How cliche. You 12 year olds waste you time just typing the same 3 letters, along with your other cliches. Isn't it time you realized you waste hours of your life just telling people to kill themselves or suck your dick? You're just waiting for someone to break down and bend their knees before you? I like your imagination. I think you need a reality check. You won't get power that easily. Go do something else with your time, like reading books, or just keep playing your COD. It's time you stop seeking power. It's just a blatant waste of time.
iirc /r/relationship has always been weird with family relationships. like it's cool to completely cut ties from everyone, but if you wanna fuck around or get all inappropriate with your siblings, well fuck everyone else.
seen shit like this a few times, mostly with sister/brother having really "close" relationships. and apparently everyone else is fucking weird cus you didn't think it was neat to keep topless photo of your sister because you just didn't come from a close fam.
It's weird as fuck and parents shouldn't be encouraging their underage children to have sex.
This is one of those situations where I'm 99% sure posters in /r/relationships would be giving different answers if it were a step-brother and sister. Especially if there was an age difference between the two. Say, 17 year old step-brother and 14/15 year old step-sister.
It's not that, it's that turnabout is always fair play.
It's not a good tactic, and it's not the target that makes it okay. It's that they used it first. And if you decide to play by some other, 'nicer' version of the rules than the one your opponent plays by, well, let me know how that works out for you.
You people and your sandbox understanding of morality. You are children raised on the simplistic morality of saturday morning cartoons. You're not quite old enough to 'get' why life can't work that way.
If someone tries to kill me, I'm trying to kill them right back, whether killing is wrong or not. And if someone wants to destroy my livelihood for my opinions, I will destroy them for theirs. It's not 'no bad tactics, just bad targets', it's Tit-for-tat, and that's an entirely different thing.
[Pasta Maker's]Edit: It's the difference between self-defense and murder. They'll never stop until they get stung by this in a real way--until they are too terrified that they, too, might lose their jobs and careers to try to take any scalps of their own. That's how the world works. People don't do the right thing. They do what they think they can get away with. And if you sit there and take it like a fucking punk, they will never stop fucking you.
I guess it is not that bad if they are step-siblings, but it is still weird as fuck.
I'm not sure that that logic applies if they are gays, you know. I mean, "step-sibling incest is not as bad because at least there's no risk of birth defects".
shouldn't exactly stop it but i feel like it's also okay for a parent to be uncomfortable with thsi idea and want to discourage it and at the very least split them up so they each have a room and not provide them with god damn condoms.
Well, I figure it'll toughen him up some, totally suck ass, and if you're going to be gay you can at least go die in a war. Also gets these two incestuous fruitcakes out of my sight.
More realistically, they each guzzle a shitload of cum and learn a shitload about gay sex at military school, and then when they're reunited they initiate a hardcore leather master/slave relationship.
Using a throwaway because my family know my account.
So I married my wife [49 F] when our sons were both 9. They were born a few months apart, and in the same school year (different primary schools, they met when we introduced them). They got along incredibly well and wife and I thought ourselves very lucky. They go to the same secondary school and have the same group of friends, they've gotten even closer since then.
They have always been very touchy-feely with each other, the normal play-fights boys have but also hugging a lot, kissing each others cheeks, sitting on each others knees, cuddling on couch, sometimes sleeping in the same bed if they fell asleep reading or something. Looking back maybe this wasn't the best idea, but I love step-son as a son (his dad isn't around) and wife loves my son as a son too (his mother died when he was young), so we've always thought of them as brothers.
Last night during dinner I asked step-son if he was seeing anyone lately (he is openly gay but we've never met a boyfriend), suddenly step-son and son were looking sheepishly at each other before my son drops the bombshell: "Actually, we've kind of been seeing each other for over a year." Wife and I were really shocked, I honestly didn't even know my son was gay.
Other than the fact they were together my son didn't give any details, however step-son lacks a mental filter (especially with his mum) and so we know they have had sex with each other and have been sleeping in the same bed nearly every night, with son sneaking back to his bedroom early in the morning.
