r/drama: /u/Spez speaks, drama erupts in the comments.

/u/Spez speaks, drama erupts in the comments.

41 2017-01-25 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

117 comments

n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-25

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n/a LONGDICKLAMAR 2017-01-25

Comparing /r/Niggers with subreddits about President Trump.

Imagine being this fucking dramatic. /u/twelflife, comment?

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

I won't comment, but I will report you to the admins for harassment, thanks.

n/a LONGDICKLAMAR 2017-01-25

While you're at it, could you also explain why you deleted your comment and then reposted it in the same thread? Is it because you were downvoted for being retarded and thus, are ashamed?

n/a bytewake 2017-01-25

imagine caring about karma that much

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Clearly he's no Karma Chameleon.

n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-01-25

Eh, they come and go.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife just FYI deleting the comment doesn't reset your karma

You have to delete your account for that

n/a Chavril 2017-01-25

damn, top autist work!

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

OH NOES!

n/a pol__invictus__risen 2017-01-25

Will you totally not cry as you do it, like someone who definitely isn't a sensitive little girl?

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-25

brigading

We're in our own sub, if anything, you're the one brigading

harassment

Literally everything is harassment nowadays

Have fun

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Don't worry brother. I've reported the reporter for abuse of reporting.

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-25

I've reported you for reporting the reporter for abuse of reporting.

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Lets find out how far we can take this...

I've reported you for reporting me for reporting the reporter for abusing reporting.

n/a HungJurror 2017-01-25

I'll have you know I've reported you for reporting him for reporting you for reporting the reporter for abusing reporting.

n/a Oxus007 2017-01-25

And we'll laugh as nothing happens?

n/a riemann1413 2017-01-25

dude /u/twelflife is zipping up a file as we speak

you're gonna feel so silly

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a riemann1413 2017-01-25

what do you think brigading is?

n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-01-25

I'll defer to /u/twelflife on that, I hear he can deadlift 400 lbs

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a ConvertsToMetric 2017-01-25

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n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

GTFO with your communist measurements.

n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a icyhat 2017-01-25

Reported to my local weed store, they have a decent selection.

n/a Assy-McGee 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for stale-meme abuse

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n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

/u/twetlife doesnt undertand brigading

n/a bytewake 2017-01-25

can you pls at least create slightly different responses? personalize them a bit fam

n/a get_into_the_box 2017-01-25

Notice me senpai.

n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-01-25

I noticed you. <3

n/a icyhat 2017-01-25

Hey man, take it from me, just smoke a bowl and relax. There isn't a need to get all angry here.

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

You keep using those words... I don't think they mean what you think they mean.

n/a MadMaxMercer 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-01-25

Is that you, Jewdank?

n/a icyhat 2017-01-25

Can you report me as well. I like being reported. It's totally my fetish.

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

How many people have you reported for harassment and brigading?

n/a Chicup 2017-01-25

I'm being harassed by an entire subreddit that I've never even visited because of an anti-Trump comment in this thread, right now. Pages of my inbox have been filled. They're repeating my usename over and over to make sure I can't block it (I already disabled inbox replies for the thread). I don't think I should have to disable an entire feature of Reddit just because they're using it for brigading and harassment.

(To try to get around the brigading rules, what they do is link to the thread, then link to the user in the comments.)

I'm trying to imagine being so fragile. I have a feeling this users post history is going to be hilarious.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife seems to prefer not to be pinged, so make sure you totally don't do that, okay?

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

You're welcome!

Please also tell them I am a transdimensional lesbian nazi.

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reportedd to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a Garrand 2017-01-25

You didn't thank him, you fucking ogre.

n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-25

u/twelflife, are you upset that there was not an apology in most recent response? Asking for a friend.

n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-25

Frankly I'm not entirely sure that /u/twelflife even wants an apology anymore

n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-01-25

I can't wait for the admins to just tell him to turn off username pings.

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

They already did.

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5q4qmg/out_with_2016_in_with_2017/dcwkoz4/

n/a DrunkAutopilot 2017-01-25

I'm pinging and replying to /u/twelflife.

One should cancel the other out, right? I'd hate to be reported to the admins for harassment and brigading.

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

What else can you tell us, /u/twelflife?

Do you like party parrots?

