(((Berkeley Students))) riot to protest our resident shit stirring drama mod

95  2017-02-02 by Pablopubes

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STOP THAT MAN! HE HAS AN OPINION!

imagine some faggot could get you this assblasted

I'm sure that's actually a pretty common occurrence.

Seriously. If this was over more tuition hikes or some actual injustice issue, I'd actually understand.

There's literal riots over a gay attention whore with strong opinions.

This makes you like fucking children. Grown the fuck up and stop making the UC system I graduated from look like it's populated by retards.

well didnt uc Berkely students block white students from going to class recently bc of their privilege ?

Yes they did and that was retarded as well.

It's getting to the point where if I saw them protesting an actual injustice Id think there must be some rational reason behind the thing theyre protesting, there's absolutely zero chance these people found a good cause

this makes you like fucking children

Phrasing.

Yeah. TBH too lazy to start random unjustified pedo drama for /u/letumblrfaec. Woulda been fun though, calling everyone who points out the obvious "pedo enablers".

I'm pretty sure based on solid reliable sources (my opinion plus lived in Berkeley for 15 years) that incoming frosh at Cal come in itching to find an issue that they can be defined by.

It's been a constant since the riots at Peoples' Park in the 60's.

Every college student (below a certain IQ threshold) thinks they're gonna be the part of the next "big thing" that changes america forever. Even when they live in one of the wealthiest, most advanced countries on earth. Apparently at no point does society stop needing a bunch of shrill teenagers to wave signs at them.

Signs like "America was never great". Really going for the popular appeal with that one.

I think it was the Mexican flags that won Hillary the election.

This makes you like fucking children.

What makes you like fucking children?

that's what happens when you've been stuck in stage 2: anger for almost 3 months

It doesn't matter if they get past Stage 2, the bulk of them are going to be stuck at Denial and/or Bargaining for the next four years.

for the next eight years.

ftfy

We can hope.

for the lulz, the tendies and the rare pepes

...but mostly for the tendies, because we're fat.

You're going to have so many tendies, you're going to say "Mr. President, I can't take any more tendies". But we're going to have tendies, we're going to keep having tendies until we make autism great again!

I can't see them getting to bargaining any time before they turn thirty.

Four years

mfw

Holy shit, the real good stuff is this article by the dude who owns that twitter. I wish we could ping these tryhards in here.

Unlike the others, I don't view southern Arizona as a war zone, so I didn't put steel plates in my chest rig. Next to everyone else's commando-style AR-15s, my Ruger Mini-14 with a wood stock is slightly out of place. But everything else is square—I'm wearing a MultiCam uniform, desert tan combat boots, and a radio on my shoulder. I fit in just fine.

We are in a Walmart parking lot

Captain Pain and a couple of others go into the store to get supplies. In Pain's absence, Showtime is our commanding officer. He is a Marine special­-ops veteran who did three tours in Afghan­istan. He has camo paint on his face and a yeti beard. He gets in the cab to check Facebook on his phone while Destroyer, Jaeger, Spartan, and I stand with our backs to the truck, rifles in hand, keeping watch for anything suspicious.

"There you go," Jaeger says, looking across the lot. "Camaro with rims." His hands rest casually on the butt of his camouflage AR-15, which hangs over his chest from a three-point tactical sling.

"You know every other Mexican has chrome rims on his car," Destroyer says in a reasoned tone

This is the first twitter vid that came up when I searched "riot Milo Berkeley"

That makes it even better.

Larpers yes but 5.56 greenies hurt a lot more than foam, at least I assume.

Larpers yes but 5.56 greenies hurt a lot more than foam, at least I assume.

They covered the green part in foam too, and must shout "magic missle" on every shot.

Poser. 9mm is magic missile, 5.56 are lighting bolts.

At what point do you need your own subreddit?

I didn't make one but I've actually been modded to three subs

/r/ThisIsWhyTrumpWon

/r/thereasontrumpwon

/r/The_Reason_Trump_Won

The last one could use some more mods btw if dramatards want to be mods

I nominate myself.

