You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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The tl;dr is that this guy's GF won't do things, sexually, that she did with her ex because she doesn't see current dude in that way. The unshaven legbeards (specifically /u/Usrname52 and /u/ greenbean999) haven't read the thread and are already bringing up hilarity.

The tl;dr is that this guy's GF won't do things, sexually, that she did with her ex because she doesn't see current dude in that way. The unshaven legbeards (specifically /u/Usrname52 and /u/greenbean999) haven't read the thread and are already bringing up hilarity.

You sound like you get lots of sex and are in a place to give great advice

I don't give advice. I don't have a useless psychology degree (like 50% of the users in /r/relationships) and I'm not a wannabe psychologist (like the other 50% of users i that sub). The question is, which category do you fall into, sweetheart?

Then don't read it? Why go on subreddits you don't like to read advice you don't agree with?

Move along, dear

I like reading good drama and that sub is awesome for it. When I find especially idiotic responses, I post them here. Your response was one of the most idiotic and least helpful responses ever posted there. Are you upset that you can't give constructive advice or are you ashamed that you lack reading comprehension and can't even read a post in its entirety without providing the standard legbeard response? Here's a piece of advice for you: take a remedial reading comprehension class, shave the legbeard and get out more, you might be in a better position to give useful advice. The keyword there is "useful."

Hahahahaha okay then

I'm sad for you if this is your life

Meh, my life is pretty awesome, but whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart. I'm not the one walking around with a lack of education and a legbeard (that would be you, honey).

A regular /r/relationship poster throwing shade? Oh what a glorious day this is!!!

hey mate, /u/greenbean999 is content in his didactic pursuit of helping redditors stick it in the gf's poopers.

Here's some more of you're unuseful and downright spiteful advice to a bride trying to incorporate some Jewish traditions into her ceremony for her groom's side of the family:

Dude why?

If this is something HE wants and goes outside of what you originally decided upon (and arranged) then HE can find someone that meshes with HIS vision of the ceremony!

I mean if you had your heart set on something that you wanted for your wedding it would be up to you to make it happen so I'm having a hard time figuring out why this is your problem to begin with!

And...how Jewish is he if he wants this on a Saturday, he should know that might be a tad difficult. I don't think you are going to find a rabbi that will perform a ceremony for money on Shabbat

Fuck the groom! This is your day, prospective bride. HE can have HIS own ceremony if it's so important to HIM amirite?

First reply, too.

yeah, /u/greenbean999 isn't really helpful at all. You can tell she's a regular user of /r/relationships because of " then HE can find someone that meshes with HIS vision of the ceremony!" In other words, they should break-up. What a fucking legbeard.

u/greenbean999, care to comment on this godawful "advice"?

/u/greenbean999 pls respond. I want to see you defend this hilariously awful advice.

spends 90% of her life on /r/relationships

How do your 6 cats get fed on time?

automatic feeders

I like to imagine your life consists of slowly contracting toxoplasmosis from all the cat shit you have in your hoarder-style garage that you rent from an Indian tribal chief on the plains of nebraska

I got a sympathy rash from this burn.

Your response was one of the most idiotic and least helpful responses ever posted there.

and that a true achievement because holy shit /r/relationships

Oh yeah. To get away from drama for a minute, that sub is awful for advice. The advice is always "break up," "you deserve better," "he/she deserves better." It's so obvious the user base in that sub has no experience with relationships and that relationships take hard work to make them work out in the long term.

The only times I would ever say break up immediately are in cases of addiction, physical abuse or suicide guilters.They seem to drop it with almost no info at the slightest provocation

Yup! "My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he told me to shut up." "Oh honey, he's abusive, break up with him."

If my wife and I don't tell each other to shut up at least once a day, something is wrong. I don't trust relationships that have no conflict because more than likely it's made up of two pussies who are afraid of confronting issues.

i mean if you were affected by people saying mean things to you would you really be a /r/Drama poster

I shagged yer nan, break up m8, she ain't no good fer ya if I'm shaggin yer nan m8

Why not read it when you could read it and laugh?

You're a fucking retard

Then don't read it?

Are you lost?

Do you what subreddit you're in?

Or are you just retarded?

People read /r/relationship for the train-wrecks, not the advice.

And to troll with fake stories, don't forget that.

Might wanna check the sub yer in while I check being in yer nan m8

You should tell us when you started to hate men.

Sure cuck, move along

She should break up with you for being snoopy and judgemental!

