The_Dipshits now believe that the comet pizza shooter was an actor planted by Hilldawg to discredit #Pizzagate

132  2017-02-10 by icefourthirtythree

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... Jesus Christ. Someone confiscate their rolls of tinfoil before they cut themselves.

I'm used to this in /r/conspiracy

but getting this level of delusion from a major sub is quite in impressive

impressive

someone hasnt been on /r/politics

i swear i've seen something this crazy on /r/politics but i can't think of anything since the primaries

Remember the Utah daycare panic? The people running /r/conspiracy were actually respectable enough to shut that shit down. Only /r/the_donald is so far gone that they're actually encouraging this nonsense.

They have become a parody of themselves and they just keep going. I think they are close to becoming a parody of themselves for the fourth time now.

Or provide them with extra sharp tinfoil so they bleed out

I like the way you think.

Small steps, then full blown mayocide

I don't know if you're aware of this, ma'am, but you have just seduced me.

Stop talking to my waifu. This is your only warning.

Whenever something bad happens it's fake. They need to get a grip on reality.

No you see, its an "Alternative Reality" one that challenges ours.

lol if you think we are not living in THE DANKEST TIMELINE

HORSE SHOE!

The government pays people to cover up pedophile rings and stages school shootings but a cop would never shoot soneone who didn't deserve it.

We truly live in the best timeline.

The dankest timeline

For some...

Eugenics is look more and more like a good idea

Liberals first to go

is look more and more You go first friendo

yah i iz dumb

>Criticizing him

>not being able to format a reddit comment

Kek

see r/thecultofkek!

what is this fresh level of faggotronics

the war between moloch and kek.....

kek is the most minor of deities, no one gives a shit about his hypnotist wars

the age of aquarius is just starting.....

Oh ok

I didn't know

each of man has its own powers....

Fuck me, I always screw it up on mobile.

Idk what the gene is for belief in retarded pizza based conspiracy theories.

Chromosome 21.

What, precisely, do you think transgenderism is, friend?

so you're saying to fix the world we need to force redneck trash to become trans? Hmmm definitely a different tactic...

No, the unfit already become trans voluntarily.

Still doesn't help us with the problem of culling the degenerate rural trash that bring nothing of value to this country

Wow, you sound like a Nazi! Someone should punch u!

psh but I'm for a one world government! The international socialist party hasn't committed any atrocities yet ;)

A Glozi! Even worse!

drumpf btfo

Millions of children molested by Hillary and all you inbred dogfelchers can do is stick your fingers in your ears and pretend that none of it ever happened? Even after T_D exposes lie after lie and the Clintons are packing their bags to flee the country?

Hillary and Podesta rape children. Listen and believe.

Finally someone that will listen to me. Please heck out my work on Papa John ((((Podesta)))) and Little Caesars, pretty sure they're in on it too.

Holy shit, this conspiracy goes balls deep!

it goes all the way to the top of the sack

dogfelchers

Dogflecher sounds suspiciously like Bob Belcher. Bob Belcher is the main character of the show Bob's Burgers. In the show Bob operates a restaurant that primarily serves Hamburgers. The Largest supplier of hamburgers in the world is McDonalds. CHILDREN ARE BEING RAPED AT MCDONALDS!

I'm the reason they made this faggy little thread. Nice burn calling them inbred dogfelchers that's hilarious. Podesta and Clinton rape kids and you stupid fucktards think it's all a joke. You obviously don't have children/empathy because anyone that treats this like a joke is sick in the head and flat out wrong. Enjoy the circle jerk assholes. You are all awful

STFU Gerald

So what are you gonna do about besides bitch on the internet like a sperg?

Lol.

Thanks for the copy pasta dude.

Surely Soros is on this too?

Still waiting for you to do something about it...coward.

/u/sloppysloppyjoe is a pedophile

Well TBF we all know Pizzagate is real

I got a little excited there for a second, thinking that it would be an AMA or at least a link to a video or blog post by this Maddison guy.

But nope, it's just a shitpost with a ridiculous amount of upvotes considering it's non-content. Meh.

T_D has this culture where they just upvote everything. It mostly leads to spam of r/all which makes everyone hate them, and stupid posts like this getting a crazy amount of upvotes and making them all look like retards.

This goes deeper than any Pizzeria Uno, fam.

What happened in the Donald lately. I thought they were trying to mod out pizza gate references?

