Here's a harder pill to swallow: what if no state actor is involved at all? What if the entire story has been self-generated from start to finish - in other words, that spaces like this sub create these stories out of whole cloth?
Imagine for 30 seconds that no state actor is involved - that no one with any vested interest planted or promoted this story. What if it's just you guys?
Look at this crazy conspiracy nutbag spinning ridiculous hypotheticals!
It's exciting to think that while pizzagate is clearly the most batshit crazy conspiracy theory that ever got bigly popular, in this day and age of social media and widespread, democratized idiocy, it surely won't be the craziest of my lifetime.
Dunno, maybe in the aftermath of Trump's presidency and the culture wars, after things reach their climax, we'll all realize how important it is to teach children critical thinking/reading and media literacy to bring about the end of this post-truth age. But maybe that's too optimistic.
What if this sub has been heavily infiltrated and astroturfed by white nationalists as a way to spread their agenda?
manipulation of western sub culture by a state actor, quite possibly russia
majority of this sub think pizzagate is false and its the overflow from the_donald
Pizzagate is a set-up by domestic assets within intelligence agencies... Clintons... Trump... NATO...
What is there actually isn't any conspiracy--not even trolls, white nationalists, or the CIA creating Pizzagate--and this sub has to accept responsibility for collectively being retarded?
Those crazy heads, it's totally normal to have pictures of half naked kids in your living room and send out emails about preteens chilling on your hottub.
After the pedophile scandals in the British government, Catholic church, boy scouts, that republican (Hauster? Another friend of podesta the molesta) Sandusky, the finder's cult, etc. Don't know why the US government and/or dnc is suddenly considered far fetched. Not saying all the allegations are true or even that they are guilty. It just looks extremely shady and merits a investigation.
Well that and not have jobs that they would have to ditch to fly to the other side of the country to investigate a pizza shop that if was ground zero of a international child smuggling ring would have cleared up all evidence.
Don't know why the US government and/or dnc is suddenly considered far fetched.
Probably because there's no actual evidence of anything. There are a million and one powerful institutions you can point to and say "maybe the upper management is involved in some pedophilia cult," but it will remain far fetched until you have some sort of actual reason to believe it's true.
We can likewise say that since there have been all sorts of serial killers throughout history -- Son of Sam, Richard Ramirez, Al Bundy -- it's not that far fetched to believe that /r/ErisIsMyGoddess is a serial killer. I think you'll agree that simply the fact you fit the most generalized profile of serial killers (i.e., you are a human being) isn't good reason for us to believe that you actually are a serial killer. And just because the DNC fits the most generalized profile of pedophile cults (i.e., they have some sort of institutional power) is not really good reason to believe they are a pedophile cult.
And beyond that the pedophile cult has been a common trope in all sorts of zany conspiracy theories for years. It was only a couple of decades ago when people thought satanists were ritually abusing children out of daycare centers all over America.
Probably because there's no actual evidence of anything. There are a million and one powerful institutions you can point to and say "maybe the upper management is involved in some pedophilia cult," but it will remain far fetched until you have some sort of actual reason to believe it's true.
Not that farfetched. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it didn't happen. Did everyone suddenly forgot about Jimmy savile where the BBC knew it was happening and brushed it under the rug?
As for accusing me of being a serial killer, it's possible. What's your proof that I am? I can't point to exact evidence of the pedo ring but there are a lot of odd consciences and connections.
You use common serial killer phrases ("hello" "good-bye") and symbols (abcdefghijklmnop etc.) you are influential enough to make it happen (because of course the US gov could keep a secret like this when there are thousands of retards looking for, so you can too, obviously) and the media is keeping it under the rug, see MK Ultra and other serial killers that the media "forgot" to report on. God you sicken me
No offense, but that was pretty weak. Phrases like hello and goodbye are common phrases.
Do you often hang pictures of half naked children in your living room and send emails about preteens hanging out in your hot tub (while listing their age?).
Yes. Still not evidence they've ever done anything wrong. Implications are not facts. And honestly I don't trust your bias' on this case, it's a well known fact that serial killers and accused pedophiles hate each other
Phrases like hello and goodbye are common phrases.
lol, i'm assuming you think it's just a coincidence they were also "common phrases" for every serial killer that's ever lived? wake up and realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's fire
Every serial killer that has ever lived! Good thing there are no serial killers in Mexico, otherwise they'd be using a different language and thus have different common phrases!
you keep all your pizza related maps on a handkerchief? Which is better to play dominos on, cheese or pasta? And you uber just the kids but not their parents to your hot tub parties?
