Yea no that's how you get teenage pregnancy rates like Texas and the US and EU. Nice to see the newspaper that prides itself in being founded by the Quaid forgets that this is an Islamic country. In any just world this deviant culture of dating would have been quashed under the heel of Islamic supremacy but what can you do when the biggest offenders and whores engaging in this shit are the sons and daughters of policy makers.
Yes the hapa thing. I kid of course. And I guess they would hate your parent's relationship. Growing up with a single white mother, overcooked spaghetti, microwaved meals, and kfc was my norm 😥
Take a pressure cooker, and put everything in it. Stir and cover it with the lid. Turn on the stove to the lowest setting that still builds up steam. Once it starts making noise, time it for 10 minutes, then turn off the stove and let out the steam. It may not be fully cooked yet so you can cook it open for a few more minutes if needed. For extra flavor, take a tsp of whole cumin seeds and fry them in oil, and then dump that into the curry.
Vegetable curry
You can do this with many different vegetables actually. Popular choices are potatoes, eggplants, and gourd.
3 small-medium potatoes
1/2 an onion, cut into squares
1 tomato, sliced
1 tsp of powdered red chilies
1 tsp of ground turmeric
1 tsp of ground cumin
1 tsp of ground coriander
1 tsp of mixed ground ginger and garlic
Salt if needed
Put a little oil on the stove in a cooking pot. I don't know what your settings are, but mine's a 0 - 9 and I cook it on 4. When it's hot, put in the onions and stir until brown (but not burned). Keep a cup of water nearby, putting very little in soften the cooking if it makes too much noise/sounds angry. Take the 4 spices plus ginger and garlic, mix them in a bowl of water while that's happening and when the onions are brown, put them in. Now this is the most important part. You want to cook the spices well otherwise your toilet will be tired of your ****. So, stir it well. you should notice a change in the smell of the spices. That might take a lot of practice, so for now, let's just go with concentrated stirring and monitoring for 7 minutes, then put in the tomatoes in. Let it cook/stir until the water from the tomatoes is gone. Finally, put in the potatoes, stir well to get the spices on all the potatoes, and put enough water so that it just covers all the potatoes. Cover and cook on 3, checking back occasionally. Stab a knife in the potatoes to see if it's cooked. Dry the gravy to an acceptable level (personal preference).
I am. But redditors get angry when I say I'm part Irish when not directly from Ireland and I don't want to get linked to ShitAmericansSay. Also, while I was born in Pakistan, my mother's ethnicity is 100% from Rajasthan, India, and due to us being non-Muslim, we identify as Indian culturally.
What are you talking about? Muslims are outbreeding pretty much everyone else. Except other fundies. We're headed for a world of fundies unless everyone else gets fucking and sharpish.
You say that, but with the culture of cousin marriage prevalent in Pakistan, it's going to be a self correcting problem.
You can get away with having kids with your cousin once or twice in a bloodline, but doing it generation after generation leads to all the bad things genetically speaking you usually associate with incest.
I don't understand. You're just going to have a whole lot of stupid Pakistanis, ill Pakistanis and stupid ill Pakistanis. They're still going to continue to have bigger families though.
As you continue to breed ever weaker generations, you eventually arrive at a point where your gene pool is so badly messed up that you are no longer able to produce viable offspring.
This level of corruption would also likely mean that you would no longer be able to have children with people outside of the family line.
Essentially, if it goes on for long enough, you end up breeding yourself into a complete dead end, literally.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-28
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n/a IndianMod1 2017-01-28
Some top tier logic from our LolGoat
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-01-28
He's right tho
n/a MooseHeckler 2017-01-28
This guy is like a walking cartoon.
n/a theherps 2017-01-28
/u/banevasionisntacrime
Present for you
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-01-28
Wow, what a horrible thing to do. I hope nobody tries this. It will seriously do a number on your plumbing.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-28
Welp, now /r/Drama is going to get a bunch of suicide bombers...