It's not like they had much credibility to begin with but it seems odd to jump on something so obviously stupid.

If cucks don't want you talking about it, it is probably real.

so how about the dossier eh?

Is that like a pizza map?

i tried to think of a point of comparison, but not really no

Is it like a pedophile art exhibit in David Brock's house?

actually, very much so

If cucks don't want you talking about it

So that's why Trump is shutting down all criticism of him. It all makes sense now!

Do you people even read before pressing save because

Of cours3. What do you think I am, a Trumpette?

I dont think you d

Why are you assuming it's a Trumpette?

Why are you wearing the chastity-belt of political correctness?

stop, stop, hes already dead.

Large amount of pedo-fucks being busted. Like HUNDREDS all over the country (world....Japan had one today) but NOPE NO WAY CAN PIZZAGATE BE REAL BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I WOULD HAVE TO FACE THE REALITY THAT I'VE BEEN ACTIVELY TRYING TO STIFLE ANY KIND OF INFORMATION THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HELP SAVE KIDS!!!!!

That's what I have to say about it. Pizzagate boils down to TWO CAMPS ONLY.

Camp 1 - you believe in it and want those involved exposed immediately.

Camp 2 - you don't believe in it, but you also keep your fucking mouth shut because if it is true you just protected pedophiles. Great job morons

Lol nice parody of a trump supporter.

nice feeble attempt at deflection. MAGA bitch

Make America gulag again!

Do they get mad at you in the_doofus because they know you're trolling them and making them look stupid by association? You really push that dumbass trump supporter stereotype really well!

You really should chug bleach

On a 3 year old account with hundreds of comments in T_D though...

This goes way beyond the threshold of /u/pantherchamp's first law being applicable.

Pretty sure there is a third option which is that you care about protecting children from sexual abuse but actually go outside and work towards a common goal with sex abuse support groups and law enforcement instead of posting on reddit about pizza.

NOPE

YOU EITHER SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT OR YOU ARE A HUMAN TRAFFICKER AND CHILD PREDATOR, AN ALL AROUND DEGERENATE

Camp 2 - you don't believe in it, but you also keep your fucking mouth shut because if it is true you just protected pedophiles. Great job morons

or not because you autistic losers are damaging a random fucking pizza restaurant and intimidating random hipster pizza employees because of your delusions

I bet you complain about witch hunts against alleged male rapists and how important innocent till proven guilty is so important tho

Large amount of pedo-fucks being busted. Like HUNDREDS all over the country (world....Japan had one today)

Question: do the amount of cases happen to correlate with when you started paying attention to them?

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

okay so if they're all getting busted, that means that if comet pizza is pedo-fucks, they'll go to jail soon right

Is this copypasta or do you actually believe that Hillary Clinton and John Podesta are literal sex criminals that run their human trafficking operation out of a warehouse in the woods where they'll never be discovered a popular midtown pizza place that's always filled with random people, and that they hide their involvement with this pizza place sex trafficking operation by using encrypted emails, proxies and Tor using the code word "pizza" via a poorly secured personal Gmail account?

God you're so stupid nobody is saying pedophilia isn't real, just that there isn't a giant pedo ring run out of this specific resturant that involves Hillary Clinton somehow. Like wow no fucking way r/The_Donald loves pizzagate because if it's true the whole world will know Hillary is literally part of a child pedophile ring.

You'd probably be able to realize how stupid you sound if you actually listened to the people calling you stupid instead of accusing them of wanting pedophiles to rape kids.

Step 1. Declare pizza place to be hub of paedophiles.

Step 2. Declare random arrests of paedophiles in completely different countries to be corroborating evidence.

Step 3. Place underpants on head and strum yourself to gentle ecstasy.

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u mad?

A high ranking member of an organization like the BBC could never pull off a pedophile conspiracy

Pizzagate is real

Yes you are autistic

Jk!!!

Pizza gate aside, is the information about him being an actor wrong?

Where's the drama? This looks like agendaposting for a forum slide.

u/icefourthirtythree is definitely doing this purely for agenda posting. He should be banned.

Meh it's triggering people itt at least

Pizza gate aside, is the information about him being an actor wrong?

His actual job is being an actor and he appeared in a few movies. This wasn't hidden information or anything, almost every article you can find on him talks about it.

Not sure about the thing with his dad working with Hillary. Not even sure if it's relevant - would he be genetically linked to Hillary Clinton now or something? It's not hard to find people who have the complete opposite opinion of his parents.