Now we're at a loss for what to do next. I'm thinking we need to set boundaries - no sleeping in same bed EVER, no sex in our house until they're 16 at least, I think family therapy for all four of us should be mandatory. To be honest I wanted to make them break up then and there but both son and step-son refused.
Also my wife has always been... a hippy of sorts, which I found cute (until now). She and I agreed about being sex positive with the boys, educating them about protection, consent, relationships and trust from when they started secondary school (age 11). However, wife is (IMO) taking this too far with the current situation; Her idea was to give them a box of condoms and let the boys live together in bigger bedroom, turning the smaller bedroom into a lounge for the boys!!!
tl;dr: Step-son and son are in a sexual relationship, wife seems weirdly chilled about this and I'm losing my mind! What do I do?
It's so odd how that (48 M) types exactly like a (22 F) by ending every sentence with a question mark? And sounding like really unsure of himself and saying like I dunno a lot?
One thing's for sure: He's definitely not an effeminate 16 year-old boy fantasizing about buggering his step-brother and writing erotic fiction on reddit hoping to hear from people who will tell him it's totes natural and normal.
As a parent (blech), you pay attention to things like your kid's dating interests. Knowing the boys were that close and knowing one was gay, and continuing to room them together, and having been a horned up 14 year old too, there's no fucking way this outcome would surprise me....
Man /u/Humble_Advice I wish you were around when I started sneaking into my younger step sisters room and smashing that puss. Everyone flipped out! I wish people were as understanding as you are
You're entirely correct fam. There was absolutely nothing weird about nailing the shit out of someone I was raised alongside as an elder sibling for years.
Wow I didn't think I'd find a retard in this sub who believes shit like this is real. How are you today? What's your favorite animal? Show me how high you can count.
You don't find it just a bit odd that a "48 year-old man" types in exactly the same voice used by every other 18 year-old millennial on reddit? Same slang terms... same weird usage of question marks at the end of declarative statements
You're telling me you don't find it odd that the OP kept throwing glitter everywhere and pointing to his anus while winking? You need to work on your ability to make wild inferences.
My friend did that and then they stupidly decided that since they were having sex before the break up, they should have sex afterwards. It blew up exactly how you expect.
In the next instalment the boys continue their clandestine affair while attending circus school. They adopt a pair of white tigers. Is the world ready for their naughty hotness?
> /r/relationships: "eh, they're probably gonna fuck whether you want them to or not. you should put them in separate bedrooms but at least make sure they know how to be responsible and use condoms."
>> /r/drama: "REEEEE. THOSE LIBTARD HAGS ARE ACCUSING HIM OF BEING AN OPPRESSIVE GAY BASHER, REEEEE"
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n/a Gunryk 2017-01-26
W... Why are they all so fine with this? What the hell is going on, is everyone in that thread a troll or something??
I guess it is not that bad if they are step-siblings, but it is still weird as fuck.
n/a tHeSiD 2017-01-26
Gay empowerment.. Imagine if it was a boy and a girl..
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-26
"imagine if it were" you illiterate.
n/a tHeSiD 2017-01-26
Kys
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-26
stick to abbreviations. they are about your speed.
n/a 9777 2017-01-26
Damn, gotta remember that next time I play Rocket League.
n/a evannever 2017-01-26
At least he knows where the shift key is.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-01-26
i am like bell hooks bruh
n/a evannever 2017-01-26
You were great on SNL in the '90s
n/a Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-01-26
no he doesn't that obviously autocorrect
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-01-26
How cliche. You 12 year olds waste you time just typing the same 3 letters, along with your other cliches. Isn't it time you realized you waste hours of your life just telling people to kill themselves or suck your dick? You're just waiting for someone to break down and bend their knees before you? I like your imagination. I think you need a reality check. You won't get power that easily. Go do something else with your time, like reading books, or just keep playing your COD. It's time you stop seeking power. It's just a blatant waste of time.
n/a UnFisico 2017-01-26
g.a.y
n/a throwaway11272016 2017-01-26
kys
n/a MG87 2017-01-26
Is this a pasta?
