What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nah, it doesn't really matter since /u/SkyrimDestiny and /u/Tomotronic are the same person. We probably shouldn't ping either of them because it hurts his feelings.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-02
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n/a Neon_needles 2017-02-02
Make SkyrimDestiny a mod please.
n/a Fartkin 2017-02-02
said unironcally by an SRS user
the alt right and sjws deserve each other
n/a Hellkyte 2017-02-02
Then who does Drama deserve? Why are we always the last picked at the dance? It's fucking bullshit.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-02-02
I know you deserve to kys
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-02-02
We already have our savior who draws that politically-charged futa rape hentai with Islamic elements.
n/a E_G_Never 2017-02-02
We deserve SRD
n/a Zeuter 2017-02-02
Worse, they sustain each other. Without one, the other would wither and die.
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
Be honest, OP -- are you /u/SkyrimDestiny?
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Don't be upset that you removed this on SRD so I posted it here. You missed out on the salt train by your own choice! Though I'm flattered you followed me
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
Yes, I'm sad that we missed out on you linking to a troll alt that you made up. How sad for us.
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
No problem.
And by the way, fuck the Patriots.
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Sorry if I triggered you.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-02-02
18-1
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
The record for most wins in a season ever! One of many that the Patriots hold.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-02-02
That's like bragging you got second place for "Biggest Cuck of the Year"
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
When the worst insult is they lost a Super Bowl, call it anything you want!
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-02-02
Go 👏🏿 Back 👏🏿 To 👏🏿 S👏🏿R👏🏿D👏🏿
n/a SkyrimDestiny 2017-02-02
i thought i fucking told u never to link to my posts again u fucking dumb shit?
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Oops
n/a MG87 2017-02-02
It sounds like /u/SkyrimDestiny could use some dick up his ass.
n/a fucked_my_shit_up 2017-02-02
Even by reddit standards /r/Drama is abysmal at detecting satire
n/a JumbledFun 2017-02-02
/u/SkyrimDestiny are you so angry because you spent your childhood watching your drunken father beat your mother every night?
n/a SkyrimDestiny 2017-02-02
dont username mention me again pussy. im not fucking around when i say so
n/a JumbledFun 2017-02-02
/u/SkyrimDestiny I apologize and won't username mention you again
n/a SkyrimDestiny 2017-02-02
fuck u
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
Now switch back to /u/Tomotronic, he's more articulate.
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Damn, I really triggered you hard huh? I'm not sure what I even said to upset you. I'm sorry, though. Want to be friends?
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
This is fun -- now switch back to /u/SkyrimDestiny and tell me what a dumb cuck I am!
n/a lifesbrink 2017-02-02
Didn't we just agree not to ping /u/SkyrimDestiny? It's really mean.
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
I don't know, let's ask OP. /u/Tomotronic should we stop pinging your alt because it's really mean and it makes you sad?
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-02-02
Wait, I'm confused, I thought it was /u/SkyrimDestiny we agreed to not ping?
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
Nah, it doesn't really matter since /u/SkyrimDestiny and /u/Tomotronic are the same person. We probably shouldn't ping either of them because it hurts his feelings.
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Lol, sweet summer child, looking at your post history, you have spent the last 5 hours obsessing over me - literally every single post!
You totally figured it out. Are you going to be able to move on from this?
n/a TheLadyEve 2017-02-02
Nah, I just have time to kill in between my appointments. Are you done arguing with yourself on the Internet like a weirdo yet?
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Find what amusing? Trying this hard to upset me by claiming I'm another user?
You must be awfully bored. If it's that important to you sunshine, you win. Good luck at your appointments.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-02-02
/r/DRAMA: 1
/u/TOMOTRONIC: 0
ALTRIGHT BTFO AGAIN!! DAY OF THE GULAG WHEN?
n/a Tomotronic 2017-02-02
Well he/she is an SRD mod who stalked me over to here so wouldn't SRD get the point? Gotta keep things fair.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-02-02
As a (((white))) man, I didn't gain my social and economic privilege by passing up opportunities to claim others' work as my own.
n/a JumbledFun 2017-02-02
only if you're into that /u/SkyrimDestiny
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-02-02
hey man I heard /u/SkyrimDestiny doesn't want you to username ping him and he ain't fucking around when he says so
n/a MG87 2017-02-02
OK pussy.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-02-02
/u/SkyrimDestiny why do you not want us username mentioning you?
n/a LemonScore 2017-02-02
OH NO
n/a MG87 2017-02-02
u/SkyrimDestiny why is your dick so small.
n/a SkyrimDestiny 2017-02-02
back to back posts about my dick and fucking me in the ass. u ok u fucking autist? if ur trying to sweet talk me its not going to work u retard.
n/a MG87 2017-02-02
Yeah, you like that you fucking retard?
n/a Sabitron 2017-02-02
/u/SkyrimDestiny
Ur a man baby hahaha
Your name is two video games hahahahahahahaha
You posted on alt right hahahahahahahaha
You're the pinnacle of human garbage and I hope you realize that ur garbage
n/a SkyrimDestiny 2017-02-02
how can u be this fucking austistic? jesus fucking christ.
n/a Sabitron 2017-02-02
I got autistic from reading your post history hahahaa
n/a Sabitron 2017-02-02
I got autistic from reading your post history hahahaa
n/a TruthPains 2017-02-02
I caught it from shaggin' yer nan m8
n/a chaosaurus 2017-02-02
Pretty based. The technoviking gif wrapped it for me.