It isn't solid evidence of anything just yet "oh wow, yet another connection between all the players involved". Sort of like he Todd and Claire website that tried to smear Julian as a pedo groomer, turns out the owner had pictures being with clinton and was part of a think tank. Once again doesn't prove anything just yet another coinidence.

Just like how the one day the shooter went to comet pizza

Shortly after Alex Jones made a video urging his viewers to go there investigate it, mind you. It wasn't out of nowhere.

just happened to be the day that he street camera overlooking comet pizza was taken down

Not sure about the US, but in Brazil it's extremely common for cameras not to work a lot of the time. People leave it as a deterrance.

and he one device destroyed in this encounter just happened to be the computer

If you shoot randomly at an office, yeah, you'll probably hit a computer, as they're common devices.

Could just all be coinidence that just happen to work in their favor

Look at what you're saying, dude. You're actually giving credit to a theory about how Hillary sacrifices children to Satan. Listen to how retarded this sounds.

Not sure about the US, but in Brazil it's extremely common for cameras not to work a lot of the time. People leave it as a deterrance. Being that Brazil is currently going through The Purge because the police are on strike, its safe to say that the infrastructure and its funding between the United States and Brazil are vastly different. There are many many many functional cameras in the US at intersection. Just happened to be down that one day when all this shit happened. Possibly a coincidence, I can admit that. Just what a coincidence along with all the coincidences that just seem to happen.

If you shoot randomly at an office, yeah, you'll probably hit a computer, as they're common devices. Pizza Parlor, not a office. Randomly shot and hit the computer. Once again, possible just another handy coincidence

Look at what you're saying, dude. You're actually giving credit to a theory about how Hillary sacrifices children to Satan. Listen to how retarded this sounds.

Where the hell did I say anything about Hillary sacrifices to Satan? If anything, it would be Moloch, not Satan. Learn your esotericism.

Regardless Comet Pizza is just a money laundering and/or meeting place. You listen to how retard you sound thinking that its ground zero of actual child sacrifices.

I feel that if you stage a false flag operation, you don't go out and hire an actual actor.

Obviously the only solution is to send someone to Comet Pizza to investigate whether the shooter was a paid actor.

They'll need to be armed in case Shillary's troops are there

Nah just make sure the shooter ONLY shoots the computer and then immediately gives up. Don't mention how the cameras on the store were moved away from the store for literally that one incident and then returned back

just because dumb as fuck redneck millennials own a gun doesn't mean they know how to shoot worth a damn. Have you seen all these pizzagate nerds with their massive fupas and weebshit twitter avatars? These mooks are literally the bottom of the barrel when it comes to our society

U r real mad.

What are you gonna about it then faggot?

What're you going to do about you shithead?

Do about what? The deluded dipshit? My parents weren't related before they were married so I think pizzagate is a crock o' shite

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

I'm not sure I get your stance on me? Are you under the impression I am against PG? Wrong. I am for exposing sick pedo fucks and them getting punished. I've lost friendships over my views on it. Do not ever think for a second I am against Pizzagate (as in surpressing it)

Yeah he's making fun of you. Normal people think that ^ statement was hilarious, and are teasing pizzagaters with it.

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

...is this copypasta?

It is now.

kek

see r/thecultofkek!

S H A D I L A Y

I think I posted twice by accident but feel free to copy and paste this wherever necessary if you want

lol

These people are actually retarded. It's like the internet is a zoo now that everyone is on it.

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

Is it just me or are there way more people in /r/drama lately that actually believe this kind of shit for real?

I actually only noticed them in this post, but they might be. I've been a tad less active lately in here.

How was the reaction to Sandusky revelations: were people doubting that too?

No, because there were actual children and people who came forward rather than reading into innocuous phrases in leaked emails. Kind of a fundamentally different, there.

nah people believed that because we didn't have to look at a MS paint jpg of a triangle logo rotated and re-colored to see that he fucked kids

Perhaps you should look at the evidence. It mgiht help you to understand why more people are believing it.

That's the same thing the Ancient Aliens people say. I'm very aware of cognitive biases and how groups of people can get caught up in believing incredibly stupid shit with zero evidence for it. I'll stick with laughing at you.

have you ever seen Papa John and John Podesta in the same room? when will these people wake up???

that's on my to-do list. I"m trying to get the reward for debunking bigfoot first.

