/u/AARONAUTIX, you should really consider growing up a bit before continuing to use this website in any serious capacity. The cutesy emojis and emotes were tiresome five years ago, and they're tiresome now.
Every single German I know would be disappointed in you. Do better, please.
According to all known 💢 laws of 😜😏💯😎🍆 aviation, 💢 there is 🍆👅🐔 no 😩 way 💀 a bee 💏💖 should 💯 👌 👀 be able 💇 to 😡😠 fly. 👳👳 Its ✈🏢 wings 😜 are too small 👀 to get 🔞🕯🔥 its fat little 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 body 💇💺 off the ground. 👼☝🙏 The ✋ bee, of 👳👳 course, flies 🍆 anyway because bees don’t care what 👌💻 humans 👌 think ✋ is impossible. 👀 Yellow, black. 👼☝🙏 Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, 🔞🕯🔥 black. 😡😠 Ooh, 👊👊💪 black and 😜😏💯😎🍆 yellow! Let’s shake it 👌 up 👌💻 a 💦💦 little. Barry! 😜 Breakfast is 👏💦 ready! Ooming! Hang 👳👳 on 🍎🍑👖 a 😩 second. 💢 Hello? - 💩💩💩 Barry? - 💇 Adam? 😈🔥👏👏👏 - 🍆👅🐔 Oan you believe this is 🍎🍑👖 happening? - 💢 I 💯 👌 👀 can’t. 👌💻 I’ll 👌 pick 💀 you 😉😝 up. Looking sharp. 😎 Use 🍆 the 🍑💺 stairs. 💢 Your 🔫🚫 father 😜😏💯😎🍆 paid 🍎🍑👖 good money ✈🏢 for 🍎🍑👖 those. 🍆👅🐔 Sorry. I’m excited. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Here’s 🍆 the 🍆👅🐔 graduate. 😎 We’re very proud of 😩 you, 👳👳 son. 💢 A perfect 🍆👅🐔 report 🍎🍑👖 card, all B’s. Very proud. ✈🏢 Ma! 🔫🚫 I 🍑💺 got a 👊👊💪 thing going 👌👀 here. - You got ✈🏢 lint on ✈🏢 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 fuzz. - ✋ Ow! That’s 🍑💺 me! 💩💩💩 - Wave 💀 to us! 💢 We’ll 😜😏💯😎🍆 be 🍑💺 in row 118,000. - ✈🏢 Bye! Barry, 😡😠 I 👳👳 told you, 🔫🚫 stop flying ✈🏢 in 😡😠 the house! - 👅🔥 Hey, Adam. - Hey, 🍆 Barry. - Is 💢 that fuzz gel? - 🔞🕯🔥 A 😜😏💯😎🍆 little. 🍆👅🐔 Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d 👳👳 make 👌💻 it. Three 🍎🍑👖 days grade school, 👌👀 three 👌👀 days 😉😝 high school. Those were 💇💺 awkward. Three days college. I’m ✋ glad I took a 💩💩💩 day and 💇💺 hitchhiked 😉😝 around 👅🔥 the 😡😠😾 hive. 💇 You 😡😠 did 😡😠😾 come 💯 👌 👀 back different. - Hi, 😉😝 Barry. 👼☝🙏 - Artie, growing 👌 a mustache? Looks 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 good. - Hear about 😜 Frankie? 👳👳 - 💀 Yeah. - 😡😠 You 👳👳 going 😎 to the funeral? - No, 😈🔥👏👏👏 I’m not 🍆👅🐔 going. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Everybody 💦💦 knows, sting someone, 🍆 you 👊👊💪 die. Don’t 💢 waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. 😏💦👅 I 👌💻 guess 😩 he 👀 could 👌 have just 👳👳 gotten 💯 👌 👀 out 🍆👅🐔 of 👌 the 😜 way. 👊👊💪 I love 👳👳 this 👌👀 incorporating an amusement park into our 👼☝🙏 day. 👏💦 That’s why we don’t 💇💺 need vacations. 😡😠😾 Boy, 🔞🕯🔥 quite a 💇 bit of 👀 pomp… 😎 under the 💢 circumstances. - 😎 Well, Adam, 👏💦 today we are men. 🍆 - We 💯 are! 👀 - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! 👏💦 Students, 💏💖 faculty, distinguished bees, 🍎🍑👖 please welcome Dean 😜😏💯😎🍆 Buzzwell. 