Almost everyone outside the USA and quite a few people in the USA. It's an idiotic myth that Americans don't like soccer. We just have a mediocre league (not terrible, not the best) that can't rival the Euro leagues. Instead advertisers pump money into boring ass games like American Football and Basketball. How is it even remotely exciting to draw a one hour game out for four fucking hours (in the case of football) or have so much scoring that only the last seconds of the game matter (basketball).
Ah, I get it the intricacies, nuances, and beauty of American Football are too difficult for a Neanderthal, such as yourself, to understand.
Or is it that you enjoy the hot man-on-man action of European football? Where men flop around and cry to men around them and fans riot and tackle each other in a dog pile of hot man-on-man action?
I'm actually literally eating an apple, so I might be a child. But no, I'm waiting for my coworkers to finish their jobs so I can start doing mine. I was hoping that you'd actually get mad so I could pass some time.
American football is just rugby for pussies. With pads, overweight players, and breaks every ten seconds so that more budweiser commercials can be aired.
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-01-25
http://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif
n/a PMme_YourAsshole 2017-01-25
Well, it's soccer. Who gives a shit.
n/a moudougou 2017-01-25
Billions of people?
n/a cggreene2 2017-01-25
Fucking Chav Scum
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
Almost everyone outside the USA and quite a few people in the USA. It's an idiotic myth that Americans don't like soccer. We just have a mediocre league (not terrible, not the best) that can't rival the Euro leagues. Instead advertisers pump money into boring ass games like American Football and Basketball. How is it even remotely exciting to draw a one hour game out for four fucking hours (in the case of football) or have so much scoring that only the last seconds of the game matter (basketball).
n/a PMme_YourAsshole 2017-01-25
Because I like to watch teams score points, and not kick a ball around a field for 90 minutes and end in a 0-0 tie.
It's fucking stupid, I would rather watch women's basketball. Hell, kids soccer is more exciting.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
Ah, I get it the intricacies, nuances, and beauty of soccer are too difficult for a Neanderthal, such as yourself, to understand.
n/a PMme_YourAsshole 2017-01-25
No, it's just plain stupid.
Thanks for playing.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
ROFLMAO
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
Ah, I get it the intricacies, nuances, and beauty of American Football are too difficult for a Neanderthal, such as yourself, to understand.
Or is it that you enjoy the hot man-on-man action of European football? Where men flop around and cry to men around them and fans riot and tackle each other in a dog pile of hot man-on-man action?
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
Lol, that's adorable! Mimicry is the highest form of flattery!
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
Well, I did have to fix some punctuation.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
Glad you could be useful for something other than being an idiot!
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
Soccer sucks and is full of whiny, flopping manbabies. The fans are also whiny manbabies that can't handle losing, so they fight each other.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
Awwww...nap time? You're having a bit of a tantrum. Are you a soccer player?
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
I'm actually literally eating an apple, so I might be a child. But no, I'm waiting for my coworkers to finish their jobs so I can start doing mine. I was hoping that you'd actually get mad so I could pass some time.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-01-25
I don't get mad at simpletons, I pity them. In other words, I pity you.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
https://youtu.be/nmcqrAopaLs?t=41s
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-25
American football is just rugby for pussies. With pads, overweight players, and breaks every ten seconds so that more budweiser commercials can be aired.
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
A lot of people in here are still really upset about Chad the quarterback.
n/a HungriWalrus 2017-01-25
You tried
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25
No, that's the point. I didn't try at all. I just replaced a couple words.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-25
Everybody other than handegg loving Amerifats.
n/a PMme_YourAsshole 2017-01-25
So nobody important...thanks for confirming that.
n/a Crowsworth 2017-01-25
PSG fans are pretty fucking protective of the Arab Oil League, and anyone claiming PSG have it easy are downvoted into hell for such insults.
n/a moudougou 2017-01-25
I didn't know Ligue 1 had this nickname. I don't think it's fair, Russian Potash money could win this year.
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-01-25
I haven't kept in touch with football for many years now but isn't EPL itself full of petrodollars?
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-01-25
'Etihad stadium', 'Emirates stadium'
Also I can never ever make a comment in r/soccer without getting downvoted. The most easily offended sub for sure.
n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-25
Yup. All the big London and MAchester clubs are controlled by Arab oil sheikhs.
It's even carried over to the US, with New York City FC being a subsidiary of the City Football Group, which is owned by Etihad.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-25
This is the first time since Petain ran the country the French bothered to fight for something.