I'm sorry that I am not familiar with a reward for debunking bigfoot. I am familiar with the reward for the capture of such a creature, but not debunking the claims made supporting his existence.

Can you please provide the link where the reward is offered? Since you are working on, I am sure it is no trouble for you to find the link.

Since you cannot find the link, I'll go ahead and tag you as Troll.

It's like Feeding Frenzy. Assholes are fine. Until those assholes attract bigger assholes. And eventually you have the biggest assholes swimming around the pool in a level of fuckery that the original assholes don't find fun anymore. We are those original assholes.

yeah it's getting wack in here

No its' not just you, more people are 'believing' this kind of shit because it's actually true. Get used to it because there is more where that came from.

Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true.

lol we got the Australian PM over here

The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself.

Yes. It says all the people going on about it are retarded. That's what it says.

Well it's plain to see you all here don't deal with facts. Enjoy whatever made up fantasy world you are living in. I'm going back to the real one. Good luck with all that..

The beautiful irony.

It's not beautiful it's sickening but you'll learn eventually, in the meantime just keep dragging everyone else down with you. You're doing a bang up job. No fuck it, you know what? I'll tell you what's ironic. If any of you posers were even a fraction critical of Obama as you are of Trump you would have been out on the streets protesting the bombing of those 7 countries who are now on the ban list. How do you think they became refugees in the first place? And where were you when Obama was signing in the exact fascist legislation that is allowing Trump to do what he is doing now? But no, the MSM didn't tell you to get mad about that you pathetic fucking muppets. How is that for irony you idiots?

big if true

That's the problem with you people. You are incapable of rational thought and now you are being sarcastic in order to compensate. And yes it is big, it's the biggest scandal in modern history and maybe we can help stop it if people who say they care can sober up and act like adults.

When I was 13 and in the throes of that which vexes all boys of the age (the inability to see anything vaguely boob shaped without immediately hardening up and having to run to the nearest portajohn to rub one out) I had a very attractive older sister. She was 4 years older than me, and had an early birthday so she was one of the oldest in her grade but still relatively close to me in grades since I had a late birthday. Anyway, we had a good relationship, like I was the typical annoying younger brother and she was the hot older sister who would prance around in a bra and panties and "accidentally" leave the door open in the bathroom while showering and changing and I would be left longing and drooling and diving into her hamper to bath in her dirty underwear and she knew how I felt because she would wink and laugh and joke around and it was all very non-serious so it wasn't really fucked up. Well, she worked at a popular fast food restaurant (name withheld because they're region specific) in the kitchen, doing beautiful things with cooking oil and greasy meat. I still to this day remember her radiance when she'd come home reeking of sweat and grease and tear off her uniform in the living room while jumping in joy at her shift being over, her teenaged boobs bouncing joyfully while I shift a throw pillow over my crotch to shield my 4-inch boner.

One day, I got a phone call from my mom that my sister had been hurt at work and she was in the hospital. She had been pretty badly burnt on her forearms and hands at work, and would be at home for a few weeks to recover, since she was all taped up like a mummy from the elbows down. So I became my sister's helper in a way. I would get stuff for her, keep her entertained, scratch her itches, all the normal stuff. After two days, she turned to me with tears in her eyes:

"I really have to shit but I can't wipe myself... I just can't get a grip on the paper... can you do it for me? Be the best brother ever?"

My eyes glazed over and I'm sure my jaw slackened a bit.

"I... uh... yeah, that's pretty gross, I guess, but I'd do it for you."

She grinned and stood up.

"I knew you would do it. Now help me get my pants off."

There was no hiding my gigantic boner. It was the most intimate thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. I unbuttoned her jeans and tugged them down, exposing a blue lacy thong that hugged the contours of her voluptuous ass. She walked over to the toilet.

"Now the thong please. Oh thanks you are the best brother ever!"

Now, if she noticed my hand lingering a little longer than it needed to over her soft pubic mount, she didn't say anything, and i noticed her breathing speed up as well. She sat down.

Her bowel movement can only be described as the sound of angel's trumpets announcing glorious news. The timbre of her resonating asshole, the stench of her earthy waste, the splatter and the thumps, all come together in a majestic cacophony of ecstasy. At this point, I had my hand in my pants and I was inhaling deeply, gasping at the air like a drowning man. I wanted her essence inside of me.