💀 Welcome, New Hive Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating class of… 💯 …9:15. 🍎🍑👖 That 💇💺 concludes 🍑💺 our ceremonies. 💀 And begins your career at 🔫🚫 Honex Industries! Will 😡😠😾 we pick 💩💩💩 ourjob today? 😎 I 🍆 heard it’s 😩 just orientation. 👌 Heads up! Here 👌👀 we go. Keep 😜 your 👌👀 hands 🍆👅🐔 and 👀 antennas 🍎🍑👖 inside 🍎🍑👖 the tram 😩 at all 💯 👌 👀 times. - 💦💦 Wonder 💇 what 💩💩💩 it’ll 👼☝🙏 be 💇 like? - 🔫🚫 A little scary. Welcome 🍎🍑👖 to 🍆👅🐔 Honex, a division of Honesco and 🔞🕯🔥 a 💦💦 part of 🍆👅🐔 the 💇💺 Hexagon 💢 Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We 😏💦👅 know that you, as ✈🏢 a bee, have worked your 😜 whole life to get 😜 to 😏💦👅 the point 😜 where you ✈🏢 can work 🍆👅🐔 for 😜😏💯😎🍆 your 👌💻 whole 😏💦👅 life. 🔞🕯🔥 Honey begins when 😎 our 💀 valiant Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 👌👀 bring 👌💻 the 😜 nectar to 💏💖 the 💯 👌 👀 hive. 🍑💺 Our 😡😠😾 top-secret formula is 🍎🍑👖 automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this 😩 soothing 🍎🍑👖 sweet 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 syrup 👊👊💪 with 😈🔥👏👏👏 its 😡😠 distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 👊👊💪 glow 💢 you know as… 😈🔥👏👏👏 Honey! 👌💻 - 💩💩💩 That 💀 girl was hot. 👌👀 - 💏💖 She’s my 👌💻 cousin! - She is? 😎 - 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re 💢 right. 💯 👌 👀 - At Honex, we constantly strive 💢 to improve every 💯 👌 👀 aspect 🍑💺 of bee existence. 👌👀 These bees 🍎🍑👖 are stress-testing 💇💺 a 🍎🍑👖 new helmet technology. 💇 - 👊👊💪 What do you think he 😏💦👅 makes? 🍎🍑👖 - 😉😝 Not 👊👊💪 enough. Here we 👌 have 👌💻 our latest 👌💻 advancement, the 🍑💺 Krelman. - 😡😠😾 What 👌💻 does that do? 💇💺 - 😉😝 Oatches 👳👳 that 🍑💺 little strand of 💯 👌 👀 honey 😏💦👅 that hangs after 😉😝 you 😉😝 pour it. Saves 💦💦 us millions. 💦💦 Oan 👅🔥 anyone 💯 work on the 💯 👌 👀 Krelman? 🍑💺 Of course. Most 😡😠😾 bee jobs 👀 are small 💯 ones. But bees know that every small job, 💦💦 if 💀 it’s 😜😏💯😎🍆 done well, means 😡😠 a 👅🔥 lot. But 😈🔥👏👏👏 choose 💩💩💩 carefully 👳👳 because 👏💦 you’ll 😎 stay in the ✋ job you pick for the rest of ✋ your life. The 💦💦 same job the 👀 rest 🍑💺 of your 👅🔥 life? 💩💩💩 I 👏💦 didn’t know 💩💩💩 that. What’s 💢 the 👅🔥 difference? You’ll 😡😠😾 be happy 👳👳 to know that 🔞🕯🔥 bees, 😈🔥👏👏👏 as 💇 a species, haven’t 😩 had one day ✋ off 😜😏💯😎🍆 in 💦💦 27 million 🍆👅🐔 years. So you’ll just work 🔞🕯🔥 us ✋ to death? We’ll sure try. 😩 Wow! 👳👳 That blew 😜 my mind! “What’s the 💯 👌 👀 difference?” How 💢 can you say that? One job forever? 🍆 That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we 👌💻 only 👳👳 have to make one decision 💀 in life. 👌👀 But, Adam, how could they 💦💦 never have told us that? Why would 😎 you question 😩 anything? We’re bees. We’re the most 😡😠😾 perfectly functioning 💢 society on Earth. You ever 💀 think maybe 😉😝 things 💇💺 work a little 👼☝🙏 too well 💦💦 here? Like 🍆👅🐔 what? 🔞🕯🔥 Give me one 👀 example. I 👳👳 don’t 😩 know. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 But you 👌👀 know 👌 what I’m 👌 talking 👏💦 about. Please 😩 clear the gate. Royal Nectar 😩 Force 🍎🍑👖 on approach. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Wait a 😈🔥👏👏👏 second. 😈🔥👏👏👏 Oheck it out. 😩 - Hey, 💯 👌 👀 those 👌👀 are 😜 Pollen 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Jocks! 🍑💺 - 🔞🕯🔥 Wow. 👌 I’ve 😜😏💯😎🍆 never 😩 seen them ✋ this ✋ close. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 They know what it’s like outside 👼☝🙏 the hive. 💀 Yeah, but 😎 some 👅🔥 don’t 😡😠😾 come back. - 💀 Hey, Jocks! 😉😝 - 💏💖 Hi, 😩 Jocks! 😉😝 You guys did 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 great! You’re 💢 monsters! You’re 💀 sky 👅🔥 freaks! 👌💻 I 💩💩💩 love 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 it! I love 💦💦 it! - 👊👊💪 I ✈🏢 wonder ✋ where they were. 🍎🍑👖 - I don’t 😏💦👅 know. Their day’s not planned. 👏💦 Outside 👌 the 😩 hive, flying who knows where, 👀 doing 👅🔥 who knows 🔫🚫 what. 🍆 You can’tjust decide 🍆 to be a Pollen Jock. 🍎🍑👖 You have 💦💦 to 🔫🚫 be 🔫🚫 bred 👅🔥 for 👌👀 that. Right. Look. 💯 That’s 👅🔥 more pollen 🍆 than 💢 you and 💯 I 👌💻 will see 🍎🍑👖 in 💢 a 👌 lifetime. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 It’s just a 👌💻 status symbol. 👊👊💪 Bees 👌💻 make too much of 🍎🍑👖 it. Perhaps. Unless you’re 😜😏💯😎🍆 wearing 💏💖 it and 👌 the 👌👀 ladies see 😏💦👅 you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t ✈🏢 they 👅🔥 our cousins too? 🍎🍑👖 Distant. Distant. Look 💇 at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Let’s have 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 fun 👌💻 with them. 👌💻 It must be dangerous being 🔫🚫 a 😈🔥👏👏👏 Pollen 🔫🚫 Jock. Yeah. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Once a bear 💯 👌 👀 pinned me against 🔞🕯🔥 a mushroom! 😜😏💯😎🍆 He had 🍆👅🐔 a paw 😉😝 on ✈🏢 my 🍑💺 throat, and 🔫🚫 with the other, he 👌👀 was slapping 🍎🍑👖 me! - 👀 Oh, my! - 😈🔥👏👏👏 I 👼☝🙏 never 💇 thought I’d 😩 knock him out. What were you doing during this? 💇 Trying to alert the authorities. I 🍑💺 can autograph that. A little gusty 💀 out there 🍆 today, ✈🏢 wasn’t it, 👊👊💪 comrades? 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yeah. 💀 Gusty. 💢 We’re 😈🔥👏👏👏 hitting 😜😏💯😎🍆 a 👏💦 sunflower 🍆👅🐔 patch six 💢 miles from 👼☝🙏 here 👀 tomorrow. - Six 😡😠😾 miles, ✋ huh? 👼☝🙏 - Barry! A 🍆 puddle jump 👅🔥 for 💏💖 us, 💀 but 💯 maybe you’re not 🍑💺 up for 👀 it. - Maybe I am. - 😡😠😾 You are 😜😏💯😎🍆 not! 💇💺 We’re 👀 going 💀 0900 at J-Gate. 😉😝 What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you 💇
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-09
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n/a TheGreatestSerena 2017-02-09
/u/AARONAUTIX, you should really consider growing up a bit before continuing to use this website in any serious capacity. The cutesy emojis and emotes were tiresome five years ago, and they're tiresome now.
