My ass hurts.

0  2017-01-25 by get_into_the_box

8 comments

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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me too thanks.

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Count yourself lucky. My dick is sore as fuck too.

Use lube next time.

Diaper rash?

I actually shredded the left side of my colon with a massive shit after I ate a lot of stool-hardening material for dinner. I went down ti the shitter to do some business and it felt very hard and sharp, as it "exited" my system It sliced my ass up pretty good and I had to go to the hospital and get the wound cauterised. I wiped and sterilised it with a baby wipe so as not to disgust the emergency team, but they were all laughing at me. I was laughing tok because of how absurd it was, and we joked around a bit on the ambulance. Fun times.

means you did it right.