I kind of feel bad for guys like /u/brokejew. He was born deficient. He will probably do "ok" in life but he will never excel. He will never stand out. He will never be the best at his job, talk to the hottest women, travel around the world, or do anything exceptional. He will marry a mediocre woman and work a mediocre, unfulfilling job, simply existing day-to-day instead of actually living. His soul is already dead, resigned to the fate that he knows he will have
When you are a perpetual asshole on the internet, nobody sees an intelligent person speaking their mind as you would like to believe.
We all see a bitch ass coward that is too afraid to deal with the real problems in your life, so you lash out at strangers on the internet.
Go fix your real problems, or waste more time searching the internet to find excuses to rage.
HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND TALK SO CASUALLY? LIKE THIS DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER? HOW INSIGNIFICANT DO YOU THINK THE AVERAGE PERSON IS? IS THERE NO PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS TO YOU? CAN YOU NOT FATHOM THAT EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD HAS AT LEAST ONE PERSON WHO CARES FOR THEM AS DEEPLY AS YOU DO FOR THAT PERSON? IF SO, HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ACT IN IGNORANCE OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AS A MODERATOR? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. YOU COME UP FREQUENTLY ON /R/CONSPIRACY AND OTHER SUBREDDITS AS A MODERATOR WHO ABUSES THEIR POWERS.
without makeup, sure, but without daily expensive beauty supply treatment products, masks, moisturizers, careful pruning and scrubbing? Nope. Go big or go home you pussy anti-makeup frauds.
$8.50 for this kick-ass scrub that will last you a year. Spend another $20 on a cleanser and moisturizer (moisturizer isn't even really necessary depending on where you live). Go get them you acne-ridden goblins.
It uses sea kelp as the physical exfoliant but it does seem to contain walnut shell powder. I'll have to do some more research because I'm due for another bottle soon.
So I've done a bit of research and it looks like "walnut powder" is still the same as walnut shells. Looks like I'm going to be looking for a new exfoliate...anyways, thanks for the heads up!
Didn't he basically just steal a Chris Rock bit? Except not do it as well. Or coherently. But he did make it more offensive, so he's got that going for him.
It should be noted that I've upvoted all of your posts so far.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
You're gona have to look elsewhere for a distraction from your shit life. When the computer goes off and you look in the mirror, it's going to be the same asshole it's always been.
The world doesn't owe you anything. You're just gona have to face that your life sucks. This isn't the movies. There's no happy ending. You're a dumpster fire.
You realize to get 36,000 comment karma in 20 days while shitposting, you literally don't have time to go outside, right? You have no friends. You'll never get laid. Literally, Reddit is all you have.
I can't say anything that would be worse than what life is clearly doing to you.
I just wanted to make sure you know that you're not fooling anyone, and everyone can see the shit show that you are. I can read through the lines and see that I've done my job.
I always thought you were one of the most autistic posters here. Congratulations on finding a sperg that brought me 100% to your side and now I will agree with everything you say.
Since we're digging through comment history for shits and giggles, here's some highlights from brokejew:
I actually get more ass in a normal year than you probably get in your entire life.
Alice in Chains is still my favorite band ever.
I actually thought the dynamic where Leonard's mom was exactly what Sheldon needed, and how Sheldon's mom was exactly what Leonard needed was hilarious.
I will have a gun. My wife will have guns. My daughter will be trained in guns. My bedroom will have guns. My car will have guns. My dogs will have guns. My guns will have guns.
I love Jon Stewart, but he's just a very poor man's version of Noam Chomsky.
I will have a gun. My wife will have guns. My daughter will be trained in guns. My bedroom will have guns. My car will have guns. My dogs will have guns. My guns will have guns.
He's probably referring to how Jewy they look, u/brokejew I too think Chomsky is indeed one of the most Jewy looking Jews and Stewart is a poor man's Jewy looking Jew
I actually get more ass in a normal year than you probably get in your entire life. These are frustrations you would understand if you had the numbers.
What about white girl with the padded ass pants, padded bra and lipstick practically on her nose!?
Wait, why would the lipstick be anywhere near their nose? And why is their ass padded? Is he dating a near-sighted, shaky-handed tour-de-france cyclist?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-01-29
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n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
/u/brokejew come out over here and sperg with /r/drama too
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-01-29
He did, like the good lolcow he is.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-29
lol /u/brokejew u mad?
(inb4 "nuh uh, you are!")
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
I kind of feel bad for guys like /u/brokejew. He was born deficient. He will probably do "ok" in life but he will never excel. He will never stand out. He will never be the best at his job, talk to the hottest women, travel around the world, or do anything exceptional. He will marry a mediocre woman and work a mediocre, unfulfilling job, simply existing day-to-day instead of actually living. His soul is already dead, resigned to the fate that he knows he will have
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
This is literally your life.
n/a subpoutine 2017-01-29
Here's another pro tip.
When you are a perpetual asshole on the internet, nobody sees an intelligent person speaking their mind as you would like to believe.