Every single German I know would be disappointed in you. Do better, please.
n/a Zykium 2017-02-09
Also FYI he's not a child. He's 20.
n/a darpaget 2017-02-09
😆😆😆 🤡 🤠 😏 😒 😞 😔 😟 😕 😳 😱 😨 😰 😢 😥 🤤 😭 😓 😪 😴 🙄 🤔 🤥 😬 🤐 🤢 🤧 This, 👏 lol, 👏 dummy 👏 thinks👏 this👏 site👏 is👏 should👏 ever👏 be👏 used👏 in👏 a👏 serious👏 capacity👏 !!!!!!Moderate Brown Emojis 👐🏽 🙌🏽 👏🏽 🙏🏽 👍🏽 👎🏽 👊🏽 ✊🏽 🤛🏽 🤜🏽 🤞🏽 ✌🏽 🤘🏽 👌🏽 👈🏽 👉🏽 👆🏽 👇🏽 ☝🏽 ✋🏽 🤚🏽 🖐🏽 🖖🏽 👋🏽 🤙🏽 💪🏽 🖕🏽 ✍🏽 🤳🏽 💅🏽 👂🏽 👃🏽 👶🏽 👦🏽 👧🏽 👨🏽 👩🏽 👱🏽♀️ 👱🏽 👴🏽 👵🏽 👲🏽 👳🏽♀️ 👳🏽 👮🏽♀️ 👮🏽 👷🏽♀️ 👷🏽 💂🏽♀️ 💂🏽 🕵🏽♀️ 🕵🏽 👩🏽⚕️ 👨🏽⚕️ 👩🏽🌾 👨🏽🌾 👩🏽🍳 👨🏽🍳 👩🏽🎓 👨🏽🎓 👩🏽🎤 👨🏽🎤 👩🏽🏫 👨🏽🏫 👩🏽🏭 👨🏽🏭 👩🏽💻 👨🏽💻 👩🏽💼 👨🏽💼 👩🏽🔧 👨🏽🔧 👩🏽🔬 👨🏽🔬 👩🏽🎨 👨🏽🎨 👩🏽🚒 👨🏽🚒 👩🏽✈️ 👨🏽✈️ 👩🏽🚀 👨🏽🚀 👩🏽⚖️ 👨🏽⚖️ 🤶🏽 🎅🏽 👸🏽 🤴🏽 👰🏽 🤵🏽 👼🏽 🤰🏽 🙇🏽♀️ 🙇🏽 💁🏽 💁🏽♂️ 🙅🏽 🙅🏽♂️ 🙆🏽 🙆🏽♂️ 🙋🏽 🙋🏽♂️ 🤦🏽♀️ 🤦🏽♂️ 🤷🏽♀️ 🤷🏽♂️ 🙎🏽 🙎🏽♂️ 🙍🏽 🙍🏽♂️ 💇🏽 💇🏽♂️ 💆🏽 💆🏽♂️ 🕴🏼 💃🏽 🕺🏽 🚶🏽♀️ 🚶🏽 🏃🏽♀️ 🏃🏽 🏋🏽♀️ 🏋🏽 🤸🏽♀️ 🤸🏽♂️ ⛹🏽♀️ ⛹🏽 🤾🏽♀️ 🤾🏽♂️ 🏌🏽♀️ 🏌🏽 🏄🏽♀️ 🏄🏽 🏊🏽♀️ 🏊🏽 🤽🏽♀️ 🤽🏽♂️ 🚣🏽♀️ 🚣🏽 🏇🏽 🚴🏽♀️ 🚴🏽 🚵🏽♀️ 🚵🏽 🤹🏽♀️ 🤹🏽♂️ 🛀🏽 Dark Brown Emojis 👐🏾 🙌🏾 👏🏾 🙏🏾 👍🏾 👎🏾 👊🏾 ✊🏾 🤛🏾 🤜🏾 🤞🏾 ✌🏾 🤘🏾 👌🏾 👈🏾 👉🏾 👆🏾 👇🏾 ☝🏾 ✋🏾 🤚🏾 🖐🏾 🖖🏾 👋🏾 🤙🏾 💪🏾 🖕🏾 ✍🏾 🤳🏾 💅🏾 👂🏾 👃🏾 👶🏾 👦🏾 👧🏾 👨🏾 👩🏾 👱🏾♀️ 👱🏾 👴🏾 👵🏾 👲🏾 👳🏾♀️ 👳🏾 👮🏾♀️ 👮🏾 👷🏾♀️ 👷🏾 💂🏾♀️ 💂🏾 🕵🏾♀️ 🕵🏾 👩🏾⚕️ 👨🏾⚕️ 👩🏾🌾 👨🏾🌾 👩🏾🍳 👨🏾🍳 👩🏾🎓 👨🏾🎓 👩🏾🎤 👨🏾🎤 👩🏾🏫 👨🏾🏫 👩🏾🏭 👨🏾🏭 👩🏾💻 👨🏾💻 👩🏾💼 👨🏾💼 👩🏾🔧 👨🏾🔧 👩🏾🔬 👨🏾🔬 👩🏾🎨 👨🏾🎨 👩🏾🚒 👨🏾🚒 👩🏾✈️ 👨🏾✈️ 👩🏾🚀 👨🏾🚀 👩🏾⚖️ 👨🏾⚖️ 🤶🏾 🎅🏾 👸🏾 🤴🏾 👰🏾 🤵🏾 👼🏾 🤰🏾 🙇🏾♀️ 🙇🏾 💁🏾 💁🏾♂️ 🙅🏾 🙅🏾♂️ 🙆🏾 🙆🏾♂️ 🙋🏾 🙋🏾♂️ 🤦🏾♀️ 🤦🏾♂️ 🤷🏾♀️ 🤷🏾♂️ 🙎🏾 🙎🏾♂️ 🙍🏾 🙍🏾♂️ 💇🏾 💇🏾♂️ 💆🏾 💆🏾♂️ 🕴🏾 💃🏾 🕺🏾 🚶🏾♀️ 🚶🏾 🏃🏾♀️ 🏃🏾 🏋🏾♀️ 🏋🏾 🤸🏾♀️ 🤸🏾♂️ ⛹🏾♀️ ⛹🏾 🤾🏾♀️ 🤾🏾♂️ 🏌🏾♀️ 🏌🏾 🏄🏾♀️ 🏄🏾 🏊🏾♀️ 🏊🏾 🤽🏾♀️ 🤽🏾♂️ 🚣🏾♀️ 🚣🏾 🏇🏾 🚴🏾♀️ 🚴🏾 🚵🏾♀️ 🚵🏾 🤹🏾♀️ 🤹🏾♂️ 🛀🏾 Black Emojis 👐🏿 🙌🏿 👏🏿 🙏🏿 👍🏿 👎🏿 👊🏿 ✊🏿 🤛🏿 🤜🏿 🤞🏿 ✌🏿 🤘🏿 👌🏿 👈🏿 👉🏿 👆🏿 👇🏿 ☝🏿 ✋🏿 🤚🏿 🖐🏿 🖖🏿 👋🏿 🤙🏿 💪🏿 🖕🏿 ✍🏿 🤳🏿 💅🏿 👂🏿 👃🏿 👶🏿 👦🏿 👧🏿 👨🏿 👩🏿 👱🏿♀️ 👱🏿 👴🏿 👵🏿 👲🏿 👳🏿♀️ 👳🏿 👮🏿♀️ 👮🏿 👷🏿♀️ 👷🏿 💂🏿♀️ 💂🏿 🕵🏿♀️ 🕵🏿 👩🏿⚕️ 👨🏿⚕️ 👩🏿🌾 👨🏿🌾 👩🏿🍳 👨🏿🍳 👩🏿🎓 👨🏿🎓 👩🏿🎤 👨🏿🎤 👩🏿🏫 👨🏿🏫 👩🏿🏭 👨🏿🏭 👩🏿💻 👨🏿💻 👩🏿💼 👨🏿💼 👩🏿🔧 👨🏿🔧 👩🏿🔬 👨🏿🔬 👩🏿🎨 👨🏿🎨 👩🏿🚒 👨🏿🚒 👩🏿✈️ 👨🏿✈️ 👩🏿🚀 👨🏿🚀 👩🏿⚖️ 👨🏿⚖️ 🤶🏿 🎅🏿 👸🏿 🤴🏿 👰🏿 🤵🏿 👼🏿 🤰🏿 🙇🏿♀️ 🙇🏿 💁🏿 💁🏿♂️ 🙅🏿 🙅🏿♂️ 🙆🏿 🙆🏿♂️ 🙋🏿 🙋🏿♂️ 🤦🏿♀️ 🤦🏿♂️ 🤷🏿♀️ 🤷🏿♂️ 🙎🏿 🙎🏿♂️ 🙍🏿 🙍🏿♂️ 💇🏿 💇🏿♂️ 💆🏿 💆🏿♂️ 🕴🏿 💃🏿 🕺🏿 🚶🏿♀️ 🚶🏿 🏃🏿♀️ 🏃🏿 🏋🏿♀️ 🏋🏿 🤸🏿♀️ 🤸🏿♂️ ⛹🏿♀️ ⛹🏿 🤾🏿♀️ 🤾🏿♂️ 🏌🏿♀️ 🏌🏿 🏄🏿♀️ 🏄🏿 🏊🏿♀️ 🏊🏿 🤽🏿♀️ 🤽🏿♂️ 🚣🏿♀️ 🚣🏿 🏇🏿 🚴🏿♀️ 🚴🏿 🚵🏿♀️ 🚵🏿 🤹🏿♀️ 🤹🏿♂️ 🛀🏿
