drama.

Hey /u/snallygaster this is the other youtube pedophile I was thinking of the other day.

I get all these streaming pedo's confused.

ohhhhh, that makes sense. i forgot that destiny was a pedo too.

if you're going to be an edgy try hard, at least make an effort at it. a billion other people posted the same canned joke, gg you mong