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

It's kind of a shame that you couldn't see this happening and go "gee, maybe I shouldn't be so thin skinned".

n/a ghostchamber 2017-01-25

So what is eighth grade like these days?

n/a Delicateplace 2017-01-25

Reporting u/twelflife for spam

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

n/a Oxus007 2017-01-25

Jewdank is that you?

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

You got my hopes up =[

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

Shut up stupid cuck

n/a tehcraz 2017-01-25

Reported for reporting.

n/a serialflamingo 2017-01-25

I can't find the drama :(

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

The drama is in THIS thread, not that one. :)

n/a John_Ketch 2017-01-25

Just ping /u/twelflife

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a WalterMatthau 2017-01-25

I want a report too, can I get one? /u/twelflife

n/a eufouric 2017-01-25

report me u wont

n/a lordkars 2017-01-25

/u/twelfie do it or no balls

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-01-25

Somehow you messed up copy pasting this and you had to edit your comment lmao 😂😂 pretty stoopid aren't ya /u/twelflife

n/a Sai22 2017-01-25

How cute /u/twelflife

n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-01-25

Sorted by controversial for you. Lazy smh.

n/a serialflamingo 2017-01-25

Thank u bb.

n/a my__name__is 2017-01-25

I love how when looking at controversial completely opposite bitchfest posts are stacked on one over the other. Reddit is both oppressing free speech hating and a breeding ground for bigots apparently. Double think! 1984! The world is anarchy 'cause mah website is mean :(

n/a riemann1413 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife if you do not enjoy the use of the admin implemented pinging feature you can disable it in your preferences

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a riemann1413 2017-01-25

if this admin implemented feature is not for you, simply go to https://www.reddit.com/prefs/ and uncheck the box labeled "notify me when people say my username" under "messaging options"

unfortunately it won't make you stop imagining brigades, but it will turn off the pings.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-25

Um, what exactly is being brigaded in this instance?

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

I invite anyone reading this comment to come to the meetup at the adult video store in Gainesville TX and brigade my wife's holes

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

I've been to Gainesville... I don't want to even imagine how nasty a porn shop in that town is.

n/a serialflamingo 2017-01-25

He's just trying to help :(

I suppose you thanked him at least :)

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

How long is it going to be before you turn off pings?

n/a MG87 2017-01-25

So you're legit retarded? That was helpful advice.

n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-25

Here's to a happy, productive, drama-free (ha), 2017!

lol, that thread is turning into trench drama warfare.

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

We shall go on to the end, we shall meme on Reddit, we shall meme on the subs and chats, we shall meme with growing confidence and growing strength in the /r/politics, we shall defend our subreddit, whatever the cost may be, we shall meme on the new queue, we shall meme on the hot queue, we shall meme in the modmails and in the private messages, we shall meme in our dreams; we shall never surrender.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

We're a bit pent up from the recent closure.

n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-25

This one is funny

I am manning up, I'm standing up and saying I don't want spez to stand on the sidelines anymore. I'm speaking up and calling the shithead a fuckface douche-bag. I'm using my voice! How about you stop being a coward? Oh, never mind, I see you're Canadian.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

/u/digitalcashmoney (nice oxymoron btw) how old are you? 16?

n/a digitalcashmoney 2017-01-25

You misspelled oxymonero.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Nice dodge

n/a digitalcashmoney 2017-01-25

Thank you.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Do you want to fuck my wife? She's 60, fat as shit and can make you a man

n/a digitalcashmoney 2017-01-25

Fuck no! What the fuck is wrong with you? You sick bastard.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Pls no kink shame

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Words never spoken before.

n/a gerradp 2017-01-25

Ha, you are a neckbeard simpleton AND a cryptocoin fetishist? What a unique combo

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

/u/twetlife is a dum cuck, /u/twetlife btfo

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

/u/twetflife is a dum cuck, /u/comeycomequat is too.

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife is brigading r/drama

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a Fiery1Phoenix 2017-01-25

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a twelflife 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Thank you, /u/twelflife, but have you considered this approach might not be the best one?

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Reported to the CIA for stuff and things.

n/a MG87 2017-01-25

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

Brigading to the admins for reporting and harassment, thanks

n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife my rancid, sores-covered cock just broke ur mum's butt cherry 🍒🍒🍒

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Reported for spreading AIDS

n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-25

Did you just assume my AIDS status?