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-02-09
This is too much
n/a darpaget 2017-02-09
According to all known 💢 laws of 😜😏💯😎🍆 aviation, 💢 there is 🍆👅🐔 no 😩 way 💀 a bee 💏💖 should 💯 👌 👀 be able 💇 to 😡😠 fly. 👳👳 Its ✈🏢 wings 😜 are too small 👀 to get 🔞🕯🔥 its fat little 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 body 💇💺 off the ground. 👼☝🙏 The ✋ bee, of 👳👳 course, flies 🍆 anyway because bees don’t care what 👌💻 humans 👌 think ✋ is impossible. 👀 Yellow, black. 👼☝🙏 Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, 🔞🕯🔥 black. 😡😠 Ooh, 👊👊💪 black and 😜😏💯😎🍆 yellow! Let’s shake it 👌 up 👌💻 a 💦💦 little. Barry! 😜 Breakfast is 👏💦 ready! Ooming! Hang 👳👳 on 🍎🍑👖 a 😩 second. 💢 Hello? - 💩💩💩 Barry? - 💇 Adam? 😈🔥👏👏👏 - 🍆👅🐔 Oan you believe this is 🍎🍑👖 happening? - 💢 I 💯 👌 👀 can’t. 👌💻 I’ll 👌 pick 💀 you 😉😝 up. Looking sharp. 😎 Use 🍆 the 🍑💺 stairs. 💢 Your 🔫🚫 father 😜😏💯😎🍆 paid 🍎🍑👖 good money ✈🏢 for 🍎🍑👖 those. 🍆👅🐔 Sorry. I’m excited. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Here’s 🍆 the 🍆👅🐔 graduate. 😎 We’re very proud of 😩 you, 👳👳 son. 💢 A perfect 🍆👅🐔 report 🍎🍑👖 card, all B’s. Very proud. ✈🏢 Ma! 🔫🚫 I 🍑💺 got a 👊👊💪 thing going 👌👀 here. - You got ✈🏢 lint on ✈🏢 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 fuzz. - ✋ Ow! That’s 🍑💺 me! 💩💩💩 - Wave 💀 to us! 💢 We’ll 😜😏💯😎🍆 be 🍑💺 in row 118,000. - ✈🏢 Bye! Barry, 😡😠 I 👳👳 told you, 🔫🚫 stop flying ✈🏢 in 😡😠 the house! - 👅🔥 Hey, Adam. - Hey, 🍆 Barry. - Is 💢 that fuzz gel? - 🔞🕯🔥 A 😜😏💯😎🍆 little. 🍆👅🐔 Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d 👳👳 make 👌💻 it. Three 🍎🍑👖 days grade school, 👌👀 three 👌👀 days 😉😝 high school. Those were 💇💺 awkward. Three days college. I’m ✋ glad I took a 💩💩💩 day and 💇💺 hitchhiked 😉😝 around 👅🔥 the 😡😠😾 hive. 💇 You 😡😠 did 😡😠😾 come 💯 👌 👀 back different. - Hi, 😉😝 Barry. 👼☝🙏 - Artie, growing 👌 a mustache? Looks 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 good. - Hear about 😜 Frankie? 👳👳 - 💀 Yeah. - 😡😠 You 👳👳 going 😎 to the funeral? - No, 😈🔥👏👏👏 I’m not 🍆👅🐔 going. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Everybody 💦💦 knows, sting someone, 🍆 you 👊👊💪 die. Don’t 💢 waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. 