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-01-26
i might be a capitalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 communist girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a breadline🍞
n/a searingsky 2017-01-26
i mean there are enough movies about this sort of shit
n/a JumbledFun 2017-01-26
uhhh that shit is pretty much accepted by everyone. Uber popular 90's movie Clueless was pretty much about that...
n/a MG87 2017-01-26
Wasnt the kid raped by his aunt?
n/a forgotacc 2017-01-26
iirc /r/relationship has always been weird with family relationships. like it's cool to completely cut ties from everyone, but if you wanna fuck around or get all inappropriate with your siblings, well fuck everyone else.
seen shit like this a few times, mostly with sister/brother having really "close" relationships. and apparently everyone else is fucking weird cus you didn't think it was neat to keep topless photo of your sister because you just didn't come from a close fam.
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-01-26
Dude its [CURRENT_YEAR++] now. Get with the times.
n/a botchlings 2017-01-26
It's weird as fuck and parents shouldn't be encouraging their underage children to have sex.
This is one of those situations where I'm 99% sure posters in /r/relationships would be giving different answers if it were a step-brother and sister. Especially if there was an age difference between the two. Say, 17 year old step-brother and 14/15 year old step-sister.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-26
Because the people of reddit are absolute fucking degenerates.
n/a moudougou 2017-01-26
and you're the worst
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-26
Have you killed a hooker, speaking of which
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-26
It's not that, it's that turnabout is always fair play.
It's not a good tactic, and it's not the target that makes it okay. It's that they used it first. And if you decide to play by some other, 'nicer' version of the rules than the one your opponent plays by, well, let me know how that works out for you.
You people and your sandbox understanding of morality. You are children raised on the simplistic morality of saturday morning cartoons. You're not quite old enough to 'get' why life can't work that way.
If someone tries to kill me, I'm trying to kill them right back, whether killing is wrong or not. And if someone wants to destroy my livelihood for my opinions, I will destroy them for theirs. It's not 'no bad tactics, just bad targets', it's Tit-for-tat, and that's an entirely different thing.
[Pasta Maker's]Edit: It's the difference between self-defense and murder. They'll never stop until they get stung by this in a real way--until they are too terrified that they, too, might lose their jobs and careers to try to take any scalps of their own. That's how the world works. People don't do the right thing. They do what they think they can get away with. And if you sit there and take it like a fucking punk, they will never stop fucking you.
n/a riemann1413 2017-01-26
n/a cole1114 2017-01-26
No, but a hooker killed a family member.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-01-26
tips kepi
d'generate
n/a alarmmightsound 2017-01-26
Gotta empower the opposed, dude. It's actual slave morality.
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-01-26
I'm not sure that that logic applies if they are gays, you know. I mean, "step-sibling incest is not as bad because at least there's no risk of birth defects".
n/a BannaHamHock 2017-01-26
Blood incest isn't only bad because of the risk of birth defects, you degenerate
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-26
Realistically though how would you stop them?
n/a Jazzeki 2017-01-26
shouldn't exactly stop it but i feel like it's also okay for a parent to be uncomfortable with thsi idea and want to discourage it and at the very least split them up so they each have a room and not provide them with god damn condoms.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
Most of the commenters are saying the same thing as you.
n/a registered2LOLatU 2017-01-26
I'd send them to separate military schools, personally.
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-26
You would send your gay sons to all male schools so they stop having sex?
n/a registered2LOLatU 2017-01-26
Well, I figure it'll toughen him up some, totally suck ass, and if you're going to be gay you can at least go die in a war. Also gets these two incestuous fruitcakes out of my sight.
n/a PrinterRepairSpec 2017-01-26
More realistically, they each guzzle a shitload of cum and learn a shitload about gay sex at military school, and then when they're reunited they initiate a hardcore leather master/slave relationship.
n/a nopost99 2017-01-26
Practically the only thing they will be doing at such a school.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-01-26
be sure to send a letter and tell them that you disapprove of their personal relationship
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
It's like a fanfic in real life!
n/a Gunryk 2017-01-26
C-Cum in my virgin asshole onii-san~
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
They should do a threesome with the father for extra hot.
n/a theherps 2017-01-26
L-lewd
n/a Nomadlads 2017-01-26
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/776/059/e38.png
n/a lifesbrink 2017-01-26
Yeesh, yaoi!
