Jack Sparrow spills dirt about working for Disney.

26  2017-02-02 by snallygaster

14 comments

Cool story, bro

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Working for a faceless megacorp is shitty and you get treated like dirt by pretty minded middle management. Shocker.

At least he achieved the American dream of fucking a mermaid.

So she laid her eggs, left, and he released his fertilizer?

Shit, I've done that plenty of times. Didn't even need any eggs with me to do so. Unless I was in the mood for something... weird...

wtf, did the leading research site on mermaid anatomy and mating habits lie to me?

I like how he acts like he was fired for fucking an Ariel, yet he also mentions showing up late. Blatantly there were other issues, because his girlfriend didn't get shitcanned.

Also I bet $50 he did say "no shit" to that kid. Who wouldn't?

i know like 5-6 disneylamd employees and they all love it and have nothing but positive things to say about how performers are treated

I know a like number that work for the disney store, and they speak the same way about the mouse. They have this glazed look in their eyes. When they speak about the mouse. It's creepy.

  • starts relationship with coworker

  • shows up late

  • starts to show up early but never clocks in

  • allows himself to be interviewed by foreign press while on date with coworker at park in costume

Apparently they're nazis though?

He talks about the notorious super strict rules of his job, says he was playing with fire by dressing up that night, then agrees to an interview on camera anyways? gg jack

You don't understand he is a rebel, and is too cool for those things.

Yeah you could get fired from basically any job for these reasons (except maybe that fourth one). I don't see what made Disney any more strict than a lot of companies in the US.

a photo I kept on my private page. I was warned by friends to take it down, and I did, but not before someone made a copy of it and turned it in to Disney.

There's something so disturbing about this.

Why did he put it up at all? What a dummy.