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Yes I did bb

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-01-25

I hear that /u/spez is a nice guy.

n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-25

Delete this

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

Wew lad

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

I'm being harassed by an entire subreddit that I've never even visited because of an anti-Trump comment in this thread, right now. Pages of my inbox have been filled. They're repeating my usename over and over to make sure I can't block it (I already disabled inbox replies for the thread). I don't think I should have to disable an entire feature of Reddit just because they're using it for brigading and harassment. (To try to get around the brigading rules, what they do is link to the thread, then link to the user in the comments.)

Are you all aware of this travesty?

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-01-25

I wasn't aware of that. Who said that, anyhow?

n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-01-25

Another victim of the relentless hordes @ /r/drama.

Lets all take a moment and pour out some milk in memory.

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

I think you should tell us who this virtuous user is so that we can sing their praises to the angels.

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-25

/u/digitalcashmoney is that how CTR paid?

n/a cggreene2 2017-01-25

Hahaha i made too comment. Take that /u/phedre

n/a phedre 2017-01-25

... who are you?

n/a Chavril 2017-01-25

Hey /u/twelflife, what kind of moisturizer you use?

n/a Mournhold 2017-01-25

It's threads like these that make me happy that /r/Drama is alive once again.

n/a AddictedReddit 2017-01-25

/u/twelflife, why are you so mad?

n/a Nikolasv 2017-01-25

Repost from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5q4qmg/out_with_2016_in_with_2017/dd01isu/?context=3

How about you deluded Reddit staff stop catering to the "superuser" group of neckbeards that run most large subreddits and use IRC, slackchat, etc. and other non-Reddit venues to make alliances? How about you actually focus on normal users? How about you actually notify people when their posts are being deleted or not showing up, instead of fooling people like sneaks that their posts are getting through, but if you log off you finally learn the truth... Since I am not dumb, I know this is a failed tactic offortrying to keep the trolls, racists, chankids pedophiles you courted under wraps, but you only punish well adjusted users and empower the superuser neckbeard cliques with that failed strategy. Reddit inverts every principle that existed on pre-Reddit discussion mediums. They discouraged multiple accounts, yet you encourage them because Ohanian and other founders admitted to themselves creating hordes of accounts to seed this site and fool others into thinking Reddit had a userbase it didn't in the early days. Only certain approved subs like /r/gonewild that couldn't function without them them should allow users to post with second accounts, but other subreddits absolutely should not. On the non-reddit internet some sites have filters that don't allow certain websites to be posted, but you will be told you cannot submit a url or that particular url upon submission. But nope not on Reddit, any of the superuser neckbeard mods with agendas can set an automod to block sites that don't suit their hidden agenda, and thousands of users waste thousands of man-hours writing posts that they don't even know are not getting through! The superuser neckbeards can delete a sub or make it private and make hundreds of thousands of user man-hours go to waste as their efforts writing posts just went down the shitter because the neckbeards decided on IRC/slackchat/discord!

Get your shit together and stop focusing on the minority of neckbeards that mod most top subreddits and who often also moderate dozens or hundreds of other subreddits. This medium is barely above the level of chanboards or meta-sized IGN board in terms of quality. You will never make money on this site, why would anyone essentially "donate to Reddit gold" to post on the most abusive, circlejerky discussion medium. You total subvert the trust that exists on the non-Reddit discussion world where it is realized that average users makes the content, instead you give moderators who simply had the first Reddit accounts to squat a domain amazing power to set agendas and ban and censor to further their internal agendas. You make all these stupid rules against brigading but they only work on normal users, the superuser neckbeards use IRC, slackchat, discord and constantly cite Reddit threads on those non-Reddit medisum and gossip about Reddit there because they have no lives. That is the brigading that matters. Or better yet, allow the quality subreddits to turn voting actually off, and really off, not the weak CSS that can be over-ridden by going to a user's page or on the mobile version. That is the only way to truly allow mods that give a shit to fight brigading and agendas, but you will never do that. You actually encourage and want the fighting, the name calling, the circlejerking because it mean more clicks and you Reddit staff fool yourself that the more clicks the more you win. But you just keep self-selecting for the trolls, the weirdos, neckbeards, the people who want to push agendas and drive most well adjusted users off.