I mean, you are picking the most obviously retarded bits of Pizzagate here: an email about a novelty handkerchief, an email about a Christmas present, and a mail about a party someone is going to drive their grandchildren to. Not exactly out of the bounds of human behaviour.
Don't mind all these pictures of half naked teenagers all over my bedroom. This is totes a normal thing that normal people collect to display in their bedroom. Yep, proudly displaying pictures of half naked kids in my bedroom is within the bounds of human behavior.
No, it's not normal to have a fine art and photography collection. Only successful, educated people have the money and the taste to build such a collection. I know it's difficult for you to understand, but there are people who are your betters, who do things that proles like you wouldn't understand.
Boy sure do love collecting pictures of half naked kids. I guess I will never understand the world of collecting pictures and photographs of kids in various states of undressing. Yep, totally healthy thing to have an interest in, kids, levels of nakedness with the kids. And here I am with my lack of half naked kids pictures, ugh I feel like such a unsophisticated fool.
Who doesn't have symbols of pederasty as their profile picture?
You are aware that 90% of classical art takes pederasty as it subject matter, right? What's next, classics departments and history departments are full of pedophiles?
The problem you've got is that when you call someone a paedophile, it just means that they're not a shut-in Nazi homophobe piece of shit so you can't relate to them.
-- I can't hear you over all those teenage boy cocks you got in your mouth pedo.
When will you guys learn, no matter how much you try to normalize pedophilia, the mainstream just won't accept your sick fetish --
help help I am a shut in who has difficulty with the world
So do you know that the walnut they keep talking about is a part of the human brain, and if you eat that part from a virgin (i.e. children) you get super powers?
That is a possibile angle, if it was just isolated to that. Doesn't explain the mass amounts of pictures of teenagers and various states of undressing that podesta has.
These parts. I highly doubt there are tunnels underneath the pizza place. Don't see why a group of pedo within the party's elite (both parties) running a ring is so far fetched.
To me, based on what I've seen the owner is connected in some way. Exact purpose of the place is probably to launder money, maybe a meeting place (I know Donald links, it was the first hotlinks I could pull up). Its just one of many I'm sure. Would be alot cooler if there was a temple ala Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but unfortunately we are in real life and it doesn't work that way.
If it was just that, then it would be the usual connections within connections, shells used to get around campaign finance laws, and other legally grey activities.
But the Podesta emails just seem so strange. There's some odd reading emails beyond the whole pizza codeword. Then you look at the connection between Epstein and the Clintons (taking the lolita express to his private island). All those pictures of kids on the Instagram of James Alefantis.
Its possible that there are logical reasons for all this. James just really like kids in a non-sexual way (and makes the bad decision of posting pictures of them alongside with sexually graphic pictures on his IG), that democrats really fucking love pizza, podesta is into lolita porn but only on a anime level. But to me, there just seems to be to many arrows all pointing in the same direction.
/u/sagittariuscraig, I think that /u/YourMomsaHoax is referring to your previous post on the topic. What is your reaction to these allegations? Did you write alt-right fan fiction? Are you privy to information that us, and the general media, are not privy too? Please answer for your posts.
I mean, the Comet Ping Pong guy probably is a pedophile. And the Podestas are creefy af. And David Brock is probably roped into pedophile shit with his Ping Pong boyfriend. And Jeffrey Epstein and Denny Hastert are definitely convicted pedophiles. And Hillary Clinton has no legitimate reason to be involved with Haiti child smugglers.
All that time and money they spent down there and what do they got to show for it. Being involved in wage suppression and I believe Hillary's brother getting in on a mining operation. And after Hillary's presidential lose they pull out all Haiti operations.
The wage suppression was Hillary herself, silly, the Clinton Foundation had nothing to do with that. Happened years before the earthnami or whatever it was.
And after Hillary's presidential lose they pull out all Haiti operations.
as i always say theres still way more evidence for pizzagate then there is for "russian interference" and "omg steve bannon is a nazi controlling trump"
americans get really angry about this shit for some reason lol
no way could pedophile world leaders that run a satanic cult complete with and underground base that would make skeletor jealous be a single bit of disinformation could it? no. its way more believable that me with my computer is a disinformation agent. way to gag on a gnat and swallow an elephant.
