Honestly, I don't think it could stop a suicide. Suicides happen pretty fast, and the chances of finding one of the many life-changing quotes in the Bible by opening to a random page are pretty low. The purpose of Bibles in hotel rooms is to spread the Word among people who are very bored, not suicidal.
You ever been bored to death? No? I guess you can thank the Bible for that one.
I keep a Bible close to me, always. Once I pulled my SIG Sauer® P320 Full-Size Semi-Auto Pistol .40 S&W (10+1) and shot myself in the head, but the Bible stopped the bullet and saved my life. I called SIG Sauer®'s customer service to complain and they offered me a replacement and $100, but instead I got a full refund and bought a better gun.
Yes. As are all sins. Including lying about not being a sinner. Jesus was the only sinless man and you're approaching blasphemy by taking that title for yourself. Repentance before Christ is the only solution.
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
I always enjoyed looking for Bible in a hotel's room, because that means I get to torture my family by reading the part printed in all kinds of languages.
I understand people would get worked up about it, but holy crap, these people are committed.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-28
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n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-01-28
The fuck! Why am I learning something in what is supposed to be a shitpost emporium?
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-01-28
/u/Libertarian-Party do have any source on your religiously motivated urban legend you pulled out of your ass?
n/a glmox 2017-01-28
i'm learning so many exciting new facts about the bible!
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-01-28
Guarantee the closest that person has ever been to a Bible was when he was moving them to the fiction section at his library.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-28
Honestly, I don't think it could stop a suicide. Suicides happen pretty fast, and the chances of finding one of the many life-changing quotes in the Bible by opening to a random page are pretty low. The purpose of Bibles in hotel rooms is to spread the Word among people who are very bored, not suicidal.
n/a FreeRobotFrost 2017-01-28
You ever been bored to death? No? I guess you can thank the Bible for that one.
I keep a Bible close to me, always. Once I pulled my SIG Sauer® P320 Full-Size Semi-Auto Pistol .40 S&W (10+1) and shot myself in the head, but the Bible stopped the bullet and saved my life. I called SIG Sauer®'s customer service to complain and they offered me a replacement and $100, but instead I got a full refund and bought a better gun.
n/a King_Eirik_Bloodaxe 2017-01-28
/u/Reddit_Manatee, show me on the crucifix where the magic sky fairy touched you.
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
Luckily, I got out of the church before the priest raped me.
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-01-28
Good man! Now that you've left Rome's cult you should repent of your sins and get baptized.
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
What sins? Sicko.
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-01-28
The bad ones. You know which ones I'm talking about.
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
Speak for yourself and stay away from little boys.
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-01-28
Someone's mind is fixated on child molestation. Hmmm. But that's between you and God, friend.
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
It's obvious your "sins" are dark and disgusting. I don't need imaginary friends to be a good person.
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-01-28
Yes. As are all sins. Including lying about not being a sinner. Jesus was the only sinless man and you're approaching blasphemy by taking that title for yourself. Repentance before Christ is the only solution.
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
LOL! Your fairyland is pathetic. Your flushing your only life down the toilet for things that don't exist. I pity you. Not really.
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-01-28
n/a Reddit_Manatee 2017-01-28
What kind of gibberish is that? ISIS talk?
n/a Gothmog26 2017-01-28
Projecting much?
n/a Pepperglue 2017-01-28
I always enjoyed looking for Bible in a hotel's room, because that means I get to torture my family by reading the part printed in all kinds of languages.
I understand people would get worked up about it, but holy crap, these people are committed.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-01-28
I thought the actual drama thread was the linked thread for a couple minutes lol.. they're almost the same.