I'm kinda upset that "inshallah" has a bad rap nowadays, as a programmer. Because of that joke:
So, on some international conference on Object Oriented Programming or something, after the main event is over some programmers just discuss how it's really is over a beer, and in this case they talk about how to communicate with clients about timelines of implementing features.
A Brazilian programmer is, yeah, you know guys, we have a beautiful word "manyana", it literally means "tomorrow morning", but actually it means that yeah, we are thinking about it, so maybe not tomorrow but next week, you know.
An Englishman says, "yeah, actually we use the word "soon" to the same effect, it doesn't actually mean soon, but that yeah, maybe next week or next month, you know".
Then a Malaysian programmer is like, "I know, right, but we Muslim programmers have an ever better term: "inshalla". It means basically the same thing, but without this, you know, implication of hastiness".
"Inshallah" means "all in God's hands". It is often used in the same context as for example "God willing" in English, like you're saying that you're going to have something done relatively soon if everything goes all right. Very useful idiom!
Hate speech is protected under the First Amendment. Need I cite all the SCOTUS rulings on this?
Physical assault isn't. You cannot physically assault someone for shouting "sieg heil" or physically assault somebody for holding up a sign that says "pray for more dead fag soldiers".
Want an example? Here's your fellow antifa retards assaulting KKK members in California, who then stabbed back in self-defense.
And it was judged to be acceptable self-defense, because the antifa were the aggressors.
"Regardless of an individual or group's beliefs or ideologies,” the police statement said, “they are entitled to live without the fear of physical violence and have the right, under the law, to defend themselves when attacked.”
Maybe one day your antifa brothers will physically assault a Trump supporter because he wore a MAGA hat, who then shoots and removes one of them from the genetic pool. And I guarantee you it will ruled as legitimate self-defense.
Democrats: Oh gosh, we'd do anything as long as you vote for us. We'll reduce welfare and bomb some foreigners if ya want! Are you gonna vote for us? Please vote for us.
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n/a iiiiiiiiiiiijiii 2017-01-22
Death to South Park neutrals inshallah I will find you and make you take a side
n/a OiBoiFloyd 2017-01-22
South Park Infidels shall be beheaded
n/a NO-STUMPING-TRUMP 2017-01-22
mashallah brother
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-22
I'm kinda upset that "inshallah" has a bad rap nowadays, as a programmer. Because of that joke:
So, on some international conference on Object Oriented Programming or something, after the main event is over some programmers just discuss how it's really is over a beer, and in this case they talk about how to communicate with clients about timelines of implementing features.
A Brazilian programmer is, yeah, you know guys, we have a beautiful word "manyana", it literally means "tomorrow morning", but actually it means that yeah, we are thinking about it, so maybe not tomorrow but next week, you know.
An Englishman says, "yeah, actually we use the word "soon" to the same effect, it doesn't actually mean soon, but that yeah, maybe next week or next month, you know".
Then a Malaysian programmer is like, "I know, right, but we Muslim programmers have an ever better term: "inshalla". It means basically the same thing, but without this, you know, implication of hastiness".
n/a night-addict 2017-01-22
OK I don't get it, am I that guy
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-22
"Inshallah" means "all in God's hands". It is often used in the same context as for example "God willing" in English, like you're saying that you're going to have something done relatively soon if everything goes all right. Very useful idiom!
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-22
What makes a man turn neutral?
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-22
Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.
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n/a ralpher313 2017-01-22
And as always:
"Shut up, you filthy moderate! The left-wingers/right-wingers are WAY worse! Fuck you for disagreeing with me!"
Never change, Reddit. Or maybe do, because you're kinda awful right now.
n/a freet0 2017-01-22
DAE GOLDEN MEME FALLACY??????
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNLPGCCUfnY
n/a marsjazztrio 2017-01-22
/u/cajunbander, how does it feel to say such a horrible thing that could imply crazy nutbars are crazy? I'm shocked they crazily downvoted you.
n/a thefran 2017-01-22
I take objection to any and all "X are just as bad as Y" arguments, because they almost never are.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-22
http://imgur.com/gallery/7nPIzZg
n/a thefran 2017-01-22
Enjoy you're ban.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-22
You're not a mod here the hell you talking about
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-22
Ok, you're banned.
n/a xjapxn 2017-01-22
Ur mum is banned
n/a buttsecksyermum 2017-01-22
n/a Mr_Thunders 2017-01-22
n/a ComedicSans 2017-01-22
Delete your account.
n/a ituckuinbed 2017-01-22
Posting here in reply to your comment on /r/nottheonionbecause mods keep deleting my reply.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/5p757x/grasping_for_metaphor_reporters_flock_to_burning/dcrn109/
No you cannot you mongoloid schizo trash.
Hate speech is protected under the First Amendment. Need I cite all the SCOTUS rulings on this?
Physical assault isn't. You cannot physically assault someone for shouting "sieg heil" or physically assault somebody for holding up a sign that says "pray for more dead fag soldiers".
Want an example? Here's your fellow antifa retards assaulting KKK members in California, who then stabbed back in self-defense.
http://www.newsweek.com/kkk-members-stabbed-protesters-self-defense-police-say-attack-caught-video-431548
And it was judged to be acceptable self-defense, because the antifa were the aggressors.
Maybe one day your antifa brothers will physically assault a Trump supporter because he wore a MAGA hat, who then shoots and removes one of them from the genetic pool. And I guarantee you it will ruled as legitimate self-defense.
You are my favorite pidorashka lolcow.
n/a thefran 2017-01-22
Fascinating.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-01-22
FUCKING NEUTRALS GET OUT
n/a the-fight-picker 2017-01-22
I have no strong feelings on neutrality, one way or the other.
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-01-22
SOUTH PARK CENTRISM
FALSE EQUIVALENCY
HASHTAG BOTHSIDES
MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n/a clintonbro 2017-01-22
It's refreshing to see anarchist hate in the wild and by leftist protesters no less
n/a Malevolent_USB_Drive 2017-01-22
Horseshoe
n/a shadowbanned2 2017-01-22
I didn't know this was a thing
n/a Malevolent_USB_Drive 2017-01-22
Also wtf, /r/drama is back up but no submissions?
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-01-22
n/a Fartkin 2017-01-22
Disgusting this is everything r/drama stands against. Pick a side and start REEEEEEEEEing faggot.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-22
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-22
Democrats: Oh gosh, we'd do anything as long as you vote for us. We'll reduce welfare and bomb some foreigners if ya want! Are you gonna vote for us? Please vote for us.
Republicans: We want your money. Fuck you.
n/a anorganicbear 2017-01-22
"I take the center position to appear moderate, because I'm not original enough to actually hold a real position"