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-28
It's Tuesday, when don't people hate us
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-28
It's Saturday...
n/a Mircabre 2017-01-28
...shiiiit
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-01-28
Relax, everyone knows Saturdays are for goat fucking. At most they're just hate fucking their goats of choice.
n/a EU_Doto_LUL 2017-01-28
All I see is a woman using toilet paper for the betterment of her personal hygiene?
n/a zzork_ 2017-01-28
/u/banevasionisntacrime virgin lvl 10,000
don't worry though, there's always donkey porn
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
Hey /u/banevasionisntacrime, as a Pakistani non-Muslim, you can go fuck yourself you Islamist shit.
n/a Ekti_Morog 2017-01-28
Bold move, Paki scum. I'll enjoy bashing Pakistan on the worldnews threads about your execution by goat rape stoning.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
I live in America now.
n/a Ekti_Morog 2017-01-28
Huh...Pakistani non Muslim educated enough to emigrate to US? Where did you live? The major cities?
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
Born in Karachi to a Catholic family, white American father, Pakistani mother. Partly grew up there, been living in the US since 99. Used to visit.
n/a Ekti_Morog 2017-01-28
Aah so not really Pakistani. Makes sense, then. The well off minorities mostly all emigrated to India or the West far earlier.
n/a ManifestMidwest 2017-01-28
????
His mother is ethnically Pakistani and he was born in Pakistan. How is he "not really Pakistani?"
n/a Ekti_Morog 2017-01-28
He has American citizenship, that's how.
n/a ManifestMidwest 2017-01-28
But he also has Pakistani citizenship?
n/a Kazruw 2017-01-28
Don't forget the one drop rule. His bloodline has been permanently contaminated by murica.
n/a greenrd 2017-01-28
I thought the one drop rule only worked in one direction. Oh... you're saying that non-white people can be racist too?? Wha????
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-01-28
Are you serious?
I have literally never met a non-racist minority.
Asians? They hate black people so much.
Black people? They will talk about Mexicans like they're insects, not people.
Hispanics? They return that hate. Hell, some Latino gangs ethnic cleanse their neighborhoods.
So yeah, the only non-racist people are white people.
n/a fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-01-28
Dual-citizenship is a thing you know.
n/a Gothmog26 2017-01-28
Of course he's not really a Paki; he can read.
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-01-28
Asians hate you
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
Why would Asians hate me? Is this the hapa thing?
And yes, the food was amazing. Luckily i learned how to cook everything.
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-01-28
Yes the hapa thing. I kid of course. And I guess they would hate your parent's relationship. Growing up with a single white mother, overcooked spaghetti, microwaved meals, and kfc was my norm 😥
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-28
You can't just drop a sentence like this and not share any recipes. c'mon.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-28
SHARE RECIPES OR I'LL BAN YOU
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
Dal (lentil curry)
1/2 onion
1 tomato
1 tsp of garlic
1 tsp of ground red chilies
1 tsp of ground turmeric
1/2 to 1/3 cup of soaked lentils
Some salt
Take a pressure cooker, and put everything in it. Stir and cover it with the lid. Turn on the stove to the lowest setting that still builds up steam. Once it starts making noise, time it for 10 minutes, then turn off the stove and let out the steam. It may not be fully cooked yet so you can cook it open for a few more minutes if needed. For extra flavor, take a tsp of whole cumin seeds and fry them in oil, and then dump that into the curry.
Vegetable curry
You can do this with many different vegetables actually. Popular choices are potatoes, eggplants, and gourd.
3 small-medium potatoes
1/2 an onion, cut into squares
1 tomato, sliced
1 tsp of powdered red chilies
1 tsp of ground turmeric
1 tsp of ground cumin
1 tsp of ground coriander
1 tsp of mixed ground ginger and garlic
Salt if needed
Put a little oil on the stove in a cooking pot. I don't know what your settings are, but mine's a 0 - 9 and I cook it on 4. When it's hot, put in the onions and stir until brown (but not burned). Keep a cup of water nearby, putting very little in soften the cooking if it makes too much noise/sounds angry. Take the 4 spices plus ginger and garlic, mix them in a bowl of water while that's happening and when the onions are brown, put them in. Now this is the most important part. You want to cook the spices well otherwise your toilet will be tired of your ****. So, stir it well. you should notice a change in the smell of the spices. That might take a lot of practice, so for now, let's just go with concentrated stirring and monitoring for 7 minutes, then put in the tomatoes in. Let it cook/stir until the water from the tomatoes is gone. Finally, put in the potatoes, stir well to get the spices on all the potatoes, and put enough water so that it just covers all the potatoes. Cover and cook on 3, checking back occasionally. Stab a knife in the potatoes to see if it's cooked. Dry the gravy to an acceptable level (personal preference).
n/a whaleye 2017-01-28
you didnt even note which type of lentils to use u autist
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
You can use any kind. You can even mix em up.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-28
Thanks! These sound bretty gud, definitely gonna try them out.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
You are welcome. Let me know if you want some meat dishes as well.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-28
I would love some meat dishes!