We all see a bitch ass coward that is too afraid to deal with the real problems in your life, so you lash out at strangers on the internet. Go fix your real problems, or waste more time searching the internet to find excuses to rage.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Great advice. Eloquent and intelligent. /u/brokejew, heed it.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Look man, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the state of your life. Mediocrity must be the worst existence ever.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
As I explained. We both know I'm not your problem.
I don't need to say anymore. Natural selection has a way of taking are of broken people like you.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Very sad. I hope you get the help you need and deserve friend.
If you need to talk to anyone, I'm available.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
Imitation is the highest form of flattery. I obviously hit a nerve.
The truth burns, especially when it's as shitty a truth as yours.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Very sad. Mediocrity and a low IQ... it's such a sad combination to see.
I hope you can make something out of your life
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I volunteer at a shelter. I've seen victims of sexual abuse that were less broken than you.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU FUCKING COWARD.
HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND TALK SO CASUALLY? LIKE THIS DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER? HOW INSIGNIFICANT DO YOU THINK THE AVERAGE PERSON IS? IS THERE NO PERSON IN THE WORLD THAT MATTERS TO YOU? CAN YOU NOT FATHOM THAT EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN THE WORLD HAS AT LEAST ONE PERSON WHO CARES FOR THEM AS DEEPLY AS YOU DO FOR THAT PERSON? IF SO, HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ACT IN IGNORANCE OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AS A MODERATOR? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. YOU COME UP FREQUENTLY ON /R/CONSPIRACY AND OTHER SUBREDDITS AS A MODERATOR WHO ABUSES THEIR POWERS.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
Your life is a dumpster fire.
n/a thetinguy 2017-01-29
Your basement doesn't count as a shelter mate.
n/a hlary 2017-01-29
truth be told dont most peoples lives play out in that variation?
n/a niczar 2017-01-29
There is no sadder deficiency than a Jew without shekels.
It is known.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
If a Jew has no shekels, how does he maintain his Jew-ness?
n/a MG87 2017-01-29
Dont be so hard on yourself.
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-29
Literally minutes later
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-01-29
/u/brokejew
How can you be broke? Just ask the rabbi for more golden shekels
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-01-29
Implying you can part a rabbi with his buried treasure.
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-01-29
Jew gold*
n/a NGC_6960 2017-01-29
WTF are those retards even arguing about?
n/a AgentGotse 2017-01-29
I initially thought /u/Drumpfucker was the sperg, but now I am not so sure.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Came here to say this.
This.
n/a Tralan 2017-01-29
Drumpfucker is the troll, Brokejew is the Aspy Spergason.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-01-29
Everyone in there was. Everyone in here too, come to think of it.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-29
without makeup, sure, but without daily expensive beauty supply treatment products, masks, moisturizers, careful pruning and scrubbing? Nope. Go big or go home you pussy anti-makeup frauds.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-29
$8.50 for this kick-ass scrub that will last you a year. Spend another $20 on a cleanser and moisturizer (moisturizer isn't even really necessary depending on where you live). Go get them you acne-ridden goblins.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-01-29
what's wrong with bar soap?
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-29
Bar soaps (in particular the non-clear kinds) tend to be very harsh on your skin and dry them out because they have a high Ph level.
n/a Rivkariver 2017-01-29
Ugh that walnut shell scrub you posted will cause microtears in your facial skin and pretty much destroy it.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-29
It's not walnut shell. That's actually why I bought it.
n/a Rivkariver 2017-01-29
Oh I just read the comments on the page and someone said it was. My bad if I was wrong.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-29
It uses sea kelp as the physical exfoliant but it does seem to contain walnut shell powder. I'll have to do some more research because I'm due for another bottle soon.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-01-29
So I've done a bit of research and it looks like "walnut powder" is still the same as walnut shells. Looks like I'm going to be looking for a new exfoliate...anyways, thanks for the heads up!
n/a Rivkariver 2017-01-29
Glad I caught it! Sorry if I seemed rude.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-01-29
To add to what you are saying, stay away from anything containing sodium laurel sulfate, it dries the fuck out of your skin and hair.
n/a baaaaby 2017-01-29
wow her skin is really good
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-29
her acting isn't
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-01-29
I love you guys. This thread turned out beautiful.
n/a Soulwound 2017-01-29
Didn't he basically just steal a Chris Rock bit? Except not do it as well. Or coherently. But he did make it more offensive, so he's got that going for him.
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-01-29
I smell some borderline incel there. Normal men don't sperg out that hard at something so insignificant.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-01-29
But what did he mean by all that? Such random babbling.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
I figured it out, /u/brokejew is literally an autistic 14 year old perma-virgin
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
You are the biggest dumpster fire of a person I've encountered in a very long time, and I'm an online gamer too, so that's really saying something.
No exaggeration. I honestly can't recall encountering someone as broken as you.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
It should be noted that I've upvoted all of your posts so far.
That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things.
I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments). And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
Lol, I'm not reading this you dumpster fire.