The moment lasted forever and it lasted 30 seconds. I was so excited that what happened next is only recalled in a series of flashbacks. My hand, clutching a wad of pearly white paper, slowly and intimately massaging her asshole. Getting up close for observation. Maximum cleanliness. The glory of love, desire, passion, and need. Gentle strokes from pussy to ass. Hair as fine and beautiful as silk. The eradication of earthen brown from her salmon colored asshole. Incalculable pleasure.

And just as quickly as it happened, it was over. She giggled, had me pull her clothes up, and led me, gauze-wrapped hand in mine ignoring the pain, back into the living room, where we turned on "Family Matters" and laughed at Urkel's shenanigans.

You need psychiatric help. This is why people don't take you seriously.

The wonderful thing is, you are the crazy one, and people do take me seriously. Ponder that for a while.

People take you seriously because they are just as ignorant as you are. Enjoy it while it lasts

It's wonderful how you're completely unable to consider any of your own criticisms for yourself. You're so convinced of your position and with nothing to back it up, but you never ask yourself why.

There's mountains of evidence to back it up at this point but if you refuse to look at it how would you know? Well it's clear you are too selfish and self absorbed to actually take life seriously. Enjoy being just another mind controlled weak willed pawn, same as all you other idiots reading this. I tried.

mountains of evidence

lol

The FBI posted their entire case against Hillary to wikileaks, are you daft? Ignoring evidence doesn't make it disappear

LOL

Lol. Exactly. Lol. That is the argument against clear logic? That's all you guys can muster up in the face of cold hard ugly facts? You are all just gonna go down with the ship then? Lol. Yep. I rest my case.

clear logic

cold hard ugly facts

my case

rofl

Yeah, I'd like a link to that please.

Which part of this implicates her?

The whole fucking thing you moron. That is her case from the actual FBI. See this is why you guys fail, you have an aversion to reading things or a severe lack of reading comprehension. I guess if it isn't 140 characters or less your little brainwashed mind can't handle it. Well who knows? Maybe the FBI will release a version for dummies, I'll send you a link if they do.

I was being sincere. You need to relax. What page do they discuss the pedophile ring on?

That is only the case for her having SAP on a private server. Which is high treason btw and if anyone else but her did that they would be in jail for life.

Ok sure, I've never disputed the email thing. Where can I find some good evidence for pizzagate?

Honestly voat is the best place to go, check the main stickied post for a good place to start. You can skip right down to Exhibit C and D to get right into the Clinton's involvement. Also the best place for an extremely detailed account of how all of this is tied into the Clinton Foundation, CIA and DynCorp is collected by George Webb His videos are many and will take a lot of time to get through but they are very in depth and he has put all the pieces together nicely.

And actually this is a fantastic article explaining a lot of the less spread evidence such as real estate deals, connections to haiti, donations etc.. in connection to PG

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I'm feeling such a strange mixture of arousal, disgust, admiration, nausea, and disappointment that there isn't more.

If any of you posers were even a fraction critical of Obama as you are of Trump you would have been out on the streets protesting the bombing of those 7 countries who are now on the ban list.

Just one question: what does Putin bombing Syria - including hospitals - have to do with Obama?

Of you think Putin is the only one dropping bombs on the middle east you are more brainwashed than I thought. The US dropped over 26K bombs on 7 countries in 2016 alone. Yes Obama is partially responsible for the migrant crisis. He actually expanded the war that Bush started. I have said nothing but truth here. You all are severely brainwashed. You might want to spend less time in your self gratifying echo chamber. Believe me or not it doesn't change the facts. You all are delusional and are beyond help. I'll just leave you here with your hate.

It's true that a lot of Obama fans have ignored the Nobel Peace Prize winner's treatment of Muslims in those countries while focusing only on Trump's. However, none of that brings any credibility to your Pizzagate gibberish. Sure, it all sounds very interesting and conspiratorial when you look at all the "connections": Washington insider owns pizzeria--gasp! Why would a Washington insider own a pizza restaurant? Pedophilia, of course! Bizarre music playing, some of that shit was very weird.

Honestly, I was very intrigued for a few minutes, it seemed very suspicious. So finally, I went to the source, the initial spark that had lit this Internet bonfire. And it was just a fucking email about pizza. Complete nonsense. None of it makes sense if the original source is crap. Your whole conspiracy is built on an edifice of lizard-men and interdimensional time travelers. After all this time, not even one shred of real evidence uncovered, even by the redneck warrior (Soros-paid shill? 977983234-dimensional chess move?) who stormed in to save the kids.

