Deadspin buried by Ted "Rat King" Cruz

84  2017-01-25 by wwyzzerdd

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I would have fucked young Ted Cruz

huh, what a world

Wait, you mean Grayson Allen? Or is there actually a picture of young Ted Cruz in there? All I saw were shitty, artifact'd tumblr gifs.

Oh.

Well whoever the pictured young man is could get it no matter how many bodies he has hidden under his floorboards

Oh yeah. That's Grayson "The Zodiac Tripper" Allen.

He is quite good looking, but also quite the douche.

I hate myself for thinking the same thing.

I thought it was photoshopped ted Cruz with his face smashed.

Congrats on making Ted Cruz seem human deadspin. It was surprisingly easy.

Fuck deadspin for making me "like" a Ted Cruz tweet.

I hate it when one person I hate makes me hate another person I already hate somewhat less hatefully.

It's easy to get out-memed when you're on the side that's unfunny and endlessly triggered.

BTFO TBH FAM

I am officially a /cruzmissile/ now

As funny is that is, Christian Laettner 2.0 is an insufferable douche.

So he's your brother?

But is he as good as Christian though?

He's pretty good. He's one of if not the main reason that Duke won the championship game two years ago. He's having a down year and seriously needs to stop being a douche nozzle and playing dirty, but he's definitely a good player.

Well I was going to say, if he isn't Christian good, let us not sully the name of that guy, the one everyone loved to hate because he was so good. I also may have just watched the 30 for 30 on him the other day.

the main reason that Duke won the championship game

lol.

Deadspin can't even out meme Ted Cruz. Fucking amateurs.

Leave it to a Gawker site to make me feel bad for Ted Cruz. I wanna buy the guy a can of soup.

FUCK DEADSPIN

how do you fuck up so bad ted cruz comes out looking like the cool one

Hours later, David Ford, a spokesperson for Fusion, which is also owned by Univision, tweeted: "If you thought @Deadspin or the other [Gawker Media Group] sites would greatly alter their independent, irreverent voices just [because] they were acquired... Wrong."

Apparently being blatantly insulting is "independent and irreverent" now. Drama should have a news site.

Hey guys, check this out: "Ahem. Fuck Trump." Wow I'm such an independent irreverent! Think I can get an ad deal?

How do you get rekt by Ted Cruz of all people? Like I forgot he even existed. Then again I forgot deadspin existed too...

So he "rekt" deadspin because he made a joke?

Why is Pet Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

Boom. I fucking rekt you freet0.

No he rekt them because they didn't believe he played basketball and when he proved it they got mad...

They believe he plays basketball they just want a picture of him playing. He started a congressional pickup game and deadspin is amused by the idea of Ted Cruz playing basketball. The image he linked is some college player that looks vaguely like Ted Cruz. He was making a joke.

CANT BRUISE THE CRUZ

Gawker goes through infinite lawsuits, loses hundreds of advertisers, their CEO files a personal bankruptcy, and yet they still want to play identity politics, polarize and bully people after having to shut down their main website.

At first I felt sorry for them, I thought it was ignorance and passion. Now I really don't.