Beyonce announced on Instagram that growing in her holy womb are twins that I’m hoping she and Jay-Z will name Chartreuse Marijuana and Periwinkle Fern.
That first baby sounds like it'll be illegal before its even birthed. Don't let the Obama administration DEA catch wind of that or they'll civilly forfeit the newborn.
Also, Marijuana was originally the Mexican street cartel slang and what the US government used to slander and associate it with negative connotations so it's really kind of a slave name.
They should therefore call the baby Chartreuse Cannabis in honor of herbal freedoms.
Did the people who are on Facebook 24/7 and watch too much TV switchover to politics? Because if your parameters are Trump and Beyonce for impacting your life that significantly one way or another, you've got problems.
Beyoncé is what made me realize that flamboyant gay people have terrible taste in music. I went to a party for Halloween at a dude who's roommate is flaming gay, so he had a bunch of other flaming gay dudes over too. The party itself was pretty fun, but the only music they played was Beyoncé. I just can't go YAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY over someone who has 20 people writing her lyrics for her and end up producing pretentious, average-to-bad pop music. But at this party, every single song was by her.
Also, internet explorer apparently automatically adds the accent to the end of Beyoncé. Thanks, Microsoft.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-01
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n/a SamWhite 2017-02-01
What the fuck site am I reading?
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-01
The internet
n/a fuckthepolis2 2017-02-01
n/a cuteman 2017-02-01
That first baby sounds like it'll be illegal before its even birthed. Don't let the Obama administration DEA catch wind of that or they'll civilly forfeit the newborn.
Also, Marijuana was originally the Mexican street cartel slang and what the US government used to slander and associate it with negative connotations so it's really kind of a slave name.
They should therefore call the baby Chartreuse Cannabis in honor of herbal freedoms.
n/a [deleted] 2017-02-01
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n/a cuteman 2017-02-01
Did the people who are on Facebook 24/7 and watch too much TV switchover to politics? Because if your parameters are Trump and Beyonce for impacting your life that significantly one way or another, you've got problems.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-02-01
I will never understand why people like (((Beyonce)))
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-01
Its an Illuminati thing, you wouldn't understand
n/a TheSmugAnimeGirl 2017-02-01
Beyoncé is what made me realize that flamboyant gay people have terrible taste in music. I went to a party for Halloween at a dude who's roommate is flaming gay, so he had a bunch of other flaming gay dudes over too. The party itself was pretty fun, but the only music they played was Beyoncé. I just can't go YAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY over someone who has 20 people writing her lyrics for her and end up producing pretentious, average-to-bad pop music. But at this party, every single song was by her.
Also, internet explorer apparently automatically adds the accent to the end of Beyoncé. Thanks, Microsoft.