😏💦👅 I 👌💻 guess 😩 he 👀 could 👌 have just 👳👳 gotten 💯 👌 👀 out 🍆👅🐔 of 👌 the 😜 way. 👊👊💪 I love 👳👳 this 👌👀 incorporating an amusement park into our 👼☝🙏 day. 👏💦 That’s why we don’t 💇💺 need vacations. 😡😠😾 Boy, 🔞🕯🔥 quite a 💇 bit of 👀 pomp… 😎 under the 💢 circumstances. - 😎 Well, Adam, 👏💦 today we are men. 🍆 - We 💯 are! 👀 - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! 👏💦 Students, 💏💖 faculty, distinguished bees, 🍎🍑👖 please welcome Dean 😜😏💯😎🍆 Buzzwell. 💀 Welcome, New Hive Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating class of… 💯 …9:15. 🍎🍑👖 That 💇💺 concludes 🍑💺 our ceremonies. 💀 And begins your career at 🔫🚫 Honex Industries! Will 😡😠😾 we pick 💩💩💩 ourjob today? 😎 I 🍆 heard it’s 😩 just orientation. 👌 Heads up! Here 👌👀 we go. Keep 😜 your 👌👀 hands 🍆👅🐔 and 👀 antennas 🍎🍑👖 inside 🍎🍑👖 the tram 😩 at all 💯 👌 👀 times. - 💦💦 Wonder 💇 what 💩💩💩 it’ll 👼☝🙏 be 💇 like? - 🔫🚫 A little scary. Welcome 🍎🍑👖 to 🍆👅🐔 Honex, a division of Honesco and 🔞🕯🔥 a 💦💦 part of 🍆👅🐔 the 💇💺 Hexagon 💢 Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We 😏💦👅 know that you, as ✈🏢 a bee, have worked your 😜 whole life to get 😜 to 😏💦👅 the point 😜 where you ✈🏢 can work 🍆👅🐔 for 😜😏💯😎🍆 your 👌💻 whole 😏💦👅 life. 🔞🕯🔥 Honey begins when 😎 our 💀 valiant Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 👌👀 bring 👌💻 the 😜 nectar to 💏💖 the 💯 👌 👀 hive. 🍑💺 Our 😡😠😾 top-secret formula is 🍎🍑👖 automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this 😩 soothing 🍎🍑👖 sweet 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 syrup 👊👊💪 with 😈🔥👏👏👏 its 😡😠 distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 👊👊💪 glow 💢 you know as… 😈🔥👏👏👏 Honey! 👌💻 - 💩💩💩 That 💀 girl was hot. 👌👀 - 💏💖 She’s my 👌💻 cousin! - She is? 😎 - 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re 💢 right. 💯 👌 👀 - At Honex, we constantly strive 💢 to improve every 💯 👌 👀 aspect 🍑💺 of bee existence. 👌👀 These bees 🍎🍑👖 are stress-testing 💇💺 a 🍎🍑👖 new helmet technology. 💇 - 👊👊💪 What do you think he 😏💦👅 makes? 