It seems you are the pedophile. You are sick person for looking at child abuse on the internet and encouring other people to look at it

I've seen pics grabbed from pedophilia websites on the deep web and the language they use is the same as they do in the Podesta emails, referencing pizza and cheese etc.. notice the date You can also search for dark web posts from child porn forums and you will easily see the connection. Only a fool would think these emails are not code.

From your comments by the way. https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5h5qvt/pizzagate_is_a_revolution/dayuhx0/

Looks like you were projecting.

I've seen screen caps of internet forums grabbed from the deep web that use the same language and codes that John Podesta and Co use in their own emails. I've never seen actual pics of child pornagraphy, they were caps taken from deep web of nothing but text. Sorry, nice try though. If you took those researching skills and used them on actual criminals you may actually learn something.

Sorry, I don't believe you. If they are in that disgusting forum,why would they use codewords if nobody else is looking? Also, nobody would get close to those forums except pedophiles.

You are such an idiot I don't know why I'm wasting my time talking to you children but yes it's all true and if you actually did a bit of research for yourself instead of just denying things without even looking into it you might actually learn something. But it's clear they you people care only about yourselves and you'd rather live in a fantasy world of your own devise than to face the hard truth that you have been living lie. Congratulations on being part of the problem.

I rather not look at child abuse pornography videos, because unlike pedophiles like you I don't go looking for it. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Going to search for horrible child abuse on the dark web.

You need help with basic reading comprehension. I've never seen child porn. Anyway, I've wasted enough of my precious time trying to help you uneducated ignorant shills. Have fun in hell you demons

Again

I've seen pics grabbed from pedophilia websites on the deep web and the language they use is the same as they do in the Podesta emails, referencing pizza and cheese etc.. notice the date You can also search for dark web posts from child porn forums and you will easily see the connection. Only a fool would think these emails are not code.

This is not taken out of context unlike The podesta emails which were taken out of context by r/The_Pedophiles. The subreddit is always projecting their own crimes on other people.

You fucking waste. I've seen screen grabs of FORUM POSTS. TEXT ONLY. Can you read? I can't help you maniacs. Burn in hell all you media whores, enjoy while you can because you will have to face the facts like the rest of the world and when you do you will be crying like the helpless children you are.

You had to go searching for it. There is no screenshots of pedophile forum posts in any of the conspiracy/donald/pizzagate communities, which means you wnt searching for it on the dark web.

Also you told people to

You can also search for dark web posts from child porn forums and you will easily see the connection

Which means you saw it yourself. 4 months I've been hearing this is the biggest thing ever and everyone is going to get arrested anytime now, doesn't seem like it.

What facts? Alternative facts.

Well this has been fun. Like showing a dog a card trick.

What no defence for your bullshit?

I've done more than what I should have for you to be honest. It's your choice to wake up or not. Unlike all the people that have been lying to you and spoonfeeding you your whole life, the truth will not hold your hand. Only you can free yourself. Good luck with all that.

You are the one being spoonfed, but instead of it being from a spoon it falls straight from Donalds shithole into your exposed mouth. Also you get a spoon full of shit straight 4chan and r/the_donald and Tramps twitter

Also do you do know how Donnie gets that shit he excretes? It's from President Bannon who explosively shits straight into apprentice donalds mouth which he then shits into your mouth through Clownway and Sphincter.

Again you are showing your ignorance. When did I ever say I supported Trump? Think before opening your mouth and you might get somewhere. I never voted for him and this has nothing to do with Trump anyway. It is a non partisan issue. The left/right dichotomy is false. So again I suggest to shut your mouth, stop wasting everyone's time and read more about the topics you wish to have an opinion on or else you will continue to embarrass yourself like you are right now.

If it's a non partisan issue why are the gators like you not looking into the Trump-Epstein connection.