I love this phrase. Absolutely perfect for so much of what goes on in /r/conspiracy.
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n/a anotheraccount323 2017-02-07
Look at this crazy conspiracy nutbag spinning ridiculous hypotheticals!
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
a...are we retarded?
n/a bleasehalb 2017-02-07
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n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-02-07
It's exciting to think that while pizzagate is clearly the most batshit crazy conspiracy theory that ever got bigly popular, in this day and age of social media and widespread, democratized idiocy, it surely won't be the craziest of my lifetime.
Let's see how fucking stupid we can get.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-02-07
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n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-02-07
Kys
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-02-07
Rude
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-02-07
I just masturbated to my own post.
n/a Chavril 2017-02-07
My favourite is Justin Trudeau being the illegitimate bastard of Castro.
n/a nanonan 2017-02-07
That's a fact not a theory.
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-02-07
It was proven on 4chan to be incontrovertibly true. A guy named Anon cracked the case
n/a holditsteady 2017-02-07
The world is flat, and the illuminati has cloning centers on the moon
n/a headasplodes 2017-02-07
The moon's a hologram you fucking idiot
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Russia hacked the election
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-02-07
Trump isn't a degenerate who likes watersports.
n/a snallygaster 2017-02-07
Dunno, maybe in the aftermath of Trump's presidency and the culture wars, after things reach their climax, we'll all realize how important it is to teach children critical thinking/reading and media literacy to bring about the end of this post-truth age. But maybe that's too optimistic.
n/a Mexagon 2017-02-07
But muhhh russians
n/a girigiri 2017-02-07
Lost my toucan now.
Holy fuck.
n/a NetWWWWWWWWWWWorking 2017-02-07
What is there actually isn't any conspiracy--not even trolls, white nationalists, or the CIA creating Pizzagate--and this sub has to accept responsibility for collectively being retarded?
/u/Sarah_Connor, /u/axolotl_peyotl, what say you about the mentally deficient kingdom you rule over?
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Those crazy heads, it's totally normal to have pictures of half naked kids in your living room and send out emails about preteens chilling on your hottub.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
the guy is a fucking creep, that's for sure.
which is why I didn't feel totally bad when he got caught up in it. Who keeps shitty faux henry darger paintings in their house. get a fucking life.
but it's also all fake.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
After the pedophile scandals in the British government, Catholic church, boy scouts, that republican (Hauster? Another friend of podesta the molesta) Sandusky, the finder's cult, etc. Don't know why the US government and/or dnc is suddenly considered far fetched. Not saying all the allegations are true or even that they are guilty. It just looks extremely shady and merits a investigation.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
you forgot about the Haitian thing with the missionaries, but yeah.
This one in particular looks retarded. If you think it looks shady, you're bad at discerning information.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-02-07
Please don't kill anyone during your 'investigation' of the mythical pizza restaurant basement.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
I'm not autistic enough to do the investigation myself.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-02-07
Yeah only autistic people would leave the house in order to determine the truth or falsehood of something they earnestly believe.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Well that and not have jobs that they would have to ditch to fly to the other side of the country to investigate a pizza shop that if was ground zero of a international child smuggling ring would have cleared up all evidence.
n/a holditsteady 2017-02-07
just enough autism to believe in idiotic conspiracy theories though
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
The right amount to shitpost about it in drama.
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-02-07
Probably because there's no actual evidence of anything. There are a million and one powerful institutions you can point to and say "maybe the upper management is involved in some pedophilia cult," but it will remain far fetched until you have some sort of actual reason to believe it's true.
We can likewise say that since there have been all sorts of serial killers throughout history -- Son of Sam, Richard Ramirez, Al Bundy -- it's not that far fetched to believe that /r/ErisIsMyGoddess is a serial killer. I think you'll agree that simply the fact you fit the most generalized profile of serial killers (i.e., you are a human being) isn't good reason for us to believe that you actually are a serial killer. And just because the DNC fits the most generalized profile of pedophile cults (i.e., they have some sort of institutional power) is not really good reason to believe they are a pedophile cult.