So what if she tried anal with someone...maybe she doesn't like it and doesn't want to do it again? So what?

And you told her before you were uncomfortable with her talking about past relationships so it's not like she's going to talk about it BECAUSE YOU ASKED HER NOT TO.

Seriously dude what are you wanting her to do here?

Do her a favor and break up with her cause you and your expectations are ridiculous and you're a snoop

Also anal as a 'romantic valentines experience you can share'...how selfless of you and caring and romantic

You jumped immediately to a reverse "DTMFA." Were you planning on even trying to help OP at all or are you the Gordon Ramsey of relationship?

It's because /u/greenbean999 is a legbeard. Her reading comprehension skills are painfully poor. Not surprising as based on her posting history she is painfully undereducated!

Every man knows that women will do just about anything for the guys she is genuinely attracted to.

Or, conversely, kick them to the curb for the tiniest misstep. It's basic human nature.

But Gordon Ramsey is actually a skilled chef.

Ehh, his shows are highly edited. Check out what his skills look like before all the post production. His main talent is bullying.

You sound like a passive aggressive bitch

Probably about as good a place as yours, honestly, and the most frequent advice given here is 'kill yourself'.

The fact that you and basically anyone else in that thread think they have any business giving relationship advice is fucking appalling and you are an idiot.

The tl;dr is that this troll's fake GF won't do things, sexually, that she did with her fake ex because the troll decided it would be more dramatic that way.

The unshaven legbeards bought it hook, line, and sinker.

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Hate to be "that guy," but I will be. She's not that into you and doesn't respect you as a man. Frankly, telling you she did more with her ex and liked it, lacks a certain emotional intelligence.If you stay together she will cheat on you and/or leave you.

Good post, honestly.

If you click on the archive link from the bot you can see the entire post...

I know, Mike.

That's really the only comment needed in the entire thread

Wow, actually some decent advice from r/relationships

Women were a mistake.

ehh, i think the guys lost that round

Heterosexual guys lose every round.

To be fair to the girl, if this

what I wanted for Valentine's day. I suggested that we try anal, because it was something neither of us ever done before and it would be fun to do, because it was something special we could both share.

is the beta cuck's approach, then he probably actually isn't the right sort of guy.

Stick to the basics, blowjob and a steak.

My old lady wants steak and potatoes because she hasn't had a carb in three weeks. We're trying to starve the fat off her

I want Golden Corral. It's the polar opposite of fancy but I love it so much I don't care!

Your gay opinion

From the OP:

I got her actual presents as well. But I was hoping to spicen things up we also did that.

Not sure if serious

Every woman wants anal for valentines day.

nothing says a romantic valentine's evening like doing someone up the shitter

Look - you aren't allowed to a detailed deposition about her sexual history. You're not entitled to know every little detail of what she did and with whom, and she's entitled to elide about it. She doesn't have to do something with you just because she did it with someone else, and if saying she's never done that is a better way to have that outcome without a fight, then that's fine.

These people exist

Yup. The people in /r/relationships have NO FUCKING clue how real life relationships are. It's all "twoxchromosomes" types telling men they're wrong/abusive and women that they deserve better. Although there is the odd post here and there in this sub about it, it's a neglected gold mine of stupidity and drama.

I'd never dream of keeping secrets from my SO that I know would put her off if she knew - if that were the case we would never have a true relationship. Then again many people seem ok with cheating so maybe they justify it to themselves a similar way, the guilt would kill me.

Someone please flip the genders so they activate your trap card.

It's the purest vein of drama on Reddit

In all likelihood 90% of the content there is fake. It's the internet's version of a jerry springer / maury type show, with probably an even more retarded audience.

I had an ex who loved to tell me in fights that I wasn't as passionate as her previous BF. Fast forward 15 years and I have a stable middle-class life. She has since done jail/rehab time and is basically a spinster. I'm okay with it.

But I bet she was such a good fuck, though.

Reminds me of a girl I used to fuck. She'd do anything with pretty much anyone. Then she met this guy and wouldn't do anything with him outside of the very ordinary. He married her and they had 3 kids before she left.

She was still letting me fuck her ass while she was married to the guy, while she wouldn't do anything more kinky than doggy style with him.

cool.

Is this a real story? Do you exist?

Yes, the story is real, and I'm real.

/u/anikoo2 she won't have anal with you because you think "spicen" is a word.

I've never been more positive of anything in my life.