Just don't hurt anyone else. I couldn't give a flying fuck what happens to you or what you do to yourself. Just don't involve innocent people.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I'm not reading this you dumpster fire.
I take back what I said in the other thread. I will be just like your parents and not give a shit about you.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
You've been shitposting in about 6 different subs the least 5 hours. You live a sad, pathetic existence.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
You're gona have to look elsewhere for a distraction from your shit life. When the computer goes off and you look in the mirror, it's going to be the same asshole it's always been.
The world doesn't owe you anything. You're just gona have to face that your life sucks. This isn't the movies. There's no happy ending. You're a dumpster fire.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
How am I the dumpster fire? You're the one that admitted to preying on broken women in the shelter you manipulative fucking creep
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I'm not gona teach you anymore. I actually want you to stay as this guy and let natural selection have it's way with you.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Yup, permavirgin incel
Here are some subs you might enjoy:
/r/ForeverAlone
/r/Incels
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I suppose hoping the rest of the world sucks is one way to deal with how shitty your life is.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
You realize to get 36,000 comment karma in 20 days while shitposting, you literally don't have time to go outside, right? You have no friends. You'll never get laid. Literally, Reddit is all you have.
Sad.
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I can't say anything that would be worse than what life is clearly doing to you.
I just wanted to make sure you know that you're not fooling anyone, and everyone can see the shit show that you are. I can read through the lines and see that I've done my job.
Bye coward.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Bye pussy
n/a brokejew 2017-01-29
I'm recovering from an injury. You on the other hand, will still be a dumpster fire 10 years from now.
n/a HUNTforREDcucktober 2017-01-29
Was the injury fucking so many bad bitches that your dick is on bed rest? I feel so bad for you.
n/a SamWhite 2017-01-29
Drumpfucker, this is your magnum opus. This is your Ulysses. It's just such a perfect autism-fest, I don't think you can top it.
n/a Drumpfucker 2017-01-29
Won't stop me from trying
n/a metameanderer 2017-01-29
I always thought you were one of the most autistic posters here. Congratulations on finding a sperg that brought me 100% to your side and now I will agree with everything you say.
n/a insertkarma2theleft 2017-01-29
oh my god, what the fuck is up with this whole thread?
n/a BuffyCreepireSlayer 2017-01-29
>not recognizing dank /u/darqwolff pasta
n/a insertkarma2theleft 2017-01-29
:( I guess I'm just out of the loop
n/a MG87 2017-01-29
Ladies, ladies, you're both awful.
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-01-29
Since we're digging through comment history for shits and giggles, here's some highlights from brokejew:
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-01-29
Oh God, it's worse than I thought!
n/a NGC_6960 2017-01-29
I found that funny, fuck me right.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-01-29
At first I was thinking neckbeard, by the end I was thinking troll. It was a wild ride of a paragraph.
n/a MG87 2017-01-29
It is a good shitpost
n/a ASeriouswoMan 2017-01-29
My guess is 30-35 years old, given the Alice comment.
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-01-29
Liking Big Bang Theory=automatic autism diagnosis.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-29
It's not any shittier than all of the other shitty sitcoms.
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-01-29
I didn't say it's shitty, just that it's autistic. But yeah, to me it's shitty too.
n/a cimarafa 2017-01-29
I thought it was like the most normie thing ever?
n/a thirdegree 2017-01-29
I mean sure, if you have no idea who either of those people are.
n/a whyamisoft 2017-01-29
He's probably referring to how Jewy they look, u/brokejew I too think Chomsky is indeed one of the most Jewy looking Jews and Stewart is a poor man's Jewy looking Jew
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-01-29
They're both Jews pretending they're not Jews.
n/a FuckURedditor 2017-01-29
Then why is Stewart always making cartoonish Jew noises?
n/a nomad1c 2017-01-29
I actually get more ass in a normal year than you probably get in your entire life. These are frustrations you would understand if you had the numbers.
n/a MG87 2017-01-29
At least he has good taste
n/a dis_is_my_account 2017-01-29
I love the people who feel the need to comment about how much they totally don't care. For example, /u/carpediem6655
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-01-29
Wait, why would the lipstick be anywhere near their nose? And why is their ass padded? Is he dating a near-sighted, shaky-handed tour-de-france cyclist?
n/a OniTan 2017-01-29
The OP belongs on /r/shitpost. A picture of a normal looking woman? To the top of /r/pics!
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-01-29
/r/brokejew seems like a mentally unstable and very sexually insecure person who may actually be a threat to himself and his loved ones (lol)
Someone mod him.
n/a lostpasswordnoemail 2017-01-29
That's what emilia clarke looks like? i should look up more when she is on screen next time for reference.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-01-29
It is weird how, without makeup, women don't look that great. Does that make me gay?
Maybe if they were also naked. OK, I am straight again.
n/a cycophuk 2017-01-29
I'm not a racist, but she is pretty hot without makeup.
n/a Akilroth234 2017-01-29
god, women are fucking ugly without makeup