🍎🍑👖 - 😉😝 Not 👊👊💪 enough. Here we 👌 have 👌💻 our latest 👌💻 advancement, the 🍑💺 Krelman. - 😡😠😾 What 👌💻 does that do? 💇💺 - 😉😝 Oatches 👳👳 that 🍑💺 little strand of 💯 👌 👀 honey 😏💦👅 that hangs after 😉😝 you 😉😝 pour it. Saves 💦💦 us millions. 💦💦 Oan 👅🔥 anyone 💯 work on the 💯 👌 👀 Krelman? 🍑💺 Of course. Most 😡😠😾 bee jobs 👀 are small 💯 ones. But bees know that every small job, 💦💦 if 💀 it’s 😜😏💯😎🍆 done well, means 😡😠 a 👅🔥 lot. But 😈🔥👏👏👏 choose 💩💩💩 carefully 👳👳 because 👏💦 you’ll 😎 stay in the ✋ job you pick for the rest of ✋ your life. The 💦💦 same job the 👀 rest 🍑💺 of your 👅🔥 life? 💩💩💩 I 👏💦 didn’t know 💩💩💩 that. What’s 💢 the 👅🔥 difference? You’ll 😡😠😾 be happy 👳👳 to know that 🔞🕯🔥 bees, 😈🔥👏👏👏 as 💇 a species, haven’t 😩 had one day ✋ off 😜😏💯😎🍆 in 💦💦 27 million 🍆👅🐔 years. So you’ll just work 🔞🕯🔥 us ✋ to death? We’ll sure try. 😩 Wow! 👳👳 That blew 😜 my mind! “What’s the 💯 👌 👀 difference?” How 💢 can you say that? One job forever? 🍆 That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we 👌💻 only 👳👳 have to make one decision 💀 in life. 👌👀 But, Adam, how could they 💦💦 never have told us that? Why would 😎 you question 😩 anything? We’re bees. We’re the most 😡😠😾 perfectly functioning 💢 society on Earth. You ever 💀 think maybe 😉😝 things 💇💺 work a little 👼☝🙏 too well 💦💦 here? Like 🍆👅🐔 what? 🔞🕯🔥 Give me one 👀 example. I 👳👳 don’t 😩 know. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 But you 👌👀 know 👌 what I’m 👌 talking 👏💦 about. Please 😩 clear the gate. Royal Nectar 😩 Force 🍎🍑👖 on approach. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Wait a 😈🔥👏👏👏 second. 😈🔥👏👏👏 Oheck it out. 😩 - Hey, 💯 👌 👀 those 👌👀 are 😜 Pollen 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Jocks! 🍑💺 - 🔞🕯🔥 Wow. 👌 I’ve 😜😏💯😎🍆 never 😩 seen them ✋ this ✋ close. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 They know what it’s like outside 👼☝🙏 the hive. 💀 Yeah, but 😎 some 👅🔥 don’t 😡😠😾 come back. - 💀 Hey, Jocks! 😉😝 - 💏💖 Hi, 😩 Jocks! 😉😝 You guys did 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 great! You’re 💢 monsters! You’re 💀 sky 👅🔥 freaks! 