Trump supporter claim they are not his suppoters when you can clearly see theirhpost history

You are right Epstein and Trump are old friends and old business partners. Trump has been to his island at least once that we know of. I'm sure he knows what's up at least if he isn't guilty himself. Who knows? He could be involved or he could have in the past and is trying to separate himself from that stuff. Either way, anyone who is involved in this crap needs to be tried regardless of political party. Trump gets no special treatment from me. Most of his cabinet is absolutely horrible. I welcome criticism of Trump but it has to go both ways or you are a hypocrite. HRC and Obama are no better. But anyway I'm really sick of arguing with you and I'm going to try to enjoy the rest of my weekend. You cannot get blood from a stone and some will never learn. Good luck

Why Donald should be forefront child rapist suspect of pizzagate

Hillary and Obama have never had a court case against them for sexual assualt or raping 13 year old child. Donald Trump has,so I figure he should be the forefront of investigations of being a pedophile. He (60 year old man) told a 10 year old girl he'll marry her in 10 years. Also the creepy pictures of teenage Ivanka sitting on his lap and the creepy dating comment.

You are right although Hillary has far more dirt on her tbh but sure investigate Trump too for all I care. Everyone should be held accountable for sure.

But no court cases of child rape or sexual assualt which donald is accused for which is far worse than emails and benghazi.

Lol, there isn't enough time to list ALL of HRC wrongdoings and scandals over the years but it is a looooong list. She should have been behind bars 35 years ago tbh. The things contained in the various Wikileaks alone has destroyed her career 50 times over, she's done and it's painfully obvious. She's ALREADY been exposed, don't you get it?! It's like trying to defend OJ, he's guilty AF, give it up. Besides you are missing the point, it's not about left/right rep/dem etc.. Get over that false narrative. Now I must let you go. All the info is there for those with eyes to see it, my part is done ffs

There is nothing damaging enough in the wikileaks emails, unless you take them out of context.

Okay the,n fuck off, and investigate Trump for child rape and sexual assualt.

there isn't enough time to list ALL of HRC wrongdoings and scandals over the years but it is a looooong list.

You have wasted literal hours being a screeching retard in this thread. I'm sure you have the time

She's guilty AF, the rest of the world knows this. Only the pathetic leftovers of her supports are still in denial.

Just one more question. Why are you a pedophile? Seems like a pretty disgusting hobby to have.

You went looking for it.

The pedo is inside you all along.

Do the right thing and turn yourself in, or if you're really a caped crusader, turn over the shit you've seen to the cops.

Hey man, you must really hate being called a pedophile. Only someone with something to hide would be this defensive... also you probably shouldn't be talking about crying helpless children you sick fuck.

You said you have seen the pics you pedo. Now you are backtracking?

How about Chris Hansen?

Guy emailing pizza restaurant talks about pizza and cheese..... O.o you might be on to something...

You know that thing about people who get super excited about hating gay people are almost always gay themselves?

Now think about pizzagate and /r/t_d.

Sleep well.

Whoever said anything about gay people? Or Donald Trump? Did you literally just sleepwalk into this conversation? Or do you just hear and see what you want to regardless of the actual reality around you? smh

Stay in school, kiddo!

Actually I have a child in school. This is what a rational adult sounds like. Perhaps you aren't used to it.

Yeah? Do they know their father is an idiot who doesn't know how conceptualize things?

I didn't even vote for Trump btw but you all are so delusional. You guys are in for a serious reality check when these people actually start getting busted which is only a matter of time. The evidence is plentiful and speaks for itself. You don't need to be a conspiracy theorist to see it. All across this country and the world over the last few weeks many pedo rings are getting busted. Everyone in govts all over the world know it to be true. If you are speaking out against pizzagate you either are a pedo yourself or you are ignorant and haven't even looked at all the evidence for yourself. My advice to you is to pay better attention of the world around you, educate yourself and maybe one day you will actually be able to bring something to the table instead of just being a narcissist that only pretends to care in order to feel good about yourself and to look good on social media. Now would be a perfect time for you all to reevaluate your lives. If you really do care about the world pull your head out of your own ass and spend a little more time looking into things instead of just reading and repeating headlines you saw on Facebook. If you libs/dems/whatever you people are want to be taken seriously you are going to have to put your big boy pants on, k?

Yup. And for some reason their SENSATIONAL PERFECTLY TIMED false flag RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORY NUTCASE is getting a secret plea bargain deal.....you'd think they'd want to make a public example of the guy's punishment....

It wasn't perfectly timed, it was inevitable with the hysteria they were generating.

RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORY NUTCASE

Nothing to add here.

is getting a secret plea bargain deal

90% of prosecutions in the US end in plea bargains. Jesus wept these people are stupid.