And beyond that the pedophile cult has been a common trope in all sorts of zany conspiracy theories for years. It was only a couple of decades ago when people thought satanists were ritually abusing children out of daycare centers all over America.
n/a phedre 2017-02-07
The same Al Bundy who scored four touchdowns in a single game at Polk High?!
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-02-07
That's the one. Fucking sicko. I'm generally against the death penalty but I'm glad they gave him the chair.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
http://www.thepeopleshistory.net/2014/03/the-finders-cult.html?m=1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-franklin-cover-up/
Not that farfetched. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it didn't happen. Did everyone suddenly forgot about Jimmy savile where the BBC knew it was happening and brushed it under the rug?
As for accusing me of being a serial killer, it's possible. What's your proof that I am? I can't point to exact evidence of the pedo ring but there are a lot of odd consciences and connections.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
You use common serial killer phrases ("hello" "good-bye") and symbols (abcdefghijklmnop etc.) you are influential enough to make it happen (because of course the US gov could keep a secret like this when there are thousands of retards looking for, so you can too, obviously) and the media is keeping it under the rug, see MK Ultra and other serial killers that the media "forgot" to report on. God you sicken me
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
No offense, but that was pretty weak. Phrases like hello and goodbye are common phrases.
Do you often hang pictures of half naked children in your living room and send emails about preteens hanging out in your hot tub (while listing their age?).
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Only on weekends, but none of that is evidence of or even comes close to qualifying as such, and thus is retarded to base anything off of.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Don't mind me, I'm just traveling to my pedophile friend's private island, taking more than 20 flights on the Lolita express!
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Yes. Still not evidence they've ever done anything wrong. Implications are not facts. And honestly I don't trust your bias' on this case, it's a well known fact that serial killers and accused pedophiles hate each other
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
I didnt say they were 100% guilty, I just said it looks fucking weird. If it was anybody less there would have been an investigation.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
except you need a tiny shred of proof that they've done something for an investigation. Which they don't.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Yeah, the police have never investigated people on flimsy accusations before.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
That's because the police generally have an ulterior reason to investigate, like evidence obtained illegally, or that the accused it black.
n/a glmox 2017-02-07
lol, i'm assuming you think it's just a coincidence they were also "common phrases" for every serial killer that's ever lived? wake up and realize that sometimes where there's smoke, there's fire
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Fuck, my entire paradigm had been shattered.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Every serial killer that has ever lived! Good thing there are no serial killers in Mexico, otherwise they'd be using a different language and thus have different common phrases!
God bless the English-speaking world
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
Unlike the word "pizza" which is super rare
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Yes,I too like to keep track of of all my pizza related maps on my hankerchefs, ask if cheese or pasta is best for playing dominos,
and notify my hot tub party guest that kids (ages 9, 11, and almost 7) will be ubered over for further entertainment..
Yep, these are just an example of the super normal things that all people do.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
Yes, I also ask people if they want a handkerchief back that they lost, say thank you for Christmas presents and am proud of my grandchildren.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
you keep all your pizza related maps on a handkerchief? Which is better to play dominos on, cheese or pasta? And you uber just the kids but not their parents to your hot tub parties?
What do your grandkids think of the painting you have displayed in your living room?
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
I mean, you are picking the most obviously retarded bits of Pizzagate here: an email about a novelty handkerchief, an email about a Christmas present, and a mail about a party someone is going to drive their grandchildren to. Not exactly out of the bounds of human behaviour.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Don't mind all these pictures of half naked teenagers all over my bedroom. This is totes a normal thing that normal people collect to display in their bedroom. Yep, proudly displaying pictures of half naked kids in my bedroom is within the bounds of human behavior.
...when they walked into a bedroom at the Podesta residence hung with multiple color pictures by Katy Grannan, a photographer known for documentary-style pictures of naked teenagers in their parents' suburban homes.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
No, it's not normal to have a fine art and photography collection. Only successful, educated people have the money and the taste to build such a collection. I know it's difficult for you to understand, but there are people who are your betters, who do things that proles like you wouldn't understand.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Boy sure do love collecting pictures of half naked kids. I guess I will never understand the world of collecting pictures and photographs of kids in various states of undressing. Yep, totally healthy thing to have an interest in, kids, levels of nakedness with the kids. And here I am with my lack of half naked kids pictures, ugh I feel like such a unsophisticated fool.