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
Also OP, thete's only one comment chain with drama, the rest are dramaless, you fucking sloth.
n/a kxxzy 2017-01-26
The OP:
Using a throwaway because my family know my account.
So I married my wife [49 F] when our sons were both 9. They were born a few months apart, and in the same school year (different primary schools, they met when we introduced them). They got along incredibly well and wife and I thought ourselves very lucky. They go to the same secondary school and have the same group of friends, they've gotten even closer since then.
They have always been very touchy-feely with each other, the normal play-fights boys have but also hugging a lot, kissing each others cheeks, sitting on each others knees, cuddling on couch, sometimes sleeping in the same bed if they fell asleep reading or something. Looking back maybe this wasn't the best idea, but I love step-son as a son (his dad isn't around) and wife loves my son as a son too (his mother died when he was young), so we've always thought of them as brothers.
Last night during dinner I asked step-son if he was seeing anyone lately (he is openly gay but we've never met a boyfriend), suddenly step-son and son were looking sheepishly at each other before my son drops the bombshell: "Actually, we've kind of been seeing each other for over a year." Wife and I were really shocked, I honestly didn't even know my son was gay.
Other than the fact they were together my son didn't give any details, however step-son lacks a mental filter (especially with his mum) and so we know they have had sex with each other and have been sleeping in the same bed nearly every night, with son sneaking back to his bedroom early in the morning.
Now we're at a loss for what to do next. I'm thinking we need to set boundaries - no sleeping in same bed EVER, no sex in our house until they're 16 at least, I think family therapy for all four of us should be mandatory. To be honest I wanted to make them break up then and there but both son and step-son refused.
Also my wife has always been... a hippy of sorts, which I found cute (until now). She and I agreed about being sex positive with the boys, educating them about protection, consent, relationships and trust from when they started secondary school (age 11). However, wife is (IMO) taking this too far with the current situation; Her idea was to give them a box of condoms and let the boys live together in bigger bedroom, turning the smaller bedroom into a lounge for the boys!!!
tl;dr: Step-son and son are in a sexual relationship, wife seems weirdly chilled about this and I'm losing my mind! What do I do?
n/a Masturb_Chyiff 2017-01-26
Well, obviously, join in on the fun. It's 2017 for fuck's sake!
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-26
Incest fanfic , also "who was phone" level language skills
I say this is teenage girl projecting her twisted fantasies
n/a Regi66 2017-01-26
Utterly haram
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-01-26
It's so odd how that (48 M) types exactly like a (22 F) by ending every sentence with a question mark? And sounding like really unsure of himself and saying like I dunno a lot?
n/a BlackMartian 2017-01-26
Maybe he's secretly gay too?
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-01-26
One thing's for sure: He's definitely not an effeminate 16 year-old boy fantasizing about buggering his step-brother and writing erotic fiction on reddit hoping to hear from people who will tell him it's totes natural and normal.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-26
So he can show it to his step-brother and convince him that they should totally fuck. That's definitely not happening.
n/a goingtodie 2017-01-26
Notice how OP responses to pretty much everyone. I see that behavior in a lot of the posts that end up fake. That whole thread just screams it.
n/a evannever 2017-01-26
As a parent (blech), you pay attention to things like your kid's dating interests. Knowing the boys were that close and knowing one was gay, and continuing to room them together, and having been a horned up 14 year old too, there's no fucking way this outcome would surprise me....
FAAAAKE.
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-01-26
Man /u/Humble_Advice I wish you were around when I started sneaking into my younger step sisters room and smashing that puss. Everyone flipped out! I wish people were as understanding as you are
n/a Humble_Advice 2017-01-26
It's just sex. As long as its safe, not abusive and consensual then fucking go for it I say.