Liberals - SOMEONE COULD GET HURT! STOP THIS! HOW COULD YOU EVER SPREAD SUCH AWFUL LIES Logicals - Well the guy was an actor and all he did was shoot a computer and try to create a false narrative. This was pretty obvious false flag

Logicals

Thank you for that, /u/The-Juggernaut .

Yo /u/icefourthirtythree you're a bitch. Why would you do this? Also, it's embarrassing (on your part 100%) that you think there is ZERO chance pizzagate is real. Thanks for bringing more attention to it. You OBVIOUSLY haven't been following the events of the last few days. More and more kids are being freed by sick monsters.

I can tell you are a coward.

Can somebody make this guy a mod, please? We need more bombast from our leadership.

Oh pizzagate is real alright. It goes deep (balls deep you could say). Look at Chuck E. Cheese. If you complete the letters around the E with a P N I S you get Chuck Penis Cheese. Cheese obviously means Child. So the name of the resteraunt means Chuck your Penis into a Child. Also they have numerous games specifically to attract children!

Not only that but the pedo who owns Chuck E Cheese has an uncle who's old roommate once worked on the car of the owner of Toys R Us. Now toys obviously means sex toys or using children as toys. Then look at the slogan, Where a Kid Can Be a Kid. I don't think I have to explain how disturbing that is.

LMAO not bad.

Honestly you guys can have this one. Enjoy defending and promoting the freedom of pedophiles. Make no mistake that is literally what you are doing

i have no problem protecting child rapists if they're associated with strong, empowering women like hillary "voice of a generation" clinton

You dropped truth bombs on us, then you dropped the mic.

hahaha this sub don't take anything serious do they? I think I'm starting to see how it works.

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You know you're a worthless loser right? That's where all these delusions that you're one of the few people special enough to recognize this vast conspiracy come from. Your mind just can't handle being so depressingly sub-par.

I've reported actual pedos to the fbi, not shitposted on reddit

Your move, bitch

Did you seriously put on your mod hat for this post? lol, da fuck

Yes

I've reported actual pedos to the fbi, not shitposted on reddit

is this a confession, /u/miracbre?

Why does everyone assume I'm good at human trafficking

You just give off that vibe. A trafficking vibe.

obviously not that good if people assume you do it

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Lets see where this autistic rambling goes in one year. So far pizza gate has caused one retarded shooting and no caught pedos. Let's revisit this in one year and see how it's going.

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if $hilldDawg isn't in jail by now it's obviously because soros and his jew golds bought the entire police force of DC as well as the FBI

I love how every time people point out that pizzagate is retarded, some idiot has to make a comment like "you're helping pedophiles".

Yeah but how do you get into the basement? Is it a 4th dimensional basement?

it's the pegasus museum basement.....

Logicals

There's a local business in my town with a suspicious logo on their sign. What should I do?

there is ZERO chance pizzagate is real

you only make sense when you are taken out of context

More and more kids are being freed by sick monsters.

What.

Also, I'm serious, some of you guys should pay this actor a visit. Armed, of course, just in case. Maybe threaten him a little to loosen his tongue.

Think about it -- if you're right, this is the most rational thing to do, you'll get some definitive proof and more clues to follow.

And in the extremely unlikely case that it's all a load of bullshit, this would be the most deserved and ironic karmic retribution in the universe.

The way that is presented reminds me of this for some reason.

Things proggos accept as normal: * cuckoldry * Islam * child molesters * 72 genders

Is there any depth to which they will not sink?

Activated almonds, too

Don't shit on activated almonds. They cured my IBS.

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your flair turns me on

tbf you got my number

ITT: Poe's law

why would they take Haitian children? i'd expect these DNC guys on top or whatever would want high quality purebred white kiddos

cheaper in bulk, and india is too far away

I'm starting to think that sub has lost its purpose now that their guy is in office.

Why are they still talking about Hillary? I thought Trump made it clear that all the stuff he said about her was just to scare on the fence people into voting for him.

no no no he just said that so the pedos would let their GUARD down

The fact he used an AR is a pretty big giveaway. they never waste a crisis. An AR is a really ineffective weapon for this kind of thing since it is not concealable and less ideal for quick target acquisition in close quarters. It's not like he's hitting targets at 50-100 yards or with armor.

Lmao

shouldnt people want pedos to face justice

or do you like pedos? eh? thought so

separate to this though have you guys seen how many actual pedo rings are getting busted lately? pretty fucked up

bahahahaha that's the fakest shit i've ever seen

now

bruh this theory was out like the day after it happened.