They have a blooming onion type thing called a shrimp blossom that's a hidden menu item. If you ever go in, say you want a fresh shrimp blossom with the works. It's a bucket of shrimp deep fried and covered in a butter/lemon horseradish aoli, served with garlic bread.
in my experience you eat there then you punch your friend in the fucking mouth for suggesting that place because you feel so full of salt you might turn into a pickle
I have an older half-brother that is about as white trash as it gets--high school drop out, can't keep a job for long, druggie etc. Once, I overheard him having a conversation with his then super-fat, but also equally white trash girlfriend. During this conversation, he reaffirmed his adamant but tenuous devotion to her by claiming, "Girl, I'm about to get paid dis monday. I'm gonna do right by you gurl. I'm getting paid, you gonna get dressed up, and we fixna go to the red lobsta. I'ma do right by you. I'ma do right by you."
That's all I can think of whenever I see one. Imma do right by you.
I've never actually gone to Red Lobster, but I'm from a place with delicious, fresh seafood on every corner so I don't think I'm missing out on much. I can laugh at all the brainwashed peasants and the corporate garbage they call "good food" that they shove into their disgusting mouths like dicks in a very desperate whore on "Black(s only) Friday Sales Day".
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n/a AttackTheMoon 2017-02-07
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-02-07
At Costco it's $8 for 40 Red Lobster biscuits.
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-07
The taste of American Freedom.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-02-07
They have a blooming onion type thing called a shrimp blossom that's a hidden menu item. If you ever go in, say you want a fresh shrimp blossom with the works. It's a bucket of shrimp deep fried and covered in a butter/lemon horseradish aoli, served with garlic bread.
n/a phedre 2017-02-07
I gained 5lbs reading this comment.
n/a Brumaired 2017-02-07
Made for sharing, not stuffing your face to make the pain go away.
Then again you're eating at Red Lobster so you're just making it worse, probably.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-02-07
Cheddar
Bay
Biscuits
n/a blertyuh 2017-02-07
I haven't either.
n/a BSSSDSJ 2017-02-07
Nothing that you can't buy at a store or different restaurant for cheaper.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
in my experience you eat there then you punch your friend in the fucking mouth for suggesting that place because you feel so full of salt you might turn into a pickle
n/a Clopernicus 2017-02-07
Be sure never to miss Red Lobster's™ Lobsterfest!™ Haha, ooh boy that would be a mistake!
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-02-07
Pretty decent for a chain, nothing too special tho. The cheese biscuits are pretty banging tho
n/a cantsaythat 2017-02-07
An impending heart attack.
n/a zeldaisaprude 2017-02-07
I've never eaten lobster, or sea creatures in general.
n/a snallygaster 2017-02-07
what the FUCK is your problem?
n/a lol_mets 2017-02-07
that shit is treyf yo
n/a zeldaisaprude 2017-02-07
Well I did eat a fishstick once when I was a kid because my mom lied and said it was chicken.
n/a snallygaster 2017-02-07
why haven't you tried it since then? I hated fish until I started cooking it myself.
n/a Soupforbrunch 2017-02-07
I have an older half-brother that is about as white trash as it gets--high school drop out, can't keep a job for long, druggie etc. Once, I overheard him having a conversation with his then super-fat, but also equally white trash girlfriend. During this conversation, he reaffirmed his adamant but tenuous devotion to her by claiming, "Girl, I'm about to get paid dis monday. I'm gonna do right by you gurl. I'm getting paid, you gonna get dressed up, and we fixna go to the red lobsta. I'ma do right by you. I'ma do right by you."
That's all I can think of whenever I see one. Imma do right by you.
n/a ZapRowsd0wer 2017-02-07
the commercials make it look so tasty
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-02-07
For what its worth the only one in Maine closed because Maine knows what real seafood tastes like.
n/a ZapRowsd0wer 2017-02-07
fair nuff
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
You should save up for 6 months then try Legal Seafoods
n/a TheSmugAnimeGirl 2017-02-07
You missed a chance of catching someone sniffing your boxers.
I've never actually gone to Red Lobster, but I'm from a place with delicious, fresh seafood on every corner so I don't think I'm missing out on much. I can laugh at all the brainwashed peasants and the corporate garbage they call "good food" that they shove into their disgusting mouths like dicks in a very desperate whore on "Black(s only) Friday Sales Day".
n/a mRNA28 2017-02-07
What a way to admit to /r/Drama that you're shit at doin' S E X. How embarrassing for you.
n/a 75839021 2017-02-07
Me neither, buddy.