10 year redditor, 9 years registered.

Liked Ron Paul, criticized Bush, Criticized Obama, Scott Adams style on Trump.

Enjoy

The high has already worn off.

Mod me and I'll silently remove random posts for drama

Mod me and I'll do absolutely nothing, just like the average r/drama mod

I wanna be a mod. I promise to alternate between doing absolutely nothing and abusing my authority.

Mod me, my shitposts are the actual reason Trump won.

I voted for Trump. Does that qualify or disqualify?

The guy that made this one is a trump supporter lol.

I'm a bitter Dem that hates how far up its ass the party is

I will begin shit posting in the morn

I'm a bitter Dem that hates how far up its ass the party is

Same here, I was originally a Berniebot but I voted Trump and posted a picture of my ballet on facebook to my family and friends who are all Hillary supporters on election night. Just for the lulz.

Mod me.

When on election night, before or after the despair set in? Actually, it's awesome either way.

It was right around when Trump was winning so much that we were tired of winning.

Well seeing as how people are getting the shit kicked out of them for having a different opinion or political stance....

Wow good prediction then!

Subbed! They all look fucking delicious.

make mod of the last sub pls

I'm mildly indifferent to us politics,

yo can i be a mod just so i can say I mod a subreddit

It's like to be a mod, solely so I can farm karma by posting the delicious mod mail.

If given mod powers how many people am I allowed to ban each day?

I eagerly await our favorite subs and their respective lolcows rush to defend this. Remember folks, watch out for violence when Trump loses the election against Clinton!

Ghazi is on it, /u/TheAmazingChinchilla sez:

Fuck Berkeley for giving that piece of shit a platform to begin with. Why let a neo Nazi speak on your campus, you deserve to have you stuff smashed and burned if you encourage fascism like that.

A "neo-Nazi". The flamboyant queen that fucks black guys. David Duke must be so pissed off.

neo Nazi

It has to be embarrassing to be this predictable.

They're going to need a new one. Uber Nazi perhaps?

They would have to switch off the word NazI completely because it just won't be taken seriously.

As the same time they almost depleted white supremacist and will ruin the most powerful words they have

They might have to just invent a word.

fucks black guys

if fucking black people makes you immune to racism, like all the slaveowners were good people :/

You're either a neo-Nazi or immune to racism ya know.

it's probably a spectrum

creating a white people only scholarship definitely puts you on one side of that spectrum, too.

creating a white people only scholarship definitely puts you on one side of that spectrum, too.

And creating a black people only scholarship puts you on the other side of that spectrum, obviously.

right? And why isn't there a WHITE history month?

I mean, a white-only scholarship institutionally oppresses black people, because if they can't get that one, they are left without any opportunities to get a scholarship whatsoever!

Well everyone can get Pell grants, but I appreciate your concern.

I meant, I know how that argument is supposed to go, "there's no white history month white-only scholarships (and any that exist are racist) because the rest 11/12ths of all scholarships already go to white dudes".

And it doesn't make any sense because it's not true.

Trump complained about Blackish so I dont know what's true

I don't think he is raping them, hooper.

Above me, towards the head of the bed, Serena Joy is arranged, outspread. Her legs are apart, I lie between them, my head on her stomach, her pubic bone under the base of my skull, her thigh on either side of me. She too is fully clothed, My arms are raised; she holds my hands, each of mine in each of hers. This is supposed to signify that we are one flesh, one being.

What it really means is that she is in control, of the process and thus of the product.If any. The rings of her left hand cut into my fingers. It may or may not be revenge.

My red skirt is hitched up to my waist, though no higher. Below it the Commander is fucking. What he is fucking is the lower part of my body. I do not say making love, because this is not what he's doing.

Copulating too would be inaccurate, because it would imply two people and only one is involved. Nor does rape cover it: nothing is going on here that I haven't signed up for. There wasn't a lot of choice but there was some, and this is what I chose.

Therefore I lie still and picture the unseen canopy over my head. I remember Queen Victoria's advice to her daughter: Close your eyes and think of England. But this is not England. I wish he would hurry up.