If only I had cool friends who post pictures of half naked teenagers
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
A photo of an LA art collective..? It's difficult for normal people to understand what you're imagining this is, sorry.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Quite a collect of pictures of kids on his instangram account before he shut it down. Especially for a guy with a profile picture of the statue of Antinous.
Lambert believed that the sculptures of Antinous "remain without doubt one of the most elevated and ideal monuments to pederastic love of the whole ancient world"
Totally normal human behavior here. Who doesn't have symbols of pederasty as their profile picture?
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-02-07
You are aware that 90% of classical art takes pederasty as it subject matter, right? What's next, classics departments and history departments are full of pedophiles?
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Nigga please, there's a difference between having theme relating to it and being the poster boy of it.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
Ah, you're a homophobe. Guess that explains it. I'm afraid the world has moved on without you.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
I'm sorry that I can't accept your pedophile ways, I'm not broken enough to accept such degeneracy.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
Degenerate art, eh? Your swastika is showing.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
photographs of teenagers in various states of undress. Your like of little boy peen is showing.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
If you're imagining photos of undressed teen-agers, I suggest you seek medical help.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Whatever you say pedophile enabler. Enjoy your pictures of half naked teenagers, sicko
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
The problem you've got is that when you call someone a paedophile, it just means that they're not a shut-in Nazi homophobe piece of shit so you can't relate to them.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
I can't hear you over all those teenage boy cocks you got in your mouth pedo.
When will you guys learn, no matter how much you try to normalize pedophilia, the mainstream just won't accept your sick fetish
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
n/a crazyhit 2017-02-07
Did you hear Obama spent 65000$ on hot dogs??
Did you see those sketches of a 35 year old who kidnapped mccann who resembled both Podesta brothers when sketched twice???
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
I did. Those are either the most amazing gourmet hotdogs ever or they are getting hosed on the prices. I could get them a better deal at costco.
n/a crazyhit 2017-02-07
So do you know that the walnut they keep talking about is a part of the human brain, and if you eat that part from a virgin (i.e. children) you get super powers?
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
You mean I don't have to bother with all this meditation crap, fuck yes!
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-02-07
Pretty sure that's a lame dad joke about how Bonnie (mom of one of the kids?) is going to be "Uber" to drive the kids.
The real scandal here is who the fuck names their kids "Emerson" and "Maeve Luzzatto"? Rich people are weird.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
That is a possibile angle, if it was just isolated to that. Doesn't explain the mass amounts of pictures of teenagers and various states of undressing that podesta has.
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-02-07
or super duper rare like using a triangle in a logo design for a shop that sells triangle shaped food
n/a snallygaster 2017-02-07
-you, 2017
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
These parts. I highly doubt there are tunnels underneath the pizza place. Don't see why a group of pedo within the party's elite (both parties) running a ring is so far fetched.
n/a snallygaster 2017-02-07
But what does that have to do with pizzagate? The fact that some elites may be pedos doesn't make pizzagate any more legitimate.
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
To me, based on what I've seen the owner is connected in some way. Exact purpose of the place is probably to launder money, maybe a meeting place (I know Donald links, it was the first hotlinks I could pull up). Its just one of many I'm sure. Would be alot cooler if there was a temple ala Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but unfortunately we are in real life and it doesn't work that way.
If it was just that, then it would be the usual connections within connections, shells used to get around campaign finance laws, and other legally grey activities.
But the Podesta emails just seem so strange. There's some odd reading emails beyond the whole pizza codeword. Then you look at the connection between Epstein and the Clintons (taking the lolita express to his private island). All those pictures of kids on the Instagram of James Alefantis.
Its possible that there are logical reasons for all this. James just really like kids in a non-sexual way (and makes the bad decision of posting pictures of them alongside with sexually graphic pictures on his IG), that democrats really fucking love pizza, podesta is into lolita porn but only on a anime level. But to me, there just seems to be to many arrows all pointing in the same direction.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Wow, do you just spend all day shitposting about this?
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Yeah, what do you think the purpose of /r/drama is?
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Doing God's work son
n/a marsjazztrio 2017-02-07
You fucking idiot
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
Your mom.
n/a wisty 2017-02-07
It's quite possible there's a few perverts in the DNC, but that /r/conspiracy has virtually all the details wrong.
n/a Cavhind 2017-02-07
Also all the broad brush strokes, the high level picture and the fundamentals wrong.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
They're painting a TV and saying they're discovering the real news
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-07
I knew I liked you.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
well, I'm a leftist, not retarded.