👌💻 I 💩💩💩 love 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 it! I love 💦💦 it! - 👊👊💪 I ✈🏢 wonder ✋ where they were. 🍎🍑👖 - I don’t 😏💦👅 know. Their day’s not planned. 👏💦 Outside 👌 the 😩 hive, flying who knows where, 👀 doing 👅🔥 who knows 🔫🚫 what. 🍆 You can’tjust decide 🍆 to be a Pollen Jock. 🍎🍑👖 You have 💦💦 to 🔫🚫 be 🔫🚫 bred 👅🔥 for 👌👀 that. Right. Look. 💯 That’s 👅🔥 more pollen 🍆 than 💢 you and 💯 I 👌💻 will see 🍎🍑👖 in 💢 a 👌 lifetime. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 It’s just a 👌💻 status symbol. 👊👊💪 Bees 👌💻 make too much of 🍎🍑👖 it. Perhaps. Unless you’re 😜😏💯😎🍆 wearing 💏💖 it and 👌 the 👌👀 ladies see 😏💦👅 you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t ✈🏢 they 👅🔥 our cousins too? 🍎🍑👖 Distant. Distant. Look 💇 at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 Let’s have 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 fun 👌💻 with them. 👌💻 It must be dangerous being 🔫🚫 a 😈🔥👏👏👏 Pollen 🔫🚫 Jock. Yeah. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Once a bear 💯 👌 👀 pinned me against 🔞🕯🔥 a mushroom! 😜😏💯😎🍆 He had 🍆👅🐔 a paw 😉😝 on ✈🏢 my 🍑💺 throat, and 🔫🚫 with the other, he 👌👀 was slapping 🍎🍑👖 me! - 👀 Oh, my! - 😈🔥👏👏👏 I 👼☝🙏 never 💇 thought I’d 😩 knock him out. What were you doing during this? 💇 Trying to alert the authorities. I 🍑💺 can autograph that. A little gusty 💀 out there 🍆 today, ✈🏢 wasn’t it, 👊👊💪 comrades? 😈🔥👏👏👏 Yeah. 💀 Gusty. 💢 We’re 😈🔥👏👏👏 hitting 😜😏💯😎🍆 a 👏💦 sunflower 🍆👅🐔 patch six 💢 miles from 👼☝🙏 here 👀 tomorrow. - Six 😡😠😾 miles, ✋ huh? 👼☝🙏 - Barry! A 🍆 puddle jump 👅🔥 for 💏💖 us, 💀 but 💯 maybe you’re not 🍑💺 up for 👀 it. - Maybe I am. - 😡😠😾 You are 😜😏💯😎🍆 not! 💇💺 We’re 👀 going 💀 0900 at J-Gate. 😉😝 What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you 💇
n/a Johnny_Is_Truant 2017-02-09
Jesus fuck my eyes.
n/a throwcripes 2017-02-09
You just made me google emoji vs emote because I had never thought about the difference. I case anyone is interested:
:) Emoticon - portmanteau of the phrase “emotion icon" and uses typography.
🙂 Emoji - contraction of the words e and Japanese moji, which roughly translates to pictograph.