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-01-26
You're entirely correct fam. There was absolutely nothing weird about nailing the shit out of someone I was raised alongside as an elder sibling for years.
n/a Humble_Advice 2017-01-26
Right.
n/a heartfullofhatred 2017-01-26
Its only weird because you did it right after your step-father.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-01-26
You have no concept of boundaries. Grow up.
n/a Humble_Advice 2017-01-26
Boundaries are something the people involved set. If two biologically unrelated people want to fuck each other they should be allowed to.
n/a registered2LOLatU 2017-01-26
Goddammit I voted for Trump to end this degenerate nonsense. Gas them all.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
Why would voting for Donald "I'd fuck my daughter" would help?
n/a ____________13 2017-01-26
Gays tho
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
He touched rainbow flag, he may as well start working in RuPaul's Drag Race now.
n/a TotallyNotAlligator 2017-01-26
Fuck that he can sashay away off of Air Force One mid flight
n/a registered2LOLatU 2017-01-26
...fucking your daughter is way less degenerate than having two gay sons fucking each other under your own roof.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
Not really, but I understand why you needed to say this.
n/a Somenakedguy 2017-01-26
This is like the alt-right version of oppression olympics
n/a PURINBOYS2002 2017-01-26
They're not blood-related you baka gaijin
n/a double-happiness 2017-01-26
http://i.imgur.com/cutqBtD.jpg
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
I know the guy is in a bad situation but that genuinely made me lol.
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-01-26
Wow I didn't think I'd find a retard in this sub who believes shit like this is real. How are you today? What's your favorite animal? Show me how high you can count.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
I didn't know accusing everything on the Internet of being fake proved my superior intelligence.
I know better now, sorry. ):
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-01-26
You don't find it just a bit odd that a "48 year-old man" types in exactly the same voice used by every other 18 year-old millennial on reddit? Same slang terms... same weird usage of question marks at the end of declarative statements
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
No I don't find it odd because reddit posts don't have voices.
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-01-26
You're telling me you don't find it odd that the OP kept throwing glitter everywhere and pointing to his anus while winking? You need to work on your ability to make wild inferences.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
I have a mental illness. I don't interpret things the same way as everyone else.
n/a Fartkin 2017-01-26
Who cares it's more funny if it's true
n/a forgotacc 2017-01-26
ure fake af u shitlord.
Fuck, that feels good.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
What does that mean
n/a forgotacc 2017-01-26
you're not real, man. i can tell with the way you type. just like every 18 year old millennial on reddit.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-26
That would make sense because I'm 22. x)
n/a TheSmugAnimeGirl 2017-01-26
step-siblings fucking
Just like in my mongolian slide shows!
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-01-26
There is actually a Spanish show called Los Serrano in which one of the storylines is sexual tension between step-siblings.
n/a TheSmugAnimeGirl 2017-01-26
MUY BIEN
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-01-26
I wish people still beat their children. Sigh.
n/a jPaolo 2017-01-26
You can do it yourself!
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-01-26
Yeah, they're 14 and 15. Really fucking doubt it's going to last.
n/a Jazzeki 2017-01-26
more likely? they are going to break up within the year and it's going to be awkward as fuck to live together.
can you imagine haveing to live with your ex?
n/a blindcandyman 2017-01-26
My friend did that and then they stupidly decided that since they were having sex before the break up, they should have sex afterwards. It blew up exactly how you expect.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-01-26
In the next instalment the boys continue their clandestine affair while attending circus school. They adopt a pair of white tigers. Is the world ready for their naughty hotness?
"I touched my brothers delicate cheek, sexily..."
n/a LemonScore 2017-01-26
Well, this is genuinely fucked-up and I don't even know what the fuck to say.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-26
Surprised nobody advised a threesome.
n/a FuckUYouFuckingFuck_ 2017-01-26
> /r/relationships: "eh, they're probably gonna fuck whether you want them to or not. you should put them in separate bedrooms but at least make sure they know how to be responsible and use condoms."
>> /r/drama: "REEEEE. THOSE LIBTARD HAGS ARE ACCUSING HIM OF BEING AN OPPRESSIVE GAY BASHER, REEEEE"
n/a wowdota2 2017-01-26
r u ok?
n/a FuckUYouFuckingFuck_ 2017-01-26
no bby come giv me cuddle
n/a kxxzy 2017-01-26
It's not /r/reasonablediscussion
n/a MG87 2017-01-26
Oh what the fuck?