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-01-28
Dude, weren't you half-Irish, half-Indian? I swear I remember you saying that somewhere.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
I am. But redditors get angry when I say I'm part Irish when not directly from Ireland and I don't want to get linked to ShitAmericansSay. Also, while I was born in Pakistan, my mother's ethnicity is 100% from Rajasthan, India, and due to us being non-Muslim, we identify as Indian culturally.
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-01-28
Damn. You're like a khichari of various identities.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-01-28
that's the best description of my ethnic/national situation.
n/a snallygaster 2017-01-28
Hey, that's not very nice!
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-01-28
pakis are all terrorists
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-28
Can't help but thinking this might be an agenda post 🤔
n/a IndianMod1 2017-01-28
Absolutelysniggers NOT Wink Wink
n/a Deutschbag_ 2017-01-28
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-01-28
Well, given that our third world countries can't afford warfare every day, it's better to just continue doing so via Reddit faggotry.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-28
Hey /u/banevasionisntacrime, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan was and always will be highly overrated.
Come at me, bro.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-01-28
Altright and Muslims have a lot of the same views. Before 9/11, Muslims overwhelmingly voted Republican.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-01-28
Source for anyone curious.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-28
It's good to know that Texas has finally seceded.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-01-28
they were never really on our side
n/a bleak_new_world 2017-01-28
We'd been talking about it so long that everyone thought we were joking when Greg Abbot said that all we needed was oil and citrus for independence.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-28
Since Texas is a net exporter, I'd say they are in a pretty good position to secede, not that I think it's a great idea.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-28
They are in a good position to get freedom imported the way Atlanta did a century plus ago if they did that
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-28
True, it would be nasty, but all they'd have to do is turn off the out of state power transmission lines and it would get really interesting.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-01-28
They would get wrecked very quickly considering it is the US military we are speaking about. It is a pointless and weird exercise.
n/a godofdae 2017-01-28
I used to think Islam was the religion of autism, but now I realize it's the religion of autism AND incels.
n/a greenrd 2017-01-28
What are you talking about? Muslims are outbreeding pretty much everyone else. Except other fundies. We're headed for a world of fundies unless everyone else gets fucking and sharpish.
n/a the_leander 2017-01-28
You say that, but with the culture of cousin marriage prevalent in Pakistan, it's going to be a self correcting problem.
You can get away with having kids with your cousin once or twice in a bloodline, but doing it generation after generation leads to all the bad things genetically speaking you usually associate with incest.
n/a greenrd 2017-01-28
I don't understand. You're just going to have a whole lot of stupid Pakistanis, ill Pakistanis and stupid ill Pakistanis. They're still going to continue to have bigger families though.
n/a the_leander 2017-01-28
As you continue to breed ever weaker generations, you eventually arrive at a point where your gene pool is so badly messed up that you are no longer able to produce viable offspring.
This level of corruption would also likely mean that you would no longer be able to have children with people outside of the family line.
Essentially, if it goes on for long enough, you end up breeding yourself into a complete dead end, literally.
n/a refep 2017-01-28
I mean, he's literally the only person in that entire thread expressing that view
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-28
Funny how they take issue with promiscuous women but not molesting children.
n/a Gothmog26 2017-01-28
Children can't get pregnant, and neither can men or goats.
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-01-28
Damn, that's the most profound shit i've heard in a very long time.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-01-28
To answer his question, Christianity and Islam are two good examples of religion being forced on people and being successful.
n/a pointmanzero 2017-01-28
Look at how that muslim filth talks about women and liberals think muslims are just great.
Liberals in america are fuckign retarded.
n/a glmox 2017-01-28
cool post
n/a STOP_SCREAMING_AT_ME 2017-01-28
It's not really "drama" when only one person in the thread is expressing a point of view, and that person is downvoted to hell for it.
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-01-28
That's when the real drama starts, friendo.
n/a niczar 2017-01-28
Teen pregnancy is much higher in the US than in Europe in large part because of religion.
The only reason why Muslim girls do not get pregnant as much as WASP chicks is that they like to take it in the ass so much.