I know, contradiction in terms
n/a CucksLUVCucks 2017-02-07
Why do you advocate shutting down free speech on college campuses?!
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
Wat
n/a CucksLUVCucks 2017-02-07
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-07
Lol nice try buddy. I never click links with milos name in them, just in case autism is communicable
n/a captainpriapism 2017-02-07
people should really stop denying that part of it as a kneejerk tbh
nobodys ever really going to believe jimmy comet or the podestas or david brock are in any way normal
n/a Ennui2778 2017-02-07
Comet ping pong is still full of security. Stop fucking with my pizza place, REEEEEEEEEEE!
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-07
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
/u/saggitariuscraig, I believe the post in conspiracy references your earlier post. Is it true that you were just writing alt-right fan fiction?
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
/u/saggitariuscraig, I believe the post in conspiracy references your earlier post. Is it true that you were just writing alt-right fan fiction?
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
/u/Saggitariuscraig, I believe the post in conspiracy references your earlier post. Is it true that you were just writing alt-right fan fiction?
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
/u/sagittariuscraig, I think that /u/YourMomsaHoax is referring to your previous post on the topic. What is your reaction to these allegations? Did you write alt-right fan fiction? Are you privy to information that us, and the general media, are not privy too? Please answer for your posts.
n/a YourMomsaHoax 2017-02-07
Thanks for the mention. By even posting on here I'll be considered a shill or something. But I'm already hated on /r/conspiracy anyway.
And call that post alt right fanfiction is about an accurate description as any I've heard.
n/a sagittariuscraig 2017-02-07
Your comment history is cancer. Blocked.
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
Awwwwwwww, you're having a tantrum!
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-02-07
lol
n/a P51Mike1980 2017-02-07
LOL. Maybe you should ping him and clue him into what sub he was posting in.... And ask him to answer my questions :-)
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-07
I mean, the Comet Ping Pong guy probably is a pedophile. And the Podestas are creefy af. And David Brock is probably roped into pedophile shit with his Ping Pong boyfriend. And Jeffrey Epstein and Denny Hastert are definitely convicted pedophiles. And Hillary Clinton has no legitimate reason to be involved with Haiti child smugglers.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-02-07
the only think David Brock is "roped into" is selling relatably angry sentiments and horrendous campaign strategies to liberals for cocaine
are you shitting me
n/a ErisIsMyGoddess 2017-02-07
All that time and money they spent down there and what do they got to show for it. Being involved in wage suppression and I believe Hillary's brother getting in on a mining operation. And after Hillary's presidential lose they pull out all Haiti operations.
Wow, what great charitable actions they had.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-02-07
The wage suppression was Hillary herself, silly, the Clinton Foundation had nothing to do with that. Happened years before the earthnami or whatever it was.
lol bullshit
n/a CucksLUVCucks 2017-02-07
HIS NAME IS JAMES ALEFANTIS AND HE NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED
n/a crazyhit 2017-02-07
do you realize he's not even the highest ranked restauranteur of that often quoted "influential people in D.C." list?
n/a CucksLUVCucks 2017-02-07
"owner of a child's pizza restaurant" barely meets the requirements for "restaurateur"
n/a crazyhit 2017-02-07
I don't get your point, but I guess you didn't mine either so that's fair.
n/a CucksLUVCucks 2017-02-07
Your point was to defend a pedophile
Smh fam. Complicit af tbh
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-02-07
Who's a pedophile? An accustion of that magnitude would obviously have proof amirite?
n/a nanonan 2017-02-07
So you're saying it's even bigger than we thought?!?!
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-02-07
It goes so deep...
Little Ceasar's
Papa John's
I have more, can't post now, feel I'm being watched by Papa John ((((Podesta))))))
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-02-07
Pizza gate is real tho
n/a captainpriapism 2017-02-07
as i always say theres still way more evidence for pizzagate then there is for "russian interference" and "omg steve bannon is a nazi controlling trump"
americans get really angry about this shit for some reason lol
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-07
I love this phrase. Absolutely perfect for so much of what goes on in /r/conspiracy.