3 day old account thinks they're being brigaded. This 3 day old account has already made a post on /r/spam and mods no subs

17  2017-01-25 by CucksLoveTrump

19 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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/u/jewdank /u/twelflife is a pedophile

Reported to the FBI for teh lulz

They could be a recently arrested schoolboy anarchist.

God I love the whining, it's almost childlike.

Also love how they claimed by making a post linking to a comment and then pinging the person is "bypassing brigading rules" LULZ, what a retard.

almost childlike

almost?

I replied to the comments that they were spamming my inbox with. They can apparently harass people across multiple subreddits and get away with it, and if they're not banned I want to know why.

Ooooo, baby starting to hulk.

dude could just like walk away for a few hours and it would all blow over

Fuck that this is getting me hawt.

I want him to keep going, shits hilaridog fam.

this is tru. I just wonder how people get like this

Mental illness or doing too many drugs.

Party at your house!

they would fit right in here then

I'm not saying they wouldn't, just answering the question.

and if they're not banned I want to know why.

Because we aren't breaking any rules. That's why we won't be banned. twelflife gave the same exact response as Jewdank did, like word for word. So that tells me that it's either Jewdank's new account or they are familiar with her in some capacity.

That or it's a thing paranoid people do.

/u/twelflife what a fucking loser...

/u/twelflife were you always such a little bitch?

Be nice, they have feelings after all. Ask if they need to run to the store to buy more tampons.

Reported to the admins for harassment and brigading, thanks

Luckily for us that he's too stupid to know how to turn off ____ _____. I won't tell him, I will let the admins handle that.

Ooh ooh! I'd like to solve!

"Turn off user pings"

It's not like they will ever return to this sub again. I think taking the internet seriously should be a crime. If they were smart, they would have told people to fuck their mothers. I have seen some people that were summoned here on fire and it was fucking glorious.

Hey, u/twelflife, here's a bridge.

Amazing how posting early shitposts on a comments page can net you 4000 points and several top comments, in 4 days.