I actually shredded the left side of my colon with a massive shit after I ate a lot of stool-hardening material for dinner. I went down ti the shitter to do some business and it felt very hard and sharp, as it "exited" my system It sliced my ass up pretty good and I had to go to the hospital and get the wound cauterised. I wiped and sterilised it with a baby wipe so as not to disgust the emergency team, but they were all laughing at me. I was laughing tok because of how absurd it was, and we joked around a bit on the ambulance. Fun times.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-25
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-25
me too thanks.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-01-25
Snapshillbot is on the ball today I see
n/a Letterbocks 2017-01-25
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n/a Malevolent_USB_Drive 2017-01-25
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n/a ExilesReturn 2017-01-25
Diaper rash?
n/a wejbejejehe 2017-01-25
I actually shredded the left side of my colon with a massive shit after I ate a lot of stool-hardening material for dinner. I went down ti the shitter to do some business and it felt very hard and sharp, as it "exited" my system It sliced my ass up pretty good and I had to go to the hospital and get the wound cauterised. I wiped and sterilised it with a baby wipe so as not to disgust the emergency team, but they were all laughing at me. I was laughing tok because of how absurd it was, and we joked around a bit on the ambulance. Fun times.
n/a 74692573189753890768 2017-01-25
means you did it right.