Maybe I'm crazy and this is some new kind of therapy.

I wish it were true; then I could get better and this would go away.

Serena Joy grips my hands as if it is she, not I, who's being fucked, as if she finds it either pleasurable or painful, and the Commander fucks, with a regular two-four marching stroke, on and on like a tap dripping. He is preoccupied, like a man humming to himself in the shower without knowing he's humming; like a man who has other things on his mind. It's as if he's somewhere else, waiting for himself to come, drumming his fingers on the table while he waits. There's an impatience in his rhythm now. But isn't this everyone's wet dream, two women at once? They used to say that. Exciting, they used to say.

What's going on in this room, under Serena Joy's silvery canopy, is not exciting. It has nothing to do with passion or love or romance or any of those other notions we used to titillate ourselves with. It has nothing to do with sexual desire, at least for me, and certainly not for Serena. Arousal and orgasm are no longer thought necessary; they would be a symptom of frivolity merely, like jazz garters or beauty spots: superfluous distractions for the light-minded. Outdated. It seems odd that women once spent such time and energy reading about such things,thinking about them, worrying about them, writing about them. They are so obviously recreational.

This is not recreation, even for the Commander. This is serious business. The Commander, too, is doing his duty. If I were going to open my eyes a slit, I would be able to see him, his not-unpleasant face hanging over my torso, with a few strands of his silver hair falling perhaps over his forehead, intent on his inner journey, that place he is hurrying towards, which recedes as in a dream at the same speed with which he approaches it. I would see his open eyes.

If he were better looking would I enjoy this more?

At least he's an improvement on the previous one, who smelled like a church cloakroom in the rain; like your mouth when the dentist starts picking at your teeth; like a nostril. The Commander, instead, smells of mothballs, or is this odor some punitive form of aftershave?

Why does he have to wear that stupid uniform? But would I like his white, tufted raw body any better?

Kissing is forbidden between us. This makes it bearable.

One detaches oneself. One describes.

He comes at last, with a stifled groan as of relief. Serena Joy, who has been holding her breath, expels it. The Commander, who has been propping himself on his elbows, away from our combined bodies, doesn't permit himself to sink down into us. He rests a moment, withdraws, recedes, rezippers. He nods, then turns and leaves the room, closing the door with exaggerated care behind him, as if both of us are his ailing mother. There's something hilarious about this, but I don't dare laugh.

Serena Joy lets go of my hands. "You can get up now," she says. "Get up and get out." She's supposed to have me rest, for ten minutes, with my feet on a pillow to improve the chances. This is meant to be a time of silent meditation for her, hut she's not in the mood for that.

There is loathing in her voice, as if the touch of my flesh sickens and contaminates her. I untangle myself from her body, stand up; the juice of the Commander runs down my legs. Before I turn away I see her straighten her blue skirt, clench her legs together; she continues lying on the bed, gazing up at the canopy above her, stiff and straight as an effigy.

Which of us is it worse for, her or me?

M-m-me, too.

haha, that's the first time you've made me laugh

Ah The Handmaidens Tale. Literally the only scene from that novel I remember "for some reason"

Not gonna lie, I drifted off in a couple sections and imagined my own story over the boring parts, but what does any of this have to do with finally exterminating the Samoans?

Im pretty sure milo is a power bottom

The slave-owners weren't neo-Nazi as the Nazism didn't even exist back then. And they probably wouldn't support Nazism.

the Nazism didn't even exist back then

thanks for the history lesson on "the nazism"

The nazism bruh, THE NAZISM BRUH.

not even once

Correct.

You forgot dago jew.

I'm still looking for a good source of all the violence.

Though it seems antifa is trying to bash the fash with five foot long half inch pvc pipe. Only 500 more bashings and the impeach Trump action will become available.

Remember folks, watch out for violence when Trump loses the election against Clinton!

Reddit is apparently full of calls to violence: https://www.reddit.com/r/SRSsucks/comments/5qe2hw/the_big_list_of_redditors_calling_for_violence/

To be fair, this is what happens when you ban /r/leftwithsharpedge

I'm guessing the antifa people rioting probably also hate liberals for enabling facists. Ironically all the liberals are enabling the antifas.

The liberals aren't "enabling the antifas" so much as "giving them a reason to exist." Most liberals oppose antifas, saying "violence is wrong and everyone deserves free speech", but being liberals, they're not willing to actually do anything meaningful to oppose antifas beyond just saying how important free speech is.

Opposing antifa is the job of the police. We really don't want a bunch of untrained armed groups fighting each other in places like university campuses over political disagreement. If antifa were to somehow attain some level of ideological legitimacy, they could talk out their ideas and could be opposed with words. Since they are just antifa, they need to be arrested for the crimes they commit.

There doesn't seem to be anything for liberals to do, other than call for greater penalties for political violence.

obviously a false flag to make the protesters look bad

Even on reddit people are calling for this stuff with no shame at all. Like, they legitimately believe they are fighting actual nazi's and shit. How fucking retarded can they be?

That's what happens when you glorify violence and terror if its "for the right cause"

Seems like most of the leftists I see on social media (especially Twitter) calling for violence or cheering it on are women, which legit pisses me off, because they're well aware that if serious street violence breaks out they won't be expected to participate or do anything other than cower in their homes while men fight each other.

They're like the grownup version of the little weedy guy at school who tries to goad two bigger dudes into fighting so he can watch.

You're saying that like men are gonna be conscripted into the anti-Trump wars.

Only complete idiots go out looking for street fights and watching idiots smash on each other is always entertaining so this is a win-win.

they legitimately believe they are fighting actual nazi's and shit.

It's easy to believe when you're literally told that by people you trust, particularly the news, current-year-man and 98% of celebrities.

I thought young people were supposed to be cynical of mainstream media and personality cults.

I'm glad the internet cured them.

It's easy to believe when you're literally told that by people you trust, particularly the news and 98% of celebrities.

The violent rioters are the same people that subscribe to r/socialism and r/anarchism. They don't care what the news and celebrities say.

You say "even on reddit" as if that's unusual.

With Trump and Bannon in power surely these fuckers are due the beating they're crying out for.

I thought American police gunned down whoever they want (blacks) constantly, wtf is going on?

This is Berkeley. Lots of antifa fuckwits, they've rioted there many times before. The cops are cucks.

Lmao there's a reason that arch lib Ishmael Reed calls it "Beserkley"

Look guys you can't blame the tolerant, peaceful and loving left for these riots that happen every Fucking time they protest. The violent racist brownshirt fascists never do this shit but that doesn't mean anything

And I'm not condoning the riots but they were totally justified and its a shame that no Fucking replublikkkan scum were killed but I'm not condoning it

False Fag operation.

It's nice they lit up that building in a rainbow for him though.

lol These idiots don't realize that Milo is famous, because these morons keep giving him attention. The more screaming at him, the more his fan club grows and the richer he becomes.

They stopped him from talking to a handful of people and instead he gets twenty minutes on Tucker Carlson broadcast to millions.

It's like people get so emotionally charged, they can't think at all. Makes me wonder if some of these dumb protestors, the edgy anarchist "anti-fascists" are connected to right wing politicians, they certainly help with reelection.

That would require them to be self aware.

In fairness, GamerGate did the same thing with a couple of eSluts.

I'll be honest milo comes out looking like mother theresa just for being on the opposite side of that.

Just skip to the part where two sides are shooting each other on the streets already.

Can it wait a couple months for me to finish my shelter/armory?

what the fuck i love trump now

He is true drama queen we have been expecting.

b a s e d b o i t r u m p does it again

Milo just gets oilier and oilier, he's starting to look like the floor of sex club in Mykonos after a foam party

Yep, as I predicted, from punching nazis to destroying Starbucks and attacking randomers. r/news and r/politics are predictably shitting their pants, forgetting that they were the loudest herp derp nazi punchers.

So will the admins ban the anarchy type subs after this like the altright?

If violence is acceptable against neo-Nazis, then it should be open season on the people who show up to protests in masks.